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2011

28

Mar

Kylie Minogue Playin Out Some Kinf of Fetish on Stage of the Day

Here’s some Kylie Minogue in some weird Star Wars Roman Empire looking costume that I assume some of you nerd virgin losers are into. You know Sci/Fi fantasy shit…that brings back memories of you fisting yourself to Kid Icarus as you tried to save the world from evil while everyone else you knew was out hanging with their friends on the weekend and not sitting at home with their mom eating oreos while taking breaks from their Nintendo…

I’m posting it to show that breast cancer doesn’t slow a bitch down or rob her of her feminity and sex appeal, bitch can hustle her old lady shit in a way that makes me want to knock her up….or at least try.

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2010

13

Dec

Kylie Minogue’s Legs and Crotch Performing of the Day

Here are pictures of Kylie Minogue proving that if a bitch loses some of her sexual parts, like her tits to tit cancer, or her uterus to uterine cancer, or her anus to anal cancer, or her cervix to cervical cancer, she’s still got value, provided she doesn’t get all those cancers at once, cuz healthy or diseased titty or not, she’s still got a pussy and that’s good enough for me to get down to.

So here she is showing off her legs and what may be underwear while performing and I am posting them cuz I think she looks pretty hot, cancer survivor or not and I’m not just saying that cuz cancer survivor’s with money are porn to me, cuz you can move in on them while no one else wants them, before they relapse and die of the shit, leaving you with everything, my mind just doesn’t think like that.

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2010

28

Oct

Kylie Minogue Legs for Very Old Times of the Day

The cancer ward seems like it is always a good time. Sure…the terminally ill section gets fucking depressing as you see people in their last few hours…but the treatment is where the magic happens….

Maybe it’s because I used to jerk off to informational pamphlets from the 80s of Breast cancer survivors because they usually had one good tit and it was an era where whe got off to pics of nipples where we could get them cuz they were hard to come by…. or maybe it’s because the opportunity the cancer treatment center presents for pickin’ up. You know the girls are all insecure, weak and if they are single, eager for a companion…

Not that I’ve ever done it…but it’s on my bucket list.

All I know is that this Cancer Survivor’s not holding up as well as I’m sure she probably hoped…I guess her cancer treatment is finally taking it’s toll….But then again, maybe she’s just getting old…

On a sidenote. I donate to breast cancer charities because I like to do my part to save tits. I know hormones in our food and The Pill are fuckin’ up bitches and I am sympathetic to that. I do have a soul….

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2010

11

Jun

Kylie Minogue Shows Off Hot Breast Cancer Tit for Blackbook of the Day

Kylie Minogue may be old but she still has it going on…maybe it’s cuz she’s a breast cancer survivor, so showing off tit is her way of telling cancer to fuck itself for trying to get her down, or maybe she’s just showing off her tits cuz like most bitches with implants, they give her a new sense of security that she always wanted, but then again her implants were reconstruction dude to the mastecomy implants and not “When I was a teenage girl who hated being called flatty flatty 2 x 4″ implants or a “If i have tits my career as a stripper will be far more lucrative” implants or “I am insecure and jealous of other girls who all the guys look at and I want perky tits like my neighbor cuz my husband spends his days fucking his secretary” implants….I don’t even know if she’s got nipples or if they are just tattooed on and really I’m gonna stop here and just admire this elderly woman doing all the right things…cuz really cancer fucking sucks and makes me sad thinking about all the good tits and lives that have gone to waste….

Here she is in Blackbook Magazine…

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2010

25

May

Kylie Minogue All the Lovers Video Sneak Peek of the Day

I posted pictures of Kylie Minogue sexing it up despite her breast cancer and age making sexy a challenge….a challenge I guess she was willing to take…the video has a pretty genius concept behind it…which seems to be group public nudity, or group public half-nakedness and ever since seeing Spencer Tunick’s pictures…that’s been something I’ve wanted to get behind….because naked bitches are a hell of a lot more interesting than bitches hiding behind clothes especially when it is with an overwhelming number of girls…cuz seeing one bitch walking down the street naked has nothing on every girl on the street walking naked….

Posted in:All the Lovers|Kylie Minogue|Video

2010

10

May

Kylie Minogue Sexed Up New Video Looks Fun of the Day

Take that cancer….Kylie Minogue’s pussy is like some kind of cancer fighting superhero, who after a few years of recovery, has decided to take her hot 45 year old body out to do another sexed up video, to remind us that despite having her tits cut off, she still has huge fucking sex appeal and won’t let that fucking disease get the best of her and I like seeing cancer lose, especially when it looks like this half naked bitch filming her newest video, but that’s because I’m a pervert and really like seeing all pussy and tits, disabled, special olympic, hispanic, black,white, abused, insecure, happy, elderly, psychotic, rich, poor, drunk, gutter, Australian, unhygienic , diseased or not….

