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2013

20

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Sleazy Top of the Day

I hate buying into the follow-up performance of her music video where she has sex with Kaney on a Motorcycle in a weird and awkward way that I am sure there will be parodies all over today….

You see when you get some buzz, you need to keep up momentum so people keep talking about it…

I hate the family and what they represent in their attention seeking..

To me she’s a barnyard animal only less interesting or useful cuz you can’t kill her off at her fattest and eat her for Christmas…

But there’s something about seeing a mom dressed like this with her milk filled titties that makes me thirsty…not as thirsty as Kim…but thirsty enough to want to play with these tits despite the evil they represent…

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2013

19

Nov

Naked Kim Kardashian for the New Kanye Video of the Day

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Nothing’s more hip hop than releasing your new video, starring your fat naked wife and baby momma, on Ellen…shit’s hard…yo.

It’s at that point in your Hip Hop career where you realize you’re nothing but a fame whore reaching for as much attention as possible…you gone as mainstream as possible…and there’s nothing really wrong with that…because let’s face it, he got Simulated sex on Ellen, which is an amazing troll….better than any troll you’ve done.

What there is something wrong with is that he’s’ being a bitch making his video vixens 35 year old fat chicks he’s knocked up, instead of Emily Ratajkowski…his last Video vixen who you all saw what happened to…but I guess when you’re fucking Kim Kardashian…milk the tabloid fodder as hard as you can because it will get you more views…

Maybe, this is just an extreme example of how his bitch has him by the balls…you know like when your girl catches you talking to other girls and you post a pic of you and her on your instagram to make her feel special…or maybe this pleasing your fat wife on a serious level…in just feeding into their lie….

The simulated sex…is pretty interesting though…not in a hot way…but in a this shit is on ELLEN…and Ellen probably shot her load 8 times watching it…because lesbians shoot loads….

The song’s good, I liked the cameo of the other Kardashians galloping in the intro, and the video’s kind of amazing despite Kim Kardashian’s big back being the sex object….

Here are some pics of Kim…in a mesh shirt to celebrate.

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Here’s the uncensored video….

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2013

14

Nov

Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in a Skirt of the Day

Do not try to tell me that ^^^^^^^ that ass…is this ass:

It’s just a lie in the worst fucking way….from a sloppy pile of meaty…lumpy shit…that looks like failed plastic surgery or a diaper full of shit because the anal has made her lose control of her bowels to a smoothed over…decent enough to look at…booty poppin you’d stick your face it…

Not that you’d expect anything this troll would do…but it’s still nice to point out her fails…even if everyone already knows that she is a fail already.

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2013

25

Oct

Kim Kardashian is So Subtle of the Day

So it begins…the subtle fame whore who is really not subtle…making subtle gestures that are really not subtle…involving her straight flexing the ring that corporate sponsors for her show bought to give it a storyline for this season, the one we hope ends in a plane crash on a family vacation that you know would never happen because they are such horrible egos, they fly separate so that they can’t rid the world of their evil….

It’s all strategic, we all know, but seeing her play it off with some Starbucks Drake hands so badly is funny to me, even if I find her the fucking worst…

Started as a pornstar now she’s here…

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2013

17

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s First Bathing Suit Picture for Attention of the Day

I don’t know why, but the internet is going nuts with Kim Kardashian’s bikini pic that Kanye retweeted saying something like “Dayum, can’t wait to come home to this”…or something along those lines pretending he’s either not gay or still into Kim Kardashian, while countless babes throw themselves at him on a daily basis, in what I can assume is him just keeping the peace at home, because you know how these attention seeking social media whores work, they do whatever they can for more hits, to have more people talking about them, to make them think they are still important and still have it going on…and I guess in a lot of ways, Kim Kardashian looks like she did before the pregnancy, fat, dumpy, sloppy and broken…and I am not convinced this selfie is even a selfie, but more a selfie that has been photoshopped to make her look better…and really who fucking cares, it’s Kim Kardashian, she could be begging me to cum while jerking me off and she’d still be uninteresting to me, it all stems from her being the absolute worst….but I’ll post the pic anyway, because it has come to this, where the only way I’ll stay relevant is by posting pics of this trash…depressing…but trying to understand her big round ass distracts me from all my pain….

