I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Lindsay Lohan Category

2012

23

Aug

Lindsay Lohan is Still Amazing of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Hot Stuff

Lindsay Lohan Hot Stuff

Lindsay Lohan is wearing some see through outfit craziness and I like it…sure it is not quite enough battered, ravaged, damaged, destroyed, scared and scarred, atrophied, thick skinned, cold, dead, dry, freckled, labia for me….especially based on her certain low level, used to be famous, going broke stature…..but I like how she’s playing all coy with the camera, like she didn’t call them up to tip them off to pay attention to her cuz that’s the only way she can get attention…..you know trying to bottom feed the media…when all she really needs to do is act in a good fucking movie and not be a nutcase about everything in her life…even if being a nutcase gives me boners….baggage is erotic.


To See the Rest of the Pics of Lohan Looking Hot
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

21

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Not As Hot as the Girl She’s Next To of the Day

I don’t know when these Lindsay Lohan beach pictures were taken, but I do know that the girl standing next to Lohan is far hotter than Lohan, which is a bad strategy when trying to reposition your sex appeal as awesome tits everyone once wanted to titty fuck…..the red herpes ridden vagina we didn’t care was having an outbreak…

I also know that my life was better back when Lohan was blowing up my phone with text messages back in 2008….4 years is a long time without hot, crazy celebrity messages in my iPhone….

But I survived and you will too, just not too sure if Lohan will.

RIP Motherfucker, in advance.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

17

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s White Trash Back Fat and Side Boob While Smoking of the Day

Despite having made 2,000,000 dollars last year, 80 percent of which went to staff, expenses, lawyers and cocaine, Lindsay Lohan is some serious White Trash…with some straight from the trailer park family, despite living in big houses and wearing designer clothes….you know a criminal bred from criminals, who will breed more criminals, if she doesn’t die a premature annd horrible death you’d expect from her, cuz she’s all broke…and the tender age of 25….built like a fucking bus, with a face of a fucking trainwreck, but fuck, do I love her implants…they are so well done….it makes everything about her ok…


TO See the Rest of the Pics
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

13

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics of the Day

Even if Lindsay Lohan’s career is pretty uninteresting and her public image is raped harder than her childhood was, you know leading to the mess he’s in now….her tits alone will never make her insignificant….even if she falls off more than she already has…and even if she dies…those tits will matter…..unless she gets creamated…cuz that will make them hard to dig up…unless fake titties don’t burn….who cares….

Every move she makes is in efforts to advance her career. Recently, it was confirmed she’s banging pornstar James Deen, cuz he wants to go mainstream famous and doesn’t mind herpes…he’s a pornstar and deals with that every day…but more importantly, she likes big dick and knows sex tape producing days for biggest impact or return on investment are numbered….and people won’t be giving her a million dollars to fuck on camera much longer…hence why she’s been partnered up with him….

She was on the beach in a bikini and I loved it…cuz Lohan in a bikini…even if it is damaged and painful…as she falls apart….it will always be fantastic to me.


To See The Rest of the Pics of Lohan in her Bikini
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

07

Aug

Lindsay Lohan White One Piece, Hot Titties of the Day

Lindsay Lohan despite her falling off harder than Sam Ronson’s dick after watching Female Olympic Gymnastics….still has some of the best tits in the business…sure they are probably fake, but they hang so good and never shrink, even when the rest of her is a drug fueled, bruised up, corpse….you know a shell of what she was before she realized Disney and her own parents sold her the fuck out…you know before being forced to medicate hard just to live with the cruel world….

She’s in a bathing suit and I’m into it.


To See the Rest of the Pics
Follow The Link

To See Lindsay Lohan Spreads Her Legs In NEW Upskirt
Follow The Link

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

27

Jul

Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan Had a Sleepover of the Day

Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan were partying in a hotel room together and the real tragedy in all this is that the building wasn’t bombed. No terrorist plane flew into it….no crazed gunman peppered the place with bullets…it is always the innocent who get killed by the crazies, when really the people who actually deserve it just keep getting fucking paid….

I’ve been in a Lindsay Lohan hotel room party, probably 3 years ago, and it was basically an emotionally tormented Lohan ego show….crying and dancing and locking herself in a room doing drugs…while I drank her free booze….so I can just assume this was that multiplied by two…cuz even the pics they put out of the union were garbage..

Celebrity is all a fucking lie and these bitches are the worst…luckily they are both on the outs and this is the worst fake scandal for attention ever – no one cares if they eat each other out…they are both garbage and the public is too busy worrying about Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattison…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Lindsay Lohan

2012

11

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Panty Flash of the Day

I haven’t seen one of these in a long time, not a vagina in panties, but Lindsay Lohan’s vagina in panties, mainly becasue no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan, even though she wants us to, otherwise she would have left LA and taken her millions of dollars to live a quiet life in an amazing place at 25, but I guess that wouldn’t have been good enough for this spoiled brat, instead, she decided to stick around, burn through her money, take shitty roles in movies, hang with shitty people, make shitty underwear choices, in just one pile of fucking shit she deservers because she’s an evil, horrible, self absorbed cunt I’d like to get pregnant, or at least try to get herpes from, cuz she’s still Lindsay Lohan and that alone makes her lovely.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

05

Jul

Lindsay Lohan is Rumored to Be Banging James Deen of the Day


There is a rumor going around that Lindsay Lohan is fucking some pornstar naked James Deen, and not because she’s playing Elizabeth Taylor and trying to really just compile and surround herself by 1950s hollywood impersonators, but because she’s a fucking pervert slut who likes getting her vagina filled by anything from Sam Ronson’s dick, to pornstar fists….

The inside scoop is that he’s not actually banging her, and that this is just one more for the pornstars are cleaner than club girl party sluts, cuz pornstars are a tight knit community who fuck each other and get tested, while party sluts are just herped up disasters….in a pornstars are too scared to get tainted by whatever bug Lohan is carrying, it could ruin there careers and fuckin’ her spoiled brat ass isn’t worth the risk…

To have genitals feared by pornstars is pretty legendary…


TO SEE PICS OF HER LEAVING A PARTY WITH HIM
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

29

Jun

Lindsay Lohan is a Geisha Liz Taylor for Halloween in July of the Day

I have Lindsay Lohan’s phone number, or at least it was her phone number a few years ago, cuz she’s the one who texted me in one of her fits of crazy, that led to a great friendship that ended in her hotel room 3 years ago…

I still text it every couple of days, but rarely get a response….until yesterday where she or whoever it was pretending to be her, went nuts, saying they will call the police and that I am a stalker and shit….

To which I replied;

Good luck on the low grade made for TV movie that screams “I failed bro”….you were a superstar…..now you are nothing….go fuck your useless self with Sam Ronson’s dick…..

That is how romance happens…and it made me laugh, more than her posting this picture where she is playing Liz Taylor as Cleopatra that she felt was Japanese…She’s boring, but I still think she’s got great fake tits…and sometimes that is all that matters….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan