I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Kristen Bell Category

2014

22

Apr

Kristen Bell and Others Naked in Allure of the Day

Allure magazine has really jumped on a grenade with these year’s nude issue…jumping on the grenade is what we used to call fucking the fat chick at the bar because you wanted to fuck…not that Allure is fat, but the cast and crew of a celebrated issue that has had relevant girls like ZOE SALDANA and NAYA RIVERA …two very high end people…in issues of the past, have gone the Jenna Dewan Tatum, Minnie Driver, Nia Long and Kristen Bell this year…and I guess I am all for any girl getting naked, even if it strategic and not that hot at all…even if it has some milk filled new mom Dax Sheppard sucking tit in it.

Posted in:Kristen Bell

2014

27

Mar

Dax Shepard is a Tough Guy of the Day

I don’t know if Dax Shepard is being a tough guy at LAX, when walking by the paparazzi, when he takes something and throws it to the ground like a 5 year old girl having a tantrum, but it looks like that and makes me laugh, since men in Hollywood, despite their egos, their money, and the praise they get are still self involved pussies, who when they aren’t looking in the mirror practicing lines, they are fucking some of the hottest pussies, but are also bigger girls than the girls they stick their dicks in…and it makes me laugh…but not that much, because it’s really not all that interesting…I mean who gives a fuck about Dax Shepard and he may not even be throwing a tantrum, but it looks like it, and that’s enough…

Posted in:Kristen Bell

2014

25

Mar

Kristen Bell’s Mom Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Here is Kristen Bell giving a public service announcement about the risks of pregnancy at least in terms of what it does to you body…and this is her at a stage where she’s willing to show off her body…because the real damage done is under them bikini bottoms…I guess she thanks Dax Shepphard for that every time she fists herself with ease…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kristen Bell

2013

03

Jul

Kristen Bell in a Lifeguard Bathing Suit of the Day

Looks like someone’s recovered from making a Dax baby, something I would normally assume you can’t recover from…you know like a stain on your life worse than AIDS…because he’s that fucking annoying and the fact that his genetics live on in another person all thanks to this cunt (literally), is the worst.

She can’t be celebrated, she must be shunned, even if she’s in a mom friendly bikini to hide her stretch marks and ravaged body, even if her vagina is taped the fuck up from all the abuse pushing a baby through it has done to her, even if this was shot before she was pregnant….because we all know what has become of her since….

She’s uneventful, and I am pretty sure this movie will be too, but she’s dressed like Pam Anderson, and lifeguards are all sluts with their half naked all summer, mouth to mouth, camel toe giving suits that ride their clots all day making them horny….makin’ it a little more tolerable…

Posted in:Kristen Bell

2012

11

May

Kristen Bell’s Bike Seat of the Day

I have a bike seat fetish…..

Cuz I know all the pussy a bike seat rubs against…especially on hot summer days….cuz I follow girls on bikes around to sniff their seats when they run in to do errands….

I’m not creepy or anything…I just respect the hard work a bike seat puts in and the engineering that made it a pussy rubbing device on hot sweaty days….it is a hero amongst inanimate objects….


To See The Rest of the Pics
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Kristen Bell

2012

31

Jan

Kristen Bell is an Unstable Bitch of the Day

I hate unstable bitches more than pretty much anything….I generally like people with no emotion…cuz just the idea of hysterical laughing or extreme joy or anger or sadness with the flip of a switch scares me…it is actual madness that makes a motherfucker worry whether he is gonna get stabbed or some shit…..so seeing Kristen Bell, a barely there actress admit that she is a nutcase who cries when happy or sad like a mad person…makes reminds me that actor’s are fucking pussies but more importantly that sometimes the middle aged girl I want to fuck is better to jerk off to…

So this clip of Kristen Bell admitting she is a nutcase and bringing footage of her freaking out when her boyfriend Dax Shepard brought her a Sloth for her birthday….isn’t funny to me…it is scary…and even more scary is that Dax Shepard has a girlfriend and actually gets laid by anyone who isn’t the drunk girl at the bar in her mid 30s who remembers him on Punk’d and whatever shit movie he was in….but a girl who is successful enough of an actor to land a real boyfriend…Weird….but further evidence of her instability…

Here she is in House of LIes all slutty

Posted in:Kristen Bell

2011

11

Apr

Kristen Bell in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

I always thought Kristen Bell was overrated.

I’ve posted her imperfect legs in a bikini before…

I’ve laughed at her in her bikini when she was dating that dude named Dax ….

I’ve laughed at her when she got dumped by that loser…while she was wearing leggings ….

But I’ve never found her interesting, hot, sexy, she’s just real fucking basic at best…and I think these recent pictures of her, a little older, still in a bikini, prove what I’ve always said about her, and that is that she fucking sucks…


To See The Rest of the Pics
Follow This Link

Posted in:Kristen Bell

2010

11

Jan

Christina Aguilera, Cher and Kristen Bell Do Burlesque of the Day

I am too lazy to figure out what’s going on in these pictures. I just know that Vampire Den Mother Cher gay icon tucked her weathered Native American cock into her sequined girdle or the “Spanx” as the trendy refer to them today, only to taint Kristen Bell’s fat ass that her new brown hair can’t distract me from, while Christina Aguilera’s skinny ass and busted face waited outside a Burlesque show, where I guess she’s going to learn a few dance moves because pregnancy took her out of her “Dirrrty” mindset and just made her pussy dirty to look at or fuck thanks to opting out of the “C-Section” she was offered….good times…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Burlesque|Cher|Christina Aguilera|Kristen Bell

2009

14

Dec

Kristen Bell’s Single Ass in Leggings of the Day

I don’t care for Kristen Bell. She’s got no sex appeal. She’s alright looking but definitely not worth getting excited for. I figure she’s average at best but for some reason you idiots think she’s amazing…

I think when a girl washes out a stain like Dax Sheppard out of her panties, it’s worth mentionning and celebrating…

Here are some pics of her walking around with a popsicle, that for some reason the paparazzi didn’t get pics of her sucking it, which could also be a big part of the reason why Dax dumped her boring ass anti-dick suckin’ ass….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kristen Bell|Single