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2012

05

Jul

Lindsay Lohan is Rumored to Be Banging James Deen of the Day


There is a rumor going around that Lindsay Lohan is fucking some pornstar naked James Deen, and not because she’s playing Elizabeth Taylor and trying to really just compile and surround herself by 1950s hollywood impersonators, but because she’s a fucking pervert slut who likes getting her vagina filled by anything from Sam Ronson’s dick, to pornstar fists….

The inside scoop is that he’s not actually banging her, and that this is just one more for the pornstars are cleaner than club girl party sluts, cuz pornstars are a tight knit community who fuck each other and get tested, while party sluts are just herped up disasters….in a pornstars are too scared to get tainted by whatever bug Lohan is carrying, it could ruin there careers and fuckin’ her spoiled brat ass isn’t worth the risk…

To have genitals feared by pornstars is pretty legendary…


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2012

29

Jun

Lindsay Lohan is a Geisha Liz Taylor for Halloween in July of the Day

I have Lindsay Lohan’s phone number, or at least it was her phone number a few years ago, cuz she’s the one who texted me in one of her fits of crazy, that led to a great friendship that ended in her hotel room 3 years ago…

I still text it every couple of days, but rarely get a response….until yesterday where she or whoever it was pretending to be her, went nuts, saying they will call the police and that I am a stalker and shit….

To which I replied;

Good luck on the low grade made for TV movie that screams “I failed bro”….you were a superstar…..now you are nothing….go fuck your useless self with Sam Ronson’s dick…..

That is how romance happens…and it made me laugh, more than her posting this picture where she is playing Liz Taylor as Cleopatra that she felt was Japanese…She’s boring, but I still think she’s got great fake tits…and sometimes that is all that matters….

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2012

27

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Nipples in a Weird Photoshoot for Terry Richardsaon of the Day

I love Lohan.

Sure, she ignores me even though she once used to text me always and that’s ok…why would she bother texting me….I’m not Terry Richardson, or a film producer, or anyone who can help her, or that she can use for more than being a face to sit on all fucking day, or a body to stand next to to feel skinny, before realizing what she is doing to herself and that she can do so much better, helping her find her self esteem and leaving me broken and alone, even though I have no soul or emotions…..I would have stories of banging Lohan…and possibly a cold sore or two as battle wounds to prove it….

She’s fantastic. I like to tell her we are connected at the soul. I like to believe she’s making a comeback and will win an Oscar….but more importantly…I like staring at her amazing tits that are probably fake…cuz really they are her best performance….

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2012

18

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Half Naked and Hot in the L’Officiel Hommes 2012 Shoot of the Day

Lohan Lives!

Last week I had the scare of my life, while maybe not the scare of my life, but I got scared she had died in her hotel room like all the fucking idiot celebrity bitches who have drug problems that have died before her….You know all tormnted by the pressures of being rich and famous and rich and under 30 years old…you whining fucking cunt, sort it out and man the fuck up, even retire if you have to, you know cuz you alreay have more than that factory worker and upper management dude who wants to retire at 60 and go cross country in his fucking RV….

If you’re wondering why I got scared…it is that Lohan is the one thing left in the world that is still pure, wholesome, elegant and real…and I am talking about her tits…except for the real part….

She is all that is left of Hollywood, that matters…or that I actually care about….which isn’t saying much…since she is the only thing in Hollywood I’ve every really bothered to like…shitty movies, shitty people, shitty morals and values, but amazing Lohan….

Anyway, after death or death scares comes life…and this is her showing what she’s got for Purple Magazine….hot as fuck half naked for fashion.

Lohan is a keeper. I neeed to marry her and her freckled upper thighs….

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2012

15

Jun

RIP LINDSAY LOHAN IN ADVANCE of the DAy

I just read a story that Lohan was found unconscious in her hotel room and rushed to the hospital…and I am not happy about this….

Since the beginning of the site, I have been up on Lohan. She has been the single most important celebrity to me. After years of pretending to stalk her, teasing her, trying to seduce her, we became texting buddies for a few months, hung out once three years ago, and that was the end of that….at least on her end….

