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2014

02

Dec

Madonna is Scary and Amazing of the Day

These Madonna nude pics for Interview magazine came out yesterday and I was a little slow on the draw, not because I didn’t see them, or didn’t think they deserved being mocked for the sheer fact that she’s 100 fucking years old…I mean literally 100 fucking years old…and she looks it…in some weathered, Courtney Love on a binge kind of way….all leathery, scary and weird…but I was too busy masturbating to them…because for some weird reason, a reason called Madonna…I find them pretty fucking hot…maybe it is up on the whole “I’ve seen too many hot girls in my life, throw some used up shit at me, it’s better than falling into the Tranny porn movement”…or maybe it is the Tranny porn movement, considering she stopped getting her period over a decade ago…and may or may not have more testosterone than me, which isn’t saying much….but I am all about this….it’s probably just my love for never being too old to try to be hot, sexy and young…even when you clearly are…and the worst thing in all this…is I’d totally let her smother me with her well travelled, callused labia…but I am a sick man.

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2014

07

Nov

Madonna Topless for L’Uomo Vogue of the Day

I don’t know when Madonna tapped into her youth and did topless photos for L’Uomo, but by the look of her face, it was too recent and she was too old…

Not that I don’t love a good naked old person, I worked in an old folks home for a year and I used to always debate fucking them while changing their diapers, because they looked so wrinkly and disgusting, I never did, but my co-worker did and no one ever believed the old people when they accused him, because well, #alzheimers.

That said, here are some madonna titty outtakes…and they are disgusting.

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2014

06

Aug

Madonna’s Vagina Panty Selfie of the Day

I think we can all agree that Madonna is disgusting. Even Terrifying.

With her muscular vagina that has been worked so hard over the last 3.5 decades of fucking hard to make 100s of millions of dollars.

A vagina she apparently decided to selfie in panties just to show how resilient that fucking thing is…

You know in a “Hey fucker, my fuck hole that got me here is still alive, and can squat 215″….kind of way.

She’s 60. Forgetting she’s 60. This is weird. But not as weird as knowing that in the 80s. I was all about her slutty for pop music even though she couldn’t sing hustle. It paved the way for so many aspiring sluts to embrace being a slut and I’ll never slut shame a slut…I need sluts to survive…I’ll just call them out on it and only eat them out through plastic bags…I have enough problems without having to deal with cold sores…

All this to say, I am all for freaky 60 year olds, I just don’t really want to see them in action. It’s like keep that shit to yourself, we don’t like how it looks or smells. Hang those leather and lace things up, or keep them for your own personal use. Don’t make it public. Seriously. We get it, you fuck, you’re a freak, no one wants to see it.


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2014

16

Jun

Madonna Scary Titties for L’Uomo Vogue of the Day

Madonna Titties are Titties that I’ll still look cuz I like Titties…when they are in a magazine, but still titties I would rather not see because they are fossilized from years of semen being splattered on them in areas she hasn’t been able to properly clean…

What I am getting at is that she’s in her 60s, and this kind of battle with aging gracefully, pretending you’re still 20, maybe because you feel 20, even though you haven’t been 20 since the 70s, is wrong..

It’s like old people do yoga, they can bend, but do I really need to see one in fishnets with her leg wrapped around her neck like life is a fetish site…

I mean I guess this is some artistic rendition for fashion…obscure or whatever…but I can’t sign on or endorse this, but I can look at it like a train crash, because that’s what it is…a misguided train crash….

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2014

21

May

Madonna and Katy Perry together on the Cover of V of the Day

I am surprised the internet hasn’t broken under the pressure that happened when all eyes were directed to V Magazine for this shoot they did with Katy Perry and Madonna…in the same fucking picture…because I guess they are doing an issue on the longevity of record label produced pop music garbage the uses two talentless twats with big enough tits as their figureheads…because ultimately, what really matters is just how much fucking money these girls make for everyone around these idiots, when it they could have used anyone they pulled out of a dumpster to play the same part…

I don’t know if this is good or bad, a big deal or not, I figure that both these idiots are at a stage where they don’t fucking matter, but I felt that way all a long…probably because I am not a raging homo who buys into this bullshit…but I guess a lot of people are…

I think it would have been better if this was a documentary of a death match…

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2014

06

May

Madonna Rejected Outfit of the Day

Madonna, in being Madonna decided to make the Met Ball about her, by posting a picture that instagram would normally ban an account for, but not when it is Madonna because she’s Madonna…and I don’t really understand the context of what she wrote as the caption…

What i wanted to wear to Met Ball but Anna said not this year! So I’m gonna work on music instead?

I just know it happened…and it really isn’t fap-able- so why fucking bother posting it…because celebrity nipples or titties tied up like it was bondage scene, that even at 60 are interesting enough to look at, even though I am sure this isn’t her outfit at all, but rather just an old pic!

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2014

21

Mar

Madonna’s Armpit Hair of the Day

I am a huge fan of bush…I think it’s amazing, erotic, natural and sexy…it hides herpes scabs and nasty labia…it holds in odours I like to rub along my face…it gets matted when wet, it’s a pillow to lie on, it’s a fashion accessory like a top hat to the pussy…so I don’t fear hair…

But bush is not armpit hair and Madonna’s armpit just made me gag.

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2013

25

Oct

Some Never Before Seen Madonna Nudes of the Day

The story goes like this…in 1977 Madonna wasn’t Madonna yet and she, like so many girls before her and after her who have tits and a vagina, decided to do some nude photos, whether to help pay the rent, or because she thought she was hot enough and it made her feel appreciated, or maybe she was trying to leverage herself into some sort of next level…and what it comes down is her motivation doesn’t matter. I am just glad it happened….

I wonder why it took so long for these pics to be released, I would have been up on this when she was at her peak, not when she peaked in terms of age…..I mean she’s got an awesome fucking bush…that should have been shared years ago…and not now that we need to wish had a time machine to appreciate the social climbing fame whore that was..

This is kinda like jerking off to your grandma’s bikini pics….it’s almost as though we’re not even looking at the same fucking person…but 1977 was a good year and more importantly I like how it reminds us how old as fuck Madonna is…

Posted in:Madonna|NSFW

2013

16

Oct

Madonna in a Thong for Terry Richardson of the Day

I am not a Terry Richardson fan site, but I am enough of a fan of Terry Richardson to appreciate that even though he’s scaled down his crackhead hipster porn shit that made him who he is, and that I’m sure we’ve all masturbated to at least once, to make himself more marketable, so that he can make more money and have more access…as the world’s top fashion photographer…but more importantly to know that getting Madonna in a thong is a play on his shock value, getting random homeless girls to insert weirdness in their vaginas, for the snapshot…it’s a more refined, subtle and vile version of his hardcore…cuz Madonna in a thong, is probably one of life’s greatest tragedies…even though we all know we’d totally stick our faces in it after pulling it out of the trash outside the photo studio this was shot at…knowing she’s lost control of her bowels thanks to being 100 fucking years old….

Terry Richardson may get a lot of slack for banging his models, even if he doesn’t actually bang the models, but rather models throw themselves at him because he’s Terry Richardson, and girls are whores….I can safely say Madonna, despite being hungry for any form of penis, and despite some of the more disgusting girls he’s had sex with, probably didn’t make the cut, even though she’s Madonna, because she’s just that vile…even though I’d crawl into her womb and snuggle up to her HPV ridden cervix if given the opportunity, but I have no standards and let’s face it, she’s still Madonna…

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