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2013

20

Feb

Mila Kunis is the Face of Gemfield of the Day

It turns out that not only is Mila Kunis the fucking worst….despite potentially being the best….all because of the penis she selects for her vagina….something that normally doesn’t bother me..because I know I am not fucking her, I’ve never even met her, and the penis she puts in her doesn’t concern me, I have better things to worry about….but when it is Ashton Kutcher…or the girls who put Ashton Kutcher inside them….it is all I think about when I see their pics….making her a Romantic comedy star I could once handle and even think about fucking in the most dirty of ways…and now all I see is his doppy, privileged, annoying as fuck face….a face that is now working for a rare gem company and I figured I’d post one of the pics…to see her all made up with expensive jewels on herself….because why the fuck not….


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2012

27

Dec

Mila Kunis in Esquire Dec 2012 of the Day

I am not the kind of creepy fan boy who gets emotional about who any of these twats dates, you know like the guy who carves life size models of their favorite celebrity out of their 8 year dried semen reserve, to fuck, sleep with and marry in fake ceremonies in their mom’s basement…but I just can’t stand Ashton Kutcher, whether he makes 30 million dollars a year or not, he annoys me….and the fact that she is locked into him, and will likely marry him and have his demon spawn, makes her a facilitator, or an enabler, when really his genetic line should end there…

That said, it’s made her far less of a babe to me, but luckily for her, she’s still a fucking babe.

Here are some hot pics from esquire…

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2012

18

Oct

Mila Kunis is a Dumpy Sexy Girl Alive of the Day

Mila Kunis was rated the Sexiest girl alive in some bullshit, nonsense, ranking system invented by whatever magazine it was who decided she was the sexiest woman alive.

All media is a lie it is all make belief motherfuckers, there is no rhyme or reason to their lists….and this girl just has a good PR Team, Management Team and Agent…

The only flaw in their strategy is the whole Ashton Kutcher love affair, because it annoys the general public, but that’s just because he annoys the general public, and we were happier when he was locked into an evil, 50 year old, disgusting coke head with emotional issues than some young starlet he’s known forever…it was a better love story/ prison sentence, fate worse than death…..


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2012

08

Oct

Mila Kunis is Pretty Amazing for Esquire November of the Day

I am going to call bullshit on Mila Kunis being the sexiest woman alive….because she is not the sexiest woman alive…that’s a bold fucking statement….making me wonder what the motives are here….

Is it an ad deal for one of her upcoming movies?

Is Ashton Kutcher an investor in Esquire, or a friend to Esquire and would he trick the editors into making his girl the sexiest woman alive, since it makes him feel good about himself…and his possible small penis….that I would assume he has based on the amount of constant attention he draws on himself…..

Maybe Esquire is run by her publicist who told them choose Mila or we’ll cut off the information supply…cuz before this photoshoot…Mila Kunis was never sexy….she was cute and nerds loved her…but even in bikini in movies she was like the girl next door with a nice face that Ashton Kutcher violates when not masturbating to granny porn…

Sure she’s hot, she takes a good photo and she looks fucking sexy with her shirt off and her ass all round and lovely in a bikini for Esquire…but I think this is the first time this sexy thing has happened for her…confusing me…but not making me complain too hard cuz she looks pretty amazing and I am a fan of amazing.

Here’s the video….

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2012

21

Aug

Mila Kunis Decent Booty Shot of the Day


I don’t know when this Mila Kunis picture is from, I just know that her ass is in a pair of leggings, but more importantly, that this ass that is in leggings is getting fucked by Ashton Kutcher, despite the remnants of Culkin’s semen attached to the asshole like some kind of tattoo she can’t remove…scars really….that won’t be as offensive as the fetus growing in her womb that we all know is weeks away from being announced…cuz that’s what happens to girls at 30 who really feel connected to old friends from when they were 14 who they’ve grown up together in Hollywood with….something no one can take from them….

I know people love her and think she’s hotter than she is….so that’s why I’m posting it….


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2012

30

Jul

Mila Kunis For GQ Russia of of the Day

I just woke up – it is 7 pm – this weekend was a fucking wreck – I am still alive – I am just not entirely sure if I am happy to be alivee….

I don’t really care about these photoshopped Mila Kunis pics that are probably old….because she fucks Ashton Kutcher, she’s 30 and her short legs need heels. She’s overrated.

More importanlty, I am pretty sure she’s pregnant with Ashton Kutcher’s baby.

It would only make sense…you know it would explain her thickness that you can see if you click the below link….

I am not asshole…but she is probably pregnant with one.


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2012

19

Jul

Mila Kunis Works it for the Nerds in Glamour of the Day

I officially know that Mila Kunis knows who her fan base is – before I just assumed she didn’t give a fuck about maintaining an image, you know with the whole getting AIDS from CULKIN shit, but now she’s figured it out….target the geeks, the virgin loser, comic book geeks and they will lock in and be loyal for a lifetime….you know make them think you are the one who gets them and they will confuse you for being hotter than you are….you know talk about things they like…like Star Wars vs Star Trek and give them butterflies in their stomach….knowing that they will pay to see you on the big screen, when real dudes who don’t give a shit, will just watch it on TV…..or if a girl they are trying to fuck makes them…cuz that’s how real dudes interract with movies…they use them to get girls over on off nights to fuck…while virgin losers….that shit is all they look forward to….

She’s played it well. She’s average at best. Old, boring and probably a cunt…more importantly, she’s fucking Ashton Kutcher and the only hope is he gets her CULKIN AIDS and dies faster than Magic Johnson cuz that’s the only good that can come out of that….Now, watch her clip for Glamor…

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2012

17

Jul

Mila Kunis Shitty for Interview of the Day

Mila Kunis, the most loved girl in Hollywood, even though she is cute at best, in what I can only assume is that jewish people run Hollywood, and like to endorse hot jewish girls, because jewish guys, who are paying for movie tickets and DVD collections, like jewish girls who are hot…..because they are usually forced to marry that way, and this brings them hope….while loyal fan boys are also seduced by her, for the simple fact that she’s in a movie and not ugly….and you can pretend one day when you become a billionaire, or inherit your Grandfather’s millions, you’ll get her to marry you…..until remembering she’s with Ashton Kutcher….he’s fucking the girl you think is your girl even though it is all fantasy and she will never talk to you even if you happen to be at the table next to her or even the seat next to her on a flight, but your overbearing mother gave you hope that you could have anything you want…reality hasn’t set in….

This is a shoot for Interview magazine, and who really cares about what she’s gotta say, Interview Magazine, I really just wanna see her naked….to guage how meaty her vagina is….and to take her to the next level of celebrity bitch I want to jerk off to….and this photoshoot doesn’t really cut it, but it does show some upper thing which is enough for the religis to cum themselves too…

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2012

13

Jul

Mila Kunis Sucks as the Face of Miss Dior of the Day

Mila Kunis was cast as the face of Miss Dior in their new campaign, and shit was as boring as you’d fucking expect a cash grab like this to be. You know when you are the mose overrated girl in Hollywood, who has fucked some of the worst men in Hollywood, at the top of her fucking career, she doesn’t even have to fucking try anymore….at least that’s what I assume is going on here cuz this campaign needs a little less face – a lot more body….ideally half naked….I can’t believe I fell into the marketing trap that was Mila Kunis, thanks to an awesome PR Team the last few years…..where I went along with the “she’s the hottest bitch around”…contributing to her not feeling inclined to get naked in movies or in fashion campaigns…because she doesn’t have to….and I’ve failed as an objective critic….and here is her shitty campaign that is more a campaign designed to make you hate her with me….

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