2013
05
Mar
Here’s a “real” scandalous photoshoot for the recent issue of Loaded Magazine….starring Lucy Pinder….shitting on religion…for attention…
Scandalous, if you think religion and nudity is really that scandalous…I mean it isn’t the 80s and this isn’t a Madonna concert…and kids these days have no respect for religion….don’t fear religion…like laughing at it….and make fun ofit…because it goes against all things they’ve learned in their evil lives…girls are masturbating with crucifix’s for jokes, dressing like slutty nuns….
I guess cuz going to hell isn’t a real option anymore…because this life is hell. I guess this is to honor the recent pope retirement….
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2013
06
Feb
Lucy Pinder only matters because of her tits…so it only makes sense that she would be posting them to twitter….for the gang of perverts who love her tits enough to buy calendars of her tits to grace the walls of their garages because they don’t worry that she’s 8 years old…and it’s not 2004 anymore..cuz their depressing lives just pass them by and the one thing they can count on is a set of tits they’re used to….like old timer Lucy Pinder…
That said she looks amazing
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2012
13
Dec
You know what’s absolutely, totally, uninteresting….when a big busty Glamour model attends an event in a semi see through dress….showing off what could be a bra…but is probably some full body spanx when you can just google her skank, shoulda been a stripper ass, and see her big stupid yet amazing tits in all their fucking glory…It makes me so mad, that I had to make a gif about it……
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2012
11
Dec
Lucy Pinder’s tits won’t be under your Christmas Tree….but if you’re looking for gifts you can always check out the VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE ….we got tits of our own in there…and awesome gifts…that make endorsing a magazine’s busty model on her comeback tour for some magazine seem counter productive…when our own thing is so much better…I mean shit, Lucy Pinder is alright, her tits huge, dressed and wrapped up like Santa’s wet dream, the reason he comes on his red suite but OUR MODELS ARE BETTER>….and sure I may be saying that cuz they let me grab their tits and ass, or cuz they have sex and masturbate in porn and their own sites, while Lucy Pinder is too cool for me…and what it comes down to is tis the season of goodwill towards men, givivng and spending time with those you love….and there’s enough room in my stalking for all kinds of tits…if you know what I mean….
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2012
26
Nov
This post is dedicated to Glamour Model fighter….Travis…who hates girls with big breasts and who are willing to show off their big breasts in exchange for money and fame in the UK….
Like I said earlier today…..it is a kinda weird thing to hate on…considering girls who are willing to show off their retarded big tits for such simple and obvious reasons…are fucking awesome….and not just because they are usually broken and have daddy issues…but because I get to stare at their tits.
All this to say…Travis is weird.
Here’s Lucy Pinder in some bra shoot that is unknown…but lovely enough for me to stare at….
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2012
28
Sep
Like most girls…Lucy Pinder has tits…but unlike most girls…Lucy Pinder has life changing tits…tits that inspire…and that she has made a living out of…but I think I am just tapping into my animalistic hormones today…cuz every girl I see is giving me fucking boners…all because they don’t look like my wife….even if they are old enough to be my wife…or maybe…Lucy Pinder’s a babe…..a babe who knows her worth and shows her titties to prove it…cuz really…tits aren’t a big deal…
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2012
04
Sep
Lucy Pinder tweted one of these pics of her recent NUTS photoshoot that gave boners across the internet to people who were fans of her cuz they remember her as one of the Original new wave Glamour models from the 2000s who made Glamour models a household thing….you know paving the way for other hot Glamour models I don’t remember the names of but know that they could have easily ended up strippers or WalMart clerks instead of showing their tits to the world….As far as I’m concerend, here’s her comeback….lets milk that shit like she was a cow in a native village used to feed the tribe….if you know what I mean….
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2012
21
Aug
Lucy Pinder tweeted this preview picture of her 2013 Calendar shoot, and it is amazing…it has forced me to embrace these Glamour models more than I already have, because up until a month ago, I ignored they existed, cuz their not quite hot enough to be an actual model, not quite talented enough to be more than a Cashier, Stripper or Waitress, and not quite eager enough to do porn….really pissed me off…..but now…I like all girls who get topless in pictures…especially when they have something to prove….
So I am going to start writing them love letters instead of mocking them, cuz tits like this are just fucking outrageous….like an amusment park ride for my mouth, hands and dick that I never want to get off….ever after I get off…
If you know what I mean….
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2012
29
Jun
Thesee Lucy Pinder 2012 Calendar pictures that I’ve been seeing around the internet today, even though 2012 is half over, and the end of the world is only 6 months away, are so fucking hot they froze up my computer and pretty much broke the fucking thing….
Seriously, I never really bother with UK Glamour Models who have hot fucking tits and who don’t mind showing them off, cuz let’s face it they are just tits, even if they are spectacular tits, a lesson more girls need to learn, cuz the only bitches I see flashing and topless in life who aren’t strippers, are feminist lesbians, and there is no real fun in that….but Lucy Pinder gets it, owns it and is going places…
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2012
31
May
I know Lucy Pinder topless is nothing new….she’s a topless model…this is what she does and has been doing for at least 5 years…but a girl showing her tits under all circumstances is worth looking at….you know it is the premise of marriage and long term relationships…even though you’d rather see other tits naked…you’ll take the ones in your bed…cuz they are in your bed…it is all a matter of convenience…
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