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2012

26

Jun

Mila Kunis Looking Pretty Fucking Gross of the Day

I partially feel cheated by Mila Kunis….sure unlike you I grasp that she doesn’t know I exist….and unlike you I don’t think she’ll ever be fucking me….and when I look at pics like this…I really don’t care about that….and unlike you, I don’t care what her taste in men is, even if one is a Culkin, raped by Michael Jackson, possibly HIV positive…..and the other Ashton Kutcher….pretty much the worst dude in all of Hollywood….for reasons that vary from annoying, to fucking annoying…to I hope someone beats that bitch with mommy issues up and leaves him to die…..for unrelated reasons to him banging Mila Kunis like this was That 70s Show……..

I feel cheated cuz I thought she was fucking cute. I really thought she was the ideal bitch to watch in movies, I mean other than her little tits that she never put out there naked….but still fucking cute….but I was wrong…and I’m never wrong about that shit….it was all movie magic…and this reminder in the form of pictures makes me hate her….


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2012

04

Jun

Fat Mila Kunis Gets Heckled of the Day

Unfortunately…I saw the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie Awards…that were as interesting as an hour long commercial for every movie made last year targeted at 16 year olds could be. Russell Brand wasn’t funny….if anything he was annoying and people in the audience…even the people paid to be in the audience didn’t even laugh as his miserable jokes…

The highlight of the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie awards….were when Mila Kunis walked out, someone yelled at her, probably that she looks fucking fat as shit, all bloated as fuck….only to have Marky Mark and the funky bunch, who thinks he is a tough guy cuz he trains for shitty movies where he plays a boxer….to step up and threaten him….in what was not even dramatic enough to be interesting, unless you are like me, and wish you had he opportunity to heckle Mila Kunis…ideally with my genitals and her mouth…cuz fat or not…I’d still celebrate National Donut Day, 3 days late, only clit.

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2012

04

Jun

Fat Mila Kunis Gets Heckled of the Day

Unfortunately…I saw the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie Awards…that were as interesting as an hour long commercial for every movie made last year targeted at 16 year olds could be. Russell Brand wasn’t funny….if anything he was annoying and people in the audience…even the people paid to be in the audience didn’t even laugh as his miserable jokes…

The highlight of the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie awards….were when Mila Kunis walked out, someone yelled at her, probably that she looks fucking fat as shit, all bloated as fuck….only to have Marky Mark and the funky bunch, who thinks he is a tough guy cuz he trains for shitty movies where he plays a boxer….to step up and threaten him….in what was not even dramatic enough to be interesting, unless you are like me, and wish you had he opportunity to heckle Mila Kunis…ideally with my genitals and her mouth…cuz fat or not…I’d still celebrate National Donut Day, 3 days late, only clit.

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2012

25

Apr

Mila Kunis Ass in Leggings of the Day


I find Mila Kunis amazing to look at. She’s probably the top girl in Hollywood as far as I’m concerned but I am tired of hearing losers whine about her fucking Ashton Kutcher, because they don’t know the bitch, and really who fucking cares who she’s fucking, it’s not like you’re a fucking candidate to visit her twat or something….this kind of behvior always weirds me out…..

Sure, Ashton Kutcher is fucking annoying, he blocked me on Twitter in the beginning of Twitter along with one other dude, because he clearly has no sense of humor or good taste..takes life too seriously….proven by that whole Demi Moore bullshit….but more importantly proven everytime his successful ass opens its annoying fucking mouth…..

But you know what, it is very possible that Mila Kunis sucks as a fucking human. Lots of good looking girls are lame and like lame guys who do lame things cuz they have no personality and no idea what’s up. It is very possible that she’s not funny, interesting, cool, she could easily be a bitch who always looks at herself in the mirror talking about hollywood and other uninteresting drivel that you would hate….you see cuz the Mila you think you know and love is a fucking character idiot….

It is very possible that her and Ashton Kutcher are equally fucking idiots who lucked out cuz the producer of 70s show was a pedophile who like underage kids with model like faces….who found love 10 years later cuz they came up together and get each other like no one else gets them who want to fuck…..meant to be together…true asshole love….

What we can hope for is that Mila Kunis got AIDS from Culkin who got it from Michael Jackson and sharing needles with street kids when he was all tormented in the 90s, that she gives to Ashton Kutcher when fucking during a Demi who banged everyone to get a career cuz she was ugly, herpes outbreak…because Ashton Kutcher HIV Positive makes him more tolerable knowing he is suffering….

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2012

14

Mar

Mila Kunis in a Semi-See Through Shirt at the Airport of the Day

I am the kind of guy who really thinks Mila Kunis has got it going on….

