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2012

15

Jun

RIP LINDSAY LOHAN IN ADVANCE of the DAy

I just read a story that Lohan was found unconscious in her hotel room and rushed to the hospital…and I am not happy about this….

Since the beginning of the site, I have been up on Lohan. She has been the single most important celebrity to me. After years of pretending to stalk her, teasing her, trying to seduce her, we became texting buddies for a few months, hung out once three years ago, and that was the end of that….at least on her end….

For the last three years, I have been on her ass, trying to win her back, trying to save her, cuz I truly believe she can be greatness…she just needs me to K-Fed her and keep her in line, but she wasn’t having it….and never answered….except for the above message last week after the car accident…

Well, I just found out she was found unconscious in her hotel room and rushed to the hospital…and I legitimately….felt sad.

If Lohan dies part of DrunkenStepfather dies….what a fucking waste of amazing….

I generally mock celebrity death….but I don’t mock Lohan….or her death…even if she doesn’t really respect life or her talent as much as she should….I get it, she’s a tormented soul…had a rough life…but it is so easy to fix…

I just hope she is ok…seriously….if not RIP IN ADVANCE motherfucker. :(

UPDATE -She’s OK. She’s on set working…Not dead yet and I still want to K-Fed her…

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2012

13

Jun

Broken Down Lindsay Lohan is Better than Ever of the Day

Lindsay Lohan may not be my friend and she may not be someone I’ve had sex with and she may not even be someone I’ll ever even see again, but I think she’s fucking talent, and I am not talking about just her tits, I’m talking across the fucking board and after watching her in action the last 9 years of doing the site and spending one night together in a hotel room with a gay dude, I can say, I love her fucking tits….and also think she can win an Academy Award if she just stops trying to kill herself…

These are some pics of her broken on set, if you’re like me and dream of nursing her back to health like this was MISERY, you’ll really like these pics….


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2012

06

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in a Vintage Bikini for some Short Film Called First Point of the Day

RICHARD PHILLIPS is some artist that got Lohan to pretend to be a surfer in some art project he did called First Point…and that she did cuz she’s got nothing else going on……

I guess in one of those things that makes us question what art really is….I mean not cuz Lohan brings up any real debates…but casting her in this and calling it art….makes me wonder how is gutter porn not considered art…but this Lohan in a vintage bikini is….if I was to get porn trash into vintage bikinis…would that be considered art…they whole concept of “art” annoys me…it is some bullshit pretentious intellectualizing nonsense… there is no original thought, just cuz you can paint doesn’t mean you’re a genius visionary, revolutionizing anything….fuck you…just make videos…stop the bullshiit you asshole….

You see, this is Lohan in a bikini…regardless of what con artist labels it….I label it perfection….when obviously it isn’t to anyone with taste or a fear of herpes…and that is what matters…art is in the eye of the beholder or some shit….

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Here is the trailer…maybe…I didn’t watch it…I care about content quality that much here…..Fuck Art. It is a lie.

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2012

05

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Titty Flash on Set of the Day



Lohan may not be a great actor, but she does have great implants, and when they are busting out of her shirt, transparent colored nipple, trying to be invisible, yet still visible, it is kinda hard to say she’s not a great actor, because this is all I need out of a performance from her….you know the rest of the movie with all the talking and storyline, just gets in the way of the important parts like her titty flash…..

Someone needs to animate gif….fine I’ll do it you slackers….but that’s just cuz I want to see Lohan’s acting at its best in some low grade bullshit movie that will surely slaughter the memory of Liz Taylor….you know in motion….like a fake tit on a damaged actor flipbook…

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I’m still a fan of Lohan and appreciate her struggles that aren’t real struggles, but more importantly, I’m ready for the comeback….the oscars.


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2012

04

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Elizabeth Taylor Preview Pic of the Day

This is a picture TMZ posted of Lohan as Liz Taylor for some made for TV, Hallmark Channel, bullshit movie no one will see, but that everyone is making a big deal about, cuz Lohan can’ act and more importantly cuz Liz Taylor is dead….but I don’t think this is some high budget shit…I’ve seen biopics of random people staring way worse than Lohan….who gives a fuck.

The only funny thing in all this is that Lohan is in Canada, but more importantly that’s she’s researching the breakout role hard…and here is the proof Lohan has been doing all the research she can for the role….you know by reading Liz Taylor’s twitter feed she likely didn’t even write….

That said, Lohan is amazing…


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2012

04

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Elizabeth Taylor Preview Pic of the Day

This is a picture TMZ posted of Lohan as Liz Taylor for some made for TV, Hallmark Channel, bullshit movie no one will see, but that everyone is making a big deal about, cuz Lohan can’ act and more importantly cuz Liz Taylor is dead….but I don’t think this is some high budget shit…I’ve seen biopics of random people staring way worse than Lohan….who gives a fuck.

The only funny thing in all this is that Lohan is in Canada, but more importantly that’s she’s researching the breakout role hard…and here is the proof Lohan has been doing all the research she can for the role….you know by reading Liz Taylor’s twitter feed she likely didn’t even write….

That said, Lohan is amazing…


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2012

14

May

Lindsay Lohan See Through Big Titties in Bra of the Day

The best thing Lindsay Lohan did for her career was get amazing implants…seriously….they are the fucking best in natural tear drop….that people still argue are real…even though when she’s on a meth or anorexia kick…her tits stay the same size…something that any tit obsessed dude who fucks crack whores will tell you…just doesn’t make any fucking sense….

So seeing her in a see through shirt, even if I can only see bra, is amazing, if you don’t focus on her tormented ex addict nicotine stained fingers….unless you are like me and love that shit cuz it shows torment, anxiety, nervous behavior that usually is near the breaking point, or what I like to call the gateway to fun.

It’d be nice if Lohan was friendly with me…because there is so much I’d do to her….from playing with her breasts like I was Samantha Ronson….to winning her Academy Awards…even if I had to steal the shit from Eric Roberts….cuz she deserves it.

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2012

10

May

Lindsay Lohan Face of the Day

I like documenting and keeping track of Lindsay Lohan’s face because it seems to have of life of its own….

She’s been adding fillers and botox and doing all kinds of insecure chick things to herself and she’s not even 30 yet….

I get her vanity, especially in her gig and I realize that she abused the fuck out of herself over her short years, growing up before her time, so that her baby face and youthfulness turned into the face of a 40 year old pretty fucking fast…

But I like the natural demise of a bitch…I don’t like when science interferes and makes theme look like robot aliens from the future…unless science is shaving off some of their battered labia or fixing their shitty tits….

Either way, whatever is going on here with Lohan is hilarious…

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2012

04

May

Lindsay Lohan Face of the Day

Since Lohan’s face is morphing every day….I like to take snapshots of the weirder moments and send them to her over text.

She never answers….maybe she changed her number – or maybe she doesn’t find it as entertaining as I do…you know cuz usually when someone is injecting their face full of shit, ruining their loveliness, becoming what looks like a circus clown, they don’t like to admit it….or accept it…or take it to the cancer ward to humor little kids dying, RIP ADAM YAUCH…..They instead like to pretend it is beautiful and that they look good cuz they don’t have to look at it, in denial…and that’s okay too….as long as they bring the entertainment, I don’t care how they rationalize it….sure I’d prefer if her great tits were in the mix…but you can’t have everything…and in my case…I can’t have anything….that’s just how life worked itself out….

The rumor is she’s back with Ronson, the truth is she’s ignoring me, I’m a purist and appreciate all that is Lohan….I take the lows and the highs that come with her….and I anxiously await her Academy Award speech, shutting all you haters up….


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