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2014

10

Feb

Melanie Brown Drunken Bikini Party of the Day

Melanie Brown is out of control! I guess when you’re richer than god and pretty much out of work…your life becomes pretty boring, despite being awesome, allowing you to finance parties on yachts with other girls you dyke out with, just looking for a thrill in your 40s like you were still that hard nippled girl in that Music video about to become an international star….or maybe she just likes being watched, seen and talked about…or maybe…she just doesn’t give a fuck…and really whatever the reason..who cares, I wish I was on this boat with this idiots…grabbing at asses and staging a sex tape…because that would be better than what I’m doing now…which is looking at their pics and talking about them like I care…or like I don’t have a life of my own..which conveniently…I don’t.

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2012

04

Jun

Mel B’s Ridiculous Post Baby Body of the Day

Scary Spice has got herself a pretty scary fucking post pregnancy body….but in her defence….at least she’s not fucking fat…I mean sure she looks a bit like a dude…but she’s got some jacked up fake titties….and shit kinda balances out her insanely broad shoulders…all muscular in a post baby…..with her third baby daddy…cuz one dad for all her kids is not black enough…or something….

Here is the video….

Here are some pics she posted of her cleavage on a private jet…

Posted in:Mel B|Melanie Brown|Scary Spice

2011

05

Jan

Melanie Brown’s Booty in Tight Pants of the Day

I’m down with booty. Nice round protruding ass with attitude that I can visualize my little penis having an intellectual debate with it while trying to enter past it’s cheeks and into the vagina, hoping three inches is enough to get close enough to the vagina to make penetration…you know negotiating various positions hoping that ass can’t overpower my manhood….but I’m not so down with Mel B….because she aged in a horrible fucking way and I can only assume her Eddie Murphey pussy has too…

Here are some pics, cuz booty is booty when you ignore the rest of the bitch.

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2008

27

May

Melanie Brown’s Jungle Ass in Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Spice Girl Melanie Brown in a bikini all bent over and showing off her body in what is probably one of the classiest paparazzi angles out there. I know that shit makes her ass look good enough to perverts who like seeing girls on all fours because they never get girls on all fours in real life but for me, these spying camera shots are uninspired and boring. I think it’d be a lot more interesting if the paparazzi hired obscure artist photographers instead of stupid immigrants with a camera, at least that way I’d be able to post something a little more stimulating to look at.

Either way, it’s nice to see Mel B getting back in touch with her roots in a jungle print bikini, as some sort of tribute to her people that used to run from crazed jungle animals on a daily basis because it’s nice to know that despite having made it and having lots of money and a life of luxury, she doesn’t forget the tribe she came from.

Posted in:Ass|Melanie Brown|Tits

2008

14

Mar

Melanie Brown Bikini Action of the Day

I know that I used to love watching the Spice Girl videos back in the day because I didn’t have money or the internet so porn was less accessible and Scary Spice’s tits were retarded. The fact that she did that for me back in my times of needs makes me have a warm sport for her, and that warm spot is not the same kind of warm spot my wife tries to make me touch at night, it’s more the kind that’s in my heart. So despite being 10 years older, a mom and pretty much damaged goods, I’ll still look at her in a bikini and if I could I’d jerk off to it, just for old times sake….

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2007

14

Sep

I am – Melanie Brown Leaving Dance Rehearsals of the Day

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Here are some Mel B, Scary Spice, Woman With Illegitimate Kid Who’s Baby Daddy Wouldn’t Admit it’s His Because She’s Obviously a Quality Chick So She Had To Get a Paternity Test Like She Was White/Black Trash on Maury, Melanie Brown in some kind of unitard that’s touching her ass, tits and vagina all at the same time like some miracle fabric. She’s leaving dance practice for the upcoming dancing with the stars and I think shit is hot and by hot I mean better than nothing. She was the Spice Girl with the hardest nipples and the on the top of my list to fuck provided their careers ended and she ended up on the street like most girls I charm with my low income. Unfortunately, it didn’t happen because of shows like Dancing With The Stars that are there to give everyone a second fucking chance that they don’t deserve.

So here she is looking alright for someone who just had a kid, she’s bigger but if you put her next to my fat wife she’d look like this anorexic chick we used to lock in a room and force to eat a cupcake because watching the struggle made for good times. She’d cry about how sweet it was and she’s gag and shit and it was just a fucking cupcake. I wish my wife had that problem…but she’s more into eating every cupcake at the neighbor’s kid’s birthday party leaving 20 kids pretty fucking unhappy.


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2007

12

Sep

I am – Melanie Brown’s Tits are Dancing With the Stars of the Day

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Her name is Melanie Brown but she also goes by Scary Spice, Mel B and Melanie B, but I guess it doesn’t matter what she goes by when she’s rocking tits like this. I know she just had Eddie Murphey’s baby which is weird because I thought he banged trannies and trannies don’t have lady parts and can’t get pregnant but either way, she’s is all full of milk and cool enough to show them tits off. The group of mom’s that meet up at my local coffee shop dress like fucking homeless people in over-sized jogging outfits like they have given up on life. These bitches are tired, bored and probably hate each other, but only hang out because all their single friends are out having fun, or working. The closest thing to sexy that they do is lick the icing off the cake seductively reminding us all how they got pregnant and of what they are going to look like in 5 years.