I mean other than the pollution and damage Culkin’s cock has probably done to her pussy…something I can still see past…because I have no standards but more importantly haggard, battered, damaged pussy with baggage that could even be HIV positive is kinda what I do….It just never looks as good as this…or smells as good as I think this must smell…because I get some low grade pussy….and this Mila Kunis shit is top tier….at least in terms of Hollywood….cuz for the most part….Hollywood pussy is not really top notch pussy….but eager to be famous, liked, all insecure and irritating pussy….but when it looks like Mila Kunis…it works for me….at least for me to look at in pictures for the sake of this blog…cuz I’m more into jerking off on girls that to pictures or videos of girls…I’m crazy like that….you know a 90s pre internet pervert blast from the past…but I can still appreciate how nice it would be to cum in something that’s packaged like this…

Here she is at the airport in a see through….


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2012

13

Mar

Mila Kunis Gets Fucked By a Bike Seat of the Day

I’m the kind of pervert who likes to make pervert stories out of innocent situations because it makes those situations more interesting to me….Everything in life can be pornographic if you look at it the right way…from eating messy foods, to wearing booty shorts to the grocery store in March, to working out, to facial expressions made in car when on bluetooth, and as Mila Kunis proves…. riding bikes….

She’s up on some hipster cruiser, showing the world exactly why I love sniffing bike seats on hot summer days….you know cuz they are all pussied up….and if you catch them in time….they still have the smell and even the moisture that’s seeped through the shorts, pants, skirts or dresses the girl riding it was wearing…especially after a long ride…vaginal lip on seat connecton is high….and I always just assume it feels good for a bitch, hitting bumps, with all her weight focused on her cunt, I mean else would they ride a bike, when they could just taxi….see cuz life is a fucking porno…I don’t just think it is…it actually is…

So here’s Mila Kunis, showing little cleavage with a seat jacked up her ass and I’m in love with everything these pics have to offer.


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2012

09

Mar

Terry Richardson’s Mila Kunis Fail of the Day

It is pretty amazing how fucking deeply involved Terry Richardson is in the celeb world, that motherfucker sold out really well…He shoots every celebrity shoot for magazines and does every single major fashion campaign…and just the other day it came out that he banged Lohan….Living the fucking life….

But Today, on his rise, or stay at the top, he fucked up. He had Mila Kunis in Studio, someone I am sure he’s known from years back in NYC during her Culkin hipster years, you know since Culkin was in his book Terry’s World at least 7 or 8 years ago, back when Mila first got her pussy HIV tained by the child star….

Anyway, instead of Terry Richardson doing pics you can all jerk off to, like he did with the amazing LINDSAY LOHAN HALF NAKED ….

He got her in a plaid shirt, like a fucking bull dyke, ready to go chop wood at the country cottage, before making an organic vegan meal.

Motherfucker.

Lost opportunity.

The story of my life.


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2012

05

Mar

Mila Kunis is Amazing in April 2012 Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

There are a few girls in Hollywood who I don’t hate….Mila Kunis is one of them…

She doesn’t do anything annoying…she’s not an attention seeking cunt…but most importantly she’s pretty fucking hot…and that may be why I like her cuz when a bitch is hot…it kinda cancels out how annoying, unstable, or stupid she is…it kinda carries them and blinds guys like me from their horrible core….

Sure she was banging a Culkin for a decade and may have even been married to him…leading me to think she probably got herpes or AIDS from him…and even that doesn’t matter…cuz when there’s an end to a long term relationship comes a flood of slutting out that I always like to try to throw my penis in front of….

She’s in Harper’s Bazaar and she’s looking pretty ok to me….tainted by Culkin AIDS or not cuz I’m not fucking her….and even if I was I doubt I’d be too phased by it…

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2011

16

Nov

Mila Kunis is GQ’s Knockout of the Year of the Day

There’s a pretty simple reason that Mila Kunis is the knockout of the year according to GQ …and that’s because she’s pretty much the hottest pussy in Hollywood and I’m not saying that cuz her pussy has been stolen by Culkin, or even cuz that rash Culkin left her is having a flare up, I’m saying that cuz she’s a small, tight little package I have always wanted to fuck….from the days as a 14 year old on That 70s Show…to the time I saw her doing some stage show that I wished was more stripping than reading Family Guy lines….to all the other shit she’s done…that I haven’t bothered seeing cuz it is non naked and I hate hollywood sex scenes…but would love to see her nude….making me agree with GQ on this one…Mila Kunis is the hottest pussy in Hollywood this year.

