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2013

25

Sep

Nicole Richie is Hot in her Bikini of the Day

Nicole Richie has built herself from the ground up into a girl who I want to have sex with…and I am not just saying that because I am a fan of hers, in fact she is not a fan of the site and for that reason alone I must hate her…

More importantly, I am not really a fan of vapid little spoiled cunts who are rude to people they think are below them and who act accordingly…at least I wasn’t a fan of that at the time I met Nicole Richie…back when she didn’t look like this thanks to not having all the plastic surgery…but I am a fan of it now…because it is entertaining and looks like this…

Meaning, I can put up with a lot of shit from a bitch, unless she’s fat, in which case I have no patience for it…

And mom of 2, old as fuck, Nicole Richie is hotter now than when she started out as Lionel Richie’s fake daughter cuz her real parents didn’t want her, so she rode Paris Hilton’s coat tails because she was the one with a personality, which is confusing…if you don’t factor in modern science…something we can all agree we are happy exists…at least in Nicole Richie’s case…I mean look at the before pics and tell me this isn’t awesome…

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2013

26

Jul

Nicole Richie Half Breed Givin’ Boners of the Day

Here’s a little unwanted Nicole Richie, all grown up and winning the lottery that is life, unlike other unwanted kids of crackhead groupies….who are put up for adoption and sent to group homes, you know who normally end up whoring in the gutter…she’s gone Hollywood…thanks to a little Easy Like Sunday Morning money…

And she’s looking amazing…

Trust me….it pains me to say that, because she’s the fucking worst, but I guess the fact that she’s had some work done…from gastric bypass, to implants, to a new face, thanks to adoptive dad giving her everything she wants, to help her get over her drug addiction and feel better about herself, and now she’s out there making her own money….

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Wanting to fuck Nicole Richie fucks with my head….and makes me feel like this guy:

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2013

18

Jul

Nicole Richie’s See Through to Bikini of the Day

As much as I don’t like Nicole Richie for various reasons…from being an enemy of the site, to being a brat the one time I hung out with her….she is kinda cute and more importantly a testament to the power of plastic surgery and its ability to take your broken down face and body that we all saw in her 20s…and mould it into a mom I’d totally fuck in her 30s, something that never happens…the aging gracefully shit is really a dude thing, women usually melt a way and get more and more fucking disgusting…

So seeing her suggestive bikini in her summer dress see through shit, may not be as exciting as the LA plastic bitch I saw the other day walking around in a sheer dress, with no underwear on, but I’ll give her some credit for pulling through her ugly, unwanted baby put up for adoption, and turning it around winning at life…

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2013

09

Jul

Nicole Richie is Kinda Awesome in a Bikini of the Day

Despite that fact that everything in me…I’m talking right down to my fucking core…including but not limited to my fucking soul…wants to hate this Nicole Richie bikini pictures, but she just looks so fit, thin and tiny and I really kinda like it.

She’s a mom of 2, she’s naturally not very hot at all and all my interactions with her from back in the DJ AM days when I was forced to hang with her, she’s been nothing but straight fucking cunt, but for some reason, a reason I call expensive natural looking implants, I want to stepfather her useless brat children…

I mean this vagina has seen some much and now I want to see it, and while I wait for it, I’ll just stare at the bikini pics.

I hate myself more than I already do for endorsing this girl, but bikinis do that to me….

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2013

08

Apr

Nicole Richie Bikinis With Jessica Alba of the Day

I guess these hollywood cunts with kids like to stick together on luxury weekend getaways. This is how the other half live people. Just garbage and in Nicole Richie’s case, literally garbage, that her own mother wanted nothing to do with, other than to dumpster, before Lionel Richie pulled her out of the backstage, semen and heroin needle trash, to keep her as his own, like when someone finds a stray dog and guilt forces them to step up.

I’m talking a troll of a girl, who was destined to be either dead at 5 after her mom drowned her accidentally while high, or a stripper/street whore in a questionable venue, but instead she’s rockin’ out in St Barts with Jessica Alba…flying private…owning clothing lines….staring on TV shows about fashion…and the whole thing is fucking nuts.

The good news is, all the money she makes and success she has, she’ll always know even her own momma didn’t want her, and sometimes, that eats away at a soul…..Yay! She deserves torment from her inner demons.

Here she is in a bikini, with Alba, showing off fake tits, and socialite moms trying to stay hot despite being moms bodies…..and it’s not all that great…but you’ll probably like it.


