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2014

01

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Side Tit of the Day

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan WORE A HORRIBLE ONE-PIECE BATHING SUIT THAT SHOWCASED HER IMPLANT HANGING OFF A THREAD OF SKIN OVER HER DISTENDED BELLY THAT WAS PROBABLY A STILL BIRTH ….

It was a disaster to some, but I found it so vile and disgusting and awful that it was erotic…so I celebrated it, and her, and the reality is, she’s been pretty fucking gross to look at the last 5 years…not much has changed…

Well today, I guess she wanted to redeem her shitty side tit pic, with one more calculated…you know so it looked a bit better than THIS ….and the whole thing made me wonder – why hasn’t she won an OSCAR for the performance art that is her life..

For a vapid, spoiled, privileged and entitled cunt…she’s doing it so bad…it must be strategic and a statement…

She’s fucking trolling us…she must be….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

31

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Sloppy Tit of the Day

We used to call girls like this Slim Fats. It was a play on the popular weightloss drink Slim Fast. We were so clever back then. Where did it all go wrong. You’d think those budding comedic geniuses would have gone onto create gold…but instead here I am….and now I just call girls like this sloppy bitches…

Lohan is unhealthy, she has a gunt and a belly, she looks like she’s either pregnant, or just malnourished, it happens when you’re a coked up boozehhound jacked up on prescription pills…half dead, but still alive…your implants hanging off your body from a thread of skin…because you no longer have any muscle mass, yet you are still a size zero..

This is up on some Ethiopian distended belly from a life of eating sand and flies and ebola…only far less depressing because she’s a rich, hollywood starlet who was so privileged, had so much access and opportunity, and now she’s just rich…I know..real fucking tragedy compared to dying AIDS babies..and I know..it’s possible there’s a dying or already dead AIDS baby in her uterus that hasn’t been queefed out yet…it happens with careless self destructive sex…but we’re not talking about that one..we’re talking about LOHAN.

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2014

28

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Titties of the Day

Lindsay Lohan brought her tits in some silky almost sheer top without bra to some event called – Weisses Fest 2014. Sounds like a Nazi Party…but what the fuck do I know…other than that Lohan looked better than ever – but that the other girls in attendance looked better than Lohan….

I am more a fan of Lohan, I believe in her making a comeback and winning an Oscar because the Oscars are fucking joke but I still think she’s a horrible fucking person…with no soul or respect or decency…but so many other people are shitty too…

I don’t really give a fuck about her tits anymore either, I mean she’s old…but I a into this picture of her riding her jet ski into the sunset she posted on instagram ….it is so poetic….like the closing frame of a Warner Bros cartoon of a motherfucker walking ingot he sunset…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2014

25

Jul

Lindsay Lohan May Be Taking a Pee of the Day

I could be wrong – but this instagram pic of Lindsay Lohan in what looks like panties…at night…standing in water…while her sister watches her in her dress…could be of her peeing.

I have been on spring break, I have seen drunk and medicated girls, I have witness them stripping down to take a fucking pee in the water and post to the internet thinking it is funny only to realize it isn’t..

I mean this picture is such bad quality, it looks like it was taken through a used condom, not that Lohan uses condoms…but no one in their right, sober mind, would post anything like this of themselves…but I’m glad this one did…

It’s so weird. It’s perfect.

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2014

23

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted a couple of selfies that no one really cares about…because she’s Lindsay Lohan…and doesn’t really matter..

She’s expired. You know once a great thing, then an interesting thing to watch crash and burn and fade into obscurity, only to make the occasional re-entry, each time with less star power than before…because the world is a fast moving place…

Sure sometimes, when the scandal is hot enough, the tits are exposed, the sex tape is released, or she dies, we’ll stop to look…

But to track her like this was 8 years ago and celebrity internet blogging was new and exciting, and Lohan was the focal point, is just not ever going to happen again…but I’ll keep on looking every once in a while – because I believe she can turn it around…and win an oscar…if she wasn’t such a horrible fucking person…

Not because I care her new boyfriend is named “Philip” and she was kissing him on a yacht…or because I ever liked any of her movies…but because…#tits.

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2014

19

Jul

Lindsay Lohan is On a Yacht of the Day

My friend did a post on LINDSAY LOHAN VS ELLE MACPHERSON ON DIFFERENT YACHTS, DIFFERENT AGE GROUPS, LUCKILY FOR ELLE MACPHERSON, DIFFERENT BIKINIS and it is the only news or post you have to read today…

Because Lindsay Lohan in a bikini, on a yacht, looking like she’s dying…is all I need to bring me great fucking joy..It is almost magical, in all it’s awkwardly bloated, half dead, fucked to shit glory…

I am a fan of whatever this is, mainly because it reminds me of homeless crackhead sex – but way more luxurious! Her sister looks pretty good too…


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2014

17

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Selife of the Day

Lindsay Lohan released this Lindsay Lohan Bikini Selfie on her Instagram because the paparazzi don’t fight to get pics of her anymore, so she figures she’ll just self promote the shit and get the same level of feedback and attention from her audience directly…

Even if that isn’t “real” celebrity, or fame, or relevance, she’s still Lindsay Lohan and she’s still worth looking at in a bikini…showing off her tits…

I think people from all walks of life can embrace these for what they are…a bikini selfie and not bother worrying about anything else…whether she’s Lindsay Lohan today and not Lindsay Lohan 5 years ago, when I would probably masturbate to this…she’s still tits bent over in a bikini posted to her account for attention…and I like that behavior always…

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2014

16

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is my kind of drug addicted Hollywood starlet. She just reminds us all that Hollywood is a pretty shitty place for a kid to grow up, or really for anyone to live. It’s one of those horribly unethical, pile of shit, money grubbing, soulless idiots who produce garbage fucking content but throw tons of money at it…so retard America buys into the whole shit…making idiots who don’t deserve to be rich…richer…

You know the kind of place that leaves Lohan on the floor, like she was a afterbirth, in the dumpster like she was a prom birth, in the toilet like she was a food poisoning shit…But she’s still Lindsay Lohan, a person I can assume is actually crazy, is actually a horrible and self involved wreck, because that’s how she was brought up…

The reality of it is, people shouldn’t feel sorry for her. She’s still rich, even if people have no interest in working with her, she still lives the good celebrity life…and she still hangs on yachts in bikinis, while her gut hangs over her bikini bottoms…

Do we care about Lohan, no. DO we wish the Lohan happened to everyone in Hollywood. Yes. Earthquake needs to happen sooner than later. I mean Hollywood is one of the many reasons why I know there is no god, because if there was a God…shit would not exist. They have too much power.


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2014

15

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Falling Video of the Day

I was looking for a video of Lindsay Lohan falling yesterday, I figure if there are paparazzi pics of the shit, there’d be some kind of video footage.

What I found was substantially better…..some robot weirdness that for some reason turns me on. I want to call in and have phone sex with this slut…

Coincidentally, I want that with Lohan too, and the night that I hung out with her, she also fell. I don’t know if she was drunk or just clumsy, it was more an unable to handle her shoes situation, that should have ended with me mounting her for the paparazzi…but like this video…I fail…

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