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2014

03

Apr

KIRSTEN DUNST Brings in the Spring in Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Fashion really is so ironic and high concept art, because here they are using Kirsten Dunst, who is not a fresh face, and if anything, has seen much better days, years, even decades…she’s old, tired, washed up…she’s been eaten up and spat out by the entertainment industry many times, leading to rehab at least once or twice, and for some reason, never to an orthodontist..as part of their floral, bright, inspiring, spring look…I guess they tried to get Amy Winehouse, someone of equal relevance, but the cemetery she’s buried at denied permission to dig her up, so they went with a living dead instead of a dead dead…

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2013

10

May

Kirsten Dunst in her Underwear on Set of the Day

Here are some seriously shit quality pics of Kirsten Dunst on her movie making comeback tour – on the set of Anchorman 2 – and she’s in her underwear….at least that is what I am told…it looks more like some weird looking dress , or maybe some vintage lingerie that she got back when her career was relevant, 50 fucking years aog….

It’s the kind of underwear that you’d think that I can’t really masturbate to….but luckily…I can masturbate to anything…especially a silly toothed, big titty, mental health issue ridden, addict who was once an “It girl” everyone loved, despite her inability to shower, who is still trying despite being old, tired, damaged and in pixelated lingerie from another era…..

If you throw it my way, if I’ll take on that masturbation challenge….it’s the only thing I know.


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2011

07

Nov

Kirsten Dunst in Leather of the Day

The fun thing about Kirsten Dunst is not that she looks like an 80s hooker about to have a heroin overdose at a Rock concert…..it’s that GETS NAKED IN MOVIES NOW ….I mean when she was at her peak of celebrity, before being forced to take on nude roles to pay the bills and regain respect as an action…I’m talking Bring it on Days….seeing her naked seemed like it would never happen…but it did…and I’m glad it did….but not as glad as I am about her VAGINA FLASH she gave us….

Now get ready for her TOPLESS IN MELANCHLOIA

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2011

29

Sep

Kirsten Dunst Melancholia Premiere of the Day

I’ve already posted the good parts of this movie….you know the Kirsten Dunst topless scenes in Melancholia to remind you how big her tits are on her small frame…making you forget how haggard, unshowered, cracked out and fucked up her teeth are, because when you have great tits on small frame, all other shit just doesn’t matter…making this likely the best move in her career, cuz tits like this should never go to fucking waste…

Here’s the clip you all want to see…

Here she is at the Melancholia Premiere…..less interesting than the clip…but good enough reason to post the topless clip….

Here is the premise of Melanchloia…Seems ridiculous…

Two sisters find their already strained relationship challenged as a mysterious new planet threatens to collide into the Earth.

Wow…..

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2011

26

Sep

Kirsten Dunst Hot Tits in Melancholia of the Day

I posted the sceenshots of this Kirsten Dunst topless scene in some random movie called Melancholia that I know nothing about because I just don’t care…but assume it is already on DVD .or wherever it is you download your movies from illegally because I posted the sceenshots months ago…..and what really matters is that Kirsten Dunst, all skinny and washed up and haggard and shit, has amazing tits and I think we should all take a minute to take them in and remember why we liked Kirsten Dunst before we all turned on her for not showering….even if you’ve already jerked off to this movie..

This just in..I just googled it and it only hits theaters November 11…so this is some first mover shit…with great tits…I am investigative journalism….

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2011

29

Jun

Kirsten Dunst Old School Vagina Flash of the Day

GUESS THE VAGINA!!!

I don’t know when this picture is from, but it’s pretty much concluded a day filled with vagina on this site….From Webcam Star’s Unicorn of Perfection Pussy….>TO Amber Rose’s Hip Hop Whore Using Two Fingers to Make Her Pussy Look Skinny and Tight Pussy….To these Kirsten Dunst I don’t know what the fuck this haggard crack whore looking disaster is hiding in her underwear pic….I don’t know when it is from, but I know I am happy a fucking celebrity bitch finally pulled this move again…it’s been too long since the last getting out of a car panty/pussy flash…Celeb sluts are all over it…so it’s a nice throwback to what we once had…Cuz some of us have a hard time moving on…

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2011

25

May

Kirsten Dunst from All Good Things Topless – Now in HD of the Day

Kirsten Dunst is really hustling this getting naked in movies because it is the only way she gets work….I mean other than collaborating with NAZIS

From the topless scene in All Good Things that I posted back in November…to the fully naked in Melancholia …..and I’m into it…I just wish she did it when she was younger and still relevant…but they never do…they always wait until push comes to shove…and creditors come knocking…to really do performances that matter because they are naked in them…

Either way, someone emailed me the clip I ALREADY POSTED only in HD and I figured some of you would care enough to see this shit in HD so I’m posting it….Cuz celeb tits are celeb tits no matter how in the pits that celeb tit has gone…

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2011

15

Apr

Kirsten Dunst Covers her Pussy When Leaving the Gym of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kirsten Dunst leaving the gym, covering her cunt, cuz she knows that it smells like death when she doesn’t work out, so god fucking knows what’s going on down there now, but it is something that probably shoulda been taken care of in the gym lockeroom, before hitting the streets, but alcoholism and drug addiction doesn’t come stock with rational thought. Which reminds me, why the fuck am I posting this, when I should be drunk..

