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2023

26

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger Slaps Her Ass of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger, the Pussycat Doll who exploited the fat girls who thought they were Betty Page, doing their own version of Burlesque at the local theatre, only to end up with a very highly paid solo career, has always been a rockhard body that I assumed could have been born with a dick…..

Sure, she’s a dancer, into fitness, and all that other shit that makes a hard faced, hard bodied girl all muscled, but I was always suspicious of this one….

In this era of tranny fuckers, which I assume most of you are, because it’d be racist or sexist or transphobic to NOT fuck a dude who mentally retardedly thinks he’s a chick, her having a dick isn’t a deal breaker for you, plus the truth is, we used to be able to laugh about calling pop princesses like Scherzinger trannies, and now that everyone’s a fucking tranny, it has lost it’s power….

So instead, we’ll just have to keep on sexualizing the bolt on, ripped, soon to be married chick, as she hits the gym for some LIFTING, to get some GAINS, where she takes a second to make sure her balls aren’t showing through the leggings, or to slap her ass in a way that would jiggle pussy lip, to let the air out…or to get the cum deeper in for potential pregnancy reasons since she’s old and has limited periods left due to the lifting assuming she is a genuine chick…

Point of the story, this social media content’s pretty solid, and comedic….good effort to make the from behind shot seem less shameless….I dig.


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2023

28

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger Hawaii Bikini of the Day

Hard faced and hard bodied Pussycat Doll, who took the Burlesque shit from the fat pigs who did Burlesque shows at the time, you know the Betty Paige near goth girl with the tattoos, and made it more Vegas stripper, which was far more marketable and made her a shit fucking ton of money in the process….who says whoring don’t pay, probably no one, since whoring fucking pays, the challenge is that it pays so well, it’s too tempting for all chicks to become whores….something most seem to jump right into doing because the struggle of not whoring is for losers….

Anyway, there was news she was recently engaged on this Hawaii Trip, I guess her husband likes transgenders like so many dudes seem to like in this fucking weird era, and to celebrate her LGBTQ+ engagement because I assume she’s a tucker based on the tits and musculature, she’s in a bikini and still hard bodied in her mid 40s….almost like she’s got higher than normal testosterone or something…..which I guess means she fucks hard and with Burlesque dance moves…which may be why she’s being locked into love….cuz she’s too old and hard bodied for breeding…even if she’s a woman…that shit will be DOWNS with SYNDROME..

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2022

28

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger Dirty of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger puling through for the SCAT LOVING, FECAL FETISHISTS out there who actually have a proper name….”Coprophilia”….the sexual arousal from feces….

Now, most feces isn’t this grey colored clay shit she’s smothered herself in, but I figure it’s close enough and some of you, like me, are probably not the healthiest, with the healthy high fiber diets Oprah used to tell us about when making her billions, then there’s the whole drinking, hepatitis, diabetes, impending death that makes our shit more blood colored….but we’ll take it, since it’s some old hag who may have originally been a man in her dried out mud crackling under the sun, rather than her dried out skin because she’s a dinosaur…

She’s still got a hot body, but who knows how real that is….from tits, to face, to filters…it’s anyone’s guess what is the real Nicole Scherzinger and what is aftermarket mods….

Either way, she’s rich enough to not be sent to DUBAI to get shit on by billionaire oil people for money like the other slutty influencers on social media, but not rich enough to not post pics of her in a bikini covered in mud as an excuse to show off her bikini body….why not, what the fuck else is she up to….

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2022

11

May

Nicole Scherzinger’s Pink Bikini of the Day

My latest words of wisdom, moments of inspiration, self help tip, not self help tit, which would be a more interesting thing than my bullshit tip…but yeah….

When all is at rock bottom, when the world is looking like it is all going to collapse, like the apocalypse is going to happen because I feel like it is going to collapse…..when shit is weird, depressing we need to remember that at least bitches still have pussies, because pussies are great.

As it turns out, bitches don’t all have pussies, some have cocks, now more than ever, but some bitches still have pussies and I like to focus on that….and because of that pussy, they are taking nudes to monetize since they know there is no future and that has us swimming in nudes…so the fact that babes still have pussies is where it all starts….

So when shit is bad say “At least bitches have pussy”…

I cannot confirm or deny if Nicole Scherzinger’s got a pussy….but we’ll pretend she does if she doesn’t, hard bodies in bikinis, which are suspicious due to her age, are enough for me to be blinded, that’s how I got AIDS from a Tranny at a Pool Party….His bikini and pony tail deceived me. Fake it til you make it, or in Scherzinger’s case, fake it after you make it, who cares

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2022

06

May

Nicole Scherzinger Does the Splits of the Day

I’ve been saying that Nicole Scherzinger was potentially born with a penis, before becoming a Vegas showgirl they recruited to exploit burlesque and the art of striptease on the mainstream….while strippers were out there sucking dick and leaving shit stains on the pants of random johns while these twats were making millions, sure they had the organization of being an LA dance troop, and they had shitty songs that people of the world paid money to see sung….but it was ALL on the back of actual stripper…..some modern day slavery shit

I am not convinced the hard body is not born with a penis, but when underwater in some really fucking nice looking place, you can’t see the balls so good enough.

