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2014

12

Nov

Kim Kardashian Frontal Nude for Paper of the Day

She’s a porn chick, frontal is part of what she was trained to do. This isn’t a big deal, this is Kim Kardashian doing whatever it takes to get noticed by anyone who still cares. She’s one all media, every magazine, and this is her trying to figure out relevance and how to keep it…but at least she’s showing tits…because tits, even fake tits on useless trash as worth looking at…right..right~

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2014

11

Nov

Paper Magazine Just Broke the Internet of the Day

I know, Kim Kardashian really shouldn’t matter, but for some reason Kim Kardashian does matter, and the clever people at Paper, who I am friends with on Facebook, pretty much called out what they are about to do with this cover, break the fucking internet, possibly even making fun of the internet because fat naked ass implants on moms in their 30s who were once in porn before becoming empires…horrible, vile, disgusting empires that smell like piss and shit and branded everything…is all it takes…

I am amazed she exists…but I will say this cover is pretty amazing and that’s all I have to saw about this…I mean that and BUY HER SEX TAPE

Via CLICK HERE

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2014

03

Nov

Kim Kardashian Erotica of the Day

Here’s Kim Kardashian giving us a glimpse into what could possibly be the best fucking thing ever – her as a skeleton…

The only thing better than her skeleton would be her dressed up as a corpse, you know to really allow us to fantasize an end to her and her stupid ass implant that can never die thanks to modern science and the decay time of platics….

The only thing better than her dressed up as a corpse…is I guess her being a corpse…

Not that I’d wish anyone dead, I may have no empathy, and I may dislike what people represent, but it’s not their fault the public embraced them, but it’d be nice if her career and their show died a fiery death….it’s gone on too long…take it out back and shoot it…get that family lined up for some Family vacaiton and Malaysian Flight 370 them….

TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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2014

27

Oct

Kim Kardashian Old Porn Tits on her Birthday of the Day

If a porn chick like Kim Kardashian wears a revealing dress to show up what may or may not be implants her mom bought her at 16 because it would help with their whoring of her – in efforts to turn the family into some media celebrated billionaires – proving that the American dream exists, and it can happen if you’re rich, have rich friends, and are willing to prostitute yourself…do they make a sound?

I would assume not really, but I have to say what she’s done to the malleable youth minds by being a leader or inspiration to them all in this cellphone with camera generation – will only lead these kids and their self shot porn at 12 to great places..

Basically, what I am saying is that Kim Kardashian is the fucking worst. But you already know that. Just stare at her tits.

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2014

20

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Jean Shorts of the Day

In totally uninteresting news…Kim Kardashian wore a pair of ridiculously tight cut off jean shorts with some backless shirt, that made me really question why her ass and the implants she clearly has are celebrated, or why anyone would want to really stick their dick in this skin diaper looking science experiment gone wrong…it also made me question how the hell she even got herself into these…I feel like watching her get dressed would be a lot like watching my wife put on shoes…a real struggle…because when you’re obese even in target areas like Kim K…the struggle is real..

All this say, she’s a pornstar who achieved mainstream success – Aka an inspiration to girls everywhere who send me nudes – so I don’t hate her…I just hate this ass.

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2014

09

Oct

Kim Kardashian Has a New Sex Video of the Day

The people who have been documenting The Fappening – THEFAPPENING.SO – have posted a Kim Kardashian sex video.

I didn’t bother downloading it, because I have already seen Kim Kardashian get fucked and I really don’t care to see it ever again unless that shit is making me money and is legit..

It’s from 2010, and it is nice to see Kim K in her natural habitat. In 2010, Kim K was dating Ronaldo (as if cuz he’s gay), Her Bodyguard Shengo Deane, John Mayer, Michael Copon from One Tree Hill and Gabriel Aubry of Halle Berry fame…

I already know she’s a porn chick, one of the worst out there, even though she’s also one of the most successful…money making…

I do think it’s my responsibility as a nudity reporter to GIVE YOU THE LINK – to do what you want with it…I am sure Kim K hacked her own iCloud to get this out there..but that’s just the kind of girl she is, and I would appreciate it if I wasn’t bored of celebrity nudes thanks to over exposure….

