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2014

03

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Battered Legs of the DAy

Everything Lindsay Lohan does is porn to me…

I used to do something called the Lindsay Lohan Deathwatch…back when she wasn’t eating, doing tons of drugs, before she went to rehab…and miraculously maintained her tits (because they are fake)…

The funny thing is that she looked better than than she does now….

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The funnier thing is that she still hasn’t died…

That said, I always like to think that weak, broken, dying, unhealthy girls are erotic.

I am not blind and realize it is disgusting…but it is the reason I have sex with homeless girls.

Sure they smell like death, and the rotting flesh from the drugs and lack of hygiene…isn’t awesome, even if our circles call it the Gangrene Zombie Pussy…it’s not a hit TV show…but they rarely say no.

They are just too fucking tired….to run…

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2014

02

Jul

How About a Little Lohan Nipple for Old Times of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is walking around in some light fabric dress with no bra, because that’s the whole point of breast implants, but more importantly, this isn’t her first rodeo, she’s been in the game since she was a kid, she knows exactly what steps to take and not to take to get in with the media…I mean she’s fucked up a few times along the way…because she’s a self absorbed brat with “addiction issues”…which is code for brat…who decided to self destruct as some kind of tantrum because she couldn’t deal with life because she is a brat.

If you know what I mean….and that is that she’s a brat…who had it all, still has a hell of a lot, and self destructed…

But at least her nipple has lived through the war she’s been having with herself…she didn’t cut that fuck off….yet.

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2014

03

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Jogging cuz She’s a Fitness Icon of the Day

Lindsay Lohan may be an unstable crackhead, addicted to countless pills as well as illegal drugs and alcohol…you know a walking disaster who I’ve been with at least once after she locked herself in her hotel room with her friend to “do party tricks”…before coming out and doing a dance show…

She’s a broken girl and I just don’t think she has it in her spoiled brat soul…to ever grow the fuck up, realize what she has, and focus on doing good things, producing good product, or whatever other opportunity that comes to an under 30 who looked 60 with her level of fame…

But throughout all the hard times, the emaciated half dead to the chubbier faced filled better years…she’s always been one thing to me…a fitness guru…

So seeing her post her fitness on her instagram, is just as insane as she is….and for some reason it is a fitness program I would sign up to…because I am sure it’s like a fucking horrible circus.

I am into whatever the fuck this is.

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2014

22

May

Lindsay Lohan Drunk in Cannes of the Day

You want to know what I like…Lindsay Lohan…especially when she’s medicated, has fallen off the rails, and starts to deliver or produce good content in some kind of manic episode…it entertains me…

I am not the kind of guy who likes to blame parents for the way their 40 year old looking daughter turned out, she’s an adult, still rich, living the good life…and most importantly still Lindsay Lohan…

I am just the kind of guy who likes to watch the empire collapse…because I’ve met her at least once, I’ve talked to her at least once, I know what the media says about her is partial lies, but more importantly, I know she’s crazy and unstable as fuck…and if you’re not dating it, it’s great to watch, especially when it gets violent…

I am into her Cannes pics, it’s just a bummer knowing these could be her last Cannes trip before one manic episode destroys her…because I think I may be in love with her…10 years later.

And video…

It’s nice to see her having a good time falling through the cracks, one step closer to death…

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2014

12

May

Lindsay Lohan’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Lindsay Lohan flashed her panties, which isn’t really a scandal or worth talking about, but more of a science experiment, in trying to understand why said panties didn’t dissolve from the acidity of her dirty fucking box she’s got them rubbing up against…

You know, the real thing that makes me laugh in this pic is her face she’s fucking destroyed, like it was her career, or even like it was her soul…

She’s damaged goods, has a shitty attitude, shits on people willing to help her, is just fucking bratty crazy bitch, and her constant failure, is deserved…

There comes an age where you can take ownership on your life, and Lohan chose Botox instead of getting focused and putting in work…

The sick thing in all this is that I’d still wear these panties like gas mask, so I could sniff whatever mess happened in them, a mess you can assume is on par with the girl wearing them…now all I’m craving is is 2 week old sea food platter…just to sniff…

Shitty panty flash for someone who needs to have better panty flashes to matter because panty flashes are probably her best work…boring.