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2013

04

Apr

Nicole Richie’s Horrible Panty Line of the Day


Nicole Richie is a horrible person, and not just because even her own mother didn’t want her and threw her in the fucking dumpster outside a Lionel Richie concert like it was prom, where luckily for her, Lionel Richie picked her up and raised her as his own, giving her all the things her crackhead mom couldn’t, pretty much a lottery ticket that has lead to TV roles, socialite status, drug addiction, lame boyfriends and baby daddies, and clothing lines…when all she was supposed to do was die of an overdose in the projects at 16….or end up on the streets sucking dick for 5 dollars…but instead, instead she’s fucking hollywood.

But not Hollywood enough to not wear thick underwear to the gym. I’m guessing she’s on her period, or just has a leaky cunt filled with afterbirth, cuz whatever is going on here is fucking jokes, but then again the ass of a mom of two with gastric bypass surgery in leggings usually is, pantylines or not.


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2013

08

Feb

Nicole Richie Hard Nipple Implants of the Day

Do you remember Nicole Richie? I know she barely matters…but many years ago I hung out with Nicole Richie and she fucking hated me….it was back when she had just had her gastric bipass, after her Simple Life TV Show,

Since then, she has blocked me on her social media and a lasting friendship with an unwanted adopted by a rich guy drug addict pig with a bad attitude cuz she always felt inadequate about not being wanted by her own mom thing….wasn’t formed….

But that doesn’t mean we can’t stare at her hard nipple implants, it is what she wants us to do, cuz if you remember her fat years, her tits weren’t even this big, or this round, if anything they were some uneven fucking mess…

I am glad that she’s spent some of her fake daddy’s money on sorting that out…and I support that….even if it is the only decent thing she’s ever done…..you know being a pile of shit and all….

I know – her implants are nothing new…but her hard nipples in a black shirt are….and here’s the pic of the monkey faced troll rockin’ em…

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2012

06

Sep

Nicole Richie Fake Tits for Fashion Week of the Day

Nicole Richie is the fucking devil….I can’t stand this trash and I hate the fact that she’s got a career of her own and is money making…I also hate that her company is located in Montreal because I am constantly tempted to stage some protests or flash mobs protesting the made in China products that I can only assume are made in sweatshops for her spoiled brat materialistic rich kid life….more importantly, I hate that her adopted ass didn’t follow the natural adopted kid route…you know the damaged, self destructive, unable to get her shit together, all thanks to living with not being wanted by your parents….all thanks to Lionel Richie throwing money at this cunt….so that she forgets her crackhead mother…

But I do love the fact that after her babies….she got herself some implants…cuz implants save shitty tits…

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2012

03

Sep

Nicole Richie Mom Implants in a Bikini of the Day

I hung out with Nicole Richie a long time ago and it wasn’t a high point in my life….but more importantly she was a fucking cunt then….so I can’t imagine her bratty adopted rich kid complex has changed all that much…I can’t imagine her being friendly or pleasant or anything but a bitter bitch angry at the world cuz her mom wanted nothing to do with her before giving her to Lionel Richie like she was a pair of used panties at one of his concert’s flung on stage….but I can stare at her breast implants when on the beach in Mexico….


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2012

22

May

Nicole Richie’s Implants in a Dress of the Day

Nicole Richie is fucking garbage.

She’s an annoying bratty spoiled cunt who should have ended up in the gutter, a dumpster, or a foster home, on someone’s steps, dead in the trunk of a car or wherever the fuck unfit mothers leave their babies….but instead she became the real life Annie and instead of being humble or appreciative about it….you know like “hey I’m not actually a Richie, but a fucking unwanted child who doesn’t deserve any of this….maybe I should be a little classier than the garbage I am”…..you know just a typical adopted girl story with a bad attitude….more importantly..she’s not hot….

But she is a scientific anomally….she went from fat chick with shit tits….to a skinny chick with full, equal sized, not so shit tits that she likes to show off….in what you would call a gift from science in the form of breast implants….cuz implants save shitty tits – even on shitty people…..it just costs money


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2012

07

May

Nicole Richie Fake Titties in Glamour Magazine of the Day


The best thing Nicole Richie did after giving birth was get implants…sure the best thing she could have done was kill herself from post partem and years of medicating her own spoiled brat issues of having no biological parents cuz they took one look at her weird bug eyed face and threw her at Lionel Richie…..but we weren’t that lucky….but at least when we have to look at her giving us her stank eye….we can look at her tits instead….cuz even when she was fat as fuck…before the gastric bypass….she didn’t have tits like that….but I guess for her sake…it’s good that she does….I mean especially after two kids forcing your vagina to be bigger than your husband from Good Charlottes….it is needed to make her feel feminine…..

