I think it is safe to say that Lohan is looking for something to attach herself to in terms of meaningful work, you know by linking up with people she considers to be genius artists or some shit, cuz why else would she agree to do this art fag, college student caliber smut, where she’s in a bikini…oh right…because she wants us to remember her while on house arrest…I’m digging it.

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I guess since the SAMANTHA RONSON ALLEGED NUDE PICS ….Lohan had to step her game up….

Here are her troubled for no reason other than her own insecurities cuz bitch had everything handed to her and could have maintained a great life with her great fake tits without becoming the embarrassing messs he is in a bikini…..

Here she is with a prescription bottle….

Here is her bikini – light colored nipple flash….trying to get noticed…trying to get attention…obviously….but she should go for the sex tape instead….

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I hung out with Lohan once. I didn’t get to see her tits. She had them pretty covered up but I can tell you this, but I did get to drink her booze in a hotel suite while she was locked in her bedroom…and that was pretty spectacular, but not as spectacular as her tits…

I’ve got my theories on how they are fake tear drop expensive implants, cuz no natural tit hangs with this level of fullness and perfection, especially when bitch was 90 pounds and still managed to rock her full c-cup, but I won’t let that take away from how great they are….I will just let them be a reminder how I coulda been friends with her, you know being carted around the world on her dime, but threw it all away when I realized mocking her was more fun…oh well.

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Lohan knows this celebrity game all too well.

Sure she fucked up a little and went off track when she let Samantha Ronson ruin her life for whatever manipulative reason Sam Ronson decided to ruin her life for…which I think was probably personal gain and validation as a useless ugly cunt…..

But she’ll be back…she’s Lindsay Lohan…and she knows if she wants the media to celebrate her, wearing light fabric while braless for the paparazzi is a good fucking start….

She has some of the greatest fake tits in Hollywood, and they need to be shown off.

I forever remain, a fan of Lindsay Lohan.

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Lohan may not have a career, it may be more dead than Bin Laden, but she’s got great tits…so if anything she’s still got value, even if that value is only the 8,000 dollars she spent on tear drop shaped implants back in the day, when she was just 18 and not 24 lookin’ 50.

I don’t know why every photoshoot of her involves her smoking, maybe it’s got something to do with that whole AA meetings at the local Dunkin Donuts, where motherfuckers smoke a pack each as talking about how great being a drunk was, or maybe she can’t handle not smoking as it is her last vice, or maybe people just think it looks cool, like bitch was Joe Camel, and who really cares, she’s grabbing tit and I like it.

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I don’t know what Lindsay Lohan did, but I think it’s safe to say it’s a fucking disaster. She looks like she’s been living in the fucking streets strung out on dirty semen and puddle water, or maybe that she got in a fight with one of those Florida grandmother’s, all plastic and doin’ the monster mash…Or maybe she’s trying to channel her inner sex doll, inner stripper, inner circus clown, inner wax statue doing her Madame Tussauds or some shit, and I find the whole thing highly erotic….only because I’ve experience Lohan first hand, and having her dance around her hotel room in high heels and pajama pants, to her album that was never released, crying because of Samantha Ronson while I drank free Vodka and ate her french fries as her friends railed lines of coke and tried to hire escorts, was probably one of the highlights of the last 5 years of my alcholism, but only cuz I forget pretty much all the other shit I get myself into….

Not that it matters…here’s Lohan…for old good times…

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A face in a sidewalk is still a face, making Lohan outside a club a pretty amazing face….one you know can lead to good fucking times…cuz when a bitch is face first in a sidewalk…I know I can do amazing things to her…

I’m not one to speculate, or make up stories about these people I’ve only met once after a two year text message friendship, but I am one to get drunk, make a fool of myself, sometimes risk the life of some or many, so I know that when a bitch is on the ground, on her knees, outside a club with a cigarette in hand, it usually has something to do with being real fucked up….drunk, high, medicated, just excited about life or the fact that the girl you are obsessed with cuz she controls you and helped you throw your life away while riding you to the top by feeding your heroin and making you look bad…..

I texted Sam Ronson the other day, I asked who her new girlfriend was and whether I could make her unofficial fansite for her, she ignored me. It hurt…and who really cares….cuz it’s Sam Ronson. A fucking nobody.

What it comes down to is this picture is the best picture ever. FOLLOW ME

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Lohan is such a fucking dyke…..and Dykes, even with fat tits and fake porn lips are fucking boring.

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I haven’t been following the Lindsay Lohan story at all..I just don’t care cuz I’ve replaced my soul mate from Lindsay Lohan to Amanda Seyfried after Lohan totally went weird and boring…seriously, any story that has to do with her fucking sucks, she’s an amazing set of tear drop implant titties gone horribly wrong, she’s had the potential to do sex tapes, hot movie roles, really exploit herself like her parents and everyone around her have been exploiting herself, but instead, she went to rehab, became obsessed with a really unattractive controlling chick, and now all she’s got going for her is her left breast in a tight dress in court…Sucks to be Lohan…but it what sucks more is that Lohan’s not suckin’ no more…

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Lindsay Lohan is far less entertaining than this Good Day LA reporter….Him losing his camera man is far more fun than Lindsay Lohan losing her appeal…..

I’m not gonna say she’s totally done, it’s just getting boring…but I’ll always watch the bitch and her fake tits no one cares that are fake anymore due to the diversion that is her life I call from addict, to lesbian, to rehab, to jail, to shut the fuck up…

At this point watching Samantha Ronson brainwash her and convince her they are meant to be as she uses Lohan as hard as her manly hands can until Lohan ceases to exist, is more fun and I only really hate Samantha Ronson for turning Lohan on me….other than that I’m sure she’s as nice as an opportunist can get…

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