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2018

25

Apr

Liz Hurley Doing Some Fetish Shit with Her Son of the Day

Liz Hurley Bondage in Handcuffs and Panties

Liz Hurley is dressed in some fetish gear, some baby doll french maid lingerie, while hugging her son, who thinks all is good when his 50 year old mom is dressed like she’s about to hop onto some porno set for her gangbang scene….because he’s likely seen some shit throughout her career as a half naked rich guy fucking model mom….

I find it weird, but then I remember all these people are narcissists, and I remember a time when my friend had a hooker / stripper mom who would turn tricks and I’d go over to his house to Play videogames or whatever, and she’d be in the other room fucking dudes…walking around in lingerie…and despite thinking it was ghetto as fuck, I thought it was amazing….then he told me that she used to make him bang her, he was about 16 or 17 at the time…and I thought it was weird obviously…but she thought it was like having a male version of herself in her…I think he went on to being a sex offender or something…but we lost touch…

The point of the story is that there are moms out there who want to breast feed their kids, bang their kids, because their kids are a version of them…and their pervert half naked asses like that…

It’s weird..but rich people are as weird as gutter poor people…and this outfit choice – weird…

Liz Hurley Bondage in Handcuffs with her Son and Joan Collins

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2017

15

Nov

Liz Hurley Posts Her Nipples to Social Media of the Day

Liz Hurley Posts Her Nipples to Social Media

If there’s one thing I know about Liz Hurley, besides her being a hot bodied old lady who was once in Austin Powers….a movie I tend to forget exists…thankfully…It’s that she’s a money grubber, cock rider, wallet fucking, model who mooched off men to get wherever it is she got…because TITS don’t get you there alone..they take strategy…as all women have tits…and that strategy is “Kick back, close your eyes and let thing happen, so that you can turn around and ask for handouts, movie roles, etc”…

And now she’s sneaking her nipples onto her social media….look close it’s there.

From riding Hugh Grant’s dick until he rode dick to Hollywood, he’s a tranny fucker like Ryan Seacrest you know, to babies with billionaires, to still looking good because it’s all she knows…to nipples on social media…she’s so current…with her attention seeking famewhoring…it’s great.

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2017

24

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Porn of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Porn

Elizabeth Hurley is in a bikini….

She’s really fucking old…and is far too old to be wearing a bikini according to the general accepted law of bikini wearing….because there is a fucking cut off to these things. If you have kids or if you are 35 or older…wear the fucking snowsuit to the beac…I don’t care how comfortable you are, because these women get more confidence as they get older, when they should have more confidence when they are young…and this arrogance…like money gold digging sugar baby rich guy fucker Liz Hurley’s got…leads to bikinis….

I guess it’s not that bad, she’s got a bikini company to promote, I get it…

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2017

27

Sep

Liz Hurley Sprawled Out of the Day

Liz Hurley sprawled out

Liz Hurley calls this picture “roofied”….

I know her caption was “school’s out”, but I am clever enough to understand her reference, simile, metaphor, I didn’t go to college and don’t know anything about the english language, but school’s out to me, when seeing a girl all done up, eyes half shut despite all her face injections, tits out, and skirt hiked up while on a chesterfield…which is a couch to fancy people…I know…she’s saying “I’m blasted, so far gone, in the teacher’s office trying to get an A, or at a frat Keg party ready to take the team”….

Because if there’s one thing I know about Liz Hurley, besides her being a hot bodied old lady who was once in Austin Powers….a movie I tend to forget exists…thankfully…It’s that she’s a money grubber, cock rider, wallet fucking, model who mooched off men to get wherever it is she got…because TITS don’t get you there alone..they take strategy…as all women have tits…and that strategy is “Kick back, close your eyes and let thing happen, so that you can turn around and ask for handouts, movie roles, etc”…

That’s about all I have to say about that….

