I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Lindsay Lohan Category

2014

22

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Falls on Her Face of the Day

Lindsay Lohan fell.

It brought me great joy.

She’s been falling for the last 10 years, on the regular, if you were to google it you’d see her falling all over the place. Maybe her meds, drugs, drinking, starving herself make her dizzy, maybe she can’t handle the heels, I mean the one and only time I spent the night with her – she fell on her fucking face…but I didn’t see her drink, she just locked herself in the bedroom with her friend Juliette and railed enough cocaine to kill a small animal, but not enough cocaine to think that dancing to her music album in her heels and pajama pants was a bad idea….those were the days…2009…when I peaked..it’s been all downhill since…5 years of emptiness…but at least there’s still Lohan, living, alive, falling…amazing…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

03

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Gangbang of the Day

Here’s a little Lindsay Lohan getting double teamed – because that’s what she’s into. Sure it’s not as entertaining of the double penetration pics you know exist are her phone – probably staring that Fag Wilmer Valderamma and some other 70s show cock – because making your own porn is what it’s all about…

But it’s a good excuse to talk about Lindsay Lohan – because despite all her flaws and all her failures – and the fact that she’s falling out of fame, and that she’s been presented as a victim no one really feels sorry for – he’s still Lindsay Lohan…a ball of crazy, insane and in a tight dress with rocking’ fake tits…I’m into – maybe even in love with – due to the smells it probably radiates…the kind of girl who can smell her bacterial infection through her jeans when sitting at a table across from you…YUMMY DINNER TIME.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

26

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Tit in a Loose T-Shirt of the Day

I reach hard for the fetishes in this one, because the one girl I am not capable of ever being over, even when she’s over…and her body and face are over…and her career is over and any level of mystery, or class, or glamous is over…because until she dies…Lindsay Lohan is not over…and even when she’s dead…she will live on forever in our hearts and in shitty movies she’s been in…but I still believe that she will win an Oscar. Life is long…and less talented people win every year…

That said, here is her tit in a lose fitting shirt…I call this “New Fetish Friday”….

TO SEE HER IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

15

Sep

Lindsay Lohan in Wonderland of the Day

Lindsay Lohan crawled out the sewer of irrelevance that her crackhead face and body live in…to do an editorial fashion shoot for a magazine called Wonderland…and as it turns out, with the right amount of lighting, the right quality camera, the right level of photoshop where she’s really only 10 percent LOHAN and 90 percent retouched new computer generated Lohan…something Lohan should get used to because based on her hard battered face, she’ll be a hologram at the VMAs like she was TUPAC, in no time…thanks to premature death.

That said…

I still think she’s amazing, I would still have unprotected sex with her everyday, hoping to get her pregnant, even tough it is safe to assume she doesn’t get her period anymore, and I believe that if she doesn’t die soon, she will win an Oscar…it’s like the affirmations she tells herself every morning – she hasn’t peaked, in fact she hasn’t even started yet, all that pre-25 year old stuff was just practice for what she has planned for us…I am in love.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

03

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Selfie of the Day

The nice thing about the cameraphone and social media, is that even when the industry doesn’t give a fuck about you, you can always take a selfie and get your fans to click “LIKE”…it’s the kind of thing that keeps an low level, failed, actress no one wants to hire from killing herself. If this was an era pre-social media, it would be safe to say that Lohan would have been dead long ago, but instead her Twitter and Instagram keep her going, and keep her delusional, thinking there is another round for her…when clearly – every day that goes by, she’s further and further gone…

I still think she’s lovely, but only because she’s not fat, and still has her big implants..everything else about her is just crazy and horrible…but those tits…not a bad investment at all..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

29

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Red Lipstick on a Redhead Fetish of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s old face having red lipstick applied to her gutter mouth that has had so much contact with random genitals…is porn to at least one person, and that person happens to be me…

I am a huge Lohan fan, watching her fade into obscurity has brought me great joy, I am just waiting until she really hits rock bottom and I can find her on some street corner and nurture her back to average at best actor who could win the Oscar for her roll in anything that involves her struggling, because the Oscars are a fucking scam and celebrate talentless hacks yearly..and Lohan…is no hack…she is the real fucking deal…and I may or may not be in love.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

26

Aug

Lindsay Lohan for Wonderland of the Day

So Lindsay Lohan booked a cover of a magazine. Shocking. Someone thought to use her in their magazine to get their magazine noticed and she was honoured considering no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan…so she did it…win/win situation…and the whole thing lacks her doing something substantial, like picking her herpes scabs or playing connect the dot with her vagina freckles…I guess she’s not quite desperate enough. Bummer.

If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s her back in a sheer top…

If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s Barbara Palvin, who pretends to be 18 when she’s not pretending to be dating Beiber or black rappers or whatever it is she dates…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

21

Aug

Lindsay Lohan is a Stepmother of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this video of her playing with a bunch of kids, looking like she’s in her late 40s, all medicated after downing a bottle of booze and a pack of smokes, only to play with the kids that didn’t crawl out of her uterus, like the little dolls they look like in her distorted world…puppets she can groom and whore to the industry…

It turns out that her “family time”…involves an investment banker who she lives with, and his two kids, because she’s allowed to find happiness, everyone deserves happiness as long as it’s rich enough to support her habits…

I don’t find a girl being a mom, whether insane or capable or not, very hot…but it is sure as hell better that she fucks with other kids than have her own, not that her dried up uterus can have kids, it is probably hasn’t had a period since Herbie Fully loaded…

I just like celebrating other stepPARENTS…me an Lohan we are so the same…twinsies….motherfuckers…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

15

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Selfie of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this selfie where she’s in some weird bra like top, hopefully with more support than her recent bikini top, that showcased how the elasticity in her skin, due to malnourishment and a possible terminal illness or just heroin addiction, can barely support the weight of her implants, thanks to there being no fat left to hold them in place…just a distended stomach that Lohan is hiding because she doesn’t want pregnancy rumours circulating, even though anyone with a brain would assume that Lohan hasn’t had her period in a few years due to the whole dying thing…

The sick thing in all this is that I still think she’s hot…and I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan