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2020

27

Jan

Maria Menounos Bikini of the Day

Maria Menounos Bikini

Last week, I posted this:

Maria Menounos is still out here self promoting herself, because why the fuck not, what else is she going to do with herself. She’s in her 40s, no longer on nightly TV talking about other people while deeply wanting to be those people, only to have been able to become some level of those people, thanks to the perversion of you!

So I guess this is her giving thanks for that?! Who knows. Bitch is in a Bikini with her Greek tits that I assume like Anal because the Greek invented it, because sex workers call Anal going Greek out….and that’s about the extent of the discussion….uninspired by Maria Menounos since I first saw Maria Menounos. She just doesn’t have any star power to me. I’ll post it because her happiness is important news.

Glad things worked out for you girl.

To one picture of Menounos with her tits squeezed together in her blue bikini.

Apparently, there was more content around her tits squeezed together in a blue bikini and since she wasn’t working the CBS red carpet to the Grammys like she may have in the past, but instead some other asshole was, who I assume is the new John Tesh with a tan from Entertainment Tonight, I felt give some entertainment news show reporter tits of the past some shine….cuz they are good tits.

Plus she’s Greek and along with inventing Math, the Greeks invented anal, thus the Greeks are closest to what Anal is, she was born for anal, which I guess we could argue all people were born for anal, hence all the queers in society….and girls not getting pregnant…dude to having dudes they meet off tinder finish in their asses instead of their cunts…it’s mainstream that Anal thing. I guess what it comes down to is that I like to write the word anal.



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2020

24

Jan

Maria Menounos Got her Tits Out in a Bikini of the Day

Maria Menounos is still out here self promoting herself, because why the fuck not, what else is she going to do with herself. She’s in her 40s, no longer on nightly TV talking about other people while deeply wanting to be those people, only to have been able to become some level of those people, thanks to the perversion of you!

So I guess this is her giving thanks for that?! Who knows. Bitch is in a Bikini with her Greek tits that I assume like Anal because the Greek invented it, because sex workers call Anal going Greek out….and that’s about the extent of the discussion….uninspired by Maria Menounos since I first saw Maria Menounos. She just doesn’t have any star power to me. I’ll post it because her happiness is important news.

Glad things worked out for you girl.

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2019

19

Nov

Maria Menounos Hard Nipples of the Day

Maria Menounos Hard Nipples

There was a time when Maria Menounos flashed her cunt on the beach by accident and the world got to see her pussy sticking its tongue out at us…but the joke was on us…that pussy was just for peeing and potentially making babies if she wasn’t too narcissistic and obsess with her career as the eye candy reporting celebrity news every night, but never quite becoming a legit celebrity in her own right, but still being jerked off to more than the average bottom of the barrel TV presenter / host….

Her real pussy is her anus. It’s a greek thing. They are just designed with assholes that have glands that secrete lubrication…unless that’s just from too much souvlaki poop….is what you are telling me that poop is her lube…fascinating stuff…which is a first for Maria Menounos since nothing about her, not even her hard nipples in shitty social media ad for a YOGA company are fascinating…

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2019

13

Aug

Maria Menounos No Armpit Hair So You Know She’s Old of the Day

Maria Menounos is old, dated, out of touch and her Calvin Klein bra doesn’t fool me into thinking she’s a millennial….I know she’s too old for that…and you can tell by the fact that she’s got no fake armpit hair like Rat Cow the liar…or real armpit hair like trashcan Bella Thorne…so her trying to be hip, hot and cool at 40 isn’t reeally working for her, and she should really look to her Greek Ancestors to find the secret tzatziki sauce to success…..or she could just read this….cuz the secret tzatziki sauce for an old bitch to get noticed is ANAL…..turn to the asshole..it is the gateway to a soul no matter how old and dried up she is…there’s ample olive oil for that…

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2019

22

Jul

Maria Menounos Bikini of the Day

Maria Menounos Bikini

I am such a huge fan of Maria Menounos and her Greek anal loving ways that I had no idea she had a brain tumor removed….

