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2012

22

May

Nicole Richie’s Implants in a Dress of the Day

Nicole Richie is fucking garbage.

She’s an annoying bratty spoiled cunt who should have ended up in the gutter, a dumpster, or a foster home, on someone’s steps, dead in the trunk of a car or wherever the fuck unfit mothers leave their babies….but instead she became the real life Annie and instead of being humble or appreciative about it….you know like “hey I’m not actually a Richie, but a fucking unwanted child who doesn’t deserve any of this….maybe I should be a little classier than the garbage I am”…..you know just a typical adopted girl story with a bad attitude….more importantly..she’s not hot….

But she is a scientific anomally….she went from fat chick with shit tits….to a skinny chick with full, equal sized, not so shit tits that she likes to show off….in what you would call a gift from science in the form of breast implants….cuz implants save shitty tits – even on shitty people…..it just costs money


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2012

07

May

Nicole Richie Fake Titties in Glamour Magazine of the Day


The best thing Nicole Richie did after giving birth was get implants…sure the best thing she could have done was kill herself from post partem and years of medicating her own spoiled brat issues of having no biological parents cuz they took one look at her weird bug eyed face and threw her at Lionel Richie…..but we weren’t that lucky….but at least when we have to look at her giving us her stank eye….we can look at her tits instead….cuz even when she was fat as fuck…before the gastric bypass….she didn’t have tits like that….but I guess for her sake…it’s good that she does….I mean especially after two kids forcing your vagina to be bigger than your husband from Good Charlottes….it is needed to make her feel feminine…..

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2012

22

Mar

Nicole Richie’s Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day



I hate Nicole Richie and Nicole Richie hates me.

We were in the same room 8 years ago when DJ Am was still alive and fucking her and I was invited to one of his shows….where for some reason they thought I was his friend and carted me around with his vagina, Nicole Richie, who had nothing to say as she chain smoked and stared at her phone, but maybe that’s cuz all I was talking about was how great Lindsay Lohan was….pretty much begging for her number…

Nicole Richie never interested me, not when she was on TV….or now when her pussy has been slaughtered by two babies…and really, it might as well been a dick back then….cuz that’s the level of sex appeal she has and has always had….

Sure fags will still jump and down for her….like one of the Good Charlotte sisters…..but fags love anyone on TV….or remotely associated to fame…..

To me she’s just some forgotten by her real parents, adopted trashy troll with a shitty ass, tons of issues, spoiled and annoying with nothing to offer the world….not even with her Bullshit fashion line, even with a new set of fake tits that saved her really fucking shitty tits……

She’s the worst….but she’s in a bikini….and I guess that’s enough for me to pay attention…even if she is useless garbage that her real mom was aware of the day she was born….you know before throwing her in the dumpster outside a Lionel Richie show….Lulz. No wonder I don’t have friends or celebrity endorsers.

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2012

29

Feb

Nicole Richie Breast Implant for Flare Magazine of the Day

So some Canadian Fashion magazine that is likely owned by the company that owns Nicole Richie’s clothing line…whether explicitly owned by them…or just good advertisers in the shit….decided to put journalistic integrity aside and run an advertorial featuring Nicole Richie….cuz I know even the lowest level magazine from the lowest level country wouldn’t bother with this cunt…so it’s gotta be paid for…you know market her as a fashion icon, sell her clothes, make everyone happy but me cuz I’ve met her and know she’s a spoiled brat who is substantially less interesting than the level of interesting you probably already think she’s at….but you know since she got fake tits….and fake tits are awesome to jerk off on….cuz they retain their shape in all positions….unlike their natural breast counterpart….especially when their natural breast counterpart was sloppy and all nipple like Nicole…..they deserve to be celebrated…even on the worst fucking human being alive….

Here’s the photoshoot video if you care……and I hope you don’t….

Canada must be desperate…

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2011

13

Oct

Nicole Richie’s a Mom in Jean Shorts of the Day

As much as I hate Nicole Richie for having a little bit of everything wrong in the world in her, I can’t help but post her pictures when she’s showing off her mom body that she works out all the time, while remembering the fat Nicole Richie that was on TV so many years ago, back when she was semi-interesting a personality paving the way for trash like the Kardashians…to be famous for nothing…while riding Paris Hilton’s coattails by never releasing a sex tape…even though she’s the adopted one with a whore bio-mom….making her a better candidate for that shit cuz people who’s parents don’t want them usually get seek people to want them….but instead she chose the boring family life, which is the flipside of dysfunctional….and as boring as that is on all fronts..at least it wears short shorts….and I still hate her…but I’m posting it anyway.

