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2014

21

Mar

Madonna’s Armpit Hair of the Day

I am a huge fan of bush…I think it’s amazing, erotic, natural and sexy…it hides herpes scabs and nasty labia…it holds in odours I like to rub along my face…it gets matted when wet, it’s a pillow to lie on, it’s a fashion accessory like a top hat to the pussy…so I don’t fear hair…

But bush is not armpit hair and Madonna’s armpit just made me gag.

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2013

25

Oct

Some Never Before Seen Madonna Nudes of the Day

The story goes like this…in 1977 Madonna wasn’t Madonna yet and she, like so many girls before her and after her who have tits and a vagina, decided to do some nude photos, whether to help pay the rent, or because she thought she was hot enough and it made her feel appreciated, or maybe she was trying to leverage herself into some sort of next level…and what it comes down is her motivation doesn’t matter. I am just glad it happened….

I wonder why it took so long for these pics to be released, I would have been up on this when she was at her peak, not when she peaked in terms of age…..I mean she’s got an awesome fucking bush…that should have been shared years ago…and not now that we need to wish had a time machine to appreciate the social climbing fame whore that was..

This is kinda like jerking off to your grandma’s bikini pics….it’s almost as though we’re not even looking at the same fucking person…but 1977 was a good year and more importantly I like how it reminds us how old as fuck Madonna is…

Posted in:Madonna|NSFW

2013

16

Oct

Madonna in a Thong for Terry Richardson of the Day

I am not a Terry Richardson fan site, but I am enough of a fan of Terry Richardson to appreciate that even though he’s scaled down his crackhead hipster porn shit that made him who he is, and that I’m sure we’ve all masturbated to at least once, to make himself more marketable, so that he can make more money and have more access…as the world’s top fashion photographer…but more importantly to know that getting Madonna in a thong is a play on his shock value, getting random homeless girls to insert weirdness in their vaginas, for the snapshot…it’s a more refined, subtle and vile version of his hardcore…cuz Madonna in a thong, is probably one of life’s greatest tragedies…even though we all know we’d totally stick our faces in it after pulling it out of the trash outside the photo studio this was shot at…knowing she’s lost control of her bowels thanks to being 100 fucking years old….

Terry Richardson may get a lot of slack for banging his models, even if he doesn’t actually bang the models, but rather models throw themselves at him because he’s Terry Richardson, and girls are whores….I can safely say Madonna, despite being hungry for any form of penis, and despite some of the more disgusting girls he’s had sex with, probably didn’t make the cut, even though she’s Madonna, because she’s just that vile…even though I’d crawl into her womb and snuggle up to her HPV ridden cervix if given the opportunity, but I have no standards and let’s face it, she’s still Madonna…

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2012

28

Nov

Madonna Ass on Stage Pic of the Day


The day is not complete or doesn’t unless you see a 55 year old ass in fishnets pretending she is Lady Gaga pretending to be her in 1990…in some pile of confusing time warp shit that is both pathetic and inspiring …disgusting and erotic…confusing and so fucking real…..

It’s like Madonna was hot in the early 90s, Gaga ripped her off, now Madonna is making a statement….2.5 decades later….dressing up like Gaga….who dresses up like Madonna….and shit is just a fucking mind fuck….I think I just shat myself…a feeling Madonna’s old, anal loving ass, probably gets all the time…especially on stage…wearing this…that incontinence diaper needing senior citizen…..all amazing in fishnets…


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2012

14

Nov

Madonna Does Gangnam Style to Stay Relevant of the Day

The internet is ruining lives and humiliating people….Things like this make a mockery of everything that society has to offer…and the fucked up thing is that people get excited about this viral video shit going mainstream…internet MEMEs are taking over the world…and that is a big reason why the general population is substantially more handicapable…this is the shit they find important…and the proof is in the Youtube Views of everything Gangnam style….

I guess this is an example of just how hard Madonna has fallen off…bringing this guy to her concert…that’s weak….

Video Via – my friend Mark Ebner …who is also concerned with pop culture….

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2012

26

Jul

Madonna is a Horrible Evil Robot of the Day

Madonna Is  The Devil or a Robot

Madonna travels everywhere with an anit-aging machine because she fears getting old…even though she is old. Makes sense.

