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2010

11

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Topless in Max of the Day

As irritating as Lohan and all her bullshit drug addiction drama is and as strategic as I think the whole thing is to revamp her image and get her back on track to win that Oscar and as uninterested in her career and “talent” as I am, I will always have a soft spot for Lohan. She’s been someone I’ve posted on since the beginning. She is someone I hung out with once and she’s got amazing tits.

So when I see her topless in Max, I feel like she can’t do anything wrong. I am sucked in and approve of whatever the fuck is going on cuz topless Lohan is all the world really needs and don’t forget it as you forget about her during her hard times cuz celebrities don’t deserve sympathy….and remain the tools who sold their souls for fame and fortune for us to get excited about when they hit rock bottom, cuz our lives are shittier than theirs and we’re bitter….except when mesmerized by Lohan did.

In the event you didn’t know. I am fucking drunk. In the even you didn’t know. These pictures are hot…like worthy of jerking off to hot and now we wait for her to make her real comeback…it may take a while people…maybe you should actually wait for it…but instead acknowledge when it comes as being something you expected…what the fuck am I talking about….I am confused by these pictures cuz I love them but can’t help but wonder how many guys named Max before this Max experienced her tits during her slutty non-lesbian years recovering from Wilmer’s fucking up young pussy while fucking young pussy hustle…not that we care.

Long live Lohan’s tits.

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2010

08

Nov

Lindsay Lohan in Pantyhouse for Old Times of the Day

Lohan was wearing pantyhose and if you’re like me and are down with pantyhose cuz it reminds you of watching your foster mom change in the 80s, then you’ll probably like this. There’s just something magical about the darker toned upper portion of a pantyho’ especially when the panty is on a ho, not that Lohan is actually a prostitute by choice, it’s more of a born and bred into being one by her opportunistic parents, cuz mortgages suck and when you have a handful of kids, losing one to the temptations of success at a young age fueled by ego and emotional emptiness of having no love in her life, knowing you were just a pawn in a grand scheme to give her family a better life, but too self absorbed to care about the greater good of what she did for them, like the ability for them to wear designer clothes…and live in a really big house and not have to actually work…

Either way, I think she’s out of rehab by now, I figure she’s still addicted to drugs, I still love her tit and I don’t know or care about when these pictures are from, I’m just gonna post them anyway.

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2010

27

Sep

Lohan’s Heroin Scandal Pictures of the Day


Here are some pictures that are supposed to be of Lindsay Lohan shooting heroin. I am not a detective and I can’t really tell if this is actually a picture of her, but it looks good enough for me, and really I am not all that surprised shit would go this route, because let’s face it, Heroin is a designer drug, I’ve known many people into it over the years, it’s pretty fucking expensive and that’s why rich people do it. I’ve had to drag people out of my shitty apartments after ODing on the shit and I know I’d never touch it, but I’m not shocked other people do, cuz apparently it’s better than an orgasm, and when you’re broken the fuck down, sometimes that’s all you need.

Now I just think that this whole Lohan thing is an act. She’s in Hollywood….the city of lies. It’s easy to book a fake judge and dress him like a judge. It’s easy to book a real courtroom. It’s easy to manipulate the media and everyone to go along with the rock bottom story, because I’ll tell you I know ppl with DUIs and they lost their licenses….they didn’t get put on SCRAM bracelets, serve time, or get released with an unsuspended license, only to get caught for violating parole and put back on a SCRAM bracelet…Shit stinks of bullshit…and I think it’s just a scheme to get her that Oscar….

Never believe anything you see…she’s probably just playing with someone’s diabetes meds or something…I call serious bullshit on this…

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2010

24

Sep

Lindsay Lohan is Back in Jail of the Day

So Lohan failed 2 drug tests while on probation, because she’s an addict, or what I like to call a broken soul who was exploited by her parents and eaten up and spat out by the Hollywood industry, giving her too much money and relevance before becoming a total joke everyone pointed and laughed at, proving yet again, that celebrity is not for the weak of heart, or more importantly, not for attention whore idiots who do the public route, while it is just as easy to to the Brittany Murphey route….addict no one even bothers with…

Now I don’t know if this is all an act, I think it is staged, a campaign to get her noticed and to help her win an Oscar, I am convinced this is all paid for by her people, to get her attention, make people feel for her, cry for her and that will help her make a comeback, but I am a conspiracy theorist and don’t think celebrities can really do time, but apparently Lohan’s back in Jail and I can only assume it is done on purpose because she fell in love there and wants to be back in her big hispanic prison wife’s arms…and who really gives a fuck…

Lohan is alright, but she’s a sociopath, self involved cunt. I spent a night with her a couple of years ago after she insisted and I couldn’t turn down the offer, cuz it involved free booze and being in Lohan’s hotel room. Everything she said was a fucking lie. She cried about Sam Ronson, she locked herself in her bedroom for an hour with her cunt friend, offered to send my site exclusives, she offered to buy me food, I drank a bottle of Grey Goose, she danced to her new album that never was released in high heels and pajama pants, her tits were as amazing in the tank top as you’d expect, we hugged it out before I left, she never fuckin’ pulled through on her end of the deal….changing her phone number, stopping following me on twitter, ignoring my facebook messages, getting Sam Ronson and and her gang of rejects to block me on twitter, so it’s nice to see her getting what she deserves…not that you care about this high school level of drama….

She’s in custody with no bail, I say lock her up and throw away the key, this is just the beginning of her using up State resources, unless of course she kills herself, which is an obvious option that I’d rather she hold out on, cuz I enjoy watching her tits in various states of distress and undress.

