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2013

05

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Pregnant Ass is Hysterical of the Day

Kim Kardashian was a fat chick who carried her fat in her ass and tits….like she belonged in some African tribe….and not just because she loved getting fucked by black guys…so much she put out the video….but because that’s just how she was fucking built…

It was an ass that was already a comedy….or a novelty…like the clown car of asses….but now that she’s pregnant that awkward lookin like she was wearing a diaper in her pants…has become lookin’ like she’s wearing 5 diapers all full of shit….and for all we know she is….

The fact that she’s reproducing…is a fucking tragedy….but the fact that we’ve allowed her to get this famous…all cuz of a rich dad and a sex tape…is a bigger fucking tragedy….she’s the worst and now…so is her obesity….explained by pregnancy…unfortuntely


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2013

07

Jan

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Bikini Beach Shoot of the Day


My good friends at INF Photo ….captured Kim Kardashian…or at least parts of Kim Kardashian doing some kind of phootshoot on the beach in a bikini for god knows what….the other day….

I think it is safe to say that with her pregnancy, which I can only assume made strategic sense for her show to go on, comes opportunities that her mom is busy peddling, you know something like 300,000 dollars for a photoshoot of the baby bump, and 1,000,000 dollars for the baby photo…these are money making machines, even if they don’t have anything you’d think was marketable, especially not in a bikini, 10 years after the sex tape she was fat in to begin with….

You see seeing Kim K in a bikini, or tights is bad enough, but knowing theirs satan’s spawn growing inside her…makes everything about this so much fucking worse…Luckily for us, the paparazzi only got part of her bikini, as the rest of her was covered…I am surprised there isn’t an arm coming out of her twat, trying to claw his way out of her…..

America’s Royalty…what a horrible horrible joke.

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2013

03

Jan

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Ass is More Disgusting Than Non-Pregnant of the Day

Just when you thought Kim Kardashian was the worst possible human…you know sent here from hell to pollute the world….disgusting on all fronts…not hot…but marketed as hot…a pornstar…but marketed as a victim….which was probably good strategy cuz her porno fucking sucked….

You know just when you’re like this fat dark skinned slut is just about as vile as fucking possible…

She goes and fills herself up with a fucking clone….

Whether those intentions were as evil and self serving as you’d expect….or not…the fact is her genetic line continues…and knowing that a baby is inside her….makes her fat ass even more disgusting than it was a week ago…before they announced this shit….


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2012

31

Dec

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s Illegitimate Baby of the Day


Kim Kardashian is 12 weeks pregnant and no one noticed because she’s fat….

The baby daddy is Kanye West and it is safe to say that their whole relationship was based on money and publicity stunts….so this pregnancy is perfectly timed for her next season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians….her millions are based on being a hooker, prostitute pornstar, and just because a baby is in the mix, doesn’t mean her motives aren’t the fucking same…..

I saw this coming, the only shocker in all this is that her uterus can handle baby making, you know when riddled with all that HPV….like most girls over 30…they didn’t get Gardisil before they got fucked by black dudes unprotected in porn…

That said, at least the kid will grow up with a lot of money….a future criminal…who will have SEEN HIS DIRTY PORN MOMMY FUCK SOMEONE WHO ISN’T HIS DAD IN VIDEO WITHOUT A CONDOM and that’s always fun to see play out…These people are the worst example of humanity…

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2012

21

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

These Kim Kardashian pics are being marketed as “Shot in December”…and I guess that is believable – because if they had 2 people working on post production of these shots for the last 2-3 weeks – they’d probably have enough time to make her look less fat than her fat ass and belly is…She’s the devil and a pig and the worst thing pop culture has to offer and I guess it wouldn’t be the Christmas season without her fat tits in a bikini….because I am used to disappointment every Christmas….and I never get what I want out of Christmas…like her disappearance…

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2012

11

Dec

Kim Kardashian Lingerie Pics for Factice of the Day

In some horrible decision making between the creative director, editor in chief and the marketing department over at Factice magazine’s morning meeting….Kim Kardashian’s fat body was shot in lingerie….and unfortunately, not with a fucking elephant gun.

She got half naked, in what would be sexy outfits, if it was on some hot, tight bodied girl, waiting for you to come home from work….or even on your dumpy ass wife who has given you the gift of children and who you are codependent and in love with enough to see past the fact that she’s ravaged her body…from vagina to GUNT to tits…..all for you…and appreciate her putting on something to add some excitement in your otherwise boring as fuck relationship that is comfortable…and that you are used to….but when it is on Kim Kardashian, someone who no one finds hot, who has had her time to shine, and who likely offends 98 percent of the population who know she exits, this has gone too far and has gone on far too long, and should never have happened, and should never happen again…..

These pics remind us that she should retire gracefully, even if you’re a pig who can’t be graceful in anything you do….she’s got all the money in the world, and doesn’t need to be humiliating herself while irritating us, and above all…she’s got a sister she can exploit who is built like an actual model, who we’d all rather see half naked…

Get it together. you prime example of the horrible side effects of positive affirmations….

Here are some pics…they depress me.

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2012

03

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Face Herpes Face of the Day


Here’s a huge shocker…Kim Kardashian…a socialite slut…who likely fucked the world prior to even existing….and who only exists thanks to a sex tape we can tie back into Daddy issues and Stage Mother who was a Gold Digger issues….I’m talking unprotected sex, porn star, party slut….has face herpes….face herpes she’s so okay with having that she’s not covering it up, wearing make-up, or anything….I guess because she knows it has come to that point in her career…where this is the kind of thing people will write about…and that’s all that matters to her…no shame….even when it’s disgusting….can’t wait til times get tough and she starts walking around with period stains on her pants…shit stains on her bikini….face herpes is always the gateway ailment to deeper darker disgusting….