This picture is beyond fucking crazy…but expected because Madonna is fucking crazy…something went wrong when she sold her soul to the devil via her vagina in the 80s and became a big fucking deal that she just can’t let go of well into her 50s….pushing 60….still performing….instead of being a normal washed up popstar who dies of a drug overdose or marries a billionaire and talks abotu he good days…and when she’s not recognized in malls, she can scream “Do you know who I am or who I was”….in efforts to get some kind of discount….cuz you can’t take the star away from her…even though it should be mandatory….to avoid all he awkwardness….

Well….it turns out she travels with something they call and ANTI AGING MACHINE…because she’s old and needs to stay fit to humiliate herself on stage…it may be Michael Jackson rich person weirdness, or it may be medical necessity…or a glimpse into the cloning process or transition of her becoming a robot she needs to be….I don’t have the answers…but I blame ancient aliens and I know this represents serious evil.

Modern Science has wronged us – this is the proof.


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2012

16

Jul

Madonna’s Miserable Boob Flash for Attention of the Day

I am on summer vacation, even though my life is a vacation, sure it is a poverty striken, third world country, trailer park version of a vacation, but unemployed, all the time in the world, and old weathered toothless prositutes, which was the theme of the weekend because she was willing to suck me off for 5 US Dollars…are more fun than posting pictures of Madonna, who has a lot in common with that toothless discount whore…..because both are willing to humiliate themselves with their little integrity and dignity in efforts to get a little attention or to make a little money….despite being too old and too tired and victims of having seen better days….but one has no fucking choice but to do it for the next fix…while Madonna has no excuse other than ego…She’s the worst and this titty flash trick to get noticed may work…but it is not as awesome as it would have been if she wasn’t 90 fucking years old.

Here’s her new video – where she’s doing the lady gaga – pantsless, shitty music, but in her 60s…..

Posted in:Madonna|NSFW

2012

13

Jun

Madonna’s Ass Flash in Rome of the Day

Madonna’s either forgotten that she’s 53, or she thinks she looks hot for 53, or she’s lost her fucking mind as 53 year old women tend to do with the whole menopause thing that makes them realize they aren’t women anymore and in not being women it is ok to show off their naked bodies…why fucking bother hiding what they have in some weird level of security that scrapes the bottom of the barrel of male attention…..doing all they can to have one last hurrah that they can enjoy partcipating in…even if it offends most straight men who prefer the asses being flashed at them to not be 53.

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Madonna|Photos|Videos

2012

11

Jun

Madonna’s Titty Flash in Istanbul of the Day

I am a really bad blogger. I was emailed this video on Saturday, but was like “Fuck It” my readers suck, they don’t send me nudes, I’m gonna watch this girl in the park playing badminton in short shorts and a bikini top…them I am going to drink til I can’t walk…cuz Madonna, Old and Awkward Madonna decided to flash a bunch of Turkish poeple her did, despite the fact that they are mainly muslim, cuz she’s trying to stay controversial, which woulda been better if they stoned her to death when she was done.

Don’t get me wrong, in the 80s Madonna had some nice fucking tits, but they died along with the rest of her appeal long ago….that is not to say I wouldn’t fuck a 50 year old…but it is to say I wouldn’t enjoy doing it when I did….

Posted in:Madonna|NSFW

2012

15

Mar

Madonna Photoshopped To Shit in Lingerie for her New Album of the DAy

Here are some pictures of old lady Madonna in some lingerie promoting her new album like she’s not pushing 60. She’s so heavily photoshopped that these are as much her as her singing at the superbowl was. I mean these might as well be a young hired model photoshopped to look like Madonna, cuz it’d probably require less photoshop than making Madonna look like this….

But as a man with nostaglic tit appareciation, I’m gonna post this shit and go along with her lie, you know pretend it’s still early 90s and I’m jerking off to her Truth or Dare movie….I have that ability….some call it a talent, others a curse….

Either way, here’s the “digitial sketch” of Madonna….cuz this shit is no longer considered a photo.

