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2013

02

Oct

Lily Allen is Pig in a Bikini of the DAy

I don’t know if any of you remember Lily Allen, but she was always this pudgy little rich girl from the UK who’s parents gave a record deal to to keep her from embarrassing more than she already has…

She was always dumpy, never hot, always on the cusp of being what she’s become and that you can see her today, a fucking pig who has no business wearing a bikini,

I mean I have Pages of Lily Allen Archives from 2007 – 2010, and she’s always been a dumpy pile of shit….in clothes or in fucking snow suits…

So when you take 3 years off, there’s really only one thing a fat girl can do…and that’s eat her way through it…something this bitch clearly did….

I have had a lot of backlash for Lily Allen fans for making fun of Lily Allen’s abortion that was marketed as a miscarriage a bunch of years back…I think even Lily Allen told me off, but who can remember anything especially when distracted by Lily Allen’s mom body…half naked…that should have never happened….

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2011

18

Mar

Lily Allen Tits in From Riches to Rags of the Day

I make fun of Lily Allen often. I laugh about her abortion she pretended was a miscarriage, and about the miscarriage in the event it wasn’t an abortion, partially because I am a very sick person who finds pregnancy that doesn’t come to fruition on privileged cunts who don’t deserve happiness a lot of funny…

She’s on some show no one cares about called From Riches to Rags. She showed her nipple, because she knows it’s the only way people will watch it, because even the title is horse shit, cuz I know she comes from a Rich family who made her career, and without that career, she still lives the good life…it’s almost mocking us actual poor people that she’s even put out smut like this…oh, it’s about her starting a vintage store…that makes sense…she’s still a delusional fucking pig can’t get over the fact Katy Perry and Lady Gaga made her obsolete and sent her back to England on the fat ass she rode in on…or that she pollutes our lives…but not as much as she pollutes her womb with her inability to make babies…

That said, here’s her nipple from the show…

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2010

07

Sep

Lily Allen Hasn’t Had an Abortion Yet of the Day

Remember last time Lily Allen got pregnant, and she had an abortion that she pretended was a miscarriage. That was a good time, lots of laughs, lots of memories, probably not for her but who really cares about her….

Here she is pregnant again. Not as arousing as the last time, since Abortions are like porn to me, but Lily Allen being the star of that show, kinda cancelled it out.

I guess she felt so guilty that she couldn’t bring herself to pull out the vacuum again, but more importantly now that she’s pregnant she can eat whatever the fuck she wants and no one can make comments about it, not that she didn’t eat everything she wanted before, just now she doesn’t have to hide in her closet to do it, or cry after she’s done it.

This bitch is a pig and I think it is appropriate that she’s posing with other barnyard animals…and I don’t really know what inspired me to post this…I don’t find her hot ever, but I like to think it all stems from hate.

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2010

16

Aug

Lily Allen’s Disgusting Legs Ruin My Teenage Pregnancy Fetish of the Day

I am disappointed in myself. Back when Lily Allen had her abortion the last time she was pregnant but told the media she miscarried, I had a lot of fun making abortion jokes and laughing at her….

When she got twitter and saw she was on it I took advantage of the opportunity to make abortion jokes to her directly, just to make sure she heard them all…

So I should have been on more on top of her uterus, and reacted quicker to this, but the reality is that she’s always had a body sloppy enough for me to confuse for being in the first trimester.

I also haven’t really heard anything about Lily Allen the last year or so, cuz she is an insignificant one hit wonder who had a little staying power, but who is still a fucking nobody….but I guess now she’s got an excuse for being a fat and lazy pig of a girl…I mean until she “miscarries” cuz the relationship goes sour like last time…but I guess we all deserve second chances…even after murdering our baby to be cuz it wasn’t convenient and she’s a rich spoiled brat who has the option to re-shape destiny, unlike my black and hispanic friends in the projects, who each have 8 kids…but that’s not the point…

The point is that pregnancy is never sexy, unless it is teen pregnancy, and just cuz she’s wearing a school girl outfit, doesn’t mean she’s really tapping into that fetish…

Shit. I wrote too much again. I gotta stop this rambling. It is out of fucking control…

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2010

20

May

Lily Allen Shows Off Her Tits of the Day

I don’t know what Lily Allen is doing here, but it looks like she’s got a job working at Disney or some shit. I guess it’s got something to do with the botched Abortion she denies having back when she was at her peak, hard drinking, hard drug using, and actually getting cock..