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2011

11

Apr

Kirsten Dunst is Naked in Melanchloia of the Day

Here’s some movie about the end of the world staring Kirsten Dunst, which is appropriate, because the end of the world already happened to her, and I guess she’s picking up the pieces like the nuclear holocaust hit and she survived, trying to brush her shoulder’s off and figure out the next steps of life, you know putting the shattered pieces back together like a complex puzzle that is drug and substance abuse, that took her from the top to the gutter, climbing back into the limelight one nude scene at a time…and lucky for us, they snuck some naked Dunst in the trailer, cuz her busty tits on her skinny frame, are always pornographic to me….

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2011

15

Mar

Kirsten Dunst’s Ass Pokin’ Out of Chairs of the Day

Whenever I look at dumpy looking cokewhore hipster pussy like these pictures of Kirsten Dunst, I can’t help but wonder what her vagina looks and smells like. It’s like if bitch takes such shitty care about her face, something that everyone’s gotta see, I can’t imagine her tending to her pussy needs, when it’s something that one ratty motherfucker gets to see….Hipster pussy is always neglected…

I just like the way her ass is sticking out of her cafe chair, cuz I’m looking for a new fetish, and this may be it….

If you’re wondering who Kirsten Dunst is, you know since she pretty much disappeared, she was topless in some movie recently on her comeback tour…

She was also in Montreal doing coke a year ago, she didn’t give me an invite to her hot tub party….but we did catch her IN THE BATHROOM ….


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2010

11

Nov

Kirsten Dunst is Still Alive of the Day

The other day, I posted her first topless scene , cuz topless scenes happen when girls can’t get work and realize their self-worth lies in their tits and if that’s what it takes to pay the mortgage and the coke habit then that’s just what bitch is gonna do. That’s why rejection and failure is fuckin amazing….

Kirsten Dunst was in Montreal filming a few months ago. I didn’t run into her because apparently she was too busy locking herself in bathrooms with much older men…and it was unfortunate I didn’t have more drive…cuz I totally would have tried to measure my dick using her pussy as a ruler…if you know what I mean.

Here are her really bad teeth in some tight pants to celebrate her comeback…

Remember watch her topless scene if you missed it cuz this was pretty much a historic moment in anyone who jerked off to her in the 90s and we need to encourage her to do more…

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2010

05

Nov

Kirsten Dunst Nude in All Good Things of the DAy

Kirsten Dunst was topless in a movie…We’ve all wanted to see her naked tits for a long time, because before she stopped showering, looked homless and like her pussy stank, she was this funny toothed girl with huge tits on a small frame…something I believe is worth celebrating….even if it is a few years too late…because really seeing tit on a bitch is never too late…sometimes those years of rock bottom is what they need to realize their worth to take on roles like this…cuz I know when she was peaking…she would never agree to show nipple…oh how the tables have turned…

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2010

25

May

More Kirsten Dunst Bikini Pictures of the Day

Kirsten Dunst has a shitty weird looking body. She looks like some kind of monster you’d find in a horror movie and here are a few more pictures of her from yesterday’s bikini pictures that I was too lazy to post, just to prove my point….

I am disappointed in myself for not finding a way to seduce her, molest her, scream obscenities at her when she was in town shooting her movie, the closest I got to her was walking into a store an hour after she did, but I’m convinced I could still smell the sour booze, stale smokes and dried up pussy, but that was probably all in my head…..

Here she is on her quest to not fall totally into obscurity….

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2010

24

May

Kirsten Dunst is Scary in a Bikini of the Day

I spent the better part of a month thinking about stalking Kirsten Dunst when she was living in Montreal, the city I live in. Unfortunately, she is hardly relevant enough to get my lazy ass searching for her, so I didn’t bother. I heard some random funny rumors about her, like that her boyfriend is in his late 50s, that she was buying lots of drugs from a drug dealer I know, that she went to a club and got kicked out because she was sitting in a bottle service table, that she likes vegetarian food, and most importantly, that she is short, skinny, and unhealthy looking….like the kind of pussy you throw a quarter at on the street, even if it is your emergency quarter that your mom sewed into your pants for a phone call if you get mugged, cuz she’s just that hurting….I admit that I would have rather made my own opinion on her by hiding in her hotel closet, but I’ll take their word for it, and here she is in some shitty bikini pics.

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2010

26

Apr

Kirsten Dunst Story of the Day

Kirsten Dunst has been in Montreal for the last month. I live in Montreal. I haven’t seen her, bumped into her, or had sex with her accidentally and the whole thing is very disappointing, not because I find Kirsten Dunst hot, but because I used to like her big tits on her skinny body 10 years ago, and figure that I’d do it for Old Times, and really how many people would be able to say “I banged Kirsten Dunst”….well, I’m sure a lot of people can, but no one I know…

A lot of people I know have seen her. They all say she looks like shit and the most latest Dunst story is that she was in a bar sitting at the “bottle service” booth with an old man who is apparently her boyfriend. They told her she had to buy a bottle to stay at the table, and expecting the star treatment, bitch got up and said “I prefer hip hop music anyway” and left to find herself some black cock to speak to her in rhyme over beats…and I realize that story is garbage…but I’ve got limited resources and this is all the scoop I can manage…..

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