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2011

16

Nov

Mila Kunis In Some Tight Jeans of the Day

Mila Kunis may be in tight jeans….but I’d prefer her in no jeans…she is one of the hottest vaginas in hollywood, keeping it all stuffy and caught up under all that fabric should be an offense….instead, shit should be in a trophy case, with spotlights on it at all times…touring town to town…letting all the people look and touch….but I gues that’s just fantasy, so I’ve got no choice but to be satisfied with what I got…which are these shitty fucking pics…

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2011

03

Aug

Mila Kunis’ Exciting Russian Fetish Video of the Day

I’ve seen this video circulating….and I didn’t bother with it because I figure seeing a Ukrainian immigrant speaking Russian when in Russia doing promo for a movie wasn’t all that exciting, you know call me crazy….

If anything I find it irritating when I’m around imported women and I can’t figure out what they are saying, or whether they are plotting my death cuz my threats of sending them back to their war torn countries aren’t going over as well as I hoped….cuz Russian girls are all spoiled brat who don’t remember what communism or the iron curtain is all about…especially since they were raised here…

I mean and I also find Russian as erotic a language as German or Arabic, you know all hacking and coughing and violent like I’m gonna get prison raped sounding….

Not to mention, the rumor is she’s defending Justin Timberlake in the interview….cuz she’s probably fucking him….making this even less erotic than it already is….

I think Mila Kunis is just good to look at, or masturbate to in her re-runs of that 70s show…

Here she is in LA…probably speaking english…except maybe when she buys her illegal firearms and cocaine….from Dimitry and Vladimir her Russian mobster friends she met when she was a kid at Vodka soaked Russian work camp….

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2011

12

Jul

Mila Kunis GQ Photoshoot of the Day

Mila Kunis finally got into her panties for something other than that homosexual Culkin who I’m pretty sure is HIV positive and who I like to believe never had sex with her because she doesn’t have a penis….

I guess the lift of oppressive child star tormented soul cuz everyone loved him as a child and now everyone can’t be bothered with him cuz he looks like a street kid who sucks dick for meth money, a charm that sucked this hot pussy in for a decade, maybe cuz she had a creepy home alone fetish, with his pictures on the wall back in the Ukraine, leading to his AIDS cock being the real american dream she was seeking….and who really cares…cuz it has led to this probably Terry Richardson pics I want to fuck…but that’s just cuz fucking pictures on my computer is the only thing my tiny dick can actually penetrate…..if you think about it, it makes sense…

Now fuck yourself, and use these pics as an aid, cuz Mila Kunis is by far my favorite AIDS in Hollywood…

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2011

29

Jun

Mila Kunis is the Cover of Flare of the Day

Here’s a boring fucking fashion spread if I’ve ever seen one…Seriously, I don’t really understand how you can get a bitch in a photostudio and end up with this standard, dull, uneventful shots…if I was the fashion photographer on this one…I’d aim for more titties for fashion….More labia for fashion…more hipster bush for fashion…and I know Kunis would be down cuz she spent the better part of the last decade with Home Alone Culkin who’s gotta be a heroin addict trust fund hipster who feed off the bullshit art and fashion world…it’s not like this bitch is all Vanilla…she’s for sure done anal…bothing giving and receiving…if you know what I mean….

That said, if I was the fashion photographer on this one, I’d probably be too busy fucking models on private jets on our way to 5 star resorts to write nonsense about nonsense…thus making me the loser in all this…It always ends like this.

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2011

06

Jun

Mila Kunis Gets Felt Up By Justin Timberlake and Grabs His Crotch of the Day

I didn’t know the MTV movie awards were last night. I was too busy eating 50 cent tacos and drinking shitty tequila…I figure this celebrity shit is boring and does nothing for me…I’m never going to be a TMZ, so why bother polluting life with is, cuz seriously, I find it boring, uninteresting, and pretty much a waste of fucking time, which is saying a lot coming from someone who loves wasting time, gets nothing done, and enjoys all things with vaginas, whether commercially successful or just the cunt on the corner buying peanut butter I can only assume is for her dog to lick off, cuz that’s the only reason bitches buy peanut butter right?

That said, Mila Kunis got grabbed by Justin Timberlake, Justin Timberlake got grabbed by Mila Kunis. They played off that they were fucking…cuz mocking celeb gossip is great…and great for the fucking kids watching to see how to treat each other in the fucking school yard..

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2011

04

May

Mila Kunis Bad Ass in Khakis of the Day

I have officially spent too much time praising this bitch. I’ve said shit like “she’s the hottest girl in hollywood” at least once, yes I just quoted myself. Because at the time I really believed it. Cute faced, tiny body, had it going on as far as I’m concerned, I mean except for the Culkin AIDS that kept them together all those years, but seeing her dressed like a lesbian soccer mom in her Khakis before going on a hike to the organic food market in her Subaru, is probably the worst she’s ever looked…..This should have never happened.

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