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2012

03

Sep

Maria Menounos Ripped Stomach in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Maria Menounos is fit…..and unfortunately with her lower body fat, and her increased muscle mass, and the fact that she probably works out hard and probably eats very little, coupled with her aging….she’s kinda got a hard, manly, tranny face thing going on…something that her Greek intrinsic love for anal doesn’t really help convince me there are not balls attached to her and hidden in those bikini bottoms, balls I am sure we’d all suck…cuz it isn’t gay if you don’t look her in the eyes…or tell her that you love her….and really I’d take fit over fat…always.

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2012

16

Jul

Maria Menounos Bikini Pics of the Day

Maria Menounos was out in a bikini…which is some real amazing Maria Menounos news I am sure you are all dying to hear about because Maria Menounos is your most favorite low level celebrity who is co-host on a shitty fucking entertainment show with Mario Lopez, the motherfucker from Saved by the Bell, who has since made huge moves, like being on Dancing with the Stars, and now this shit that no one watches…

What I am trying to say is that I grasp the concept that we like seeing bitches in bikinis, whether on TV or just girls we know….and Maria Menounos uses that to her advantage, like she does with anal sex as a greek that she is, and I guess these are strategic moves I shouldn’t really hate on, but I do prefer WHEN HER BIKINI PICS INVOLVE MORE VAGINA FLASHES


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2012

02

Jul

Maria Menounos in her Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I wonder if when Maria Menounos FLASHES HER VAGINA ON THE BEACH ….if it is something she is embarrassed by, or if it is like a regular girl showing ass crack, you know cuz as an unmarried greek girl, she’s only taking it up her ass and her vagina, the one for husbands babies, not the one for shitting and boyfriends, becomes secondary….I’d ask her but I don’t have her number….

What I do have is her self produced twitter bikini pics that I’m pretty fucking into, cuz her body is hot, and I’m kinda forced to be a fan of really all girls who are into anal, which so far has been all girls I meet, seriously, I haven’t met a girl who doesn’t take it up the ass, I guess cuz anal is the number one form of birth control behind abortion…or maybe cuz anal makes them feel like dirty little prison rape whores….or maybe I just have a tiny penis and they are just hoping to feel something…

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2012

26

Jun

Maria Menounos in a Bikini in Shape of the Day

Maria Menounos is greek and does anal….she also does shape magazine where she is photoshopped to shit in a bikini and I don’t mind…cuz I like unattainable body image issues and insecurities in girls…..even though she’s far more fun in a bikini when FLASHING HER CUNT …..She looks good even if she doesn’t really matter….

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2012

14

Jun

Maria Menounos Shitty Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

I don’t think the highlight of Maria Menounos’ twitter is the bikini pics she posts, if anything, they fucking suck….It is not even the hope that she will slip her pussy like she did that one time….it isn’t even that she is greek and loves anal, making you process every single message she says as one coming from a bitch who uses her asshole for dicks more than her pussy she sometimes flashes….the highlight of her twitter is that her first line item is that she says she’s a “NY Times Best Selling author”….along with Snooki…..something to be proud of, but I like when bitches focus on real accomplishments, like that she’s on TV every night, sure it is the worst show ever, but at least people notice her more than they read her useless books.

Here’s a bikini pic of her she posted yesterday….

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2012

11

Jun

Maria Menounos Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

I am a big fan of Maria Menounos ….I mean as big a fan as I can be of goat milk loving Greek chicks who aren’t fat and hairy and covered in olive oil like most greek ladies I know…you know maybe it is cuz she’s all Hollywood, or maybe it is cuz SHE ONCE FLASHED HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH ….allowing me to know exactly what her vagina looks like…..quite possibly a virgin vagina….cuz you know how those greeks are….all about their secondary vaginas….also known as their assholes….

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2012

07

May

Maria Menounos Bikini Pool Party for Cinco de Mayo of the Day

I have issues with Cinco de Mayo…..It’s become some racist, offensive, annoying event for white people to pretty much shit on the Mexican culture with Old El Paso taco kits, Crystal Light margarita mixes, and sombreros and the whole thing makes me stay the fuck in to drink my hatred away….cuz there’s nothing worse than being the token mexican at the bar on the 5th of May….unless the bar is filled with bikini clad women…like Maria Meounos’ Cinco de Mayo….who insist on letting the mexican suck their titties or motorboat them to keep shit authentic….at least that’s how I used to play it befor hating the racists….fucking white people….



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2012

16

Apr

Leslie Bibb, Maria Menounos, Heidi Klum and Morena Baccarlin Nude for Alure May of the Day

Allure Magazine got a few people who I guess are famous…but I am too lazy to find out who half of them are, stripped them down and made them strategically nude, even though strategic nudity is not naked at all, like that girl I was fucking for a few months who never let me see her pussy, she managed to hide it, even when I was eating it out, in some kind of mystical shit that made me wonder if I was banging a fucking tranny, and that strategic positioning was so I couldn’t see the sex change scars….who fucking knows or cares, the pics are dull…and I shouldn’t be posting them….but I am anyway….cuz it distracts me from my real life responsibilities of being an unemployed man.

