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2013

16

Aug

Kylie Minogue Holding Her Tits for POP Magazine of the Day


I guess Kylie Minogue was having a flashback to her pre-cancerous tits, because she posted this 2006 POP magazine cover on her instagram for Throwback thursday, of her grabbing at her tits…

I kinda get the vibe that this is framed on her wall, as a tribute to what was…not that she really had tits then, or doesn’t have tits now and I am just assuming that when they found the cancer, they took out her nipples, as they often do, like she was Angelina, because that is the responsible thing to do…

But I guess with or without her nipples, she’ll always have this cover..and she looks pretty amazing, good enough for me to book a trip to Australia in a time machine yo..cuz I can do the locomotion…but I’d rather she does it…on my face.

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2013

25

Jul

Kylie Minogue Rockin’ The One Piece of the Day

I guess it makes sense that she’d be in a one-piece, with being 90 and all.

I respect that unlike other 90 year old bitches who have even a worse body than Kylie the Cancer survivor, she’s in the one piece…rather than half naked in a bikini….not that I mind anyone in a bikini…I just think at a certain age, the classy thing to do is never even think about putting one on…

I get it, old bitches like competing with young bitches, usually their daughters, to feel like they still got it…but there’s really no contest, and even if they are fit, they really always come in second…so deal with the awkward tan lines…take the high road…and remember your bikini days are behind you….and now all you have to look forward to is death.

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2013

10

May

Kylie Minogue Slaps Her Own Ass on Twitter of the Day

Kylie Minogue posted this stupid picture of her slapping her own ass, in what I call Technology making triplet fantasies come true for those bitches who aren’t triplets but who you wish were, except there’s not enough eating herself out or fucking herself with a strap on to really make it count…remember it’s not incest if you’re from the same litter, it’s masturbation and it is definitely not incest if you were photoshopped to look this way….

Boring, I know. Posting it anyway. Deal.

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2013

28

Jan

Kylie Minogue Gets Sexy For Australia Day of the Day

It’s nice to see that cancer didn’t get Kylie Minogue down…unless it was just a publicity stunt to justify why her pop albums were awkward….seeing as she was in her 40s…pretending it was still the fucking locomotion….

When it doubt blame it on cancer…I mean it’s something I’ve been doing for years in efforts to get free meals at restaurants….free movies…and free trips to Disneyland….

But cancer or not…she’s a survivor…and more importantly a patriotic as she’s doing her country like it was a record exec in the 80s before she got her first deal….rocking this Australia flag in her Australia Day pics….like it was a cumshot….

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2012

23

Oct

Kylie Minogue has a 2013 Calendar of the Day

I am confused by the fact that Kylie Minogue has a 2013 Calendar…I am going to assume it is for some breast cancer charity bulllshit she is involved in…because she survived breast cancer…and fighting breast cancer is a charity I support..because I like titties….even when they are fake….

I am even more confused by the fact that I want to masturbate all over each and every month in it…

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2012

28

Sep

More Kylie Minogue Artsy Erotica of the Day

I don’t know if this is for a Breast Cancer campaign – since she had breast cancer – or if this is a midlife crisis that makes her want to get involved in some artsy half naked shit cuz it makes her feel like she’s doing something substantial…and really I don’t care…I’m just glad it happened.

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2012

26

Sep

Kylie Minogue’s Ass Crack for TV of the Day

Here are some screenshots of some Kylie Minogue showing off her ass crack for what I assume is fashion because if you havenn’t been reading the site for the last 8 years…you may not be aware of this…but fashion turns girls into sluts…it makes them do all the half naked slutty things that they won’t do when you ask them like this: “put on this assless dress and walk up those stairs while I jerk off to your little ass you washed up popstar from the 80s….do the locomotion on my dick”….

That’s why we all love fashion.

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2011

14

Dec

Kylie Minogue Possible Upskirt of the Day

I guess when you get your titties cut off for cancer you’re left with limited organs to use to seduce the paparazzi and generate volume with…she’s gone back to the ever reliable vagina…the same vagina that got her a career in the first place….trying to flash it in the back of her car….for pretty much no one to see cuz the paparazzi fucking suck…or maybe I’m just making stories up and this is all some kind of accident….well guess what people…I don’t believe in accidents…

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2011

17

Nov

Kylie Minogue’s Breast Cancer Survivor Tits in Purple of the Day

Breast Cancer is the single worst enemy to man kind, it’s worse than terrorism, it’s worst than poverty, it’s worse than aids and heart disease….It kills fucking titties…so if you think girls getting their breasts amputated, only to have free implants installed in their place, after months or years of suffering, and often times death, is a bad thing…and if you don’t you’re just a fucking inhumane sick fuck….you’ll appreciate these pics of survivor Kylie Minogue looking amazing in a low cut top….alll old yet tight…like it was still ’89….

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