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2012

07

Aug

Lindsay Lohan White One Piece, Hot Titties of the Day

Lindsay Lohan despite her falling off harder than Sam Ronson’s dick after watching Female Olympic Gymnastics….still has some of the best tits in the business…sure they are probably fake, but they hang so good and never shrink, even when the rest of her is a drug fueled, bruised up, corpse….you know a shell of what she was before she realized Disney and her own parents sold her the fuck out…you know before being forced to medicate hard just to live with the cruel world….

She’s in a bathing suit and I’m into it.


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2012

27

Jul

Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan Had a Sleepover of the Day

Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan were partying in a hotel room together and the real tragedy in all this is that the building wasn’t bombed. No terrorist plane flew into it….no crazed gunman peppered the place with bullets…it is always the innocent who get killed by the crazies, when really the people who actually deserve it just keep getting fucking paid….

I’ve been in a Lindsay Lohan hotel room party, probably 3 years ago, and it was basically an emotionally tormented Lohan ego show….crying and dancing and locking herself in a room doing drugs…while I drank her free booze….so I can just assume this was that multiplied by two…cuz even the pics they put out of the union were garbage..

Celebrity is all a fucking lie and these bitches are the worst…luckily they are both on the outs and this is the worst fake scandal for attention ever – no one cares if they eat each other out…they are both garbage and the public is too busy worrying about Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattison…

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2012

11

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Panty Flash of the Day

I haven’t seen one of these in a long time, not a vagina in panties, but Lindsay Lohan’s vagina in panties, mainly becasue no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan, even though she wants us to, otherwise she would have left LA and taken her millions of dollars to live a quiet life in an amazing place at 25, but I guess that wouldn’t have been good enough for this spoiled brat, instead, she decided to stick around, burn through her money, take shitty roles in movies, hang with shitty people, make shitty underwear choices, in just one pile of fucking shit she deservers because she’s an evil, horrible, self absorbed cunt I’d like to get pregnant, or at least try to get herpes from, cuz she’s still Lindsay Lohan and that alone makes her lovely.

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2012

05

Jul

Lindsay Lohan is Rumored to Be Banging James Deen of the Day


There is a rumor going around that Lindsay Lohan is fucking some pornstar naked James Deen, and not because she’s playing Elizabeth Taylor and trying to really just compile and surround herself by 1950s hollywood impersonators, but because she’s a fucking pervert slut who likes getting her vagina filled by anything from Sam Ronson’s dick, to pornstar fists….

The inside scoop is that he’s not actually banging her, and that this is just one more for the pornstars are cleaner than club girl party sluts, cuz pornstars are a tight knit community who fuck each other and get tested, while party sluts are just herped up disasters….in a pornstars are too scared to get tainted by whatever bug Lohan is carrying, it could ruin there careers and fuckin’ her spoiled brat ass isn’t worth the risk…

To have genitals feared by pornstars is pretty legendary…


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2012

29

Jun

Lindsay Lohan is a Geisha Liz Taylor for Halloween in July of the Day

I have Lindsay Lohan’s phone number, or at least it was her phone number a few years ago, cuz she’s the one who texted me in one of her fits of crazy, that led to a great friendship that ended in her hotel room 3 years ago…

I still text it every couple of days, but rarely get a response….until yesterday where she or whoever it was pretending to be her, went nuts, saying they will call the police and that I am a stalker and shit….

To which I replied;

Good luck on the low grade made for TV movie that screams “I failed bro”….you were a superstar…..now you are nothing….go fuck your useless self with Sam Ronson’s dick…..

That is how romance happens…and it made me laugh, more than her posting this picture where she is playing Liz Taylor as Cleopatra that she felt was Japanese…She’s boring, but I still think she’s got great fake tits…and sometimes that is all that matters….

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2012

27

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Nipples in a Weird Photoshoot for Terry Richardsaon of the Day

I love Lohan.

Sure, she ignores me even though she once used to text me always and that’s ok…why would she bother texting me….I’m not Terry Richardson, or a film producer, or anyone who can help her, or that she can use for more than being a face to sit on all fucking day, or a body to stand next to to feel skinny, before realizing what she is doing to herself and that she can do so much better, helping her find her self esteem and leaving me broken and alone, even though I have no soul or emotions…..I would have stories of banging Lohan…and possibly a cold sore or two as battle wounds to prove it….

She’s fantastic. I like to tell her we are connected at the soul. I like to believe she’s making a comeback and will win an Oscar….but more importantly…I like staring at her amazing tits that are probably fake…cuz really they are her best performance….

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2012

18

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Half Naked and Hot in the L’Officiel Hommes 2012 Shoot of the Day

Lohan Lives!

Last week I had the scare of my life, while maybe not the scare of my life, but I got scared she had died in her hotel room like all the fucking idiot celebrity bitches who have drug problems that have died before her….You know all tormnted by the pressures of being rich and famous and rich and under 30 years old…you whining fucking cunt, sort it out and man the fuck up, even retire if you have to, you know cuz you alreay have more than that factory worker and upper management dude who wants to retire at 60 and go cross country in his fucking RV….

If you’re wondering why I got scared…it is that Lohan is the one thing left in the world that is still pure, wholesome, elegant and real…and I am talking about her tits…except for the real part….

She is all that is left of Hollywood, that matters…or that I actually care about….which isn’t saying much…since she is the only thing in Hollywood I’ve every really bothered to like…shitty movies, shitty people, shitty morals and values, but amazing Lohan….

Anyway, after death or death scares comes life…and this is her showing what she’s got for Purple Magazine….hot as fuck half naked for fashion.

Lohan is a keeper. I neeed to marry her and her freckled upper thighs….

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2012

15

Jun

RIP LINDSAY LOHAN IN ADVANCE of the DAy

I just read a story that Lohan was found unconscious in her hotel room and rushed to the hospital…and I am not happy about this….

Since the beginning of the site, I have been up on Lohan. She has been the single most important celebrity to me. After years of pretending to stalk her, teasing her, trying to seduce her, we became texting buddies for a few months, hung out once three years ago, and that was the end of that….at least on her end….

For the last three years, I have been on her ass, trying to win her back, trying to save her, cuz I truly believe she can be greatness…she just needs me to K-Fed her and keep her in line, but she wasn’t having it….and never answered….except for the above message last week after the car accident…

Well, I just found out she was found unconscious in her hotel room and rushed to the hospital…and I legitimately….felt sad.

If Lohan dies part of DrunkenStepfather dies….what a fucking waste of amazing….

I generally mock celebrity death….but I don’t mock Lohan….or her death…even if she doesn’t really respect life or her talent as much as she should….I get it, she’s a tormented soul…had a rough life…but it is so easy to fix…

I just hope she is ok…seriously….if not RIP IN ADVANCE motherfucker. :(

UPDATE -She’s OK. She’s on set working…Not dead yet and I still want to K-Fed her…

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2012

13

Jun

Broken Down Lindsay Lohan is Better than Ever of the Day

Lindsay Lohan may not be my friend and she may not be someone I’ve had sex with and she may not even be someone I’ll ever even see again, but I think she’s fucking talent, and I am not talking about just her tits, I’m talking across the fucking board and after watching her in action the last 9 years of doing the site and spending one night together in a hotel room with a gay dude, I can say, I love her fucking tits….and also think she can win an Academy Award if she just stops trying to kill herself…

These are some pics of her broken on set, if you’re like me and dream of nursing her back to health like this was MISERY, you’ll really like these pics….


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