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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart the Lindsay Lohan Edition of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that getting your kid in the entertainment industry is really not a good place for them to be raised. Sure, it makes your greedy ass a lot of money taking you out of your miserable existence, but then when their celebrity and relevance fades, you have to deal with the aftermath of what you have done to your child, the good news is that if you’re a Lohan parent, you know you have 3 other ones who have been given the good life thanks to the oldest one you exploited and 3 out of 5 ain’t bad. If anything it’s worked out well for them….

So if you’re a parent who actually cares about your kid, when they start bugging you to go to auditions and dance classes, just bust out a picture from Mean Girls and this picture to show them how scary shit can be. The worst thing about all this is that Lohan isn’t even 25 and at the rate she’s going, it doesn’t look like her body will be able to survive to 30.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Lookin' Good Sweetheart




Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian Vagina Defined in a White Bikini of the Day

These are some older pictures of Lohan in a white bikini, probably around a month old and since I don’t read other sites, so they are new to me. I just got excited when I saw them because they demonstrate why I love white bikini bottoms so much.

There have been numerous times that I’ve been at the public pool and the mom’s and teens rock this shit and I wonder to myself whether they have any idea that I can pretty much see their entire pussy and can practically taste the shit.

So I figured it’s a good way to start the day, especially since no dick’s been in her in at least a year, a report I really don’t believe, but they just want us to believe because nothing in Hollywood is real, especially for the people hanging on as hard as they can.

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Vagina




Lindsay Lohan’s a Fuckin’ Wreck of the Day

This morning, I was wondering who the next celebrity to die before their time was, partially because I have nothing better to do, but also because I just made that up because it was the best intro I could think of, and I think the answer came to me in the form of these pictures.

Lohan’s clearly on a downward slope and based on her face, there is no way she’s not taking some kind of drugs, whether it is prescription or illegal, it’s definitely not agreeing with her body cuz bodies just aren’t meant to take the kind of abuse, especially when they aren’t eating, so like many hookers before her that were found facedown in a ditch, or back alley, or in their 20 dollar a night motel rooms not breathing thanks to livin’ the good life, it’s safe to say that if Lohan doesn’t turn things around, she may end up next up on the choppin block, which is too bad, cuz if you’re gonna throw it all away, you might as well do it when you are at the top of your game, so that you die a legend and not on the tail-end of your shit, so that you’re just another self-absorbed, spoiled casuality from Hollywood.

And I guess who really cares, it’s not like these people are our friends or families….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Drugs|Lindsay Lohan|Wreck




Lindsay Lohan and Her Lesbian Thigh Highs of the Day

More lesbian Lohan, only this time in thigh highs, she was my first post today, what’s with this sudden obsession with her, I mean it’s not like I haven’t spent the last 5 years documented her every fucking move, at least her every move when it comes to being half naked and worth wanting to fuck, pretty much 5 years where I haven’t been living my own fucking life or making my on fucking moves, or at least moves where I am half named and worth wanting to fuck, good thing I have pretty much no ambition, drive or energy to get off this shit stained, urine soaked couch….consider yourself lucky to have me to distract you from your boring life with useless thoughts from my boring life….

Pics Via INF

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan




Lindsay Lohan Lookin’ Tired of the Day

Lindsay Lohan has really lost her celebrity Flare. Here she is at Fashion Week hanging out with celebrity photographer Terry Richardson,holding on as hard as she can, and she definitely doesn’t look fresh faced and 23.

I know that when it comes to Lohan, it’s all been said before and I’m really not posting this to laugh at her or make jokes about her, I am not even doing it to point out the obvious, I just don’t really understand why she looks so fucking old, I’m talking like a haggard, drug addict who has fucked a solid 20 people more than what’s considerd normal in a given day in efforts to pay for more drugs that I know, when she’s got all the money she needs to live for the rest of her life.

I guess it all stems from the hard life she lived in the public eye, where she had no childhood, where she got paid millions for a month of work, where her mother fed her cocaine while trying to hold onto her youth after exploiting her daughter’s youth and we just don’t understand this poor little rich girl complex, cuz we all wish we were poor little rich girls. So like Michael Jackson she medicates, and like an asshole, I wait for her to hit rock bottom, where I come in as her new “manager” where I exploit her as much as I can to make a little more money than I do stealing 5 dollar bills out of my wife’s purse. But that won’t happen, she’ll be dead long before that, but we’re all allowed to dream…

Pics Via Cobrasnake

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Tired




Lindsay Lohan’s Voicemail Hacked a Year After the Fact of the Day

There was a time when I first started this site and thought it’d be fun to fuck with celebrities all the way from Canada without leaving the comfort of my disgusting smelling home that is hardly a home and more of a fuckin’ dump that homeless people wouldn’t sleep in. It was a time when they weren’t openly using the computer or really responsive to people they didn’t know, unlike today thanks to twitter and facebook….