It happened in 2017, but she’s still talking about it, work every angle you got…

It wasn’t a real cancerous brain tumor that you’d expect a person who talks about brain tumors to help elevate their careers or position as a brain tumor influencer…but she still had it ripped out of her brain…and that’s fucking weird….and makes us all think “Maybe we all have brain tumors too we just aren’t fancy motherfuckers with doctors and CT scans”…

In other Maria Menounos news, the entertainment news host who quit to start her own thing, who you can tell had bigger dreams for herself, but has done ok hosting gossip and finding a rich husband, just won Celebrity Family Feud….cuz if you tell people you’re a celeb enough, they’ll believe you.

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2019

08

Jul

Maria Menounos Misbehaving in a Bikini of the Day

Maria Menounos is still in a bikini, she really wants to be looked at, celebrated, adorned…because we all know her goal wasn’t to be an Access Hollywood host for fucking ever, we all know she want to Hollywood to be a star talked about on Access Hollywood….or whatever show she was on and that she became famous because middle of the road dudes forced to watch the show thanks to their middle of the road wives while eating TV dinners in the trailer park….sexualizing her greek anal loving ass…

Then she got old but is still in a bikini being sensationa.

I am more into her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….

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2019

08

May

Maria Menounos Old in a Bikini of the Day

Maria Menounos is still at it…looking old faced….and tired….

I don’t actually care about Maria Menounos…like she’s not on my radar in any fucking way…probably because none of these girls I write about really are…they don’t exactly exist to me after I forget seeing pics of them….or after I block out how annoying they are on TV….TV they sold their souls out to be on….but she quit that shit to follow her rich husband into other ventures in the media…never quite becoming Barbara Walters or an actress she likely wanted to become…but doing just fine…

But I don’t mind when I am reminded of this curvy, fit, lovely greek girl who I have appreciated staring at her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ..

It was 2011….I haven’t been up to much the last 8 years….

Still doing this…

Damn…that’s depressing…

Even more depressing…I started this in 2004….and people still don’t give a fuck…

What’s the expression – if you do the same thing over and over and expect different results you are a crazy person….

I think that’s it…

Weird

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2019

03

Apr

Maria Menounos Tits of the Day

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I guess Maria Menounos wants you to remember her now that she’s not on nightly TV…

Unfortunately she’s not doing it by communicating with us through her Greek Vagina (anus) – like she was orchestrating some kind of puppet show…

There was a kid in my elementary school who used to do that on recess…He would call it a “red eyed mooner”…clearly a molested child…you have that in white trash communities..

I feel like Menounos and her greek vagina would do that lost art justice…

I have a dream, and it may not be a very good dream, it may not be a very hard to deliver dream, and it doesn’t even need to be Maria Menounos partaking in my dream, she just reminded me of the dream, since I have 40 ideas this good daily….and that dream is…a Shakespearean play performed by women’s assholes..

That said, here are Menounos tits.

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2019

15

Feb

Maria Menounos Looks like a Sex Doll of the Day

Maria Menounos Looks like a Sex Doll….Just not as good as OUR VALENTINE…SEX DOLL

But it’s nice to see her still out there whorin’. She is the celeb gossip queen, no longer a celeb queen on the celeb gossip bullshit…but posting fitness erotica….looking like a sec doll….Just not as good as OUR VALENTINE…SEX DOLL

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2017

22

Dec

Maria Menounos in Red Panty Bottoms of the Day

Maria Menounos cover of womens health with red panties on

Maria Menounos is in a magazine showing off her Greek body…like the clickbait that she was when she was on that entertainment show and people cared about her.

Some of her best work – is vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally…even though her anus is her actual vagina…it’s a greek thing…yes I know I already said that…i like to repeat myself…everyday, every year, like groundhog day…over and over and over again…

But I guess she still wants to matter so she’s out doing media…and here’s that cover you shouldn’t care about.

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