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2014

17

Jul

Maria Sharapova Working Out of the Day

Want to know what would make these Maria Sharapova workout pics better….if she was half naked and taking fitness way less seriously. I get it, she’s on some Grand Slam Tennis winning streak that is making her a lot of money and proving that she’s the beast player that she’s always been, you know in “I still got it” kind of way…but I always found her hot, I have a thing for the skinny blonde tennis girls who grunt when they hit balls in the most sexual and even violent ways….but I would like her to take some workout tips from these instagram models…who pretend to be fitness girls…It’s like poke your booty out…grab your angles and hashtag #fit #fitspo #fitness #yogapants #booty #shorts #fitlife and whatever else these twats do to get famous, because their fitness pics are better than an actual athletes and that should change….

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2014

10

Jul

Maria Sharapova Bikini of the Day

Tennis champion from many years ago, Maria Sharapova, is still in the tennis game, and is actually doing better than I think she did when she was younger. She’s actually winning shit, which I don’t think has happened in a long fucking time, because despite hating sports, I am into tennis at a very basic human level…girls grunting in skirts, powerful, fit, but not disgusting (except maybe Venus) women, all athletic, fit, able to squat on my dick making sounds I can visualize because they are on TV already…flashing hot asses in panties…it’s just a good fucking sport to get into and by get into I mean jerk off to…far less gay to get hard over than when your favorite football team wins…

Maria Sharapova…Still Hot…In a Bikini…I approve…approval I doubt she seeks…


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2014

02

Apr

Maria Sharapova is Amazing in her Bikini of the Day

Tennis players, when they aren’t built like lesbian tanks, or dudes dressed like girls…but rather on some Russian kick, are exciting to both watch play while they fuck the stadium with their sex noises as they flash their panties skirts…as well as when they are in bikinis.

Maria Sharapova is one of the best their ever was in terms of hotness, and this is coming from a man who masturbates in the stands at tennis matches, as it is the only sport I like watching…and seeing these pics of her in a bikini bring me hope of a better tomorrow in this miserable world we live in…

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2014

09

Jan

Maria Sharapova New Year Nike Fitness Campaign of the Day

Here are some pics of Maria Sharapova, pro tennis player who I don’t even know if she’s ever won, but I do know she has probably made tens of millions of dollars in the industry, showing off some working out hustle for Nike, something I find hot to look at…because fitness is sexy as fuck…but the weird thing about Maria Sharapova is she owns a high end candy line, which is sugar based and sweet as fuck and pretty much the whole reason we need fitness cuz sugar is the devil…so I guess she’s just a fucking lie…but I don’t mind watching her fake a workout for a Nike Campaign…because I am a pervert with a Locker Room Fetish….and before every Locker Room fetish…comes a workout…

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2013

07

Aug

Maria Sharapova in Shape Magazine of the Day

Tennis babe Maria Sharapova is in Shape magazine which makes sense because she’s a fucking pro athlete who if she doesn’t matter in terms of her pro sports career…still has muscle memory that will prevent her from becoming a fat bitch…not to mention there’s sponsors who have their hand shoved so far up her vagina…who she works for to make the millions a year a spokesperson who will cut off the lifeline if she ended up obese…but I’m not complaining that they did a shoot with her, she’s hot, I’m just complaining that it didn’t involve any spread asshole pics…

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2013

07

May

Maria Sharapova’s Hot in Bathing Suits for Esquire of the Day

The first day the site hit over 150,000 visits was in January of 2004 because Maria Sharapova was on the beach in her bikini, pulling sand out of her vagina, because sand in vagina is apparently uncomfortable, unless of course she was just airing her shit out cuz she had a little too much ENRIQUE HEAT up in there….

So I have a bit of a love affair with this tennis star, who I used to love watching play, as she flashed her ass in thick panties, all sweating and grunting, like she was getting fucked on the court….

But these esquire pics remind me of how much all this has changed. I could post her fucking nakded and spread and no dude anywhere would say “holy shit, wtf, let me tell all my friends”…I mean shit, last week I put up a pic of Miley Cyrus Nipple, something that would have crashed servers in the early days, but that no one cares about, except maybe me, because fit girls and their athlete bodies age nicely, a decade later and I’d still like to be the irritant grinding up in her cunt….

Squirt Squirt / Gush Gush / Bounce.

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2012

19

Dec

Maria Sharapova Decorates the Tree in Leggings of the Day

I thought Russians had no religion…but I guess I should be glad that they do…only because it means Maria Sharapova, who I think is actually American, since she moved to Miami to be a big tennis star back when she was 12, but Russian for the sake of this post….or more importantly, a Russian who Americanized herself…for her professional sports career…I guess meaning you won the Cold War….and she represents American Freedom….

I like to think of her fit tennis Enrique Iglesias ass in leggings as some kind of CHRISTMAS MIRACALE but only as she decorates her Christmas tree…the rest of the time…it’s just a fit ass.

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2012

27

Jun

Maria Sharapova Ass Playing Wimbledon of the Day

I love tennis and not because I am classy, high society, a yuppie or WASP……but because it is the only sport I can watch…probably because the chicks aren’t all beast jocks…they moan and grunt like they are taking it up the ass for the first time…and they flash asses the entire fucking time….it is pretty fucking genius across the board…and this Maria Sharapova is the star of the fucking show….


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2010

06

May

Maria Sharapova Has Balls in Her Pants of the Day

Yeah….that was a horrible joke. It is a pretty constant theme in my life but in my defense this bitch didn’t give me anything to work with. There was a time she was the biggest money making person in tennis and it had nothing to do with her playing tennis but everything to do with everyone wanting to fuck her which was a nice reminder to women everywhere that being hot pussy people want to fuck makes you more money than actually being good at something because looks are more important – so all you ugly bitches need to stop trying to get ahead and should just accept your fate and all you pretty girls need to stop getting educated or skilled at something and just shorten your skirt hemline….some advice Maria Sharapova should take cuz clearly these pants make me think she’s forgotten what she’s good for as she actually tries to play tennis and that’s pretty unfortunate…like this post.

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