Maybe shit left her infertile and now forces her to connect with kids working at a theme park where she dresses like she lives in a fairy tale where she shows off her fat tits because she’s fat…the same tits that once wanted to nurse a child…but were robbed of that right…by her selfishness….

I know under this dress and under the push up bra is a serious set of wonky and uneven tits, but I figured that despite being left in the dust by Katy Perry and Lady Gaga and other popstars, Lily Allen still hasn’t killed herself, even though some would argue she should. Enjoy.

Pics via Fame

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2010

17

Feb

Lily Allen’s Ass is a Serious Mistake of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck was going through Lily Allen’s head when she decided to wear this outfit, but I do know that her lower body is fucking disgusting.

Shit brings back memories of when I worked at an old folks home cleaning shit off pretty much almost dead, old, sloppy, saggy, flat, fat asses. There’s really not much more to say about this as I deal with the confusion of why a cunt so vile would try to pull off the pantsless performing style on National TV.

Maybe she’s upset Gaga who never wears pants is a huge phenomenon because let’s face it, Gaga isn’t famous because she doesn’t wear pants and does wear stupid costumes, she’s famous because there’s a whole lot of gay teenagers and retards who buy into her shit.

But I can guarantee Lily Allen would get more fans without making the public sick to their fucking stomach, contemplate homosexuality, and run to our Lady Gaga posters to perform our daily ritual of worshiping her just so that Lily Allen and her fat disgusting ass disappears….

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2010

28

Jan

Lily Allen’s Disgusting Thick Leg Update of the Day

This just in….Lily Allen’s legs are still fucking disgusting…but some of you still think she’s hot and want to lick her from ankle to unkempt hipster fat lazy chick bush…..because you are a fucking loser with low standards and so am I, but the difference between you and me is that I know when I am fucking shit, where as you’re just happy to be fucking.

Pics via Fame

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2010

27

Jan

Lily Allen Shows Off Her Thick Legs at the Tennis Game of the Day

I wonder what goes through Lily Allen’s mind when she puts on a pair of shorts. Is she just a typical hipster who takes pride in not showering, having a huge bush and wearing dirty clothes, or is she legitimately just a lazy fucking pig. I mean there really is no way to tell because none of us know her and I guess who really cares why her legs are they way they are, the fact of the matter is that they are the way they are.

It’s like my wife is fucking pig too, only we try to keep her as covered up as possible, because it is humilating when the bathing shit or dress that shows off her fat ankles come out, so I can relate to whoever is fucking Lily Allen, except in their case she has a lot of money and celebrity and other perks to make fucking her fat ass a lot more acceptable than me, but that makes her public display of disgusting even more unacceptable…

Maybe that’s why she got covered up in the blanket while watching bitches being physical while she just sat there with her fat hanging over the sites of the stadium chairs….and really who cares. Lily Allen is fucking over anyway…

Pics via Fame

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2010

22

Jan

Lily Allen’s Got Disgusting Sloppy Legs of the Day

I may hate my life but not as bad as Lily Allen’s legs hate her. They are staging a revolt…or some kind of shit to overthrow her career cuz they’re ready to just sit around and eat chocolate…they are done with this singing bullshit…it’s like they are in Haiti and they are starting to rape and piledge cuz their desperation has put their humanity to the fucking test, only maybe her legs are the fucking earthquake killing the little sex appeal she may have had in a devastating rattle….

I don’t know what she was thinking when she decided to not wear pants in concert., but I’m assuming it was “Lady Gaga’s doing it, that means I have to do it”, without actually taking the time to look at her sloppy body in the mirror and remember how offensive that is to the average fucking person. I am sure there are sloppy cellulite fetishists out there, cuz there is a fetish for everything, but I doubt that’s gonna take your shitty bought career back to the top of the mainstream, because it’s vile.

Either way, here are the pics Lady Gaga is laughing at because she’s ugly and ugly girls always laugh at their rivals inadequacies…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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