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2012

19

Apr

Looking Down Lindsay Lohan’s Shirt as She Pumps Gas of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is the new Lindsay Lohan…..

I don’t know what that means but her tits are so stupid, in a good way, that they make me feel stupid in a bad way….and no matter how jacked up her face is….I believe in the Oscar Winning Peformance she is going to give to shut all you motherfuckers up…..

People try to ruin such a great set of tits….you know by arresting her and giving her DUIs and making her do community service….that shit just puts a damper on things….makes her insecure, closed off, unhirable….when all I fucking want is for her to be in movies….naked where she fucking belongs…..

Seriously….Bring Lohan Back to the amazingness that her tits still are….then send me the nudes….cuz I’m into that…


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2012

10

Apr

Lindsay Lohan is Still Hot when Half Naked of the Day

I dont’ know what these freckled half naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan are from, but I know I am glad they happened, because Lindsay Lohan is probably one of my favorite, even 10 years after her relevance has faded into a huge pile of shit, because she’s still Lindsay Lohan, she still has great tits, she still has potential to bring shit back, and she still answers my emails and text messages once a year, reminding me that she hasn’t gone completely insane yet, you see cuz if she was answering me daily, we’d know she hit rock bottom…..She’s pretty much the best thing to come out of Disney and I’m totally into helping her revive her career by giving her vagina mouth-to-mouth….

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2012

09

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Smart Hair Move of the Day

Here’s some obnoxious fake British accent making some commentary on some pictures I am not allowed to post, complete with obnoxious jokes, unfounded assumptions, overall low quality coverage….but luckily, with the help of the mute button, I am capable of focusing on the core of what really matters here and that is that Lohan is going to win a fucking Oscar….all you idiots just keep trying to bring her down…laugh at her cuz you would rather do that than focus on your own shitty lives staying in on a Saturday night to watch her….while she’s not staying in to watch you…if you know what I mean…and that is that she’s a fucking superstar and I want to get her pregnant at least now I do as her cheeks swelling goes down and her shitty whore hair gets a little more normal….

This is my Leave Lohan alone post like I was that tranny Chris Cocker and she was Britney.

She’s only 25 motherfuckers. I don’t even remember being 25. I was a fucking mess and look at me now….running the internet in my own delusions….

Give her a fucking break. She’s hot. More importantly…she’s Lindsay fucking Lohan…

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2012

02

Mar

The Lohan Face Looks Like a Cartoon Character of the Day

Fuck LINDSAY LOHAN and the media blitz she’s getting for being on Saturday Night Live….also known as the most depressing show on TV….cuz it means you are sitting at home on a Saturday night…waiting for a depressing fucking sunday….well now they done gone made it worse…sadder….unless you’re like me and you love sad, depressing, horrible things so much you want to fuck it right in her bloated fucking pig face, cartoon character cheeks like you were Sam Ronson’s skinny jeaned dick……

Either way, this Lohan face looks like it’s got a mind of it’s own…a mind I wish was rimming my fucking ass.

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2012

01

Mar

Lindsay Lohan on the Today Show of the Day

I only hate Lindsay Lohan cuz she ignores me after celebrating a beautiful night in a hotel together…with other people cuz you have to understand for months she was texting me all the time….back in her crazy days….before she decided to get herself on track….even though by the looks of her she looks far crazier now….

So I sent her this message….

Because her face is hilarious….she didn’t answer me….

I can’t understand why she’s doing this shit to herself…cuz she’s hotter when not jacked up with injection of putty.

But even more hilarious is her interview on the Today show….I am amazed she’s only 25…..I still find her hot…I am ready for her Oscar….I just preferred her when she was addicted to drugs and made bad choices like hanging with me.

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2012

28

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Doing Anything for Attention of the DAy

Lindsay Lohan is so mean…and I say this because the last 3 years she’s ignored me…..but also because of this video showing that she’s just not a friendly girl…she’s spoiled, coddled, has a distorted reality and in turn is a fucking cunt….but I guess you would be too if you went from the Lohan everyone loved…and I do mean everyone….that pussy saw so much dick it become a lesbian like an ice cream shop worker unable to stomach ice cream…..but based on the pictures I saw from this….she looks sick, or not feeling her best…bloated. haggard, ready to die, but struggling through this week for her last hurrah on SNL…

The whole thing is unfortunate considering how great those tits are….I just hope no one actually bothers watching her SNL performance this week…because there are better things to do on Saturday Night at midnight…like fucking.


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2012

27

Feb

Lindsay Lohab Lookin’ Like Death of the Day

A girl on my facebook took this picture of Lindsay Lohan at Terry Richardson at some show that Terry Richardson was putting on where Lohan went to support cuz it was the “it” fashion thing to be seen at…and because she likes to pretend she is Terry Richardson’s muse as it makes her feel important…while Richardson likes to pretend she is too cuz people love looking at pics of Lohan half naked …..except me….because when I look at this face I see a 48 year old housewife trying to look young and not a hot little cokeslut looking to suck my dick….there’s nothing appealing in it to me…no fantasy….and I’ve met Lohan and still can’t even debate fapping to her……

This is only hot to the haters and the necrophiliacs hoping that this look is a direct reflection of her health….leading one to believe she’ll soon be a corpse…

But as a longtime Lohan fan and lover…I just get disppointed….knowing that such amazing tits are going to waste….with such a wasted face….especially when she looked like this and THIS in 2008….


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2012

15

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Flashing Her Ass for Love Magazine Outtakes of the Day

My claim to fame is that 2.5 years ago, Lindsay Lohan took a liking to me and followed me on Twitter, texted me non stop and even invited me to her hotel room to watch her dance in her pajamas to her unreleased album…She cried about Ronson….I hugged her and felt her amazing tits against my chest….and then she lost interest, changed her number, unfollowed me on twitter, disappeared, went through all her court dates….was unable to land a job and I like to think both are direcly corelated….

Terry Richardson’s claim to fame is that he was a NYC hipster photographer with a trust fund and a dream…immitating artist photographers….and re-inventing it for the mainstream….losing his touch of sleaze that made him worth paying attention to in the first place…but always retaining his celebrity friends…who people want to see pics of….it’s smart marketing…

Here are the outtakes from this LOVE MAGAZINE SHOOT ….and i’m digging them….cuz Lohan’s still hot…even if she’s photoshopped and actually is a wreck…since pictures are the only interraction I have with her now….

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2012

09

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Does New York of the Day

I don’t know why no one yells “How does it feel living with AIDS” to Lohan while attending an aids event for Fashion week…but people are too fucking star struck…they just see a celebrity, instantly think they are important, and start the suck up game…I’ve seen it many times…a bitch will shit talk a famous bitch until she sees the bitch then she starts screaming, asking for autographs, and the whole thing is just too fucking annoying to me…celebrity gossip is a lie….

The good news and the reason I am posting this nonsense is because some homie screams “Lindsay I have coke” or something like that…and it made me happy to see a bitch slandered, yelled obscenities at, even if they aren’t that obscene, because the public needs to revolt….

Here she is from another angle…


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