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2014

05

Jan

Kim Kardashian Makes Her Ass Small of the Day

Smoke and mirrors – Pornstar turned “Reality” Star “It” Girl – Kim Kardashian, the master of the lie…has decided to share her secret to New Years Resolution of fighting whatever baby weight her plastic surgeon left behind – by posing with a chick who has a fatter ass, probably Brazilian Butt Lifted (that’s where they inject you ass with fat from other parts of your body, a procedure, girls, including Kim Kardashian get to have a fat ass, because for some reason, thanks to hip hop, fat asses are all the fucking rage)…

It’s the good old proportionately, next to this fat ass, my ass looks tight, hustle so many girls do on the regular…and who really cares…this is Kim Kardashian we are talking about…the absolute epitome of evil the world has to offer…

I just hope she’ll disappear because let’s face it, it’s time…even if it’d be hard for her to disappear since she’s so fucking fat.

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2013

27

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s George Condo Birkin of the Day

I am only posting this because how ridiculous the story is, and what is even more ridiculous how much people care…this is Kim Kardashian’s Christmas gift from Kanye…who fucking cares…but I like erotic nude paintings…and this is erotic..I think…probably not to her because no black guy is peeing on her…but to the rest of us…there’s a nipple!!

The story is that Kim Kardashian, who probably already has a hundred Hermes Birkins, which can be 50,000 dollar purses if you get the right one, got a jacked up purse from Kanye, featuring work from an artist he’s into named George Condo, because Kanye is constantly trying to submerse himself in art and culture, to act like he knows whats up…and that artists art is probably work serious money…

Now the question isn’t why would anyone want their expensive purse modified by an artist who probably makes the purse worth more, he was huge in street art in the 80s, the question is why walk around with it, when his art on the purse seems to be something he ejaculated out of his ass…

He’s already established and doesn’t need to pretend he’s good or talented, the art scene has bought his lie, and people like Kanye are throwing money at him to do shit like this so whatever…

It’s safe to say Kim is only wearing the purse to get people talking…because that’s what fame whores do.

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2013

20

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Sleazy Top of the Day

I hate buying into the follow-up performance of her music video where she has sex with Kaney on a Motorcycle in a weird and awkward way that I am sure there will be parodies all over today….

You see when you get some buzz, you need to keep up momentum so people keep talking about it…

I hate the family and what they represent in their attention seeking..

To me she’s a barnyard animal only less interesting or useful cuz you can’t kill her off at her fattest and eat her for Christmas…

But there’s something about seeing a mom dressed like this with her milk filled titties that makes me thirsty…not as thirsty as Kim…but thirsty enough to want to play with these tits despite the evil they represent…

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2013

19

Nov

Naked Kim Kardashian for the New Kanye Video of the Day

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Nothing’s more hip hop than releasing your new video, starring your fat naked wife and baby momma, on Ellen…shit’s hard…yo.

It’s at that point in your Hip Hop career where you realize you’re nothing but a fame whore reaching for as much attention as possible…you gone as mainstream as possible…and there’s nothing really wrong with that…because let’s face it, he got Simulated sex on Ellen, which is an amazing troll….better than any troll you’ve done.

What there is something wrong with is that he’s’ being a bitch making his video vixens 35 year old fat chicks he’s knocked up, instead of Emily Ratajkowski…his last Video vixen who you all saw what happened to…but I guess when you’re fucking Kim Kardashian…milk the tabloid fodder as hard as you can because it will get you more views…

Maybe, this is just an extreme example of how his bitch has him by the balls…you know like when your girl catches you talking to other girls and you post a pic of you and her on your instagram to make her feel special…or maybe this pleasing your fat wife on a serious level…in just feeding into their lie….

The simulated sex…is pretty interesting though…not in a hot way…but in a this shit is on ELLEN…and Ellen probably shot her load 8 times watching it…because lesbians shoot loads….

The song’s good, I liked the cameo of the other Kardashians galloping in the intro, and the video’s kind of amazing despite Kim Kardashian’s big back being the sex object….

Here are some pics of Kim…in a mesh shirt to celebrate.

