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2014

30

Oct

Michelle Rodriguez for AIDS of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez showed off her tits at some amFAR Aids event hat I assume is some overpriced event that costs millions to put on, to give the top tier people great parties to attend and feel better about themselves at…while giving lower levels something to try to sneak into…all while raising money for AIDS…because AIDS needs money to buy houseboys off craigslist…

Now I never realized Michelle Rodriguez had tits, but that’s probably cuz I was distracted by her dick…a dick worth embracing, especially at an AIDS event…because even Trannies get aids, especially the gutter street ones that are used by married “straight men”…in back alleys….they are often broken, confused and addicted to drugs…where condoms while getting raped by perverts don’t always come into play…

All this to say, I have never fucked a tranny, I find Trannies weird and unhuman, but I would still be friends with a tranny, since I’ve never really cared what gender underwear my friends wear, or really what my friends put in their ass..I’m so modern…

That’s not to say Michelle Rodriguez is a tranny…it’s to say she may be one…but then again so could most lesbians…

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2014

18

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez is Fun of the Day

I am not a psychologist, and I really don’t even know anything about Michelle Rodriguez, other than I thought she was a lesbian with Cara Delevingne, something that could have just been for publicity, all acting in love and inseparable, until being separated…. what the fuck do I know, I don’t leave my house or know these people…and then she wasn’t a lesbian…because she was on a boat with Zac Effron, who I assume was gay, because he’s gotta be gay…which I guess means they are fucking, because when people are on boats together, especially massive yachts with 20 other people, they are always fucking…

And now she’s just taking in being watched on instagram by doing all kinds of crazy…like riding the baggage carousel at the airport…posting quotes like “I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions, or unnecessary conversations”…we call that being broken up after realizing she’s been used…and a little parkour because the one thing I do know about Michelle Rodriguez, one thing for sure, it’s that she’s very ape-like…

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2014

11

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez is Naked in the Mud of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez got drunk at an Irish wedding. Based on the Irish people I know. I would assume that anything Irish would involve being drunk. So she decided to deal with her hangover by stripping out of her lesbian pant suit I assume she wore…even though she pretends she’s over the whole lesbian thing now….to walk through the mud naked for instagram…and from the angle they shot it at…and the distance they shot it from…the whole thing turned out good enough to look at…and I’m not just saying that because Michelle Rodriguez always looks like she’s covered in mud thanks to her color, making this some kind of journey home dramatic film…I am saying it because I like naked ass on instagram!

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2014

07

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder if it is a coincident that Michelle Rodriguez’s initials are Mr.

There’s no way there’s no penis attached to these broad fucking shudders…that you can’t see in these instagram pics she’s posted – but that you can see in the bikini paparrazi pics if you CLICK HERE

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2014

04

Aug

Michelle Rodiguez Bikini Party of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron our having sex. Considering she was a lesbian and he is gay, we can assume it is more about getting high and him jerking off into a shot glass for her to insert in her vagina to make herself a baby, as lesbians do…but I could be wrong…it happens…what I am not wrong about is how she’s diving into the ocean off a boat…and she posted this video…

Then she posted this video of what I think is her using a vibrator…that’s what it sounds like…because she’s clearly not getting dick…not that she wants dick…it kinda goes against being a Lesbian…

Here is her pic of her with a bunch of dudes…because well…she clearly she doesn’t identify herself as a lesbian…since lesbians hate everything with a penis.

TO SEE MORE OF HER BIKINI PARTY CLICK HERE

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2014

31

Jul

Michelle Rodriguez and her Weirdo Bikini Selfie Video of the Day

People may not know this based on the bratty behavior of celebrities…but they all love attention. They only moved to Hollywood for attention. There is no talent, there is no passion, there is no art…there is just some asshole who thinks “I’m good looking enough and persistent enough to get myself in movies, make a lot of money and really just carry myself into retirement, because I’m awesome”…and idiots who do casting buy into the bullshit…

Michelle Rodriguez is one of those people, so even with her not being all that famous anymore, she’s running around in a bikini, but more weirdly, creating this bikini videos of herself that remind me of a snuff film or shitty porn…and I’m not going to try to make sense of it, because I don’t care…but I know these motherfuckers love cameras and all of their phones must have so much self produced content of their narcisstic and vain selves…that it’d be disgusting…something I’d expect videos of Michele Rodriguez rolling around to be…only for some reason I dig em…

To See Her in a Bikini FOR THE PAPARAZZI CLICK HERE

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2014

27

Jun

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Picture of the Day

While socialite and part time model, who I guess all models are part time models, since they only get overpaid for work one or two days a week, while partying and doing cocaine the rest of the time, is on vacation grabbing cock, with other girls – saying to the world “I ate her pussy, but I like cock too, you can’t black or white this shit, and not because Michelle Rodriguez is not black or white, but because this is the 2014s, we’re all fucking homos”….

Michelle Rodriguez – took on doing some acrobatic shit in a bikini…Fascinating…..but not at all because Michelle Rodriguez is not hot….

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2014

26

May

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Pic of the Day

It’s safe to say that this is the best picture I’ve seen of Michelle Rodriguez, Lesbian, pretty much in the history of Michelle Rodriguez because it reminds of of some kind of Lesbian Mermaid, doing a dolphin dive, showing the world where girls stick their noses while she’s not wearing the strap on she uses to be the man that she is…

If you read this site you will know this is one of her old tricks…andShe was a Monkey in a Bikini in Cannes…

In 2007:
HERE

In 2011:
HERE bonus MEME and in HERE

IN 2012:
HERE

All uneventful, all lesbianic…yet half naked, even though lesbians are historically designed to wear snowsuits…


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2014

23

May

Michelle Rodriguez Lesbian Bikini of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez is a lesbian in a bikini in Cannes…who gives a fuck..

Shee was a Monkey in a Bikini in Cannes…

In 2007:
HERE

In 2011:
HERE bonus MEME and in HERE

IN 2012:
HERE

If you like repetitive bullshit, like a monkey looking’ lesbian in a bikini….then I guess M-Rod who doesn’t like ROD, unless it is attached to a girl model with straps….is your girl…


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