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2012

06

Feb

Madonna’s Super Bowl Super Bowl Lip Slip of the Day

When I watching the Super Bowl half time show…Like Gisele, I prayed, only not for my husband to win, cuz I knew he couldn’t do it on his own, but for Madonna to have a lip slip while lip syncing….see cuz I watched the shit and she wasn’t out of breath for a fucking second of her miserable performance…..I also prayed she’d have a heart attack, not a fatal one, just one hard enough for her to realize that a senior she should sit the fuck down, class the fuck up, this isn’t geriatric aqua-robics bitch, this is a pop music career and you’re 140 fucking years old…..turns out there is a god…cuz here’s her big old mom pussy….aged from perfection…if you know what I Mean… and if you don’t it is that this performance is fucking hysterical…even if it’s not the best Lip Slip or even an actual Lip Slip…but it’s the best I’ve found so far…and I take what I can get….

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2012

03

Feb

Madonna and Nicki Minaj Trying to be Sexy in a Stupid New Video of the Day

Madonna’s showing off her body and still pretending she’s Marilyn Monoroe cuz she’s pretty much old enough to be Marilyn Monroe…you know she’s got to that stage of her senior citizenship where it doesn’t matter if she’s 60 or 140….she’s not hot…or erotic…and even in little clothes we know her body is drooping, practically dripping off her….vagina lips flapping in the wind….but here’s her pre-Superbowl….Football inspired…video with Nicki Minaj’s big tits to give her appeal to the youth and M.I.A to keep it hip….making them her cheerleaders to make her seem above them….because the timing is right, she’s in the media…she’s an empire..this is money making..and I’m posting cuz I appreciate all whores trying to be sexy …especially when they are historically known for being sluts…even scandalous sex icons in the 80s….cuz it shows they have trouble letting go…they’re a little pathetic…but grannies in panties are hysterical…..enjoy…

Posted in:Madonna

2010

01

Oct

Old Lady Madonna Unfortunately Tries to Slut Out for Fashion of the Day

I saw these pictures the other day and ignored them…I don’t like seeing cleavage on women over 50, unless I am drunk and my dickis down their throat as I cry due to sadness of having to accept I reached rock bottom…

I do not like encourage this kind of activity from old washed up bitches, especially not from someone like Madonna, who can’t grasp that although she’s some still a wild sexual being that she’s made her millions off of, she’s no longer one we want to watch…and she really should save this for the poor gold digger who is banging her to get ahead…ideally behind closed doors…and on video that she releases to the world in a few years…that I will watch for the same reason I watched “Period on a Spoon”…cuz I like trainwrecks….

I know how photoshopped to shit these pictures of her are, I can hate D&G for making these, but I can’t really blame them, just look at all the press they got…and it just wouldn’t be right of me to pretend they don’t exist…and laugh while you play with yourself…something that kinda makes me feel like we’re kind gay.

Posted in:Madonna

2010

04

May

Madonna Doesn’t Look Like Madonna in Interview of the Day

Here’s a jacked up Madonna who doesn’t even look like Madonna because they’ve edited her face into something almost worth fucking…this is so photoshopped that they should have just hired another model to stand in and call her Madonna, and maybe that’s what they did because I don’t see any rippling muscles or haggard face and really…if I was Madonna in all her disgusting glory…I would probably do the fucking same cuz who wants to deal with the truth of how you actually look….in a hide the mirrors in your house and only let trained photographers with high powered computer skills take pictures for you…cuz that way you can play make-belief since you don’t ever have to look at yourself…good fucking deal….

So if jerking off to Madonna is a childhood memory, this could be your last chance to revisit those years, unless you use youtube or the internet from screencaps from that movie she did called “SEX”….

Posted in:Interview Magazine|Madonna|Photoshop

2009

03

Sep

Does Madonna Not Realize She’s in Her 50s of the Day

Watching this video of Madonna’s new video called Celebration disgusts me. Watching her move and hump the air like she’s 20 while flashing panties knowing her pussy is actually 50 is not fucking hot. I don’t care how many special effects they use in editing, she can’t fool me into jerking off to this piece of shit. Unfortunately she didn’t have a heart attack while filming this electronic, robotic disaster that I’m sure gay dudes everywhere love cuz it’s fuckin’ Madonna. She needs to hang up that career of hers and go back to raising her kids.

The only celebration is when this shit ends….

Posted in:Disgusting|Madonna