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2012

23

Nov

Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner in the Same Picture of the Day

Here is a picture that I like to think got leaked against Kim Kardashian’s will…because her half sister…has everything Kim Kardashian probably wishes she has…and you know Kim Kardashian sits there angry as fuck that this little bitch is milking off her fame…and doing a better job of it, with more loyal fans, without a porn career and most importantly without being a fat, dumpy, hairy, troll of a woman…It is the kind of thing you would think families would fight and break up over…you know never talk to each other again….except the young one is the fat one’s retirement plan..and the fat one gets a percentage of her earnings…and that’s why the fat one promotes her…but you know even with the money…and the promise of another 10 years of Kardashians thanks to the young one…the fat one can’t fucking stand her….or at least being in pics with her…where you see how short and dumpy and old she is in comparison….it’s best to keep them in separate pics…at least for Kim Kardashian…cuz you can really see her flaws when shit like this is dropped…flaws…i hope the world sees.

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2012

21

Nov

Kim Kardashian Shows You How To Fatten Up in 5 Seconds of the Day

Kim Kardashian just revealed one of her biggest fucking secrets in her lie of having a body that isn’t fucking obese and disgusting…you know a body I’ve been calling out for years as being below average, lazy and sloppy….but covered up strategically….with straps and mirrors and poses and cuts of clothing that make her look slimmer than she is….which is not slim at all….

So before your very eyes, thanks to TSA and flying commercial not private…here is the pig of a woman…in all senses of the term….because not only is she unattractive….she is a pornstar who represents all evil in the world that is for some reason celebrated…..in her heels and out of her heels – putting just how much they help her look “decent” and not like a short dump truck of a chick on fucking blast…and that makes me laugh…


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2012

19

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Back on a SUP of the Day

This is offensive…

But the good thing about it is that she’s no longer hiding the fact that she’s a pig of a woman…prior to today…she was strapped down and trying her hardest to look “hour glass”…with an aweseome waist to hip ratio that didn’t stem from laziness and over eating…

But today..it is clear…she has fallen off her smoke and mirror games as she struggles like a fat chick on a paddle board…and that to me…is a victory for mankind…

May she just keep getting fatter and fatter until one day exploding….like the sinner that she is.

Good times….baby got disgusting back….


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2012

09

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Throwback Fat Ass Pic of the Day


Kim Kardashian polluted the internet with a throwback picture of her ass in a tight dress being shot for Terry Richardson…because I guess those were her glory days…before the world realized she was fat…or maybe cuz she thinks this is a really hot pic of herself…there’s no reason for this…but I’ll still draw attention to it…cuz I got nothing else to do….motherfucker.

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2012

06

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Chubby Bikini Shoot of the Day

Kim Kardashian is so gross…seriously disgusting….seeing her in a bikini reminds me of all that is wrong with her….she’s built like tank…a sloppy fleshy tank…and there’s a reason only black guys like her….cuz black guys love all girls…and they are less about a bitch being skinny….which I guess works for her…since fucking one on camera made her into a 100 million dollar empire….

She is all that is wrong in America….

But here she is in some recent or apparently recent bikini pics in Miami….looking like fucking shit…which is appropriate since she is shit.

Seriously….The fucking worst….

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2012

01

Nov

Kim Kardashian as Cat Woman of the Day

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West dressed like some Batman shit….and in doing that she squeezed into a leather outfit that was a welcomed friend since it allowed her sloppy body to not spill out like the pile of disgusting slop that she is….you know this rubber/latex/leather shit is the best kind of harness to squeeze a questionably shaped woman into a relatively decent big ass shape….

I hate acknowledging that this trash exists…cuz she is the worst…and Kanye is no better…both just out there for attention…making stupid money…while annoying 90 percent of the public….the worst.


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2012

15

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Really Big and Long Ass Crack in a See Thru Skirt of the Day


Kim Kardashian has the single longest ass crack in the fucking game….sure it is an ass that has been celebrated because that’s just how the media, and black dudes who don’t mind fucking her on camera do things….and sure her ass was kinda interestingly out of proportion compared to her waistline, but shit is just fat, sloopy and I can see the cellulite and laziness….and there’s nothing hot about seeing a 30 year old fat chick….even if she carries her 20 plus surplus in her ass…..but there is definitely something funny about it…and thats why I am posting it.

All this to say, promoting fat girls promotes diabetes and I want nothing to do with that….


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2012

05

Oct

Kim Kardashian in a Fat Girl Dress of the Day

Kim Kardashian is showing off her tits in a dress that has a built in frilly skirt around the waist like it was a bikini fat girls wear to the waterpark to stylishly cover up their disgusting…in what I assume is the same reason Kim Kardashian is wearing it…because she’s got a lot of disgusting to cover up and I’m not even talking about her personality flaws, I’m talking straight up fat girl body, twisted into something less offensive thanks to straps and harnesses….somethig I have to appreciate cuz her gut hanging over her pants would make her so much worst to look at….and you know she’d make us fucking look at her…that’s kinda what she’s all about…

And here she is with Hulk Hogan…a picture that makes perfect sense…

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