Despite popular belief, David from 90210 hasn’t killed off or caged Megan Fox, he hasn’t held her captive, although he might as well did, since marrying him has led her no where….if anything it has brought her into a bad place where she’s emotionally eating and unable to figure out that her old bra is too tight for her…maybe he is medicating her due to jealousy of her career, success, etc…or many he’s jus like most older guys who date young girls…controlling as fuck….or maybe she’s all medicated and confused on her own…cuz no one wants her anymore so she’s handling it badly….or maybe she’s just fucking pregnant and ready to have his kids, instead of pulling the Jesus Martinez and stepfathering the motherfuckers….

All this to say, Megan Fox lives…I’m not sure how good she still is, but it is good knowing when all crashes and burns this non-nude actor’s gonna be getting naked to just pay the mortgage and lifestyle and if that doesn’t bring you hope, then you have no fucking soul…

Now stare and her titties getting squeezed tight by undergarmets like the little b-cup sluts they are….

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Here is Megan fox proving she doesn’t use botox by showing off a mutant forehead….

This is ridiculous. I can’t believe I am posting this shit.

I’ve never seen a face do anything like this…I mean shit looks Klingon and you probably like that….and it looks vaginal…and I kinda like that…cuz I’m always down for a good forehead fuck…but this is unnatural whatever the fuck it is…and really why would anyone care about anything Megan Fox…unless it involves her naked in movies trying o make a comeback.

She sucks.

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Here’s a video behind the scenes to some Megan Fox face for Armani cosmetics bullshit because it is the only work she can get…..but I’m warning you listening to her talk about nonsense is fucking tedious, even painful and distracts from the fact that you all want to fuck her….

The highlight of the video is when she sas she loves when her 8 year old stepson tells me I’m beautiful….maybe because she knows she gives him boners when he watches her shower and that means she appeals to the new generation…or maybe cuz her husband’s an old fucking loser who’s son is more fun to hang out with….but who knows with her, and who really cares, the whole thing is pretty much a pile of shit…that doesn’t turn me on…or even appeal to me…she sucks.

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I don’t know what the fuck he deal is with this video…but I figured I’d post it since it is the latest work she’s done on film….you know since she’s been blacklisted in Hollywood….possibly cuz she’s married and teenage boys don’t like married bitches, since marriage is for moms and not for girls they put posters on their wall of….or maybe cuz she’s a cunt who would never get naked…and who really cares…cuz she’s doing hte paparazzi hustle to get notcied….and I’m noticing….even though everything about her is irritating as fuck…..except maybe her body….which I guess makes everything about her acceptable cuz it’s not like we have to listen to her talk and shit…even though I’d want to see her shit…I’d even use her asshole as a feeding tube….but that’s just cuz I’m weird and would do that with anyone…It’s not an honor or award to be the asshole I eat from….

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Am I really posting this? Wow. Desperate.

This is what I call eager to post without the pictures of some bitch and her boyfriend/husband who brain washed her and ruined her career, because that’s something he’s good at, I mean unless you consider being a character they are going to kill off on Desperate Housewives after years of being unable to get work…the kind of person you really want to attach yourself to…cuz you’re just an insecure little cunt addicted to his big useless dick cuz that’s what brain washing is all about…

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I saw these screen caps the other day, I was going to ignore them because I hate Megan Fox and I am glad she self-sabotaged by marrying David from 90210 who is not David from 90210 on Desperate Housewives cuz dude’s got pills to pay….

The only explanation for this movie she’s in is that some kids shat it out, got their rich dad to finance it, needed to attact a star so people would watch it, figured Megan Fox wasn’t working anymore since her only gig fired her, and offered her a couple hundred bucks to really let the world see her Oscar potential…

THis is her Hilary Swank Boys Don’t Cry opportunity that saves her life as an actor….but I’m pretty sure it won’t…

Let’s just hope there’s a scene where she gives a vagina puppet show..

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One of the more depressing parts of my life is that Megan Fox ads for Armani, where she is in her underwear, are the biggest story for my site and I have to write about he site like I fucking care….

One of the more depressing parts of David from 90210’s life is that the only work he can get as an actor is on Desperate Housewives, but I guess when you unemployed housewife in real life looks like this, whoring yourself for bad television cuz you suck is the least of your concerns…

What it comes down to is that I see hot girls half naked everyday, they don’t have the marketing budgets behind them to be Megan Fox hype, which is 95 percent hype, but that makes their facebook albums are more fun to jerk off to….creeper.

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Wind helps light fabrics bunch up in cunts. Making the entire vagina parts enjoyed by some 90210 guy she stupidly married visible….something I am sure he was hoping happened to him by marrying Megan Fox in one of Hollywood’s great mysteries….

This is not one of those times…but it is still Megan Fox…

That’s all.

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I posted a picture of Megan Fox in Underwear for Armani yesterday. Apparently, there are more, because Megan Fox is totally uninteresting and keeping herself busy by working the only job that she got and I figure there’s no need for me to really write anymore, cuz bitch has a fucking novel on her back, and that shit will keep you buys enough that my bullshit, hateful spite, is just distracting….

Here are some more pics of her aimlessly walking the streets, not lost, just not sure where to go or what to do with herself….unemployment makes drifting easy.

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Megan Fox has already posed in her underwear for Armani but apparently she’s doing it again….

I can’t really tell if this pic is old or ner and I don’t really document Megan Fox in her lingerie intentionally or carefully enough to remember anything I’ve ever posted about her, but I figure you won’t be complaining with any Megan Fox lingerie pics, cuz you are a pervert and have trouble getting over people even when they get married, retire from their shitty acting career, and fade into obscurity…It’s that type of commitment that will land you in prison when a girl you like wrongfully labels your passion as stalking…forcing you to teach her what crazy really is…some people just never learn…and it’ll be a great opportunity to stock up on Megan Fox tattoos…..cuz you’re that motivated of a fan…..

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