I guess I’m just a sucker for half naked bitches doing athletic shit like the splits….and can see past them being 45 and possibly a dude.

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2022

25

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Bikinis of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s in her 40s, in a bikini, and she still looks a little too built to not be a man to me, but I guess now that transgenderism is so popular, all the celebs I assumed were trans, from Nicole Scherzinger to Megan Fox to Amber Heard…..would come out of the trans basement bunker they keep their dick and hormones in….to celebrate all the colors of the rainbow because they are so fabulous…..

Trans or not, we’d all still rub what used to be her balls on our faces and pretend the SCROT is pussy lip…because it’s Nicole Scherzinger…the pussy cat doll, who put the word pussy in her band name, because she wanted one so bad….and finally was able to get ALL the pussies, interchangeable pussies depending on her mood, SNAP ON pussy to fit her needs and wants….like the HUMAN fleshlight store…some days she may even use the ANUS insert where the pussy hole is….you know DOUBLE THE ANAL fun….

But trans or not, her hard body creeps me out, it’s a little too hard like it’s made out of plastic or silicone, on some sex toy kick, which I guess is possible based on my rant about her pussy inserts in the above paragraph.

The point is, she looks hot in this unknown bikini shoot, all tanned and fit and hot bodied, which I guess is what you’d want from a 40 year old…

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2022

11

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger Bolt Ons of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s not doing herself any favors in selling herself as a biological female with those silly bolt ons…

Her whole persona or career that I remember because I am older than she is, and remember the Pussycat Dolls appropriating Burlesque from the fat girls with bad tattoos and bangs who thought they lived in the 50s….and making it more modern stripper….

Her entire existence, I thought her vibe was deeply rooted in Drag Queen-like behavior and with her hard features it only made sense to me that she was a man gaming us….NO PERIODS TO GET IN THE WAY OF THE LAP DANCES….only I prefer when the no periods are from extreme drug addiction and malnutrition not being born with a cock..BUT THAT IS JUST ME…

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2022

13

Jan

Nicole Scherzinger Ripped in a Bikini of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s doing some dumb fucking dance on the beach because these idiots try to make compelling content for their pervert fans, so they do it in bikinis for the views, but need some bullshit excuse to make it seem less shameless so they flail their arms around like they are on some mystical journey of looking like a fucking retard.

I thought she was a stripper dancer who took BURLESQUE to the mainstream, which probably pissed off a lot of fatties into the whole goth rockabilly look…with their Betty Page haircuts for their weekly shows at the local dive bar for about 30 or less people….YOU KNOW…some Vegas stripper looking bitch TOOK their hustle and made 100s of millions of dollars with it…all while possibly having a dick…in an era before that was cool.

She’s in her 40s now, cancelled her Pussy Cat doll reunion tour, which probably upset the other girls, who are her back-up dancers and likely not nearly as rich as this breakout star…and the whole thing is a giant plastic surgery to fuck pile of cheap looking, but expensive bullshit…ENJOY.

Here’s some bonus…if you can call it that…

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2021

27

Dec

Nicole Scherzinger Bikini of the Day

Here’s a Pussycat Doll, who didn’t get cancelled for being an APPROPRATOR…because she basically ripped off the stripper dances, repackaged them for the mainstream, and everyone ate it up because they didn’t realize that SEX WORK IS REAL WORK and that an ACTUAL stripper should become a multi millionaire for stripper moves…not some bitch who went to a stripclub once and decided to make a whole aesthetic out of it…

She’s in her 40s, but fit, in bikini, with tits that are likely not quite as old as hers, making you a pervert, because they may only be toddler aged..KINDERGARTEN titties!!

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2021

11

Nov

Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage of the Day

As everyone is getting into the Holiday Season thanks to their AMAZON SHOPPING experience showing you Holiday graphics, not quite the same as going to the mall or the store to suck in all that made in China off-gassing in the Christmas aisle as Christmas music fills the store with joy and happiness….GOOD WILL TOWARDS MEN…as society fucking collapses around us thanks to people like AMAZON…who for the record stole 1500 dollars from me a few years ago…ASSHOLES….but what do you expect from China’s biggest retail store…

So as everyone is hyped on Christmas time, getting all cozy and nostalgic so that you don’t kill yourself from what’s actually going on in the world…

I’m here posting a Nicole Scherzinger Halloween throwback because I forgot to write it 11 days ago…

Nothing like Halloween tits on Veterans Day…

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