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2014

16

Jun

Madonna Scary Titties for L’Uomo Vogue of the Day

Madonna Titties are Titties that I’ll still look cuz I like Titties…when they are in a magazine, but still titties I would rather not see because they are fossilized from years of semen being splattered on them in areas she hasn’t been able to properly clean…

What I am getting at is that she’s in her 60s, and this kind of battle with aging gracefully, pretending you’re still 20, maybe because you feel 20, even though you haven’t been 20 since the 70s, is wrong..

It’s like old people do yoga, they can bend, but do I really need to see one in fishnets with her leg wrapped around her neck like life is a fetish site…

I mean I guess this is some artistic rendition for fashion…obscure or whatever…but I can’t sign on or endorse this, but I can look at it like a train crash, because that’s what it is…a misguided train crash….

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2014

21

May

Madonna and Katy Perry together on the Cover of V of the Day

I am surprised the internet hasn’t broken under the pressure that happened when all eyes were directed to V Magazine for this shoot they did with Katy Perry and Madonna…in the same fucking picture…because I guess they are doing an issue on the longevity of record label produced pop music garbage the uses two talentless twats with big enough tits as their figureheads…because ultimately, what really matters is just how much fucking money these girls make for everyone around these idiots, when it they could have used anyone they pulled out of a dumpster to play the same part…

I don’t know if this is good or bad, a big deal or not, I figure that both these idiots are at a stage where they don’t fucking matter, but I felt that way all a long…probably because I am not a raging homo who buys into this bullshit…but I guess a lot of people are…

I think it would have been better if this was a documentary of a death match…

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2014

06

May

Madonna Rejected Outfit of the Day

Madonna, in being Madonna decided to make the Met Ball about her, by posting a picture that instagram would normally ban an account for, but not when it is Madonna because she’s Madonna…and I don’t really understand the context of what she wrote as the caption…

What i wanted to wear to Met Ball but Anna said not this year! So I’m gonna work on music instead?

I just know it happened…and it really isn’t fap-able- so why fucking bother posting it…because celebrity nipples or titties tied up like it was bondage scene, that even at 60 are interesting enough to look at, even though I am sure this isn’t her outfit at all, but rather just an old pic!

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2014

21

Mar

Madonna’s Armpit Hair of the Day

I am a huge fan of bush…I think it’s amazing, erotic, natural and sexy…it hides herpes scabs and nasty labia…it holds in odours I like to rub along my face…it gets matted when wet, it’s a pillow to lie on, it’s a fashion accessory like a top hat to the pussy…so I don’t fear hair…

But bush is not armpit hair and Madonna’s armpit just made me gag.

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2013

25

Oct

Some Never Before Seen Madonna Nudes of the Day

The story goes like this…in 1977 Madonna wasn’t Madonna yet and she, like so many girls before her and after her who have tits and a vagina, decided to do some nude photos, whether to help pay the rent, or because she thought she was hot enough and it made her feel appreciated, or maybe she was trying to leverage herself into some sort of next level…and what it comes down is her motivation doesn’t matter. I am just glad it happened….

I wonder why it took so long for these pics to be released, I would have been up on this when she was at her peak, not when she peaked in terms of age…..I mean she’s got an awesome fucking bush…that should have been shared years ago…and not now that we need to wish had a time machine to appreciate the social climbing fame whore that was..

This is kinda like jerking off to your grandma’s bikini pics….it’s almost as though we’re not even looking at the same fucking person…but 1977 was a good year and more importantly I like how it reminds us how old as fuck Madonna is…

Posted in:Madonna|NSFW

2013

16

Oct

Madonna in a Thong for Terry Richardson of the Day

I am not a Terry Richardson fan site, but I am enough of a fan of Terry Richardson to appreciate that even though he’s scaled down his crackhead hipster porn shit that made him who he is, and that I’m sure we’ve all masturbated to at least once, to make himself more marketable, so that he can make more money and have more access…as the world’s top fashion photographer…but more importantly to know that getting Madonna in a thong is a play on his shock value, getting random homeless girls to insert weirdness in their vaginas, for the snapshot…it’s a more refined, subtle and vile version of his hardcore…cuz Madonna in a thong, is probably one of life’s greatest tragedies…even though we all know we’d totally stick our faces in it after pulling it out of the trash outside the photo studio this was shot at…knowing she’s lost control of her bowels thanks to being 100 fucking years old….

Terry Richardson may get a lot of slack for banging his models, even if he doesn’t actually bang the models, but rather models throw themselves at him because he’s Terry Richardson, and girls are whores….I can safely say Madonna, despite being hungry for any form of penis, and despite some of the more disgusting girls he’s had sex with, probably didn’t make the cut, even though she’s Madonna, because she’s just that vile…even though I’d crawl into her womb and snuggle up to her HPV ridden cervix if given the opportunity, but I have no standards and let’s face it, she’s still Madonna…

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2012

28

Nov

Madonna Ass on Stage Pic of the Day


The day is not complete or doesn’t unless you see a 55 year old ass in fishnets pretending she is Lady Gaga pretending to be her in 1990…in some pile of confusing time warp shit that is both pathetic and inspiring …disgusting and erotic…confusing and so fucking real…..

It’s like Madonna was hot in the early 90s, Gaga ripped her off, now Madonna is making a statement….2.5 decades later….dressing up like Gaga….who dresses up like Madonna….and shit is just a fucking mind fuck….I think I just shat myself…a feeling Madonna’s old, anal loving ass, probably gets all the time…especially on stage…wearing this…that incontinence diaper needing senior citizen…..all amazing in fishnets…


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2012

14

Nov

Madonna Does Gangnam Style to Stay Relevant of the Day

The internet is ruining lives and humiliating people….Things like this make a mockery of everything that society has to offer…and the fucked up thing is that people get excited about this viral video shit going mainstream…internet MEMEs are taking over the world…and that is a big reason why the general population is substantially more handicapable…this is the shit they find important…and the proof is in the Youtube Views of everything Gangnam style….

I guess this is an example of just how hard Madonna has fallen off…bringing this guy to her concert…that’s weak….

Video Via – my friend Mark Ebner …who is also concerned with pop culture….

Posted in:Madonna

2012

26

Jul

Madonna is a Horrible Evil Robot of the Day

Madonna Is  The Devil or a Robot

Madonna travels everywhere with an anit-aging machine because she fears getting old…even though she is old. Makes sense.

This picture is beyond fucking crazy…but expected because Madonna is fucking crazy…something went wrong when she sold her soul to the devil via her vagina in the 80s and became a big fucking deal that she just can’t let go of well into her 50s….pushing 60….still performing….instead of being a normal washed up popstar who dies of a drug overdose or marries a billionaire and talks abotu he good days…and when she’s not recognized in malls, she can scream “Do you know who I am or who I was”….in efforts to get some kind of discount….cuz you can’t take the star away from her…even though it should be mandatory….to avoid all he awkwardness….

Well….it turns out she travels with something they call and ANTI AGING MACHINE…because she’s old and needs to stay fit to humiliate herself on stage…it may be Michael Jackson rich person weirdness, or it may be medical necessity…or a glimpse into the cloning process or transition of her becoming a robot she needs to be….I don’t have the answers…but I blame ancient aliens and I know this represents serious evil.

Modern Science has wronged us – this is the proof.


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