Either way, bitch is prepping for Dancing with the Stars because she’s obviously starved for attention and trying to hold onto that little bit of fame she has and she’s doing it with her tits out because tits are one of the best ways to get attention.

Point of this post is to say that it’s nice to see the progress black women have made in society that to see a set of their tits we don’t have to hit up national geographic.

Bonus – Mel B’s Tits Leaving the Dance Studio


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Posted in:cleavage|Dancing|Mel B|Melanie B|Melanie Brown|Milkjugs|Scary Spice|Tits|Unsorted

2007

12

Sep

I am – Melanie Brown's Tits are Dancing With the Stars of the Day

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Her name is Melanie Brown but she also goes by Scary Spice, Mel B and Melanie B, but I guess it doesn’t matter what she goes by when she’s rocking tits like this. I know she just had Eddie Murphey’s baby which is weird because I thought he banged trannies and trannies don’t have lady parts and can’t get pregnant but either way, she’s is all full of milk and cool enough to show them tits off. The group of mom’s that meet up at my local coffee shop dress like fucking homeless people in over-sized jogging outfits like they have given up on life. These bitches are tired, bored and probably hate each other, but only hang out because all their single friends are out having fun, or working. The closest thing to sexy that they do is lick the icing off the cake seductively reminding us all how they got pregnant and of what they are going to look like in 5 years.

Either way, bitch is prepping for Dancing with the Stars because she’s obviously starved for attention and trying to hold onto that little bit of fame she has and she’s doing it with her tits out because tits are one of the best ways to get attention.

Point of this post is to say that it’s nice to see the progress black women have made in society that to see a set of their tits we don’t have to hit up national geographic.

Bonus – Mel B’s Tits Leaving the Dance Studio


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Scary Spice Upskirt Picture
Mel B Bikini Pictures
Melanie Brown’s See Through Shirt
Spice Girl Reunion Pictures

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2007

09

Aug

I am – Melanie Brown in a Bikini of the Day

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Here are some pictures of a post pregnant Melanie Brown rocking a bikini for all of you fucking losers to look at and either criticize her for being a slut who gets knocked up by dudes who deny it ever happening or talk about her big fat titties that are full of milk to feed the baby dudes who fuck her deny ever doing….

I ended up at the beach at one point in the last few months, it wasn’t a very beautiful thing for the people around me because I am about as attractive as a dying cancer patient in the hospital is and I am not saying that to be insensitive to dying cancer patients, I am saying it to really give you an idea of how unattractive I am. The difference between me and a dying cancer patient is that I am about 300 lbs and they aren’t, but I am probably equally pale despite my native mexican roots. I blame Canada and you should to.

Either way, I am out of the loop, out of practice and confused as fuck so look at these pictures and pretend I never wrote this shit, which won’t be too hard because you probably never read it. Cuddles.

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2007

08

May

I am – Mel B Upskirt of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Mel B almost showing a post pregnancy upskirt, because she did just have a baby that she claims is Eddy Murphey’s about a month ago. Reality that her post pregnancy fat thighs rubbing together and not the gateway to her empty womb, like you want. I was talking to a friend about the concept of Fuck Friends the other day. Usually, the kind of girl who wants a fuck friend is not the kind of girl who gets emotionally vested in banging, which means she can have all the one night stands her heart desires while you’re at home playing xbox, waiting for her phone call to invite you over to bang, which she only does on Sundays or Mondays because those nights aren’t spent at the club….Or she’s the kind of girl who does get emotionally vested in banging, leaving you with a girlfriend after the tenth time you bang, or when she finds out you had a one night stand. All this to say it never really works out your way, because girls can get sex a lot easier than guys, and that is probably why Mel B doesn’t know who her daddy is, like an episode of Maury.

I saw these pictures without the upskirt shot at some point last week and wrote about a Spice Girls Reunion party or some shit, you can check it out HERE, if you have nothing better to…

Posted in:Mel B - Scary Spice|Melanie Brown|Panties|Unsorted|Upskirt

2007

04

May

I am – Spice Girl Reunion of the Day

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So I’ll Tell You What I Want, What I Really Really Want, and that’s for the Spice Girls to go back in time and look like they used to . I know that aging is all part of life, otherwise we’d never get old and life would be all Peter Pan pedophile shit, but looking at them now, all post pregnancy or currently pregnant brings back pretty vivid drunken memories of me trying to jerk off to their music videos. I guess what I am trying to say is that life ends for a chick after she gives birth, her body goes to shit and she should probably do whatever she can to stay out of the public eye as much as possible, because sometimes it’s nice for us to remember the good times, and not be forced to witness the demise…Sure, I can respect that having a family and creating life and all that shit is beautiful in theory, but no one ever said it makes you pretty and I have little interest is seeing a once tight bodied Scary Spice’s Eddy Murphey induced cellulite. That’s all I have to say about that.

On a side note, I have no idea what they are doing hanging out together, I can only assume they are going to try to cash in on being mom’s by launching some children’s album or some shit, but they are probably more like the moms who meet at my starbucks after doing mommy yoga together, to discuss how amazing life is and how having a baby changed their life forever, setting up a life of competing amongst friends about which kid is the best and laughing at their single friend who is still going out every night and fucking random men trying to fill that void…..At least they are doing it dressed like sluts….

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