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2011

11

Oct

Nicole Richie’s Possible Implants of the Day

I am not into Nicole Richie in any fucking way. I actually think she’s a total waste of space and I really make an effort to not put her pictures on the site. Maybe it has to do with the fact that the one night I was forced into hanging out with her, back in the DJ AM days, she was a snobby little cunt who wouldn’t talk to people who were talking to her because she couldn’t be bothered, luckily being saved by the free booze that distracted me from wanting to spit in her face, I’m A-D-D like that…but I think it’s got more to do with her being adopted. I figure anyone who have parents who don’t want them, you know their actual parents don’t want them, then how could anyone else….kinda thing that leads these adopted kids into addiction…

That said, she coulda saved DJ AM but instead here she is mom of 2, boring and dressed like Michael Jackson, her godfather, riding her fake dad’s trust fund he set up for her and possibly showing off some fake tits…and who fucking cares….I guess I do enough to post it…that depresses me.

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2011

27

Sep

Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson in Bikini of the Day

I’ve met both Samantha Ronson and Nicole Richie and they both hate me enough to block me on Facebook and Twitter and that would hurt me if I actually found them interesting enough to hang out with, cuz even in their bikinis, they’re just a couple of low level cunts, spoiled, elitist, adopted by a musicians cuz their real dads don’t give a fuck about them for valid reasons, but at least they found each other, hustle..

Nicole Richie who led DJ AM to an early grave by calling off the wedding, and getting knocked up by a good charlotte sister, Sam Ronson who has led Lohan to a similar fate….making me want to stay away even though I love all bitches in their bikinis…

So here are some shitty people living shitty lives and here are the pics….

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2011

29

Apr

Nicole Richie Bikini Pictures of the Day

I am torn…and I am not talking about my asshole, it wasn’t that kind of prison rape from unhealthy constipated shit day, I’m talking about on a deep rooted hatred for Nicole Richie….

Not only have I had the unfortuante opportunity to hang out in the same room as her one club night 6 years ago I was invited to, where I first hand experienced her uninteresting, shy, snobby, insecure, cunt behavior, that may have stemmed from trying to steal her cellular, or that could be cuz she thought she was superior to everyone in the room, you know cuz she was adopted by Lionel Richel, like little Orphan Annie or some shit…

But I also think she’s ugly…

So whenever any of her shit comes up, I feel obligated to ignore it, but when the bikini pics hit, I feel obligated to post it..

So don’t let this shit confuse you, I definitely hate Nicole Richie and anxiously await her drug overdose cuz of guilt she feels for killing DJ AM….Fingers are crossed.


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2010

30

Nov

Nicole Richie Pickin’ Her Whore Ass of the Day

I have had the unfortunate experience of hanging out with Nicole Richie for a night. It was back in the DJ AM days (RIP, motherfucker), when he invited me to attend a gig he was playing in town before anyone really knew who he was, after the crack addiction and gastric bipass but before The Simple Life, internationally known celebrity DJ….

I barely got into the event, the security were motherfuckers, they tour manager told me I was fat and that DJ AM wouldn’t know people like me, but for some reason someone stepped in and carted me around with Nicole Richie the whole night.

I tried to steal her cellphone, I tried to make jokes about Lohan, It was like talking to a fucking useless, retarded troll who I wasn’t even interested in fucking and the whole experience wasn’t memorable, I just know she’s a bottom feeding loser first hand cuz I saw it, and I guess so did Lionel Richie when he felt forced to take her in and the Good Charlotte sister who knocked her up was just doing it cuz she was the only semi-famous pussy with no shame who would be into hanging with such a fucking clown.

That said, I got her number years later, I called her and she told me off and changed her number. Then I followed her on twitter and she blocked me and got all her friends to block me too. So it is safe to say that she’s not a fan of me either.

I always knew she had something shoved way up her ass, and not just an itch from bad hygiene, or Good Charlotte herpes, or underwear riding up her ass, or even a butt plug, but an actual object that is causing her pain and making her angry due to discomfort and I can only assume it is a crackpipe she shoved up there when she got arrested and here are some pics of her trying to get it out.

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