I don’t know if any of you remember Lily Allen, but she was always this pudgy little rich girl from the UK who’s parents gave a record deal to to keep her from embarrassing more than she already has…

She was always dumpy, never hot, always on the cusp of being what she’s become and that you can see her today, a fucking pig who has no business wearing a bikini,

I mean I have Pages of Lily Allen Archives from 2007 – 2010, and she’s always been a dumpy pile of shit….in clothes or in fucking snow suits…

So when you take 3 years off, there’s really only one thing a fat girl can do…and that’s eat her way through it…something this bitch clearly did….

I have had a lot of backlash for Lily Allen fans for making fun of Lily Allen’s abortion that was marketed as a miscarriage a bunch of years back…I think even Lily Allen told me off, but who can remember anything especially when distracted by Lily Allen’s mom body…half naked…that should have never happened….

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I make fun of Lily Allen often. I laugh about her abortion she pretended was a miscarriage, and about the miscarriage in the event it wasn’t an abortion, partially because I am a very sick person who finds pregnancy that doesn’t come to fruition on privileged cunts who don’t deserve happiness a lot of funny…

She’s on some show no one cares about called From Riches to Rags. She showed her nipple, because she knows it’s the only way people will watch it, because even the title is horse shit, cuz I know she comes from a Rich family who made her career, and without that career, she still lives the good life…it’s almost mocking us actual poor people that she’s even put out smut like this…oh, it’s about her starting a vintage store…that makes sense…she’s still a delusional fucking pig can’t get over the fact Katy Perry and Lady Gaga made her obsolete and sent her back to England on the fat ass she rode in on…or that she pollutes our lives…but not as much as she pollutes her womb with her inability to make babies…

That said, here’s her nipple from the show…

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Remember last time Lily Allen got pregnant, and she had an abortion that she pretended was a miscarriage. That was a good time, lots of laughs, lots of memories, probably not for her but who really cares about her….

Here she is pregnant again. Not as arousing as the last time, since Abortions are like porn to me, but Lily Allen being the star of that show, kinda cancelled it out.

I guess she felt so guilty that she couldn’t bring herself to pull out the vacuum again, but more importantly now that she’s pregnant she can eat whatever the fuck she wants and no one can make comments about it, not that she didn’t eat everything she wanted before, just now she doesn’t have to hide in her closet to do it, or cry after she’s done it.

This bitch is a pig and I think it is appropriate that she’s posing with other barnyard animals…and I don’t really know what inspired me to post this…I don’t find her hot ever, but I like to think it all stems from hate.

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I am disappointed in myself. Back when Lily Allen had her abortion the last time she was pregnant but told the media she miscarried, I had a lot of fun making abortion jokes and laughing at her….

When she got twitter and saw she was on it I took advantage of the opportunity to make abortion jokes to her directly, just to make sure she heard them all…

So I should have been on more on top of her uterus, and reacted quicker to this, but the reality is that she’s always had a body sloppy enough for me to confuse for being in the first trimester.

I also haven’t really heard anything about Lily Allen the last year or so, cuz she is an insignificant one hit wonder who had a little staying power, but who is still a fucking nobody….but I guess now she’s got an excuse for being a fat and lazy pig of a girl…I mean until she “miscarries” cuz the relationship goes sour like last time…but I guess we all deserve second chances…even after murdering our baby to be cuz it wasn’t convenient and she’s a rich spoiled brat who has the option to re-shape destiny, unlike my black and hispanic friends in the projects, who each have 8 kids…but that’s not the point…

The point is that pregnancy is never sexy, unless it is teen pregnancy, and just cuz she’s wearing a school girl outfit, doesn’t mean she’s really tapping into that fetish…

Shit. I wrote too much again. I gotta stop this rambling. It is out of fucking control…

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