So here’s Some Kiley Making a Comeback that I approve of….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kylie Minogue|New Video

2010

05

Mar

Kylie Minogue is a Survivor of the Day

The good thing about Kylie Minogue is not that she survived breast cancer, it is that she didn’t get Vagina cancer, because a woman is still a woman if she has her sex organs intact, whether she’s had to have her breasts removed or not. See a lot of these breast cancer survivors get depressed, at least according the support group I tried to join because I figured it’s be a good place to meet a future wife. The act like they lost their femininity, their womanhood, but really, as long as they’ve got a functioning pussy, they’re all the woman I need and I’m sure even if she did have Vagina cancer, we’d figure out a way to make it work so that it doesn’t feel too gay, because Kylie is lookin good in her post-cancer old age….cuz she’s a fucking survivor….a survivor with a vagina…and I love vagina….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kylie Minogue|Survivor

2010

18

Feb

Kylie Minogue Comes Prepared of the Day

I guess since the cancer scare, Kyle Minogue is ready for anything, and based on how she’s dressed it is safe to say that she knows life is a funny thing that throws all kinds of situations in your face and that there is just no way of predicting the next event or situation, at least that’s what I like to think, because with padding like that, it looks like she’s in military army, ready to drop to her knees and disarm any erection that throws itself in her face and down her throat, because these are some serious dicksucking pants, but maybe dressing for sucking dick is just a fantasy of mine and really she’s just like the crazy cancer survivor who used to hang out in the park wearing tin foil asking radom people if they had lead sheets to fight off the cancer rays in some kind of serious insanity….either way, we should all appreciate fashionable yet functional whore gear and here’s some Kylie Minogue modeling it….

Here she is in a See Through skirt at the Brit Awards, cuz I guess not having your own tits or nipples makes a bitch try harder….that’s not mean to be a joke cuz Breast Cancer is a serious issue…It’s just simple psychology….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Dick Suckin' Pants|Kylie Minogue

2009

14

Sep

Kylie Minogue’s Ass in a Weird Not So See Thru See Thru Dress of the Day

I bet this dress, no matter how weird it is, is a hell of a lot better than the time Kylie had breast cancer. Here she is showing off her ass because luckily she didn’t have ass cancer to ruin her ass, but she does have aging for that I guess….enjoy while you still can….

Pics Via BauerGriffin

Posted in:Ass|Kylie Minogue|See Thru

2009

06

Jul

Kylie Minogue Performs in Madrid of the Day

Kylie Minogue had breast cancer and now she’s not wearing pants. It’s on some Madonna and Lady Gaga kick that’s far less disgusting, because unlike Madonna and Lady Gaga, Kylie Minogue is worth fucking, even now, years after her peak and years after her breast cancer, that may or may not have left her breastless, not that mastectomy tits are really a roadblock, because as long as there’s vagina, I’m good to go.

Either way, here she is performing like she never had a brush with death and disappeared to appreciate life or whatever it is people do when they see the end and are convinced they were given a second chance and feel the need to preach to everyone they meet about how their priorities have shifted trying to shove it down our throats like we give a fuck…

Posted in:Kylie Minogue|Performs

2008

06

Dec

Kylie Minogue’s Shitty See Through Dress of the Day

Remember when Kylie Minogue had breast cancer? So do I and I guess that’s the reason she’s wearing a see through skirt, because let’s face it, a see through shirt showing off her tattooed post cancerous nipples would be hard to jerk off to, at least that’s what every husband of a breast cancer survivor I’ve ever met has told me. Sure, I have sympathy, cancer’s some fucked up shit that no one should go through and if they are lucky enough to survive, they should go on to live normal lives, but that doesn’t mean I wanna have a play date with the fuckin’ scars. I just call it having standards, even though we all know that I don’t.

Posted in:Kylie Minogue|See Through

2007

30

Oct

I am – Kylie and Danni Minogue at Some Event Together of the Day

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I was just taking a shit, and by shit I mean I was just uploading these Kylie and Danni Minogue pictures, that were just as painful as taking a shit, yes it hurts when I shit, but that’s just because my liver is shot and apparently it’s got some pretty integral role in shitting almost as integral as Kylie’s tits had in making her famous. Too bad they’ve left the building like Elvis, but not because of a drug overdose….it was cancer. No cancer isn’t funny, even when it happens to an asshole boss who deserves it, but breast implants are, they are like toys for adults.

I love seeing these plastic surgery bitches on the street, I am not talking post cancer implants like Kylie, I am talking rich breast implanted mom’s who’s husbands made them do it because it was always their fantasy and now that they have money and a woman dependent on their lifestyle, their reality, because when a bitch goes under the knife for you, you know you pretty much own her.

