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2013

15

May

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Bikini Pics Is the Reason Kanye is Gay of the Day

So Kim Kardashian fears what the general public has known for a long time and that is whether KANYE IS GAY . She’s even gone to the media about it.

I mean you’d think him sucking her dick or more specifically her balls, while begging for her to cum inside his ass would have tipped it off….I mean that and the fact that he was having sex with her in the first place. Clearly, he’s not into women….

I mean he must have been shocked when he found out she was pregnant, you know humans aren’t supposed to get cows knocked up….and that’s why he ran to Paris, the straightest city in the world, to be close to his BFF, a gay guy who runs a fashion company called Givenchy…..

I figure if you’ve banged a Kardashian, gay is the least of your issues and
ultimately, what it comes down to is who cares about her and her bullshit stories or her staged bikini pics….She’s a nobody, she’s not hot and and we do not need to be seeing these.

I get it, she got paid a lot of money to take these, and they were shot before she got really fucking embarrassingly fat, you know before really embracing pregnancy as her chance to be the fat chick she’s genetically coded to be, but that she’s been neglecting and fighting to be on TV….even though as far as I’m concerned…she’s been Paris Hilton’s fat mooch friend all along….no matter how much more successful she’s been.

For some reason, I’m compelled to post them…and that reason is Kendall Jenner is in one of the pics….because she’s going to carry this barnyard family….especially now that the first round are old, tired, fat, and ready to throw in their 100,000,000 dollar a year making trash.

Anything for attention with this bottom feeding garbage….

I guess we can all hope she dies during child birth. Fingers crossed.


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2013

25

Apr

Kim Kardashian Pregnant See Through of the Day

I would say that it is in typical Kim Kardashian attention seeking behavior to wear a see through dress to an activity she called the paparazzi to take pictures of, because she likes when she’s in the tabloids, it gets her TV shows and endorsement deals and all that good stuff, and she knows, being from a porn background, the way to get noticed.

I am sure attention is something I am sure she craves now more than ever, being all fat, hormonal, pregnant, while the baby daddy wants nothing to do with her and hangs in Paris while she goes through it not getting fucked or support, even if the whole baby is a publicity stunt to begin with, but at least there will be nannies to raise it and a grandmother to continue to exploit it, unless one day the Kardashians lose their mind and kill each other off like they should.

But what isn’t like Kim Kardashian is that she’s actually wearing underwear, you know because she’s usually about that vagina exposing life.

I guess it’s a matter of functionality, the underwear keeps the baby from falling out of her loose battered pussy, you know escaping the hell life he is about to be brought into for horrible selfish reasons.

Because you know, deep in that uterus is a creature plotting his escape/suicide, because no one wants Kim Kardashian as a mom…except maybe some of you perverts who just want to breast feed off her big old tits, just to see if she lactates butter like her body would suggest.


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2013

18

Apr

Kim Kardashian Creeping on her Teen Sister’s Bikini Body of the Day

Here’s the next generation of Kardashian exploits to make the family more money than they already have with the teen model from the Olympic marriage who isn’t a Kardashian, which in and of itself is a good strategy, because the Kardashian gene may be the root of all obesity and hairy troll evil….but then again it could be the cunt opportunist mom who slept her way to the good life after moving to LA for fame and never finding it…..

So Kendall Jenner’s Creepy, Jealous, Fatter older sisters drooling over her teen undeveloped body- setting the scene for their sister to take their lead and produce porn or become a bikini model to keep the family afloat, so that Kim Kardashian’s porno wasn’t in vain….is kinda awesome when it is in the form of a video of her teen ass in a bikini for the internet.

It’s weird how I don’t get the same love when I take videos of girls tanning at the pool from the same angle, gawking over the fact they have no cellulite, because I am not a jealous 35 year old pig older sister….The video is called “ENVY”….and it is from Kim Kardashian’s social media.

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2013

04

Apr

Kim Kardashian Disgusts Me of the Day

I find it totally fucking insane that people are posting these Kim Kardashian pictures today, because who cares about Kim Kardashian, especially not while walking around pregnant, after taking this whole eating for two cuz she can finally undo her belt buckle shit seriously, looking like a fucking farm animal, that should or would be better off sent to the slaughter house and put out of her bloated Octomom lookin’ misery, but instead sites are saying shit like “look how busty she is”….well she’s fucking pregnant, and massive, and even pre-pregnancy was a fucking pug who liked to get covered in mud…if you know what I mean….