Here’s Heidi Klum’s Video…..if you care….

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2012

06

Apr

Maria Menounos Upskirt of the Day

The reason I am not surprised that Maria Menounos is so liberal about showing off her pussy…and I am not just saying that because of these pics of her having a bit of an upskirt that I am not skilled or virgin loser enough to see vagina …but I am saying it because SHE ALSO FLASHED HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH …..is because she’s great and her real vagina is her anus….

The other one’s just for babies and peeing…not scared enough to hide….

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2012

04

Apr

Maria Menounos’ Big Old Ass Has a Cameltoe of the Day

I wonder if Maria Menounos’ pants jacked up her ass count as a cameltoe, you know, cuz she’s greek, and her asshole is her main vagina?

Yes this is what I do with my time….I contemplate such life changing, important, observations….I am a modern day Leonardo Divinci or some philosopher or some shit….

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2012

20

Mar

Maria Menounos Dancing with the Stars Dance of the Day

Maria Menounos is kinda hot…mainly cuz she has 2 vaginas…you know like all greek girls….only unlike all the greek girls I know she’s not obese, or hairy, but her pussy may smell of Feta….I just can’t be too sure…because I’ve neever smelled her pussy – BUT I HAVE SEEN IT

Dancing with the Stars….or the almost stars…or the barely stars…or the “I hope this gives me second chance in my uselessness”…..is uninteresting, possibly one of the worst shows on TV, except when you watch it at 1/4 speed and remember that the way a girl moves on the dancefloor is similar to the way she fucks….

Menounos….is likely a good fuck…otherwise she’d never be on TV….she’s ok in my books….I just wish I knowed how to read.

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2012

16

Mar

Maria Menounos Failed Dancing with the Stars Body of the Day

I like to think this is just an awkward shot of Maria Menounos running around on the set of Dancing With the Stars….you know that her hips are lying and that this is just some weird optical illusion…because she’s been growing on me….ever since she FLASHED HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH ….I’ve started paying attention…cuz any girl who flashes her pussy on the beach….is a friend of mine….cuz I love seeing pussy….

But maybe that friendship put blinders on my eyes…and all I saw was this toned body on a bitch that is greeek and loves anal…cuz here I am wondering why someone who normally looks so good….looks like a fat middle aged woman trying to get in shape before her daughters wedding….and that’s very sad…I guess her dancing in half naked outfits will be all she can do to redeem herself on this dark, lonely day in the life of Maria Menounos.


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2012

06

Feb

Maria Menounos Bikini for the Giants of the DAy

So Maria Menounos lost a bet on purpose for he Super Bowl hoping for ratings and notoriety beyond being the hot Greek who loves anal who is always in her bikini showing off her rocking body and probably her VIRGIN PUSSY THANKS TO THE ANAL in a bikini….

The loss meant she had to get into her bikini on National TV….which would be a bigger deal if more than 4 people watched Extra….proving yet again that just cuz it is on a network, doesn’t mean it’s worth shit…and it’s hardly a loss because Menounos loves shoing off her fucking body…

What happened to real bets where losing actually meant humiliating yourself, or more importantly getting gang banged by the entire football team….or anything that made bitch feel like an actual loser…and not a quick ratings grab and why the fuck am I complaining…she looks fucking awesome….

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2012

09

Jan

Maria Menounos’ Hot TIght Dress Flirting with Tom Selleck’s Moustache of the Day

Maria Menounos’ pretty tight and amazing body in this tight dress is Greek.

So part of being Greek is being into anal sex because it’s a genetic or cultural right of passage of some shit that I don’t question, I just embrace, because Anal sex is fun for guys with small penis’ who like the smell of shit on their did….even though most greek girls only fuck greek guys….but luckily french girls do it on the first date….

And a more important part of being Greek is being into Moustaches….that’s because some of the best, if not some of the only non hipster / non arab moustaches today are Greek….

That’s probably why her pussy is dripping down her leg for Tom Selleck that legendary Moustache of Hollywood. It must be a real fuck trippy experience for her to be that close to a moustache her dad and uncles used to look at with respect back in the 80s….and luckily she’s doing it in a tight dress.

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2012

02

Jan

Maria Menounos Hard Nipples, Hot Body and Vagina Definition in a Bikini of the DAy


Here are some pics of Maria Menounos’ dangly vagina, which is surprising, even though it is genetic, because you’d expect her greekness to only take it up the ass…..

I’m loving her body and her willingness to walk around pretty much naked….all hard nippled and vagina defined in her bikini bottoms…even though I prefer when she was flashing her cunt in a bikini last year ….

But I’ll take what I can get when it comes to sluts on the beach…cuz I’m stuck in the fucking snow….and I’m craving everyday girls in anything but winter coats…..

Here she is covering her plus sized vagina in a pair of shorts….

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