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2014

06

Jan

Maria Menounos’ Bikini Pics of the Day


I don’t care about Maria Menounos…and I don’t really think the general public does. She’s on TV nightly, but thanks to NETFLIX and Apple TV and Cable…the world isn’t forced to watch the celebrity news shows like we were in the 80s, when we had no option but to stare at Mary Hart’s legs and imagine her vaginal juice soaking her high heels…because that’s what perverts do…

But I guess she still has a fan base, for those of us into fat greek asses that we know are also used as the primary vagina in Greece, a cultural trait we hope she brought back with her, to justify a life with such a stupid sounding name….

On a side note, I’ve seen her secondary vagina, the one with a clit, flashed on the beach and it was better than this, but this is still good enough…

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2014

03

Jan

Maria Menounos’ Choreographed Christmas Dance of the Day

I am very late on these Maria Menounos choreographed dance videos where she seems to be in a bikini because like the rest of the world…I don’t give a fuck about Maria Menounos, if anything I hate her because she is a host of a celebrity gossip show owned by the people who own the celebrities and that in and of itself just makes me angry…

I don’t find her all that hot, all that interesting, and I’ve already seen her vagina sticking it’s tongue out at me…but I’ll post it anyway.

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2013

14

Oct

Maria Menounos Does Fitness of the Day

Maria Menounos works out…fascinating that a bitch on some shitty entertainment show…that despite being on daily…is probably some of the worst TV programming out there…would work out…especially when she’s greek and like every greek girl I’ve ever known, loves anal because they culture was built on it…but more importantly has a fat fucking ass from all the Feta cheese and olive oil they eat….like a real fat fucking ass…that starts to form around 25 and never quite stops unless the girl takes extreme measures like fitness to make it happen…

Fitness is something I think that coupled with an eating disorder, can be very beneficial to a woman’s bikini body…or in Maria Menounos’ case..her TV body..

I am not as crazy about this one as everyone else, but I was a fan of her VAGINA SLIP

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2013

21

Jun

Maria Menounos Still in Her Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Maria Menounos in Greece cuz she’s Greek and does Greek…wearing a bikini…playing in the water…showing off her hot body and tight ass that houses her greek prized possession…her anus….and despite being a totally low level celebrity on a shitty show that may be on every night but that is not very respectable, I am still into seeing her press her pussy against a bald head….while wet…battling her friend in a little wrestle as two other girls splash her…if anything, that shit’s like the first scene of a porno…a porno I wasn’t invited to…FUN…


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2013

20

Jun

Maria Menounos in her Bikini in Greece of the DAy

I don’t even know if that chick in a bikini at the start of this Vine is Maria Maria Maria the Greek Loving Greek in Greece Menounos…I have facial recognition and I only recognize her by her cunt that she normally flashes in her bikini, but that she’s not flashing in these bikini pics I am linking to at the bottom of this life changing post I am rushing though because I have better things to do like watch girls in the park tan and figure out ways to convince them to let me apply sun tan lotion on their backs with my dick…it’s a hard life for me…I don’t need to fly to Greece to be ignored by Maria Menounos, and I don’t need to wack off to her pics, when I got the real thing outside my door, too bad I’m lazy.


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2013

19

Jun

Maria Menounos Bikini Ass of the Day


Maria Menounos posted an ass shot to the internet, because she appreciates how much attention her booty gets, you know she knows a low level TV presenter on some ghetto ass show no one should watch, but people do watch, doesn’t deserve to be celebrated…even after showing the world her vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally…a vagina that is actually her secondary orifice behind her asshole…you know being greek and all they have a system in place people and we can’t culturally change them…we can just look at what they like to have fucked…in bikinis….being celebrated and showcased by them…because why the fuck not take all the attention your ass can get…literally…

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2013

10

Jun

Maria Menounos Bikini Birthday Party of the Day

Maria Menounos celebrated her 35th birthday cuz she’s old as fuck, and in celebrating her 35th birthday party she got into a bikini top because I guess she didn’t get the memo that no one wants to see a 35 year old in a fucking bikini. There’s this thing that happens at 34, where a bikini becomes off limits, no matter how fit a bitch is, but for some reason ,bitches never follow that rule. Not that I’m complaining, I look at any disaster in a bikini, I’m just looking out for her best interest, you know if I don’t let her know she’s old as fuck, no one will, cuz being on TV means everyone around you just sucks your dick all day and makes shit delusional…

At least she covered up her greek vagina (ass), by wearing shorts, because usually the ass is the first to start melting.


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2013

04

Mar

Maria Menounos in her Bikini for Instagram of the Day

I don’t know why Maria Menounos is taking a shit in her bathing suit in the garden by the pool….but I am going to assume that it has something to do with the old greek anus….which thanks to all the love it has seen…no longer has the strength to resist or hold back an impending shit….you see cuz that’s what happens when it gets stretched out….

I just know that she posted it to the internet…and I like it…even if it means her asshole doesn’t have as much grip as it used to…

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2013

17

Jan

Maria Menounos Gets Her Ass Fixed of the day

Maria Menounos had a wardrobe malfunction….a word or term I fucking hate using cuz it makes me feel like some candy coated poptart sucking piece of shit gossip blog….you see I prefer the biker approach to life “bitch got her pants ripped cuz of all the ass fucking her greek ass is into”….you know play on the fact that they aren’t sewing her dress back together…but her asshole because in Greece the asshole is the main vagina…the one you use when you’re not trying to make babies….but reality is her dress split, she had a team with a sewing kit, instead of giving the paparazzi a story, like she was Tara Reid…she dealt with it herself using social media…and he’s what it looked like….mocking yourself is always cute.

Who is Maria Menounos again and why does she matter?

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