For the last three years, I have been on her ass, trying to win her back, trying to save her, cuz I truly believe she can be greatness…she just needs me to K-Fed her and keep her in line, but she wasn’t having it….and never answered….except for the above message last week after the car accident…

Well, I just found out she was found unconscious in her hotel room and rushed to the hospital…and I legitimately….felt sad.

If Lohan dies part of DrunkenStepfather dies….what a fucking waste of amazing….

I generally mock celebrity death….but I don’t mock Lohan….or her death…even if she doesn’t really respect life or her talent as much as she should….I get it, she’s a tormented soul…had a rough life…but it is so easy to fix…

I just hope she is ok…seriously….if not RIP IN ADVANCE motherfucker. :(

UPDATE -She’s OK. She’s on set working…Not dead yet and I still want to K-Fed her…

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2012

13

Jun

Broken Down Lindsay Lohan is Better than Ever of the Day

Lindsay Lohan may not be my friend and she may not be someone I’ve had sex with and she may not even be someone I’ll ever even see again, but I think she’s fucking talent, and I am not talking about just her tits, I’m talking across the fucking board and after watching her in action the last 9 years of doing the site and spending one night together in a hotel room with a gay dude, I can say, I love her fucking tits….and also think she can win an Academy Award if she just stops trying to kill herself…

These are some pics of her broken on set, if you’re like me and dream of nursing her back to health like this was MISERY, you’ll really like these pics….


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2012

06

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in a Vintage Bikini for some Short Film Called First Point of the Day

RICHARD PHILLIPS is some artist that got Lohan to pretend to be a surfer in some art project he did called First Point…and that she did cuz she’s got nothing else going on……

I guess in one of those things that makes us question what art really is….I mean not cuz Lohan brings up any real debates…but casting her in this and calling it art….makes me wonder how is gutter porn not considered art…but this Lohan in a vintage bikini is….if I was to get porn trash into vintage bikinis…would that be considered art…they whole concept of “art” annoys me…it is some bullshit pretentious intellectualizing nonsense… there is no original thought, just cuz you can paint doesn’t mean you’re a genius visionary, revolutionizing anything….fuck you…just make videos…stop the bullshiit you asshole….

You see, this is Lohan in a bikini…regardless of what con artist labels it….I label it perfection….when obviously it isn’t to anyone with taste or a fear of herpes…and that is what matters…art is in the eye of the beholder or some shit….

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Here is the trailer…maybe…I didn’t watch it…I care about content quality that much here…..Fuck Art. It is a lie.

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2012

05

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Titty Flash on Set of the Day



Lohan may not be a great actor, but she does have great implants, and when they are busting out of her shirt, transparent colored nipple, trying to be invisible, yet still visible, it is kinda hard to say she’s not a great actor, because this is all I need out of a performance from her….you know the rest of the movie with all the talking and storyline, just gets in the way of the important parts like her titty flash…..

Someone needs to animate gif….fine I’ll do it you slackers….but that’s just cuz I want to see Lohan’s acting at its best in some low grade bullshit movie that will surely slaughter the memory of Liz Taylor….you know in motion….like a fake tit on a damaged actor flipbook…

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I’m still a fan of Lohan and appreciate her struggles that aren’t real struggles, but more importantly, I’m ready for the comeback….the oscars.


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2012

04

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Elizabeth Taylor Preview Pic of the Day

This is a picture TMZ posted of Lohan as Liz Taylor for some made for TV, Hallmark Channel, bullshit movie no one will see, but that everyone is making a big deal about, cuz Lohan can’ act and more importantly cuz Liz Taylor is dead….but I don’t think this is some high budget shit…I’ve seen biopics of random people staring way worse than Lohan….who gives a fuck.

The only funny thing in all this is that Lohan is in Canada, but more importantly that’s she’s researching the breakout role hard…and here is the proof Lohan has been doing all the research she can for the role….you know by reading Liz Taylor’s twitter feed she likely didn’t even write….

That said, Lohan is amazing…


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