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2012

01

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Tits Pretend to Dragon Boat of the Day

The Kardashian’s had to fake a Dragon Boat race for the sake of the worst fucking TV programming ever….shit so bad it shouldn’t even be a youtube channel…but for some reason the public eat it up…like she eats up baked goods and black cock…..

I know dragon boat racers, yes they exist, even though it’s a weird sport, these girls who do it are broad shoulder monsters….while Kim Kardashian is just a monster…and here are her monster tits….even though the rest of her is a waste of space.


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2012

25

Sep

Kim Kardashian Fat Chick in a Fat Chick Bathing Suit of the Day

It amazes me that people still think Kim Kardashian is not fat.

I get hate mail when I call her out for being a lazy pig of a woman with an eating disorder who has never worked a day in her life, but who has surrounded herself with the right team who managed to spin her porn career into a huge non pornographic empire….a porn career that has turned her family into celebrities, and that she is slowly falling off, but doing all the publicity stunts she can do from dating rappers, marrying athletes, pretending to be in new sex tapes….it is ridiculous….and I saw give up and let the hot 16 year old Olympic blooded sister take over cuz at least she’s tall and thin and worth modeling….not short stumpy pile of shit hairy garbage like this…

You see, even Kim Kardashian knows she’s fucking fat. She wears SPANX and staps and harnesses to make her look big assed and flat stomached….she has photoshop artists photoshop her twitter and instagram pics….she is a lie…a make-up covered lie….in a one piece with a fucking belt and heels bro….that’s all strategy to not look like she actually looks when naked in front of the mirror…

But yet dudes will still email me hate…cuz for some reason they love this vile human being…and that reason probably has to do with her fat ass and titties…


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2012

18

Sep

Kim Kardashian is the Devil in Nuts of the Day

Kim Kardashian may be a disgusting human and you may hate her and all she represents, but I’ve cleansed my soul and realized that hatred, especially those we don’t know, is not healthy, productive or worth our energy….and instead we should embrace all that everyone has to offer and pretend those who annoy us don’t exist, cuz when you do, you realize it’s as if they don’t exist….a fantastic exercise to practice when dealing with Kim Kardashian….

But the truth is her and her team are good at marketing, they make money that you can’t fathom in the most simple of ways, she packages herself properly, she knows how to work a camera, she knows how to make her dumpy body look erotic and curvy, she knows how to do porn without America caring, you know getting them to sympathize with her as if she’s the victim, she plays her social media strategically, her relationships strategically, and it works cuz the American public are retards…..

So you can’t blame her, you can only blame yourself and I suggest you do while staring at her massive pornstar tits….


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2012

11

Sep

KIm Kardashian Lingerie Pics for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know why Kim Kardashian has decided she is hot, worth watching fuck, worth paying to get into a bikini or lingerie….but with celebrity comes a lot of followers….and with getting in lingerie for twitter or instagram comes a lot of perverts….so she’s just doing the basic, lowest form of getting people to notice her, because I guess as long as she’s getting paid huge money to do it she might as well do it….I just hope for the sake of humanity her demand in the media fizzles out like it was a pound of butter her fat ass was paying her private chef to melt down into cake…..cuz I’d hate to see her doing this well into her 40s….she’s already 30, has only been in one movie that was a porn, and people go nuts over her….it makes no fucking sense……but here is some pics of her in her lingerie anyway…..

There’s also some photoshopped to pics of her for NUTS in this mix…..

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2012

05

Sep

Kim Kardashian Proves She’s Ugly of the Day

I’ve been calling this bitch a fat ugly pig for years…and all her fat ugly fans get mad at me….well not all of them…cuz if all of them got mad at me…I would be as relevant as her…and thus rich and famous and not struggling to buy myself a fucking beer cuz no one wants to advertise on this sexy as fuck site…..

But now she’s gone out and proved it by showing us how much labor goes into making her look presentable….and the funniest thing in all this is that even before they turned her into some movie magic made up like everyday is Halloween cuz really bitch is a monster and everyday is Halloween without her make-up….she’s got make-up on…

Everything about this whore is a fucking lie….except the fact that she is a whore….that even her Boyfriend Kanye calls her out for being in his recent song…anything for press.