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2012

22

Mar

Nicole Richie’s Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day



I hate Nicole Richie and Nicole Richie hates me.

We were in the same room 8 years ago when DJ Am was still alive and fucking her and I was invited to one of his shows….where for some reason they thought I was his friend and carted me around with his vagina, Nicole Richie, who had nothing to say as she chain smoked and stared at her phone, but maybe that’s cuz all I was talking about was how great Lindsay Lohan was….pretty much begging for her number…

Nicole Richie never interested me, not when she was on TV….or now when her pussy has been slaughtered by two babies…and really, it might as well been a dick back then….cuz that’s the level of sex appeal she has and has always had….

Sure fags will still jump and down for her….like one of the Good Charlotte sisters…..but fags love anyone on TV….or remotely associated to fame…..

To me she’s just some forgotten by her real parents, adopted trashy troll with a shitty ass, tons of issues, spoiled and annoying with nothing to offer the world….not even with her Bullshit fashion line, even with a new set of fake tits that saved her really fucking shitty tits……

She’s the worst….but she’s in a bikini….and I guess that’s enough for me to pay attention…even if she is useless garbage that her real mom was aware of the day she was born….you know before throwing her in the dumpster outside a Lionel Richie show….Lulz. No wonder I don’t have friends or celebrity endorsers.

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2012

29

Feb

Nicole Richie Breast Implant for Flare Magazine of the Day

So some Canadian Fashion magazine that is likely owned by the company that owns Nicole Richie’s clothing line…whether explicitly owned by them…or just good advertisers in the shit….decided to put journalistic integrity aside and run an advertorial featuring Nicole Richie….cuz I know even the lowest level magazine from the lowest level country wouldn’t bother with this cunt…so it’s gotta be paid for…you know market her as a fashion icon, sell her clothes, make everyone happy but me cuz I’ve met her and know she’s a spoiled brat who is substantially less interesting than the level of interesting you probably already think she’s at….but you know since she got fake tits….and fake tits are awesome to jerk off on….cuz they retain their shape in all positions….unlike their natural breast counterpart….especially when their natural breast counterpart was sloppy and all nipple like Nicole…..they deserve to be celebrated…even on the worst fucking human being alive….

Here’s the photoshoot video if you care……and I hope you don’t….

Canada must be desperate…

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2011

13

Oct

Nicole Richie’s a Mom in Jean Shorts of the Day

As much as I hate Nicole Richie for having a little bit of everything wrong in the world in her, I can’t help but post her pictures when she’s showing off her mom body that she works out all the time, while remembering the fat Nicole Richie that was on TV so many years ago, back when she was semi-interesting a personality paving the way for trash like the Kardashians…to be famous for nothing…while riding Paris Hilton’s coattails by never releasing a sex tape…even though she’s the adopted one with a whore bio-mom….making her a better candidate for that shit cuz people who’s parents don’t want them usually get seek people to want them….but instead she chose the boring family life, which is the flipside of dysfunctional….and as boring as that is on all fronts..at least it wears short shorts….and I still hate her…but I’m posting it anyway.

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2011

11

Oct

Nicole Richie’s Possible Implants of the Day

I am not into Nicole Richie in any fucking way. I actually think she’s a total waste of space and I really make an effort to not put her pictures on the site. Maybe it has to do with the fact that the one night I was forced into hanging out with her, back in the DJ AM days, she was a snobby little cunt who wouldn’t talk to people who were talking to her because she couldn’t be bothered, luckily being saved by the free booze that distracted me from wanting to spit in her face, I’m A-D-D like that…but I think it’s got more to do with her being adopted. I figure anyone who have parents who don’t want them, you know their actual parents don’t want them, then how could anyone else….kinda thing that leads these adopted kids into addiction…

That said, she coulda saved DJ AM but instead here she is mom of 2, boring and dressed like Michael Jackson, her godfather, riding her fake dad’s trust fund he set up for her and possibly showing off some fake tits…and who fucking cares….I guess I do enough to post it…that depresses me.

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