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2010

09

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Tits are Alright of the Day

I woke up to some gossip that I twittered about Lohan wanting to get pregnant to force her to sober up and escape the party life…

I know it is some kind of PR bullshit being fed to the media, but it made me laugh because that kind of logic is what so many crackheads I know used in their family planning, making for a lot of future pornstars, broken and destroyed by a horribly upbringing.

It’s up there with people having kids to get government money, cuz welfare has a program that pays you more depending on the number of kids you have, or the same logic Alba used, which was to save a failed relationship.

All pretty sick, self-serving, borderline insanity…but the good news is that she’s got hot tits…

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2010

07

Sep

Lohan’s Tit in Machete Shitty Quality Bootleg Styles of the Day



Some perverted friend of mine went to see Machete, and called me 4 times to tell me how you see Lohan’s amazing tit and some Alba strategic nudity, so I figured it was just a matter of time before some virgin loser with a lot of time on his hand and an iphone and a love for celebrity tit went to the movie a few times to capture the perfect split second you see nipple.

I have looked at these pictures, and I am still not sure what is going on in them….but apparently you can see Lohan’s tit with nipple and sometimes that is good enough for me…even if this is some bootleg style piracy where a motherfucker on his iphone needed this as a souvenir of her comeback by bringing it home to jerk off to…because you can’t jerk off in the theater….it’s illegal….at least that’s what my friend learned when he was caught in the backrow at “Stick It”

We all know Lohan has awesome tits, some of us know better than others. She is not afraid to hide the perfection and I’m not scared to look…unfortunately, this isn’t really good enough quality for me to be satisfied, I can’t jerk off to scrambled porn anymore and I’ll have to see the actual movie, which is buying into the bullshit I didn’t want to buy into, but tits, especially nice starlet tit, have that effect on me…

Point of this post…the world needs better pirates.

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2010

31

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Shitty Lesbian Style of the Day

Lesbians have a way of turning me off. Even bullshit lesbians who are just lesbians cuz they ran thru their dick supply at a young age and had limited options of where to take their pussy.

The deal lesbians is that they are either rape victims, child molested victims, or fat chicks who can’t get dick, so in turn go to women, cuz women are less judgemental, making them real fucking bitter…and willing to rip off and stomp on any cock they come across, no matter how big or how small it is, they equally discriminate. These are the lesbians behind the feminist movements, the knitting parties in the park, and pretty much embody everything unsexy about lesbianism

Then there are the hot lesbians, who have given up on cock cuz they are either too objectified by cock, they find cock too easy, or in Lohan’s case, they’ve had too much fucking cock and it hasn’t worked out for them….These are the lesbians who are only lesbians because they like masturbating cuz they find themselves really hot, they like getting their pussies eaten cuz it requires little work for their lazy asses, and they like sucking on tit, cuz it reminds them of sucking on their own tit….These lesbians although not real lesbians, but lebsians by choice are not hot cuz lesbian sex is anti-climatic, and because they are generally self-involved cunts….

So seeing Lohan, doing some lesbian bullshit, in no make-up but some trendy lesbian clothes, like the modern take on Lumberjack/construction worker fat lesbians have been rockin’ forever, and sexing it up just doesn’t do it for me, cuz I can smell the pussy juices on her face and hands from here, their whole lesbian cause irritates the fuck out of me…

Girls should only smell like pussy juice from group sex experience, or from their own pussy juices either during masturbation or sex….but not from relationships with other girls who look like Sam “Dog Killer” Ronson….

Lohan needs to go back to flashing cunt and fucking the cast of That 70s Show….

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2010

27

Aug

Lindsay Lohan is Back and Braless of the Day

Lohan’s full beautiful tits look like they are sad…I guess jail and rehab will do that to your soul. Her nipples are doing what happens to every full beautiful tit as it ages, has babies, or gets too fat for its own good…and that’s nipples aimin’ the ground.

I guess on a less important level, she’s still got her PR people pushing her on all of us, and at least they are going with the sheer top while all eyes are on her and she knows it…but like any useless celebrity, washed up and damaged, she’ll eventually disappear…at which point in time…the Ronson/Lohan sex tape will be released, because both those cunts will want to feel what they once felt, when everyone gave a fuck about them….

I shouldn’t be complaining, cuz nipples are nipples, and Lohan nipples although not better than other nipples, are still nipples I have fond memories of, thanks to that late night spent in her hotel room.

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2010

13

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Does Maxim of the Day

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Lohan’s publicist is probably one of the top in Hollywood, cuz this is Lohan and Lohan has a budget for the shit, despite what people say about her being broke, cuz royalties alone on the work she has done probably makes her a fucking killing and there is no need for her to ever work again. This is Lindsay Lohan, one of the biggest celebrities in the last decade, just not the busiest one when it comes to work…

So I know that everything she does is staged, set up, planned, coordinated, she’s a brand who probably doesn’t even own the rights to her own name anymore….

That’s why this whole Jail thing happened. Did anyone bother looking into whether the court was actually a court and not just a rented courtroom set up to look like an actual courtroom with actors and media outlets paid off to make the lie a reality….seems a lot more likely than going to jail and forced 3 month rehab treatment for a fucking DUI.

It’s all strategy to get her an Academy Award, and here is a recent part of that strategy with some Maxim pictures of her big fat lesbian that aren’t really lesbian titties that were taken right before all this went down, cuz when you are on your way to prison, you gotta make sure you do spreads in dying men’s magazines so that when you’re away, people will have somethingto talk about.

All this to say, she’s got amazing tits….

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