You can see the video HERE and you will see how Google is making money off The Fappening Using their Ads – and why the Celebs are suing them – even though Google is obviously lawyered up and ready for this nonsense…

PS – the dick isn’t Kanye Colored but unprotected, she wouldn’t have it any other way

You can see her new sex tape HERE
You can still find her ORIGINAL SEX TAPE HERE

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2014

29

Sep

Kim Kardashian Forgot her Pants of the Day

Kim Kardashian is rich, so she can fake the whole classy thing, even though she was raised by a high class hooker, who pushed her into porn at a young enough age, to keep up with the Hiltons…a weird thing for a mom to do, in fact normally that leads to the kids being taken away from the mom – even if she has good intentions and knows the whoring will take the family to good places…

But in this case it made them rich as fuck, and now invited to all the top fashion events, even though she normally dresses like she shops at a Miami sex shop on the beach, where the strippers shop…not quite fashion, but I guess making a comeback..

So seeing her in this pantsless lacy ridiculousness makes me laugh but not very much, more of a Ha – look at the whore…

I am just annoyed that if she’s going to go to the trouble of taking off her pants, and you know based on all the harnesses her belly requires, she might as well deliver with black cock in her…it’s more fun to watch than this baby nonsense..

To see the rest of the Horrible pictures – I don’t Suggest you Do CLICK HERE

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2014

26

Sep

Kim Kardashian Gets Booed of the Day

Kim Kardashian got booed at some fashion show in Paris, even though Kanye is always in Paris, and even lives in Paris, his producers are in Paris, his Fashion inspiration drawn from Paris, you’d think Paris would have more love for his ridiculousness, especially Kim Kardashian’s Ridiculousness, showing off tit like the trashy hooker she is, tits that work in America and go unnoticed in Europe, allowing the public to see her for the useless cunt she is…

But when you look at the below picture of them comparing cleavage…it’s pretty amazing..couples who show cleavage together – stay together – as long as it is good for marketing – at least in these fame whore’s case…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER BIG CLEAVAGE CLICK HERE

It’s safe to say that the majority of the world thinks they are the worst..but also safe to say they hired the hecklers as part of their campaign that started yesterday when she GOT PUSHED

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2014

03

Sep

Kim Kardashian Photoshopped and Nude for GQ of the Day

I’ve already gone over the whole Kim Kardashian too many times. I figure life would have been better for all of us, except maybe Kim Kardashian, if we ended our coverage of her the week after the Sex Tape happened, like she was so many of the irrelevant stars of sex tapes before her, because I’ve seen the tape, it’s alright, but not worth the 100,000,000 dollars and TV career she’s had since. I mean the fact that she’s celebrated for interracial, unprotected sex, that was staged and under the guise that it was stolen from her and she was a victim, something anyone in porn would know was bullshit, I mean just look at how the nude hacked pics are being handled….no one is monetizing them, everyone is scared to post them, because the FBI is on it and out for blood…but for some reason…when it happened to Kardashian, a company still sells the fucking tape to this day, fully legally, because she’s full of shit….and so are these GQ Nude pics, because when you get photoshopped a bit too much, you no longer remain yourself, but a artist rendering of yourself…I mean you’d have to be a twisted artist to want to get Kim K naked at this stage in the game, you know the kind of artist who makes art with his feces….but here they are anyway.

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2014

03

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s and the GQ Men of the Year Awards of the Day

Kim Kardashian was invited to the GQ Men of the Year Awards, because either she’s built like a man, has a man face, or she had sex with every man involved, or maybe her man was involved in the bullshit somehow…I don’t really look into this bullshit too much, I just know that I am amazed that she’s still relevant, especailly when looking at pics of her awful body in what looks like a farm animal, squeezed into some kind of metal harness, that PETA would protest naked, if it wasn’t on an actual farm animal, but instead on a girl with the sex appeal of a farm animal….

I am amazed people still bother with this trash…I mean fat girls in skimpy clothes is obviously a good way to generate some attention…but people aren’t supposed to like it, but people do like it, and people keep her relevant and making money. The second people stop caring, she disappears. So I blame us, for this….we are the reason society is cracking at the seam…like this outfit…because it’s a bit too small for delusional Kim…

Cara Delevingne Was There and she was looking her best…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE GQ EVENT OF OTHER BABES CLICK HERE

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