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2014

29

Apr

Lucy Pinder and Other Out of Work Hooker Tits for NUTS Farewell Issue of the Day

So Nuts Magazine is apparently not all that profitable and is shutting down…

I guess it is because using free big titty, low level “models’ who aren’t models but rather girls who don’t want day jobs, but don’t want to fuck on camera, who use the exposure as leverage to find a rich husband, is not that interesting to advertisers or people who have access to the fucking internet…

I never really understood the success of these lad mags, or why people would ever buy them, because tits are great and all, but for 10 dollars you can buy a fucking lap dance and grab a pair, rather than spending 6 dollars to jerk off on a picture of a pair..

Plus sites like mine steal all their good shit anyway, and for that I am happy to say, I’ve helped put some sluts who weren’t getting paid for this work, out of work…I feel like I’ve accomplished so much.

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2013

26

Dec

Lucy Pinder’s Topless Christmas Shoot of the Day

Lucy Pinder..Glamour Model who’s career is based on showing her tits…did a Christmas Shoot for her site…showing her tits…because that’s what her career is based on. Makes sense, no surprises here…she’s a little thick and needs a bit more photoshop, give her an ass, get rid of the bad skin and bruises… but you’ll like it…cuz you can see her tits…and that’s really all that matters…at least when it comes to Lucy Pinder since it’s all she has going for, all she’s every done, her self worth…and she knows it…unlike other women who don’t realize that their tits is all that matters…

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2013

04

Sep

Lucy Pinder Topless for her Website of the Day

Lucy Pinder has big tits. Big tits that she’s taken ownership of and decided to expose on her own website, rather than a third party site, assuming that Lucy Pinder isn’t one of those retard pornstars who gives her website to some dude to run cuz she doesn’t know that internet shit, she just knows how to get topless, cuz topless is where her brains are…

And topless is where I’m staring…

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2013

30

Aug

Lucy Pinder Gives Boners in NUTS of the Day

As low grade or low quality as the Glamour model industry is in the UK…I’m talking from broken down women who were meant to be strippers doing this for low level fame that for some reason has become mainstream level fame…and that reason is their tits….to shitty concept photoshoots that are constantly repetitive…it a business that is only considered glamorous because they named it that way, and people are idiots and believe everything they fucking here, but that is in reality white trash, up on some hooters girl shit with more nipples….every once in a while a photoshoot will come along that I think is hot…this is one of those times…so take in these stupid Lucy Pinder titties.

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2013

16

Aug

Lucy Pinder Naked for NUTS of the Day

A day is not a day unless a Glamour Model shows her tits..at least that’s how it works in the UK…the land where Glamour Models are in the daily paper…because Glamour Model tits are more important than the Royal Family and the news…

The Glamour Model tit has been the Britain’s biggest contribution to the Free World, since the Free World…or maybe it’s not that big of a deal, but it probably is to the bra salesman who outfits these bitches, I mean they all have so much fucking tit that I don’t mind staring at…

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2013

04

Jun

Lucy Pinder and Others in the “When Boobs are Big” Issue of NUTS of the Day

Lucy Pinder and some other Glamour models are in the “When Boobs are Big” issue of NUTS, which is pretty much every issue of NUTS, but I guess now they’ve got into naming them, in order to differentiate the same fucking thing over and over again. Not that it is a bad same thing over and over again, like fucking your wife on a schedule when really all you want to do is fuck your 18 year old Daughter’s friends, in fact it’s a good repetitive thing, because big tits never get boring.

I just feel like it is an office joke, they know that all it takes is a couple big titty bitches, in a photoshoot, and dudes will buy, but they have to keep re-packaging it, so that people don’t just jerk off to the one issue they bought, you know keep it fresh, an with ideas like “When Boobs are Big” – I can’t see how they can fail.

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2013

23

Apr

Lucy Pinder is Topless for her Website in Video of the Day

Hey this Lucy Pinder girl’s got some tits on. Tits that she’s been smart enough to use to make money for herself in what is an obvious, yet amazing hustle. But there are still busty girls out there, who want to get ahead, but who aren’t doing the topless shoots to get there, which blows my fucking mind. It is like they want to have a shitty office or bar job to complain about, instead of taking their average looks nad making them great by taking off their fucking shirt…not that Lucy Pinder has average looks, I mean watching this video, I think I’m in love and unlike most men, I’m so desensitized, I barely even notice her tits, I’m strictly looking in her eyes, I’m a romantic like that….motherfucker’s I’m singing love songs to my computer screen right now….I can learn to love again.

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2013

15

Apr

Lucy Pinder is a Miami Escort of the Day

My hooker loving pervert friend sent me this listing, wondering if it was real. Could it be possible that Lucy Pinder a UK Glamour Model who shows her tits for very little money in hopes of landing a soccer playing boyfriend would be in Miami escorting for 1000 dollars an hour?!

I’m gonna go with no. She may have what it takes to be a hooker in morals and values and to some Christian groups she probably is a hooker, but I am going to think it is a lie, but it is still funny.

You know you’ve made it when escort agencies are using your image.

Hello Gentlemen,

My name is Lucy, I am all-natural 36DD-24-36 Centerfold visiting Miami for a limited time and offering discreet and sensual encounters to upscale gentlemen who know how to treat a lady and enjoy the company of a High-Quality Companion.

I’m sexy, seductive and VERY Passionate. I truly love to give and want to make sure your time with me is unrushed and is as stimulating mentally for us as it is physically.

As a Model, I take excellent care of myself. I have great curves and a lean tight body with long dark hair, sun-kissed skin and a beautiful face with luscious lips and captivating eyes.

Call me soon and treat yourself to an Unforgettable Experience. I will succeed all Your Expectations with my ability to anticipate and fulfill your wishes and desires. Your Satisfaction is My Ultimate Goal!

MY GFE DONATIONS:

$ 1,000 ~ 1 Unrushed Hour Outcall (Brickell, Miami Beach, Aventura, Suny Isles, Ft. Lauderdale)

Kisses,

Lucy


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2013

02

Apr

Lucy Pinder Awesome Tits in NUTS of the DAy

Lucy Pinder is some big titty Glamour Model, showing her big titties, I don’t think there’s much more to her, or really much more to say about her, because that’s ultimately what her skill-set is, and even if she was a genius, or fantastic at Drawing, singing, dancing, or knitting, I wouldn’t care, cuz she’s given the public what we want, and these tits are what define her and all she’s good for….and the good news is that she’s pretty good at it.

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