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2023

08

Nov

Mena Suvari in Red Lingerie of the Day

It seemed like the massive forehead that was Mena Suvari has been pretty much forgotten by the Hollywood machine. She likely made enough money off her American Pie deal that she never has to work again, which is something the 40-something year old has been committed to…because I couldn’t tell you the last thing she was in and her 300k followers on social media makes me think no one givesd a fuck about her and that’s sad.

She was a big fucking deal in the early 2000s, she was taken seriously, we were told she was hot, her booty was marketed to us and then she just disappears on us…we can only assume she has dirt on the predators of the industry, or like Taryn Manning, she’s found jesus….but that’s doubtful since she posted some red lingerie pics….doing a short film…where she wears lingerie and you may be thinking “who wants to see a 40 year old in lingerie”….not even her husband….

I’ll still look at Mena Suvari in lingerie for very very very old times….you know nostalgia or some shit….or maybe I just appreciate a forehead you can see from space in it’s golden years when in lingerie…

Is this a comeback tour now that Hollywood is basically dead? Probably, or she’s trying to be an influencer, either way LINGERIE!

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2023

24

Apr

Mena Suvari Old Lady Tits of the Day

The alien invasion may be happening, assuming that space is real, which I don’t assume, since I am of the school of thought that it is fake and gay, hence the whole never going back to the MOON because they lost the technology FARCE….

The alien invasion is probably from some microscopic parasites doing weird body snatching of the powers that be making this whole world pretty comedic and dopey, but that could just be that the worst people are in charge, like High School, it was never the cool kids who ran for student government and if it was, they made a teen comedy about it.

Mena Suvari, who was a big deal many years ago, arguably a hot bootied, weird forehead super star from American Pie….and now she’s old…but with cleavage…old but with cleavage…like visiting granny at the old folks home and staring at the tits..

Update: That is a pic of herself on the wall, topless in a blazer becasue she can’t get enough of herself, she probably does Cum tributes on photocopies of that picture, you know for when there is no mirror for her to masturbate in front of….these narcissists are real, they are also trash, yet there are just so many of them…

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2020

19

Aug

Mena Suvari Bikini of the Day

Mena Suvari Beach Bikini

Mena Suvari is of the old guard of celebrities who took their online criticism to heart and realized that they needed to work on those things, at least I assume she did, because she’s wearing a hat, and making fun of her forehead was pretty much the general consensus in the industry when she was the alien in a bunch of movies, you know learning about the human condition and what humans are into at the top level, because hollywood movies are the top level…you know the inspiration behind the show Third Rock from the Sun and Mork and Mindy.

Anyway, she listened to the fans and all these years of no one remembering who she is later, she’s got her fucking hat on…unless it is just to protect her from the sun because with a surface area on her head like that, she’s like a solar panel and bitch could get serious heat stroke.

What I am trying to say is that at 41, she still looks fit, only now with small tits…I guess for some women, getting older means getting titties…and for someone known for her ass, she had a good ass in the earlier years, she’s not showing any ass, but at 41, maybe focusing on the new titties and actual ability to CLEAVAGE is more living the dream than showing an ass you know isn’t anywhere near what it was…what do I care…I don’t jerk off to celebrities, I just look at their tits and basically think they are the fucking worst.

Mena Suvari Beach Bikini

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2020

26

May

Mena Suvari Bikini of the Day

Mena Suvari Bikini

Mena Suvari knows her forehead….so she’s got her hair up in her face and a hat on to cover it up.

I guess she’s excited to get back to the beach where she can show off her 40 year old tits after decades of being very fucking flat chested…at least that is what I assume is going on here but I can’t be too sure because I don’t know how to decode ALIEN thoughts…especially not through social media images…

The starlet known for American Pie, American Beauty, American Horror Story, American Woman, American Reunion, American Pie 2….you know all things American…and other movies not named “American”.

I know what you’re thinking, who gives a fuck about Mena Suvari and I agree…who gives a fuck about Mena Suvari..but she’s in a bikini, and she’s got almost 10 projects in Post Production / Completed, so someone out there does….

Mena Suvari Bikini

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2018

11

Jul

Mena Suvari’s Bikini Top of the Day

Hey Mena, from that angle, you don’t look like you have an alien of a head…..you know this picture makes me laugh because most girls are angling themselves so that they don’t look fat…and have mastered the perfect look or pose to make their insecure spots look good or less obvious…they pop the booty, or as it’s called PUSH the booty, they all have a good side….and have spent years doing it…and in Mena Suvari’s case…she’s like “show tit, angle head like this, and I’ll look like a human, no one will notice I am visiting from afar to see how our experiments are going”….and I find it funny knowing she probably took ten pics of this before feeling like her forehead was just right and I guess that’s why I’m posting this.