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2012

30

Aug

Kim Kardashian Fat Tits in a Bra of the Day

People used to get so mad at me when I would shit on Kim Kardashian…by calling her fat or disgusting or the pleasant and appealing color of feces…which is only fitting because she is fucking human waste and I don’t mean actually fucking human waste….unless you consider Kanye human waste…but is human waste…cuz she’s managed to pull off what she pulled off without being assassinated…in what I think are wars on humanity.

But now people are on my side…they all come back to me….because I am always right…..like KIm Kardashian is always posting half naked pics of herself on the internet….for attention….cuz it works.

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2012

28

Aug

Kim Kardashian Whoring Out for Twitter of the Day


A world where Kim Kardashian is considered relevant…influential…an icon is a world I can’t live in…that is why I am going to live blog my suicide…it will be my biggest hit today…even bigger than being in Maxim….

She’s the fucking worst.

In being the worst and possibly knowing she’s the worst….unless she’s an idiot drone who is too jacked up on hairsray and ice cream to really know much….she either goes to bed hating herself for the lie that she is…or struggling to come up with ideas to make this sex tape ride out longer….

The world is filled with all kind of girls/whores….I only notice the hot ones…ugly girls kinda just blend into the scenery…just the other day a beast of a girl was having an allergic reaction screaming for help…and if it wasn’t for my dog…I wouldn’t have even seen her to make he conscious decision of ignoring her….to let someone else help her…I would have just not noticed her….but out of the hot girls I notice there are three kinds…the hot girls who know it and are uptight about it all snobby and shit….the hot ones who don’t know it cuz they look in the mirror and see an ugly fat chick….and the hot chicks who just don’t give a fuck and want to go surfing…

Kim Kardashian is not a hot chick….she is an ugly chick, who thinks she’s a hot chick and is uptight about it….because she knows the truth and that’s why she’s posting ass pics and lingerie pics on twitter…in a “Look at me, remember me, I’m holding on to this lie, notice me, please keep liking me”….kinda way….

The problem with America is that Hollywood is a small town filled with garbage that sucks up to each other and that has all the power to spread that garbage to the masses of retards who buy into it…

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2012

27

Aug

Kim Kardashian in a Shitty Bikini Photoshoot in Mexico of the Day

What kind of world do we live in, where garbage like this is considered a sex symbol, at least enough to be paid to rock a bikini and fuck rappers…because she took her fat spoiled rich ass and made it more fucking rich…in ways that make no fucking sense…except maybe when looking at her photoshopped skinny in recent Mexico photoshoots, that I can’t appreciate, unless they end in blood shed….I’m talking her being decapitated by a drug cartel, or border patrol shooting her confusing her for a wet back jumping fence, or even killed by a Mexican village for a pig roast cuz they confuse her for being the pig she fucking is…unfortunately, I have to use my imagination for that…here are the pics.

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2012

17

Aug

Kim Kardashian Retouched in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted these pictures of her Hawaiian trip to twitter and they make me laugh because unlike your bikini pics you put up to your twitter while your traveling to beach destinations….hers are fully fucking photoshopped…like this was a fucking photoshoot…cuz she is a brand that needs to protect her brand…and that can’t let the lie out that she’s a disgusting monster of a person 50 lbs overweight….cuz that will ruin the curtain she’s got pulled over the world’s eyes….but I see the truth and I will continue to try to spread my message to fight evil like this from polluting our minds any more than they already have…..

