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2014

12

Jun

Mila Kunis Talks About Her Mangled Vagina in Marie Claire of the Day

THis is what MILA KUNIS had to say about her giving birth…


“Two people are allowed in my delivery room. My doctor and my significant other. And he is staying above the action. He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn’t if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It’s just a matter of how badly.”

And I just threw up. Mila Kunis talking about her ripped part pussy..is way too fucking graphic for my weak, sensitive soul to handle.

I don’t care what they teach you in Biology classes. Pregnancy, and passing a child through your fucking pussy is totally unnatural and something I would likely want to pretend doesn’t happen every time I have sex with a mom, but I can’t cuz her pussy is so big…

The only way you’re into a sewed up pussy after birthing, or seeing a shredded pussy right after birthing, is if you’re a fucking weirdo psychopath…

Either way, this is the worst quote ever…sometimes honesty should be ignored for promises of a C-Section…so we can focus on her hormonal milk filled tits..right?

Here are the pics from the magazine that aren’t overly pregnant…

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2014

10

Jun

Mila Kunis Pregnant With Demon Child Pics of the Day

Some girls have decent pregnancy, where they stay fit, not bloated, but I guess when Mila Kunis decided to throw in the towel..

You know, run back to her childhood boyfriend, the one guy who understands her, who just happens to be a billionaire and the only costar from her past to have any real career. Whether it’s from his own TV shows, to a massive sitcom he got overpaid on, to all the dot com and app initiatives he’s thrown money at that have worked, he’d make for a good father to her kids, the kind of guy, despite not being Jewish, who could provide their child the best life…and for him, I mean he has known her forever and knows that she has her own money and that her gold digging comes from a good place because she knew him when he was nothing…

I get the whole thing, it’s just too bad her first pregnancy looks like shit, because first pregnancy can be hot, knowing a baby has yet to ravage the vagina, but once it is said and done her vagina will also look like shit, and not because of remnants of Culkin herpes, but thanks to baby making destruction,

Either way, she went out in public, and looked like a hearse, which was convenient, since she’s pretty much dead…at least in terms of sex appeal.

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2014

24

Mar

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis on Kiss Cam Making Babies of the Day

Here’s a video of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis not showing you how they knocked her up, a story that is upsetting so many Mila Kunis fans, who I guess forget she spent close to a decade with a crackhead Culkin, who despite not being the devil, like Ashton Kutcher is, but clearly a way more offensive choice…not to mention, Mila Kunis is old now, she barely exists, you will never meet her…so move the fuck on.

I mean they started out in Hollywood together, were on a hit show together got rich together and played boyfriend and girlfriend on TV together, when they were probably fucking between takes….

If anything, this Hollywood “union” is one of the only one that makes sense…the only real bummer in all this is that Ashton Kutcher is reproducing, because he’s one annoying fuck you would hope his genetic line got cut short…but whatever…Kiss Cam..it’s about the Kiss Cam…

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2014

05

Mar

Mila Kunis Has GIven Up of the Day

Real girls don’t eat…it takes a good pregnancy, or engagement, or trapping of a man to say, fuck my career I’ve made my money, it’s about my happiness, and giving up, pass me that corn dog…and that is far more depressing than her marrying Ashton, because you never had a chance, who cares who she fucks, what matters is how she looks, and more importantly, the condition of her pussy…something I guess she doesn’t seem to care about

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2013

08

Mar

Mila Kunis Pantsless for Allure of the Day

Mila Kunis is alright….isn’t she? Who cares who’s dick she puts inside her unprotected…that she will likely marry…and have kids with…none of that matters….because she’s just pictures and videos to us….pictures and videos we should all collectively try to get pregnant by throwing our load at our computer screens…hoping for some technological glitch…like the movie Weird Science…

Seriously…she’s pretty fucking good….in this allure photoshoot….despite all the flaws in her and her personality…and her sex life and public image….because none of that affects us…but her pictures do….and I want to impregnate them…..

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2013

27

Feb

Mila Kunis for Marie Claire UK of the Day

Everyone’s favorite Hollywood babe who should be blacklisted like this was the McCarthy Era and she was a communist, cuz her crime is far worse that reading the Communist Handbook, and involves inserting Ashton Kutcher in her…..And sure he’s rich, successful, good looking….and all the girls want a piece…but Mila….Mila and him have something so special that no one would understand cuz they worked together when she was 14….in the equivalent of hollywood High School sweethearts….he is still annoying as fuck, polluted by Demi Moore’s demon forming vaginal juice….and up there with the person in Hollywood I hate the most and wish bad things upon…making her stock and sex appeal go way down from when I was writing her love poems….but I’ll still look at her as she Shows Off the Boobs That Belong To Ashton Kutcher…that he plays with, sucks on, and possibly has sex with….because ultimately…I don’t give a fuck who or what she puts inside her….it is irrelevant to me and I can appreciate lookin at her pics for hours and hours and hours cuz I got nothing much else goin on….

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2013

20

Feb

Mila Kunis is the Face of Gemfield of the Day

It turns out that not only is Mila Kunis the fucking worst….despite potentially being the best….all because of the penis she selects for her vagina….something that normally doesn’t bother me..because I know I am not fucking her, I’ve never even met her, and the penis she puts in her doesn’t concern me, I have better things to worry about….but when it is Ashton Kutcher…or the girls who put Ashton Kutcher inside them….it is all I think about when I see their pics….making her a Romantic comedy star I could once handle and even think about fucking in the most dirty of ways…and now all I see is his doppy, privileged, annoying as fuck face….a face that is now working for a rare gem company and I figured I’d post one of the pics…to see her all made up with expensive jewels on herself….because why the fuck not….


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2012

27

Dec

Mila Kunis in Esquire Dec 2012 of the Day

I am not the kind of creepy fan boy who gets emotional about who any of these twats dates, you know like the guy who carves life size models of their favorite celebrity out of their 8 year dried semen reserve, to fuck, sleep with and marry in fake ceremonies in their mom’s basement…but I just can’t stand Ashton Kutcher, whether he makes 30 million dollars a year or not, he annoys me….and the fact that she is locked into him, and will likely marry him and have his demon spawn, makes her a facilitator, or an enabler, when really his genetic line should end there…

That said, it’s made her far less of a babe to me, but luckily for her, she’s still a fucking babe.

Here are some hot pics from esquire…

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2012

18

Oct

Mila Kunis is a Dumpy Sexy Girl Alive of the Day

Mila Kunis was rated the Sexiest girl alive in some bullshit, nonsense, ranking system invented by whatever magazine it was who decided she was the sexiest woman alive.

All media is a lie it is all make belief motherfuckers, there is no rhyme or reason to their lists….and this girl just has a good PR Team, Management Team and Agent…

The only flaw in their strategy is the whole Ashton Kutcher love affair, because it annoys the general public, but that’s just because he annoys the general public, and we were happier when he was locked into an evil, 50 year old, disgusting coke head with emotional issues than some young starlet he’s known forever…it was a better love story/ prison sentence, fate worse than death…..


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