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2014

09

May

The Highlight of the Lindsay Lohan Deflated Pics – Her Labia of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s labia is the kind of Labia that makes her deflated tits seem ok. Even though it looks deflated too. I guess that’s what happens when your spirits are down…

It’s the kind of labia I would write love songs to, at least for old time’s sake, because I feel sad for it…so I would but only do it from afar, because if you got too close, it may try to eat you up and destroy you from the inside, with an ebola like virus that may or may not be herpes…not that I even fear herpes, I just fear Lohan’s herpes, herpes I once wanted to have drip off my face, but now it’s just herpes I think should be contained to a pair of panties or a diaper while strapped to a bed in an insane asylum..

It’s a sad storyline, in theory, but in reality, bitch did it to herself, even if her parents destroyed her, because she’s an adult…I mean look at her vagina, it looks 73, and I don’t fall for the bad parent angle…and here’s her freckled back for instagram…

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2014

08

May

Lindsay Lohan’s Deflated Tits of the Day

I’ve been a fan of Lindsay Lohan’s tits for a long time. They have carried both her and me through some dark times…not that actually care that much about tits…but through it all, even her anorexia and drug use, when she was a walking skeleton, she still carried her solid fucking tear drop shaped implants like a fucking star…implants that I guess got popped along with her spirits now that she’s forced to do reality TV that is less successful than Jersey Shore, when girl is a big actor, with so much potential, who just got eaten up and spat out…which would be sad, if she had a soul, sincerity or compassion in anything she does, but rather she’s just a miserable human being, who will die a premature death, like her tits, and who will never achieve the level of greatness she probably could have before her psychosis got int he fucking way…

I would say it was too bad, but this girl has zero empathy for anyone…I guess the saddest thing is that now, without her tits, she’s really got zero purpose or value to me…

She can keep crying for attention, and having train wrecks, but sometimes horrible people deserve that…

I don’t care if her mom and dad made her this way, she’s a grown up and can take charge of herself. I have no respect for victims…especially when they don’t have nice tits anymore.

Maybe this anger just stems from me mourning what was…The good news is that there are so many more Lindsay Lohan replacements now…she’s obsolete. The Atari or VHS player of childstars…


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2014

31

Mar

Lohan for Terry Richardson of the Day

Lindsay Lohan and Terry Richardson are friends, I mean that is if people in Hollywood actually have friends, which I doubt, since they are surrounded by a bunch of using assholes who just make money off of them, including their own parents, at least in Lohan’s case…but you know superficial friends, to superficial people, are just as good as any kind of friends….everyone lets you down in the end, like these pics Terry took of Lohan, the delicate angel filled with face fillers and BOTOX…that are so fucking tame, don’t exploit her awesome implants we’ve all seen in movies and in Playboy, in what makes me wonder why they even hung out together in the first place…maybe to remind us all things just aren’t what they were and a new regime is about to take over…at least that’s how I interpret this, but maybe I’m just looking into things a little too much…but boring pics do that to me.

This is some tired, rehab, or AA meeting in a church basement shit…not fun at all…WHERE’S THE FUCKING SMUT….

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2014

07

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Golden Shower on Jimmy Fallon of the Day

Lindsay Lohan apparently simulated sex with Sam Ronson, a gusher, thanks to her big penis sized clit, on Jimmy Fallon..

I couldn’t really watch the video, because I have better things to do than look at the beacon of Hope that is Lohan humiliate herself for some overrated variety show host I can’t stand watching, even though the rest of the world thinks he is sent from relevant comedy heaven…

But I did see the screenshots, and from what I saw, Lohan plays a good golden showered, rebuilt face, broken down actress…it’s like she’s done it before…this is up on some Oscar winning shit..

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