Here are the pics…

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2012

17

Aug

Kim Kardashian Playboy Outtakes from 2007 of the Day

Kim Kardashian gets that TITS GET HITS and that is why she, or her staff POSTED THESE ON HER BLOG SHE DOESN’T WRITE ….they are from 2007 and she was slimmer than she is now, but still fat as fuck, cuz that’s kinda her thing….and the reason black guys love her enough to film sex tapes with her to propel her career like she was Paris Hilton only to be forgotten as a pornstar and embraced as the devil reality TV star….evil….especially if you try to stare into here belly button too long…all saggy, over-sized and hanging over her outfit she’s probably aggressively taped into….that shit can’t be human…

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2012

16

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Chick Bikini of the DAy


These Kim Kardashian bikini pics for twitter are amazing…cuz Kim Kardashian is wearing a fat chick bikini you see middle aged women wear cuz their stomachs are as toned as a slaughted animal on the side of the road in an african village during a famine….ravaged and abused…you know one of those outfits they think compliments their bodies but really looks like fucking hell….or like bitch is into infantilism and trying to cover her adult diaper that in Kim Kardashian’s case is actually made of fat and not Pampers….and her incontenience of bladder control leakage is usally in the form of being peed on by Ray J in sex tapes that launch her career….a career that shouldn’t have ever happened….

She looks horrible. I dare you to try jerking off to this…unfortunately, I’ve jerked off to worst…and know you can pull this one off….that doesn’t make her any less disgusting!

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2012

13

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Tank Ass in a Bathing Suit for the Internet of the Day


The ridiculous thing about all these Kim Kardashian pics is that you know she’s a brand, and that like any brand, she has a team of people, includng staff photographer and digital retoucher to try to scale back her over-eating and shaping it into a way that makes it desirable to black men who are genetically coded to want fat ass and titties on a bitch, cuz it speaks to them on a DNA level, going back to some early human roots, choosing the bitch who allows them to fight famine and breast feed their children keeping the tribe alive….but I just see a pig on all fronts, over consuming and disgusting, ruining kids everywhere as a false idol, who makes me hope religion exists so she is punished for her un-Christian crimes….in the meantime, her latest publicity stunt is working on marrying Kanye West….this shit never ends….but it should in fiery chaos…

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2012

10

Aug

Kim Kardashian in a See Through of the Day


Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend who is probably not her boyfriend but her publicity stunt that he agreed to allow happen cuz it worked as a publicity stunt for him – knowing her huge fan base really cares about what she’s up to and even though he’s already a big deal…there is no harm having the media talking about him more…cuz that’s what having a Napolean complex is all about….I may be 5 foot 2 bitch….but I’m Kanye West….kinda thing…and who really cares about him…the real issue is this bitch, rocking a bra, showing off her fat tits for attention while carting around a black man like this was a plantation in the south….all for contrived personal gain….representing all that is wrong in the world….pretty much pissing on her religious, armenian father’s grave, having used her trust fund to fund an interracial porn career….that ballooned as hard as her ass ballooned…into this….

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2012

09

Aug

Kim Kardashian is Unfortunately in a Bikini of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a fucking pig, but unlike most pigs, unless you’re dealing with a weird farmer, she wears a bikini….a bikini that she poses next to old women in, or busted down sisters in, and that she posts to her own site that I am surprised exists and people care to visit, but I’m not surprised they photoshop her in….

The real significant or major difference between her and a pig, is that it is not legal to slaughter her….but it is legal to slaughter pigs…who are likely more intelligent but more importantly less demaging to society…..

Sure a lot of pigs have accounted for food poisoning, or mad pig disease, but no pig has had the global negative affect that Kim Kardashian has…meaning their deaths all legal were less neccessary than the death of the Kardashians….and our only hope is that OJ gets them when he gets out…or that they get themselves…cuz they need to be put to an end…

If you like fat spoiled bitches who don’t think they are fat or spoiled…these pics are for you…

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2012

06

Aug

Kim Kardashian is a Underwater Sea Mammal in her Bikini of the Day

I think we’ve just found another species to add to the Sea Mammal list, let’s just hope it is on the endagereed list, because the hottest thing in these pic is not that the water holds her sloppy body in a nice way, or that the water acts as a nice filter, before her photo editor, edits harder…it is that there is a possiblity that she will drown, probably because she swam too soon after eating as fat chicks often do….and that bring hope of a better tomorrow….

I like that the pig Kardashian is keeping it Ghetto while up on some Orange Drink….I wonder how much she got paid for that product plug….weak.

Either way, here she is, living out some aquarium fat mermaid fetishes…

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