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Here’s the uncensored video….

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2013

14

Nov

Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in a Skirt of the Day

Do not try to tell me that ^^^^^^^ that ass…is this ass:

It’s just a lie in the worst fucking way….from a sloppy pile of meaty…lumpy shit…that looks like failed plastic surgery or a diaper full of shit because the anal has made her lose control of her bowels to a smoothed over…decent enough to look at…booty poppin you’d stick your face it…

Not that you’d expect anything this troll would do…but it’s still nice to point out her fails…even if everyone already knows that she is a fail already.

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2013

25

Oct

Kim Kardashian is So Subtle of the Day

So it begins…the subtle fame whore who is really not subtle…making subtle gestures that are really not subtle…involving her straight flexing the ring that corporate sponsors for her show bought to give it a storyline for this season, the one we hope ends in a plane crash on a family vacation that you know would never happen because they are such horrible egos, they fly separate so that they can’t rid the world of their evil….

It’s all strategic, we all know, but seeing her play it off with some Starbucks Drake hands so badly is funny to me, even if I find her the fucking worst…

Started as a pornstar now she’s here…

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2013

17

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s First Bathing Suit Picture for Attention of the Day

I don’t know why, but the internet is going nuts with Kim Kardashian’s bikini pic that Kanye retweeted saying something like “Dayum, can’t wait to come home to this”…or something along those lines pretending he’s either not gay or still into Kim Kardashian, while countless babes throw themselves at him on a daily basis, in what I can assume is him just keeping the peace at home, because you know how these attention seeking social media whores work, they do whatever they can for more hits, to have more people talking about them, to make them think they are still important and still have it going on…and I guess in a lot of ways, Kim Kardashian looks like she did before the pregnancy, fat, dumpy, sloppy and broken…and I am not convinced this selfie is even a selfie, but more a selfie that has been photoshopped to make her look better…and really who fucking cares, it’s Kim Kardashian, she could be begging me to cum while jerking me off and she’d still be uninteresting to me, it all stems from her being the absolute worst….but I’ll post the pic anyway, because it has come to this, where the only way I’ll stay relevant is by posting pics of this trash…depressing…but trying to understand her big round ass distracts me from all my pain….

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2013

02

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Subtle Elegance of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s elegance and class is so subtle, you have to look very very closely to find it…

I mean she makes all kinds of money, she’s famous even though she doesn’t deserve it, I mean she did porn to break free from being the poor Beverly Hills girl, compared to all her friends, and here she is now…rocking her huge mom tits like she’s not a mom, thanks to all the post pregnancy tummy tucks and fast lifts to try to restore some level of sex appeal to the freaks who still find her hot…freaks who exist and who I have met and who I am forced to ask “WHY?!” Why?”….but maybe I’m just distracted by the fact that she is the worst human being to walk the earth and her child she brought upon us must be a demon sent from the hell that is her uterus….

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2013

30

Sep

Porn Star Mom Kim Kardashian Brings Out Her Boobs of the Day

Unlike her sister KOURTNEY , Kim Kardashian, Porn Mom, decided to be a little be more shameless in her self promotion for this season of the Kardashains, and instead of covering up her Porn Mom tits, she decided to put them on blast, in a see through dress, so that everyone focuses on her tits, instead of the work she’s had done to her face….

Now everyone can question why her nipple is aiming so far to the left, is it trying to escape her body because it is so fucking horrible to be associated with Kim Kardashian, kinda her kid while it tried to hang itself with the umbilical cord in the womb, or is it just trying to escape her body because it has seen so many horrible things done to it on this quest to make 100,000,000 dollars a year with no real marketable skill, and it is ready to turn in the towel… or maybe is it just trying to starve out the kid, assuming Kim breast feeds it, because that would end the next generation of this shit…but we all know she doesn’t breast feed anything, she’s probably only seen the kid once, it gets in the way of her porn mom-ing, self promotion…

Either way, she’s horrible, this is expected, she is the one who gave her vagina to the world to get a reality show…I mean titties in a dress with a window ain’t much a thing…

Here’s what Kanye has to say about it…

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