So stop giving her attention, encourage any psycho friends you have to target her, tell North Korea her address so they know where to bomb if they go through with their plans, she’s the fucking worst thing to happen to society. A fucking terrorist, and so is her pussy and whatever evil she has brewing in it.

Or maybe, we as a people could collectively ignore her existence, and then with the magic of no one caring, she’ll do like Paris Hilton and disappear without violence.

Do your party, boycott the Kardashians. THanks.

That’s all I have to say about that….


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2013

25

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Ridiculous Huge, Hard, Pregnant Nipples of the Day

These Kim Kardashian hard nipple, 300 pounds of pure, horrible pregnancy, because like so many fat chicks before her, she’s using the pregnancy as an excuse to eat her fucking face off, because eating her fucking face off is her hobby, but this time around, she doesn’t have to throw it up to be accepted by the world as a vapid, materialistic, garbage of a woman. Pretty much the worse society has to offer….only now she’s lookin’ like Roseanne…a tank, or a farm animal, that as far as I’m concerned looks the same as she’s always fucking looked, maybe with all little more sag, but this is what I’ve seen in every picture she’s done ever.

She’s a fucking pig, this is disgusting, but not as disgusting as the fact that she’s breeding and has the devil growing inside her polluted twat.

Let’s hope she dies giving birth. Life has been too good for her, it’s time for some karma.


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2013

11

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Blood Facial is Funny of the Day

From getting pissed on by black men like she was an inter city urinal….to filming herself take loads from black men….like she wasn’t born and raised in upper crust beverly hills amongst the white….where OJ Simpson fucking her mother to make her sister Khloe was where she learned how to treat her pussy…..

From doing anything and everything she can for attention….like staging babies….tricking people into thinking her fat is just womanly…making 100 million dollars a year…all while ruining Kanye’s career….

She’s decided to get a facial in her witch craft that I assume helped make her who she is…you know some demon…sold her soul to the devil….shitting on society like the devil…that involved her smearing her HIV / HPV / HSV blood all over her disgusting self…and the pictures made me gag and thus I am forced to share it with you idiots….

I just hope the scent attracts sharks and/or bear and/or cannibals…resulting in her being eaten…putting us out of our misery…

It’s just too bad when they were getting her blood, which I assume wasn’t period blood, they didn’t drain her out….

I feel for the parasite growing inside her….

She’s so vain for such a fat, hairy, ugly, disgusting thing….

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2013

01

Mar

Kim Kardashian Unfortunate Flashback Friday of the Day

Kim Kardashian or her handlers are scrambling…..to do damage control or at least to maintain some level of “hotness” that I think it totally wrongfully allocated to her…but that I accept as the general public…most importantly dudes….are fucking idiots who think anything is hot if they are told it is and it has a set of tits…

Cuz for her instagram – she “Flashback Fridayed” these pics of her in what could be a diaper…but probably isnt’….hoping her fans are like “that’s the shit I dooooo like tho”….cuz really….they’d be the only ones…cuz whenever I see pics of her…all I smell is feces…but in her defense…I don’t shower and could just be smelling myself..

Either way, she’s a vile pig we can only hope dies in childbirth of her demon child to end the world of the damage she’s caused…..

You know she posted this cuz she thinks she looks hot in it – and you should hate her for that.

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2013

26

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Dump Truck Ass of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted this picture to her social media of her and Kanye West….with some ridiculous claim like “I miss him”…or whatever…it is that she’s doing to pretend that she actually gives a shit about anything but herself…because ultimately…it makes her look good…makes the people believe her…and her romance…that has spawned a demon child….a lie that benefits her….making it all worth it….unfortunately…her PR Team….didn’t tell her that the dough, dimply, sack of marbles of an ass that looks like it shit itself or is in a diaper….instead of SPANX…shoulda been photoshopped down a bit more…cuz it’s fucking vile…..

Here she is in Cosmo:

Here are the pics…

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2013

25

Feb

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Erotica Cover a Magazine of the Day

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had sex on the cover of Officiel Homme…and I am offended…

I just think there’s something vile about KIM AND KANYE HAVING SEX that I guess starts with Kim Kardashian Naked…..and ends with her having a demon child….because I have seen KIM KARDASHIAN HAVE SEX …it is what undeservingly made her famous….because it sucked…and now that she’s this big media monster…she should keep her fucking pants…it is 10 years later…and pregnant…and that just make it highly inappropriate….like real fucking vile…and that’s why I am posting it….cuz I like ruining days….

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