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2013

09

Dec

Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram of the Day

Lindsay Lohan was in Miami and I didn’t see her…even if she was accused of being involved in beating up Barron Hilton and other silly scandals…including a few bikini pics…I should have been there to witness in person since I am in Miami but I guess she lost my number…

But at least I get to experience what she experienced in instagram…sure it’s not naked, sure it’s not even half naked, sure it’s not even hot and barely looks like Lohan, but as long as they say it’s her, and it’s on her instagram, it’s enough for me to feel like we were together…on more time…even when we weren’t’…I guess there’s always next time…ideally with more penetration, facials, full body massages…with happy beginnings and endings….

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2013

06

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Selfie of the Day

The bad thing about being in Miami is knowing that Lindsay Lohan is here, in her bikini, because I love Lindsay Lohan and all she has to offer the world…

But the other thing about Lindsay Lohan, in her bikini, barely showing off that bod as she’s suffocating her tits, with some dude I guess she’s fucking, let’s call him number 1478, because when it comes to Lohan’s vagina, shit is like a factory turnstile, just counting to see how many people have rolled through….I want to be 1479.

The last and most important bad thing about Lohan in her bikini, is not the smell, but rather seeing her on her phone, intentionally ignoring me, hiding from me, acting too cool for me and hurting my feelings…because all it would take is two minutes of her time to set up a little cuddle session for old times…

Lohan, we are in the same city, I feel your presence…the connected at the soul force is too much and it’s glorious…no wait..that’s just my hangover dripping down my leg…

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2013

04

Dec

Lohan Posts Nipples on Instagram of the Day


I have been deleted from Instagram a solid 4 times. THIS is my 5th account…I was never too sure why I got deleted, but I think it was a 50/50 split between trolling and leaving amazing commentary on people’s pictures…and posting screenshots from random pornographic things…

You see, the average person is not allowed to post nipples to Instagram, but as you know, Lohan is not average at all, she’s also good for business, because if Lohan was to leave Instagram, at least 1 weirdo would follow…so she’s been posting her nipples…I guess she’s looking for love..and or male attention…thanks to being robbed of her childhood. Seems reasonable to me.

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2013

22

Nov

Lindsay Lohan on Behind the Scenes of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s social media manager put up these pics of her…behind the scenes of some set…I don’t know what this is a behind the scenes of…maybe it’s her Oscar winning performance…maybe it’s a commercial to help pay her rent…maybe it’s a TV show or photoshoot she’s doing a cameo in because she has no shame and is trying to get back into some level of relevance because despite looking 40…she’s still in her 20s…and most people in their 20s I know are still in college and haven’t started shit yet…so with all the people she knows and the fact that she’s Lohan…I believe in her second wind…anything can happen…even LINGERIE FOR TWEENS

Lohan’s looking good…it’s just too bad she never calls me anymore…one of life’s great tragedies..

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2013

15

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Topless Instagram of the Day

I am all about Lindsay Lohan…sure she doesn’t talk to me anymore…but for 6 months of my life she did…and those 6 months…I am making into a movie…called “My 6 Months Texting Lindsay Lohan Before Meeting in her Hotel and Never Talking Again”…6 months that made no sense because some of the most depraved shit I wrote on the site was about her…my angle was get a restraining order…I need the press…which never happened…

She’s just a fucking talent, even if she hasn’t had her academy award winning role yet, and even if she was just thrown into the business by a horrible stage mom who stole her childhood, I mean, she’s still Lindsay Fucking Lohan….and she’s hitting social media up again..like this was a few years ago…and she’s doing it in ways that remind me that she knows how to show the low level fame whores in their bikini pics…why she’s the fucking famous one and they are just instagram famous…I am all about this shit yo…toplessness all strategic…cuz unlike the rest of the world…I don’t forget the things I once loved….or at least pretended to love on the internet..

I am a fan…keep up the good work….she’s a babe.

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2013

11

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Panty Selfie of the Day

Dreams do come true…One door opens…another one opens…and by door I mean vagina…

This picture…of Lohan doing the low hanging fruit…bottom feeding selfie…tells me she’s in this to win it…and she’s going to win it back from all those amateur instagram fame whores with more followers that her by doing their same hustle…because she’s a professional…

I am her number 1 fan…I am so glad Lohan in panties happened…

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2013

07

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Selfies Are My Porn of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is a delicate flower sent from heaven to grace the world with her talent and grace…she is the closes thing to “Old Hollywood” Glamour we have in this world of gutter, prostitute fame whores…but the good part of “Old Hollywood” Glamour , overdoses, unpaid hotel bills, sex scandals and illegitimate babies left on the bathroom floor of high end restaurants while wearing Chanel…

I believe she will make a comeback and that one day the selfie she takes will be more an award winning cinematographer giving her the venue she needs to shine bright like the raped and pillaged diamond she is…

You know polish this babe off and pump some life into her like she’s pumping up her lips..

It is time for the revival…#TeamLohan for Life.

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2013

05

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Face of the Day

Lindsay Lohan has been slowly turning herself into a muppet…because I guess when you’ve been raped of your childhood…you sometimes need to Michael Jackson yourself and turn your life into a creepy fucking playground to try to fill that void…and for some reason I like it…because it represents all that is broken in her…not to mention gives her something we can laugh at to help make her more and more insecure about herself…cyberbullying in a way that will one day lead her into an abusive yet loving relationship with me…because despite her face fillers…I think she’s perfect and I want to marry her…at least once…sexually…while not in a herpes outbreak..

