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2010

06

Apr

Kirsten Dunst Does Montreal Bar Bathrooms of the Day

Kirsten Dunst has been in Montreal filming some straight to DVD movie she’s cast in as the last attempt to save her career and experience the good life she once had again…..and apparently she’s been looking like shit the entire time…

I haven’t seen her, but pretty much everyone I know has seen her at least once, I have been told that whether in restaurants bathrooms, bar bathrooms, or getting driven around with some really old dude after spending her nights in the bathroom, she’s been looking like a fucking wreck, she’s totally uninteresting, and is one of those people you’d think you’d want to see until you see them…

Either way, here are some pics that were sent to me of her in a bar bathroom and if I ever leave my house, I will try to get a sex tape with her, or at least some spy video of her masturbating or some shit, I have a feeling she’s not that hard to reach and I have no problem exposing my little penis for the sake of my website’s content….I just haven’t seen a reason for it to date.

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|Montreal

2010

25

Jan

Kirsten Dunst Brought Her Teeth Out of Hiding of the Day

It looks like Kirsten Dunst decided to make an appearance. I can’t tell if she bothered taking a shower since that’s not really her style, because I am struggling to remember who she is. I just know that I used to jerk off to her before she turned into a greasy, disgusting mess of a woman. I liked that she was young almost as much as I liked her big tits on her small frame, but that was before realizing that big tits on a small frame weren’t quite enough to keep my fantasies alive and by the time she was pussy that falls off and starts drinking heavy into the gutter, something I fucking love, I already forgot who she was….and here are her teeth in action for real old times….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|Teeth

2008

02

Sep

Kirsten Dunst Could be Drunk But is Definitely Ugly of the Day

Kirsten Dunst despite being pretty fresh out of rehab looks like she’s drunk as she leaves the club, at least I hope she is drunk because it would really be the only acceptable explanation for her make-up-less face lookin as sloppy as it does. I’ve met my fair share of drunk chicks, with half-closed eyes and sloppy double chins begging for another drink, only to realize I was lying when I told them I had a bottle of booze back at my house and leaving at my request to entertain ourselves by her giving me a blowjob since we’re out of booze, and I don’t really hate them for it, I just kinda figure it has to do with my shitty game, and leads to disappointment in myself, but not as much disappointment in myself as when I think back to the era when I found Kirsten Dunst hot with her big tits on her small frame, when I look back on that shit now, I have no choice but to ask myself whether I was gay or not for falling into her hard nippled, dirty haired trap that the media was feeding me. Lookin at her now makes me wonder how bitch even had a career, it’s one of those “this isn’t the girl I married” situation that dawns 10 years and 3 kids after you ruined your once hot bodied wife, only a little less personal since Kirsten Dunst is just nothing but a girl on screen for me, and I guess that’s way easier to accept than the woman I committed my life to…enjoy….

Posted in:Drunk|Kirsten Dunst|Ugly

2007

17

Jul

I am – Kirsten Dunst is a Drunken, Braless, Mess of the Day

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The more I write about rich people, the less I understand them, I swear to fucking god. My mom always tells me that you can’t understand someone until you walk around in their shoes for awhile, but if you have never had a pair of shoes, and don’t know what its like to walk in shoes in the first place, well, I think you see what I’m getting at.

The only thing worse then a rich person who walks around with ridiculous luxuries is one who try’s way to god damned hard to be like common people. This bitch is a millionaire, she was in Interview with a Vampire when she was eleven and got to kiss Brad Pitt. She probably has more money then you and your entire family will ever make until you die.

I don’t understand those supposedly crazy rich homeless guys either, and to be honest, I think that shit is all a myth. Every town I have ever lived in has some some old wives talk about Johnny the millionaire who gave it all up to live on the street. Why, honestly why, would some rich asshole give up everything he owns to live on the street, eat what you and I throw away, sleep on concrete etc? You either have rich guys walking around with diamonds on their teeth, or rich people who don’t want to be rich and walk around braless and not showered.

Maybe it’s not myth, maybe it’s the opposite. Maybe a lot of the homeless are some type of supreme intellectual being that understand we don’t need material things to be happy. If that’s the case, next time a homeless person asks me for change, I ain’t giving him shit, and I’m DAMN sure gonna loot his pockets for his ATM card.


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2007

07

Mar

I am – Kirsten Dunst’s Bikini and Shirt of the Day

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Today is the day for celebrities in bikini bottoms and button up shirts because I guess that’s the trend for a busted up slag like Kirsten Dunst. I guess it could have to do with the fact that she is in her mid 20s but has tits of a 90 year old. It’s probably gotta do with her eating disorders.