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2017

12

Sep

Liz Hurley Doesn’t Stop the Bikini of the Day

Liz Hurley is a pretty thisty attention seeking older lady – who like Pam Anderson probably really puts a lot of importance on her looks and doesn’t like to be reminded of how old and haggard she is – by being exposed to younger prettier girls – unless those girls can be sacrificed and their virgin (as if anyone is a virgin) blood drank in efforts to find a new aging remedy….you know this botox face injection shit can only go so far…eventually it will require some artist or 3D Animator used to making claymation to build them out….

Sugar babies of the 90s, turned people of their own, moms and money grubbing, bikini empires, and now bikini selfies…for social media because the body is there, hell she’d die before being fat sloppy pig…it just won’t happen..Liz Hurley won’t let it….

More women should be this vapid, vain and disciplined.

Liz Hurley in a frilly pink bikini

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2017

04

Sep

Liz Hurley Topless on Instagram of the Day

I once said that Liz Hurley has been a wallet fucking opportunist since before she had a career, which is partially why she has a career.

She stuck with homosexual Hugh Grant for a decade of his career, as he became a heart throb in America and she took down numbers of all the people he met along the way…so that when the right time hit…she could escort them…get them to invest in her bikini line…and even act in movies on her own…proving acting is pretty easy…before Hugh was caught with a Tranny and her Uterus was filled with rich guy sperm…

I meant it…

These are some pics from her social media that are slutty enough – considering…she’s old as fuck….

Here’s a video

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2017

24

Aug

Liz Hurley Bikini Pic of the Day

To stay true to the old ladies in bikini theme of the last post, here’s Elizabeth Hurley, the original sugar daddy opportunist who rode Hugh Grant for a decade as he rose to fame, allowing her to model and act and share her pretty great body to the world…before getting knocked up by various rich guys…

Well, she still looks good, if you’re into old ladies still acting like bikini models, she’s still doing it, if you’re into old ladies trying to sell other old ladies bikinis…which obviously…you are…since it gets her in a bikini….

Weird times, but doesn’t it make you wish instagram was around 25 years ago so that you’d have all these hot nudes and half nudes of your granny…the one you used to bathe with…you know to jerk off to? RIGHT…

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2017

10

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley is posing hard at 100 fucking years old to remind us all that not all 100 fucking year old women are worth fucking sometimes, partially because they can’t get pregnant, and pregnancy scares are terrible if you’re not a deadbeat dad who has no interest in stepping up in her stupid decision to have the damn baby…

That said….from sugar baby to actress to old lady with great tits in a bikini posing….she’s done good…

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2013

29

Jul

Liz Hurley Slutting Out for King George Day of the Day


Woah…King George Day is getting hot and bothered when Liz Hurley participates in it…even at 50 years old and all menopausal and shit she still has it in her to get manhandled by dudes with expensive watches…in front of everyone…to add some kind of spice to her life…because I guess her vagina hasn’t completely dried up yet, and even if it did, she could use lube to trick a motherfucker into thinking it’s still functional…I mean with a body like that, dry sex would still be fun, and in my defense Dry Sex is all I know, because I have this skill I call making even the most lubricated bitch dry…Some dudes make girls get their period…all fertile and hormonal, I make girls hit menopause early…it’s my move..

All this to say, Liz Hurley’s still got it going on.

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2011

11

Nov

Liz Hurley Hot Tits in a Hot Dress of the Day

Liz Hurley’s tits in this gold dress are pretty spectacular…They remind me of Liz Hurley of the past, not Liz Hurley the bikini company owner who doesn’t get in a fucking bikini because she’s too insecure since her body is what made her all her money and allowed her to marry what I assume is a billionaire, leading to continued good life, only more clothed, when all we really care about are her tits…that she only brings out to show off to girls at breast cancer events cuz it’s the only place she feels like she’s good amongst all the younger women…you know…

Either way, dressed in gold she’s like a trophy I want to fuck…giving new definition to the term – trophy wife….or at least a new image of old lady mom tits that used to be a model all squeezed together nicely….

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