She is old though….and if memory serves me well…is that even the expression…I remember she had a great round booty with the same surface area as her forehead so it was fucking huge…where’s that booty now…in an era of all girls having booty…cuz this cleavage is less eventful…that full on 40 year old ass.

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2017

15

Jun

Mena Suvari Bikini Tool of the Day

Alien invasion Mena Suvari forehead that is hardly as offensive as it once was now that she’s older and less relevant, but that was totally offensive back when she was first starting out as an actress because she got cast in movie after movie despite looking like an alien invasion, possibly because she is an Alien Invasion and the aliens actually run the country and the media, not the jewish people and fake news….but the aliens..and I guess I’ll never quite know if she’s an alien or not as I won’t have the opportunity to see if she oozes green slime from her pussy – which I guess in Hollywood could just be a bacterial infection rather than proof of extraterrestrial life..

I guess what i am saying is that old Mena Suvari is less interesting than young Mena Suvari who had a fat booty in an era where not everyone had a fat booty…where’s the booty yo…

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2012

29

Oct

Mena Suvari Cleavage Shot of the Day

Hey Mena, from that angle, you don’t look like you have an alien of a head…..you know this picture makes me laugh because most girls are angling themselves so that they don’t look fat…and have mastered the perfect look or pose to make their insecure spots look good or less obvious…they have a good side….and have spent years doing it…and in Mena Suvari’s case…she’s like “show tit, angle head like this, and I’ll look like a human, no one will notice I am visiting from afar to see how our experiments are going”….and I find it funny knowing she probably took ten pics of this before feeling like her forehead was just right and in a place at an angle she was comfortable with I guess that’s why I’m posting this.

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2012

19

Mar

Mena Suvari Grabbing Her Crotch in a Bra for Twitter of the Day

Little alien headed Mena Suvari is on the hustle for her second revival as a pussy in Hollywood worth looking at…as long as you ignore her retard water head looking head….and focus on her INSANELY GREAT ASS ….because you know some of the most disgusting looking humans have some redeeming qualities, whether it is a coinslot perfect vagina, or nice feet.

She’s recently divorced, she’s recently about to be in American Reunion, a throwback to the movie that made her relevant in the first place to the American Public…that I like to attribute to a make a wish foundation dream coming true at the retard school….even though she’s done or tried to do some more serious roles where SHE’S TOPLESS …she’ll always be typecast as the girl some dude had no business wanting in the American Pie Franchise….except maybe to work in his factory for half wages cuz that’s what you do with retards….that enterprising fucker….or for sex…you know cuz a vagina is a vagina….and a vagina matters with an ass like hers attached to it….

Who cares, here she is on twitter, saying “Look at me, I’m back, I’m here, I have a great ass, I’m not gonna spoil this second coming of Mena Suvari”…..

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2012

20

Jan

Mena Suvari in Some Workout Booty Divorce Pics of the Day

I don’t really stay on top of celeb gossip…I just post the pictures and ramble on about the shit…but I do know that Mena Suvari, the Alien from American Pie and other movies…where she was all forehead…filed for divorce…I’m thinking cuz there’s a new American Pie movie coming out and this is all part of that campaign…or maybe it is cuz marriage sucks, doesn’t matter and she’s just realizing that trying to be suburban is boring, lame and closes the door on so much potential cock…

But like every good divorcee…she’s out showing off her mid 30 booty in a pair of workout pants…trying to get in shape but more importantly trying to get some male attention cuz she’s free….ready to fuck….available to fuck…and needs some re-assurance cuz we all know she’s not the spring chicken alien she once was…….


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2011

19

Oct

Some Vagina at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

Every once in a while I like to look at pictures of bitches at events I wasn’t invited to because after 6 years of running a bullshit site about celebrities I hate, why would I get invited to Hollywood events like I was Perez Hilton….because I don’t matter and as far as I’m concerned, either do these bitches….but they think they do…and I guess that significant difference is what sets us apart..I mean that and the fact that you want to have sex with their tits, or at least see them naked….even if you may not know who any of them are…F-List….but more important than any of us….depressing to some…but all right to me…cuz I hate getting off the couch anyway….and wouldn’t attend their event if they paid me…so there…

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Julie Bowen

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