I remember when I was banging this semi-fat chick who I would constantly call fat in hopes of her picking up a drug habit to be more like the person I wanted her to be at the time. There was something really dull about sober people and I wasn’t going to have any of that in my bedroom and by bedroom I mean $10 a night room at the Y. Anyway, every time she ate, I’d be like one of those cocksucker jocks trying to make my wife maintain her young, tight, high school physique. I wasn’t really that superficial or picky but it made sense at the time. After I dumped her for eating a whole bucket of fried chicken in one sitting, something I bought as my week’s worth of groceries at the time, she developed a bit of a complex. I saw her a few months later begging for change on the corner of a busy part of town weighing in at about 90 lbs, and I was a proud of my accomplishment in helping her fit into societies framework of what a woman should look like, unfortunately I can’t work my magic on my wife. This is a dull story, but we can’t all be comedians like you, Asshole….

I guess all this is to say that you don’t get a hot tan like this slut by not wearing a shirt when you swim. She’s more pale than the day I accidentally walked into the Cancer ward of the hospital when lookin for hot nurses to bag. I remember growing up all the fat chicks and kids with sun allergies used to rock this style. Kirsten is bringin’ it back like it was ’82, before sunscreen was invented. Respect.

I HAD TO REMOVE THESE PICTURES BECAUSE I WAS BEING THREATENED TO GET SUED

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|Unsorted

2007

07

Mar

I am – Kirsten Dunst's Bikini and Shirt of the Day

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Today is the day for celebrities in bikini bottoms and button up shirts because I guess that’s the trend for a busted up slag like Kirsten Dunst. I guess it could have to do with the fact that she is in her mid 20s but has tits of a 90 year old. It’s probably gotta do with her eating disorders.

I remember when I was banging this semi-fat chick who I would constantly call fat in hopes of her picking up a drug habit to be more like the person I wanted her to be at the time. There was something really dull about sober people and I wasn’t going to have any of that in my bedroom and by bedroom I mean $10 a night room at the Y. Anyway, every time she ate, I’d be like one of those cocksucker jocks trying to make my wife maintain her young, tight, high school physique. I wasn’t really that superficial or picky but it made sense at the time. After I dumped her for eating a whole bucket of fried chicken in one sitting, something I bought as my week’s worth of groceries at the time, she developed a bit of a complex. I saw her a few months later begging for change on the corner of a busy part of town weighing in at about 90 lbs, and I was a proud of my accomplishment in helping her fit into societies framework of what a woman should look like, unfortunately I can’t work my magic on my wife. This is a dull story, but we can’t all be comedians like you, Asshole….

I guess all this is to say that you don’t get a hot tan like this slut by not wearing a shirt when you swim. She’s more pale than the day I accidentally walked into the Cancer ward of the hospital when lookin for hot nurses to bag. I remember growing up all the fat chicks and kids with sun allergies used to rock this style. Kirsten is bringin’ it back like it was ’82, before sunscreen was invented. Respect.

I HAD TO REMOVE THESE PICTURES BECAUSE I WAS BEING THREATENED TO GET SUED

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|Unsorted

2007

05

Mar

I am – Kirsten Dunst Bikini Pics of the Day

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Here are some Kirsten Dunst Bikini pics from Hawaii.

I had a dream about cheese last night. I never dream about anything and I don’t think I have ever had a dream about cheese before. I am talking about all the luxurious cheeses you see in the movies not the Kraft Singles shit I am used to. I have a feeling it was my clairvoyant ways, I saw a bright luxurious future where I could afford big blocks of expensive cheeses. On a side note, there were a lot of girls in their panties running around my cheese platter, I think I just wrote an Art Film.

Speakin’ of girls in panties, here are some of the Kirsten Dunst bikini pics…There are other ones out there, but they are tagged by some faggot blogger and I don’t want AIDS….I hear it’s a gay disease.

Speakin’ of AIDS, Kirsten’s skinny and floppy body made me think of Ethiopia. On a side note, the fact that she has friends isn’t so surprising, if I knew someone famous I’d ride their coat tails to the beach, although I probably look better in a bikini.

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2006

18

Jan

Kirsten Dunst Goes Shopping

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I don’t really get off to watching nasty celebrities do their grocery shopping…I do get off to watching them eat, but that’s only because I have a food fetish. I like food and that is why I am fat. Apparantly Kirsten Dunst likes food too, but she’s just one of those slim-fat bitches, the kind that looks skinny, but the second her clothes are off – she’s all droppin all over the place. The only reason I know this is because she has big tits, real skinny don’t have big tits. It’s nice to see that celebrities have the luxury of actually going grocery shopping, I am forced to eat cans of creamed corn that I stole from the canning factory I used to work at, before the cunts fired me. This is unemployed Jesus, and I like to drink.

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|Shopping|Unsorted