I got bored and lazy. I loved stunts but I stopped trying to find celebrity emails and phone numbers to prank them cuz even when I did make progress I never got a big hit from it cuz no one really cared or believed me when I got through to a motherfucker. So it proved to be a waste of fucking time, like everything else I do, only it required more effort than everything else I do.

But some motherfucker didn’t…he went to the trouble of finding an old released screenshot of Lohan’s personal information, and hacked into her fuckin’ voicemail, her password was 1-2-3-4. He recorded the shit and put it on the internet and now I’m posting it here, because part of me respects his effort, the other part of me doesn’t care, but maybe you do….

Really, all this is going to do is make Lohan change her number, breaking our only link, breaking up our one-sided relationship, but it’s still a pretty big story, so I gotta post it….

The Crazy Motherfucker Who Broke This Story is AnimalNewYork – See what he’s saying about it

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Voicemail




Lindsay Lohan’s Lookin’ Hot When Shopping of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is in New York, probably for fashion week, you know, to feed her fashion addcition, and chronic spending habits, that I don’t really know why I know about, but know that being the first up on the newest designs or some shit is probably a big deal to her.

Sure, I don’t fully understand because if I had my choice I wouldn’t wear clothes out of the house, unfortunately everytime I try that, I get stopped before leaving my building by either a neighbor or janitor or whoever the fuck is hanging around cuz we are a compound of degenerate, jobless bums…..so the whole concept of spending money on clothes is insane to me to begin with and even when I was working a couple decades ago, before the whole alcoholism really took a hold of my life and dictated my future, I never fell for that levis crap back when they were only 50 dollars, so I don’t really grasp how anyone fall for the new scam and spend 1000 dollars on a pair of jeans, even if you’re a bored ex-starlet who gets a nice risidual check on DVD sales from the last movie she did 10 years ago and can afford it. Those gays over in Paris and their Jewish financiers are screwing you woman….and based on these pictures, I wouldn’t fuckin’ mind if I was…you know walk up all secretly from behind and slip it in, trust me you won’t feel a thing, and I probably won’t either, but at least it’ll be a story I can put on my tombstone.

Jesus “Bonertown” Martiez
1970 – 2080
“Here lies a soul officially died in 2000 when he got married to his fat wife, but was revived for a few hours after he surprise-sexed Lindsay Lohan in 2009, She didn’t know it happened, thanks to his small dick/her big vagina but he did and That’s All That Matters”

Enough of that stupidity, here are those hot pics of her…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Breasts|Legs|Lindsay Lohan




Lindsay Lohan’s Fat Lips of the Day

I like Lindsay Lohan….I really do and I don’t think I’ve ever done anything on the site to prove otherwise. I think that over the last 5 years of doing this, she’s looked pretty hot at least once, she’s brought me some entertainment at least once, she’s “accidentally” flashed her vagina at least once, she’s flashed tit at least once, she’s marketed herself as a sex addict which is something I admire and then she did the whole lesbian thing and over the course of that time, I managed to become best buddies with her, at least best buddies according to me, she doesn’t know I exist….

So when I say that she’s gone really fucking overboard with her lips, I mean it in the nicest way, as a friend would tell another friend that they got a bad haircut, because although fat lips create blowjob fantasies, even when lesbians have them, way too fat lips just bring up spousal abuse fantasies and as much as I love punching my wife in the face, it’s not something I really ever get away with.
Seriously, I’ve read that Lohans’ been having relationship issues with Ronson, not that I ever believed they were actually a couple, but asking the plastic surgeon to do build a swollen pussy on her mouth is no way to lure new pussy, but it is a good way to get the job you always wanted as the clown at the circus.

The good news is that these lip injections are offered at the local spa, and shit will eventually go back to normal, but there’s gotta be some serious self-esteem issues to make a girl do this in the first place, a real fuckin’ issues if they think it’s hot. I guess there’s just a whole lot of pressure on today’s generation, when all they really need to learn is that as long as they put out and aren’t fat, they’re good to go.

Pictures via INFphoto

Posted in:Fat Lips|Lindsay Lohan




Lindsay Lohan Makes Me Horny of the Day

I don’t know what’s up with Lohan, but she looks angry. Maybe Samantha Ronson’s sticking her dick in some other famous pussy now that she’s gone as far as she can go by riding Lohan’s name and becoming relevant, at least more relevant that her acoustic stage show she was hustlin’ before, or maybe it’s got nothing to do with Samantha Ronson and she’s just having a bad day, and really why do I fucking write about it like I care, when I totally don’t. If anything, I just like how Lohan constantly changes her look to give me different characters to include in my masturbation fantasies, whether it be ex stripper, or strung out stripper, or teen popstar, or whatever, her outfit changes do serve a purpose for me and that purpose is cumming.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Messy