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2013

04

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Dressed Like a Used Tampon of the Day

Halloween may be over and that’s ok…because Lindsay Lohan will always be a used tampon to me…not just on one day of the year…but everyday of the year…making these pics of her relevant til the end of fucking time…

Now you may be asking yourself what makes someone a used tampon, does it mean they are trash, done, expired and of no use…no it means that it will take some fucking weirdo to dig her out of the trash and re-purpose her like an old pick-up truck, to give her that shine she once had…and I want to be that guy…

Because some people, people like me, love USED TAMPONS (NSFW)

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2013

17

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Hard Nipple for Instagram of the Day

Lindsay Lohan used to be the most random friend I ever had…she’d text me everyday and every night for over 6 months, until one day we finally met, she did some crackhead shit, and more importantly, I didn’t try to play with her amazing tits, and I never heard from her again, but more importantly, I never forgave myself for not playing with her amazing tits…and like you, I’m forced to stare at them on instagram pics she posted, rather than hate them as I tend to the herpes I caught from her, that seemed like a good idea at the time, because it was fucking Lohan at her prime, before fully falling off, a girl you’d all want to get herpes from, until she’s long out of the picture, but the herpes aren’t..them shits for life…yo…

So whenever I see her, I remember what was, appreciate what is, but cry on the inside, for never having touched such luxurious and amazing breasts…it’s not the first time I’ve failed as a man, but it’s up there as the worst time I’ve failed as a man….

I am still a Lohan Fan….and I am waiting for her to win that Oscar…

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2013

09

Oct

The Lohans Riding Citi Bikes of the Day

I don’t know why, but seeing the Lohans…in all their cocaine fuelled glory…trying to look normal in this obvious paparazzi photo opp that you know they tipped the paparazzi off on…so that these would exist and that their broken down family would look like they’ve overcome all their demons and now are just doing normal person things….like what they should have done when Lohan was a kid, rather than whore her out to the industry for money…because it’s never too late to find your childhood…

The whole thing is just bullshit staged PR, and I think that’s what makes it better, because you know they are all still getting wasted…and they are all still broken down people…but when on bikes, in pics…smiling…and acting…they look like the nuclear family…from the 50s…before the nuclear meltdown….

I am into it…but in my defence maybe I just want to sniff her bike seat.

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2013

18

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Fat Thighs in Leggings of the Day

This just in…Lohan’s thigh in leggings is looking kinda fat..because either she’s got coke bloat like she was Chris Farley…or so many fat coke heads before her…or maybe the medication she’s on has some fat chick side effects….or maybe just maybe she’s sober and taking up eating again…but I don’t care…I would still link every square inch of her, and this weight gain just means there’s more lohan to lick…I mean I’m so into this girl, I’d do it during a herpes outbreak while she’s on her period…I’m a fan….which is probably gross to some of you, but sounds a lot like heaven to me…

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2013

05

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Big Tits in a Crown for Fashion Week of the Day

Lindsay Lohan even though her face tells a different story…and she’s at fashion week at some event wearing a crown, because she’s the queen of her own life, now that she’s been pumped full of bullshit therapy we all know she doesn’t listen to because she’s too far gone to really ever recover….and her face is too far gone to ever really look her age again…but the good news is when she dressed in a dress like this…her face just doesn’t matter…but rather them big fake titties do…

The sick thing in all this is that I think she’s the hottest bitch around…and I’ve seen the Canyons, a movie I hoped she got ploughed down in, because it was so bad, even with the nudity, you’d leave it hating her…but for some reason, I reason I call nostalgia and no standards…I think she’s fucking perfect…

I like to believe that one day she will win an Oscar, but hope things fail for her and she ends up sitting on my face…cuz that’s one disgusting piece of flesh I am willing to taste…

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2013

19

Aug

The Lindsay Lohan vs. Oprah Interview Preview of the Day

You may hate Oprah, because you are a racist and you don’t feel like black people should succeed, especially not at her Oprah level…or maybe you just hate her for being an opportunist cunt who has convinced the world she is trying to save people, or really get to the bottom of the issues, when really she’s just exploiting down on their luck motherfuckers for their own personal gain, like this Lindsay Lohan they are pushing hard…because everyone cares about Lohan, since we’re all brain washed and the real issues of the world just don’t matter, whereas Lohan’s drinking and self destruction does…

The highlight of this video is when Oprah tells Lohan that she’s extremely talented, unlike all the other actors, even though acting doesn’t require talent…or more importantly, when Lohan goes off about how she has a gift to give the world, through shitty movies like The Canyons, that I actually watched and hoped for a drug overdose the entire fucking time.

I mean sitting and watching two delusional cunts talking about how they’ve changed and how much better they are now or that there is a higher purpose for them…is a whole lot of fucking crazy…

But I will say this, I love Lohan even though she’s turned her back on our love, I love her tits, even though they aren’t real, I love that her skin and face is back..and I am ready for her to win an Oscar in the comeback story doesn’t matter…while Oprah remains porn to me, ever since she was the only thing on TV one afternoon and I figured, I’ll give ‘er a go to this thing…..

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TO SEE HER TITS IN THE CANYONS (GOOD TITS/WORST MOVIE EVER) CLICK HERE

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2013

16

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is back…and she’s taken to the internet to post a few selfies…selfies that are unlike the selfies I am usually a fan of…because they don’t involve her poppin her booty out, or touching her toes, or topless, even though at this stage of her career, they probably should. It would do some good for her…and for me so that I could masturbate to her…like it was 2004 and we were dating in my mind…while she was busy cheating on me with everyone in LA with or without herpes …slowly destroying everything about her…from her body to her soul…I’m just bummed she doesn’t look 45….

Lindsay Lohan, I still remember….Never forget…Send Nudes.

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