I always like asking girls I know with implants if they will have my baby, not because I want them to actually have my baby, because I don’t think my sperm can handle impregnating much more than my testicles and they are having a hard enough time just doing that, but when they respond by saying no, because no one wants my baby, I like to follow up with asking if they think the baby will look more like they look now or more like how they looked before the plastic surgery, because seeing a baby with big implants would be awkward, especially when it stats breast feeding itself.


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Danni Minogue Getting Tight With a Girl
Kylie’s Breast Implants
Danni Minogue’s Lap Dance

Posted in:Danni Minogue|Kylie Minogue|Tits|Unsorted

2007

23

Oct

I am – Kylie Minogue’s 2008 Calendar of the Day

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If boring calendar’s are your thing, than Kylie’s working for you. This is her 2008 Calendar and I fell asleep while downloading the pictures because they fucking suck, but I could have fallen asleep because I am drinking during the day again and feeling a little like taking a nap so that I can drink more in a few hours.

I guess the point of all this is whether this shit is lining her pockets or if the proceeds are going to breast cancer research because usually when people get a disease, they suddenly become ambassadors to their cause and harass everyone they know to donate money to it, which is fucking annoying because it’s hard to tell someone who almost died that you don’t want to give them money especially when before they had the disease they’d always complain about their friends who would ask them for money or would slam the door in my face when I’d go door to door with a can asking for donations to the Jesus Martinez Fund, I guess that’s one of the reasons why I don’t have any friends because it’s less responsibility.


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Kylie Minogue Topless in St Tropez
Kylie Minogue’s Photoshoot Ass
Kylie Minogue’s Breasts in a Kite Pictures
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Posted in:2008|Breast Cancer|Calendar|Kylie Minogue|Unsorted

2007

23

Oct

I am – Kylie Minogue's 2008 Calendar of the Day

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If boring calendar’s are your thing, than Kylie’s working for you. This is her 2008 Calendar and I fell asleep while downloading the pictures because they fucking suck, but I could have fallen asleep because I am drinking during the day again and feeling a little like taking a nap so that I can drink more in a few hours.

I guess the point of all this is whether this shit is lining her pockets or if the proceeds are going to breast cancer research because usually when people get a disease, they suddenly become ambassadors to their cause and harass everyone they know to donate money to it, which is fucking annoying because it’s hard to tell someone who almost died that you don’t want to give them money especially when before they had the disease they’d always complain about their friends who would ask them for money or would slam the door in my face when I’d go door to door with a can asking for donations to the Jesus Martinez Fund, I guess that’s one of the reasons why I don’t have any friends because it’s less responsibility.


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Kylie Minogue Topless in St Tropez
Kylie Minogue’s Photoshoot Ass
Kylie Minogue’s Breasts in a Kite Pictures
Dani Minogue’s Lapdance Video Stills

Posted in:2008|Breast Cancer|Calendar|Kylie Minogue|Unsorted

2007

27

Aug

I am – Kylie Minogue’s Cleavage in a Kite of the Day

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You all know the story, I realized that gay bloggers get all the fame and glory on the internet. That girls flock to them and that they can get away with saying a lot ruder and racier shit than I can so asked my stepdaughter to hook up her gay friend for the job, that isn’t really a job, because it doesn’t pay. Since I don’t know where my stepdaughter is and haven’t seen her in a couple of days, I am going to post Julien’s post because having a token gay blogger is going to make me famous…..bitch.

I was trolling around Cragslist the other day, looking through the Causal Encounters section, the M4M section and of course looking through my favorite section, Missed Connections. I go through that one daily to see if anyone has had one for me but so far no luck. I mean what are they going to write “I saw this coked out faggot wearing women’s jeans and a lamae t-shirt riding the bus and I thought he was pretty hot”? I don’t think so.
And yes, I actually own that outfit.

So anyway I was on Craigslist and I saw an advertisement for a sex party that was happening that night. Now, in the gay community, sex parties aren’t that unusual, they pop up on Craigslist from time to time and I had never gone to one, but this was a particularly slow night so I thought what the hell. So, I go to this guy’s house and I enter into the living room where everyone was having sex. The guy had arranged the living room so all the couches were along the sidelines so there was this big open area in the middle. There were a few couples on couches here and there but the main attraction was in the main area. About 8 guys were standing up in the middle of the room fucking each other in one long line. Each guy had his dick in the ass of the guy in front of him. I watch this for about 5 minutes deciding whether or not to jump in there when Kylie Minogue’s cover of “The Locomotion” comes on the stereo and all the guys in the train go wild for it. And I thought to myself “Wow, this too gay even for me.” So I left.

Here are few pics of Kylie dressed up half-way between Amanda Lepore and a kite. Oh and remember while you are jerking off to her cleavage that she had breast cancer. So you should feel really bad about that. Unless that’s what you are into. You sick fuck.

Smooch!

Julien


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