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2012

24

Feb

Mariah Carey Avoiding Upskirts for Charity of the Day

I think the public service in all this is that bitch was trying to prevent an upskirt…because as much as I love upskirt on even the most battered pussy…I don’t think the general public can handle the kind of crazy going on in this fat baby making older box….but as someone with heart disease and who is going to die from heart disease…I should be more positive about her chairty and focused less on her awkward pussy cover up…

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2011

10

Nov

Mariah Carey Thickness in a Tight Dress of the Day

The above picture is a lie that people are trying to preted is Mariah Carey post baby weight…..70 pounds lighter….a year after she gave birth that resulted in some Jenny Craig spokesperson gig, that probably makes her a lot of money….but is obviously doctored…because you can’t have a spokesperson spilling out of her motherfucking dress….

The reality, see the pictures below, the bitch is still fat…so fat I was going to do a post on how she was inspired by Precious and working on Precious that she’s decided to be like those fat chicks on YOUTUBE Who track their weight gain and eating habits…emotionally eating their way into a fanbase of weirdos….hoping it will land her an oscar….

Don’t believe the Jenny Craig corporate lies….the proof is in the tight dress below…

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2011

04

Aug

Mariah Carey’s Tits in a One Piece for Twitter of the Day

There’s something hilarious about Mariah Carey posting pictures of her “Ocean Workout” on twitter, you know because she’s fucking fat as fuck and the only thing I can assume she’s doing in the Ocean is taking a fucking shit, cuz it was closer than walking back to the hotel, and because she considers taking a shit the closest thing to working out, cuz it is the only time she really feels her lightest after dropping last night’s excessive fat chick meal out of her…

The good news is that with all fat chicks comes fat tits…and here are Mariah’s from a distance so that you don’t have to deal with everything else that is unattractive about her….like her face and body….and that works for me…

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2011

06

Apr

Mariah Carey Pregnant and Naked of the Day

People have been bugging me about posting naked or half naked pregnant chicks the last couple of days…

I want to say it was in anticipation for these Mariah Carey naked and pregnant pictures on the cover of Life & Style or whatever this magazine is, but that would be a lie since I didn’t know this was coming…in reality I forgot Mariah Carey was even pregnant…and when I first saw this shit…and I mean shit…I thought she was just getting bold and finally was accepting of her really disgusting and fat body…you know strip it down to prevent another nervous breakdown…..but instead she’s just trying to celebrate her womb and share it with all her fans…cuz she’s a cunt like that…a knocked up cunt…that reminds us that only liars think pregnancy is a beautiful thing….

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2010

27

Sep

Mariah Carey Falls on Stage of the Day

Based on her thickness, she should be happy the stage didn’t fall from her weight, but instead she just had a sloppy medicated tumble, with titty everywhere, and handlers there to pick her up and annother one to fix her shoes as she sings and the whole thing was lovely but would have been better if there was a little more vagina, a little less of a team of experts to guide her through the incident, and maybe ever a little kick her while she’s down dick in her mouth, cuz you know the best time to cock slap a bitch is when she’s struggling to get up cuz of her stupid high heels she wears to lean up…

Either way, good times.

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2010

21

Jan

Mariah Carey Cleavage in Concert of the Day

I think Mariah Carey’s tits would be more impressive if they weren’t attached to a set of seriously broad fucking shoulders…..you know the only thing that impresses me about fat girl tits is when those fat girl tits are small and that only impresses me on a scientific level because it makes no fucking sense to me why her entire body can be so big, but the one thing you want to have big, as small and awkward looking, because they still have the same shitty sag and shape as fat girl tit cuz they are still fat girl tits just scaled down….not that you care.

Pics via LFI

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2010

18

Jan

Mariah Carey Tits at the Golden Globes of the Day

The worst obvious joke that comes with the Golden Globes is when people call celebrity tit their Golden Globes, like if I said “Here’s Mariah Carey and Her Golden Globes at the Golden Globes”. Every year that joke, that I can’t even consider a joke because it’s so fucking stupid, gets played the fuck out, yet every year some asshole thinks it’s a good idea to recycle the shirt and I guess this year, I am that asshole…cuz here are Mariah Carey’s Golden Globes.

Trust me, this is all a product of me hating myself…

Pics via Fame


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2010

06

Jan

Mariah Carey Drunk Speech of the Day

Mariah Carey was drunk at some award show, or maybe she was just medicated as fuck cuz she was slurring her words and shit like she was Paula Abdul, but at least she was cool enough to admit it on stage, where as other idiots are full of fucking shit when they get loaded to the large tits they are showing off to distract from the rest of them….I think the world needs to be a little more drunk and little more often, it makes life more fun….

Pics via Bauer

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2009

10

Nov

Mariah Carey Wears a Harness of the Day

I hear that Mariah is trying to get pregnant so that people don’t ask why her gut is so big and she figures that in another 20 years, she’ll be able to use her kid to meet new potential husbands (yes that was a bad cougar joke, it happens), unfortunately her menopausal pussy is makin’ it hard for this grandma’ that woulda been if she followed her destiny as being a half black chick from the projects, instead of getting all into herself thinking she can have a career singing 20 years ago, to get knocked up, so she’ll just have to keep showing up to events in bigger and bigger belts to cover her fuckin’ shit up and strap it fucking in.

Pics via INF

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