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2012

23

Oct

Kylie Minogue has a 2013 Calendar of the Day

I am confused by the fact that Kylie Minogue has a 2013 Calendar…I am going to assume it is for some breast cancer charity bulllshit she is involved in…because she survived breast cancer…and fighting breast cancer is a charity I support..because I like titties….even when they are fake….

I am even more confused by the fact that I want to masturbate all over each and every month in it…

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2012

28

Sep

More Kylie Minogue Artsy Erotica of the Day

I don’t know if this is for a Breast Cancer campaign – since she had breast cancer – or if this is a midlife crisis that makes her want to get involved in some artsy half naked shit cuz it makes her feel like she’s doing something substantial…and really I don’t care…I’m just glad it happened.

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2012

26

Sep

Kylie Minogue’s Ass Crack for TV of the Day

Here are some screenshots of some Kylie Minogue showing off her ass crack for what I assume is fashion because if you havenn’t been reading the site for the last 8 years…you may not be aware of this…but fashion turns girls into sluts…it makes them do all the half naked slutty things that they won’t do when you ask them like this: “put on this assless dress and walk up those stairs while I jerk off to your little ass you washed up popstar from the 80s….do the locomotion on my dick”….

That’s why we all love fashion.

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2011

14

Dec

Kylie Minogue Possible Upskirt of the Day

I guess when you get your titties cut off for cancer you’re left with limited organs to use to seduce the paparazzi and generate volume with…she’s gone back to the ever reliable vagina…the same vagina that got her a career in the first place….trying to flash it in the back of her car….for pretty much no one to see cuz the paparazzi fucking suck…or maybe I’m just making stories up and this is all some kind of accident….well guess what people…I don’t believe in accidents…

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2011

17

Nov

Kylie Minogue’s Breast Cancer Survivor Tits in Purple of the Day

Breast Cancer is the single worst enemy to man kind, it’s worse than terrorism, it’s worst than poverty, it’s worse than aids and heart disease….It kills fucking titties…so if you think girls getting their breasts amputated, only to have free implants installed in their place, after months or years of suffering, and often times death, is a bad thing…and if you don’t you’re just a fucking inhumane sick fuck….you’ll appreciate these pics of survivor Kylie Minogue looking amazing in a low cut top….alll old yet tight…like it was still ’89….

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2011

19

Apr

Kylie Minogue Cancer Surviving Breast of the Day

I’d like to take this short bit of time out of my day to recognize Kylie Minogue’s breast and the heroic battle it went on, fighing cancer breast tissue to breast tissue, a story of meeting adversity and overcoming all odds, coming out alive, the Survival tit….I’d love to option the movie and give James Franco the role of the nipple, since he’s good at the hero shit after the whole 127 hour shit…. assuming this is her real tit and not a breast cancer survivor implant, in which case I take it all back….but will still post the pics…cuz staring at tit is staring at tit…and that’s good enough for me…

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2011

28

Mar

Kylie Minogue Playin Out Some Kinf of Fetish on Stage of the Day

Here’s some Kylie Minogue in some weird Star Wars Roman Empire looking costume that I assume some of you nerd virgin losers are into. You know Sci/Fi fantasy shit…that brings back memories of you fisting yourself to Kid Icarus as you tried to save the world from evil while everyone else you knew was out hanging with their friends on the weekend and not sitting at home with their mom eating oreos while taking breaks from their Nintendo…

I’m posting it to show that breast cancer doesn’t slow a bitch down or rob her of her feminity and sex appeal, bitch can hustle her old lady shit in a way that makes me want to knock her up….or at least try.

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2010

13

Dec

Kylie Minogue’s Legs and Crotch Performing of the Day

Here are pictures of Kylie Minogue proving that if a bitch loses some of her sexual parts, like her tits to tit cancer, or her uterus to uterine cancer, or her anus to anal cancer, or her cervix to cervical cancer, she’s still got value, provided she doesn’t get all those cancers at once, cuz healthy or diseased titty or not, she’s still got a pussy and that’s good enough for me to get down to.

So here she is showing off her legs and what may be underwear while performing and I am posting them cuz I think she looks pretty hot, cancer survivor or not and I’m not just saying that cuz cancer survivor’s with money are porn to me, cuz you can move in on them while no one else wants them, before they relapse and die of the shit, leaving you with everything, my mind just doesn’t think like that.

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2010

28

Oct

Kylie Minogue Legs for Very Old Times of the Day

The cancer ward seems like it is always a good time. Sure…the terminally ill section gets fucking depressing as you see people in their last few hours…but the treatment is where the magic happens….

Maybe it’s because I used to jerk off to informational pamphlets from the 80s of Breast cancer survivors because they usually had one good tit and it was an era where whe got off to pics of nipples where we could get them cuz they were hard to come by…. or maybe it’s because the opportunity the cancer treatment center presents for pickin’ up. You know the girls are all insecure, weak and if they are single, eager for a companion…

Not that I’ve ever done it…but it’s on my bucket list.

All I know is that this Cancer Survivor’s not holding up as well as I’m sure she probably hoped…I guess her cancer treatment is finally taking it’s toll….But then again, maybe she’s just getting old…

On a sidenote. I donate to breast cancer charities because I like to do my part to save tits. I know hormones in our food and The Pill are fuckin’ up bitches and I am sympathetic to that. I do have a soul….

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