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2013

02

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Subtle Elegance of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s elegance and class is so subtle, you have to look very very closely to find it…

I mean she makes all kinds of money, she’s famous even though she doesn’t deserve it, I mean she did porn to break free from being the poor Beverly Hills girl, compared to all her friends, and here she is now…rocking her huge mom tits like she’s not a mom, thanks to all the post pregnancy tummy tucks and fast lifts to try to restore some level of sex appeal to the freaks who still find her hot…freaks who exist and who I have met and who I am forced to ask “WHY?!” Why?”….but maybe I’m just distracted by the fact that she is the worst human being to walk the earth and her child she brought upon us must be a demon sent from the hell that is her uterus….

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2013

30

Sep

Porn Star Mom Kim Kardashian Brings Out Her Boobs of the Day

Unlike her sister KOURTNEY , Kim Kardashian, Porn Mom, decided to be a little be more shameless in her self promotion for this season of the Kardashains, and instead of covering up her Porn Mom tits, she decided to put them on blast, in a see through dress, so that everyone focuses on her tits, instead of the work she’s had done to her face….

Now everyone can question why her nipple is aiming so far to the left, is it trying to escape her body because it is so fucking horrible to be associated with Kim Kardashian, kinda her kid while it tried to hang itself with the umbilical cord in the womb, or is it just trying to escape her body because it has seen so many horrible things done to it on this quest to make 100,000,000 dollars a year with no real marketable skill, and it is ready to turn in the towel… or maybe is it just trying to starve out the kid, assuming Kim breast feeds it, because that would end the next generation of this shit…but we all know she doesn’t breast feed anything, she’s probably only seen the kid once, it gets in the way of her porn mom-ing, self promotion…

Either way, she’s horrible, this is expected, she is the one who gave her vagina to the world to get a reality show…I mean titties in a dress with a window ain’t much a thing…

Here’s what Kanye has to say about it…

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2013

21

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Pre Birthing Bikini Pics of the Day

I love how this opportunist cunt and her publicity stunting, from getting pregnant as a storyline for her TV show life, that is ultimately just noise, meaningless and hated….to having a kid that is better used as a prop for the storyline that is her TV show, conveniently for her and her equally eager for attention baby daddy….a prop they named “NORTH”…because shit…baby naming that shit is another opportunity to get attention…and so is one last pregnant bikini photoshoot…you know get it in while you’re 250 fucking pounds…because magazines will buy this bullshit, people will talk about this bullshit, and look….it fucking works…they figured out just how stupid America is and they are milking it to get them riches…

She is the worst, she is the devil, she should be taken out back and shot, yet instead she’s making money from all of us.

She is the scariest looking pregnant chick, but maybe that is also for attention, shit reminds me of the barn….

Next stop for her “Post Pregnant Bikini Pics”…that you know she’s already starving herself for cuz they’ll sell for 500k and she knows it.

Let’s collectively make her go away…or we can just look at her weird pregnancy pics in confusion…


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2013

15

May

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Bikini Pics Is the Reason Kanye is Gay of the Day

So Kim Kardashian fears what the general public has known for a long time and that is whether KANYE IS GAY . She’s even gone to the media about it.

I mean you’d think him sucking her dick or more specifically her balls, while begging for her to cum inside his ass would have tipped it off….I mean that and the fact that he was having sex with her in the first place. Clearly, he’s not into women….

I mean he must have been shocked when he found out she was pregnant, you know humans aren’t supposed to get cows knocked up….and that’s why he ran to Paris, the straightest city in the world, to be close to his BFF, a gay guy who runs a fashion company called Givenchy…..

I figure if you’ve banged a Kardashian, gay is the least of your issues and
ultimately, what it comes down to is who cares about her and her bullshit stories or her staged bikini pics….She’s a nobody, she’s not hot and and we do not need to be seeing these.

I get it, she got paid a lot of money to take these, and they were shot before she got really fucking embarrassingly fat, you know before really embracing pregnancy as her chance to be the fat chick she’s genetically coded to be, but that she’s been neglecting and fighting to be on TV….even though as far as I’m concerned…she’s been Paris Hilton’s fat mooch friend all along….no matter how much more successful she’s been.

For some reason, I’m compelled to post them…and that reason is Kendall Jenner is in one of the pics….because she’s going to carry this barnyard family….especially now that the first round are old, tired, fat, and ready to throw in their 100,000,000 dollar a year making trash.

Anything for attention with this bottom feeding garbage….

I guess we can all hope she dies during child birth. Fingers crossed.


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