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2010

05

Feb

Nancy O’Dell is My Inspiration of the Day

Nancy O’Dell is the reason I even know what celebrity gossip is. She’s really the mentor who I’ve never met who has guided me and inspired me to get into this world in the firt place.

I even wrote a poem about her:

Nancy O’Dell
When you got pregnant
I feared your pussy
would go to hell
but it didn’t
good deal

It’s a work in progress and I’ve never written a poem before but that’s just want Nancy O’Dell does to me..I’m bullshitting, nothing but laziness inspired me to get into this shit and I don’t even know if what I do counts as being in “celebrity gossip”, since I never leave my couch in Canada and because I think Hollywood is a disgusting pool of the lowest quality, insecure people no one cares about in the world, but I have always thought Nancy O’Dell was seriously worth fucking, making celebrity gossip almost tolerable back when I had a TV and she wore cleavage shirt…..so here are some recent pics of her, she looks like old plastic shit, but that makes her good enough for me….and in turn, good enough for you.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Inspiration|Nancy O'Dell

2008

22

Sep

Nancy O’Dell Brings her Big Ol’ Mom Tits to the Emmy’s of the Day

I was debating whether I should post all the pictures from the Emmy Awards like other useless blogs, even though I didn’t watch the shit, don’t care for the shit and had no interest in posting the shit and it turns out that I won the battle with myself and I am not wasting my time drawing more attention to that boring, jerk off fest, celebrating shitty TV shows with average lookin’ people who happen to have a lot of money and an ego bigger than their bank accounts that makes them award each other for the shit they do, because I guess their huge paychecks that they don’t deserve isn’t enough of a fucking prize.

Not to mention the show isn’t even about celebrating their work, but it is a platform to talk politics, because these uneducated pieces of shit who have no business telling us what to think about politics as they live in their million dollar homes and sit by the pool doing blow and getting blow jobs from various people as they count their fucking money, but they think they do.

The only reason I am posting these pictures of Nancy O’Dell is because one of my 5 readers is hung up on her and on a weekly basis, like clockwork, over the last 4 years of doing this shit, I get an email asking if I have found a Nancy O’Dell sex tape yet, which I haven’t but she did show up to the Emmy Awards and she does have big ol’ mom tits. So enjoy them before she gets fat and it’s too late for her.

Posted in:Nancy O'Dell|Tits

2007

27

Mar

I am – Nancy O’ Dell is Knocked Up of the Day

nancy_odell_preggers.jpg

I write constant posts about pregnant chicks being whores because they let dudes cum up in them and advertise it to the world, when most girls who let guys cum inside them try to keep that shit under wraps. I know girls who are in their 30s and still pretend they’ve never had a cock in their mouth even though they’ve been doing it since they were 15, but for some reason when they get that ring on their finger they have no fucking issues telling the world that they do dirty fucking things behind closed doors, and it’s ok because they have given their cunts to their man before god or someshit.

I don’t know where I am going with this, but I do know that as Nancy O’Dell rubs her little prize in her belly, she’s basically telling all of us how dirty she is without the guilt you feel when you get caught jerking off in your mom’s room to her dirty laundry….

Posted in:Nancy O'Dell|Unsorted

2007

27

Mar

I am – Nancy O' Dell is Knocked Up of the Day

nancy_odell_preggers.jpg

I write constant posts about pregnant chicks being whores because they let dudes cum up in them and advertise it to the world, when most girls who let guys cum inside them try to keep that shit under wraps. I know girls who are in their 30s and still pretend they’ve never had a cock in their mouth even though they’ve been doing it since they were 15, but for some reason when they get that ring on their finger they have no fucking issues telling the world that they do dirty fucking things behind closed doors, and it’s ok because they have given their cunts to their man before god or someshit.

I don’t know where I am going with this, but I do know that as Nancy O’Dell rubs her little prize in her belly, she’s basically telling all of us how dirty she is without the guilt you feel when you get caught jerking off in your mom’s room to her dirty laundry….

Posted in:Nancy O'Dell|Unsorted

2006

12

Mar

Nancy O’Dell Bikini Pictures of the Day

These are some pictures of Nancy O’Dell in a bikini. She’s the bitch from Access Hollywood that you want to fuck, but unfortunately, she doesn’t like you as much as you like her. I don’t watch TV so I have no idea if these are actually her, but with tits like this, I guess it doesn’t matter who the fuck it is.

Posted in:Bikini|Nancy O'Dell

2006

12

Mar

Nancy O'Dell Bikini Pictures of the Day

These are some pictures of Nancy O’Dell in a bikini. She’s the bitch from Access Hollywood that you want to fuck, but unfortunately, she doesn’t like you as much as you like her. I don’t watch TV so I have no idea if these are actually her, but with tits like this, I guess it doesn’t matter who the fuck it is.

Posted in:Bikini|Nancy O'Dell