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2010

06

Dec

Nicole Scherzinger’s Tits of the Day

She’s not hot, but she has tits and with a face like whatever the fuck this is, you’d probably buy yourself a set of tits too, becuase let’s face it, we’ve seen what modern technology did for the bitch who got a face transplant after being ripped apart by a chimp, and that shit, no matter how much Oprah dabs the dripping wound, didn’t work out so well.

I do not think a bitch should ever be rewarded for her fake tits, because anyone can get a set of tits, even college dudes with a lot of money making a bet, but I do sometimes give a haggard, hard faced bitch 10 dollars a song or less if I negotiate properly or she’s desperate enough, so let’s just think this is one of those weak moments where I just can’t make better choices for myself cuz I’m mesmorized by female skin. She is a female right?

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2010

15

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger Hot Body and Man Face of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger confuses the fuck out of me…She is so masculine and hard faced, but her body is so tight and amazing…The kind of girl you jerk off to and focus on her tits, cuz the second you catch a glance of her face you have to question your sexuality. She is the kind of girl you want to see under black light dancing to some Pussycat dolls and not so much the kind of pussy you want to see when they are closing up for the night and the lights go back on and you are forced to ealize who you’ve been giving your money to all night…….and here are some pics….

Pics via Fame

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2010

16

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger for Maxim Video of the Day

She has a great body but her face is fucking busted and transgendered. She was in Montreal this past weekend and I didn’t bother trying to sniff out her balls and throw random rotting vegetables at her to show her how much I appreciate her career and her music but now that her and her fake tits are gone I feel emptiness but I don’t think it’s related to her in anyway since I feel this way whenever I am sober….

I don’t know if anyone cares about her or if she’s actually considered a person. I don’t think Pussycat Dolls are significant in any way….and I know Maxim is fucking dying and struggling to stay alive, willing to take whatever pussy that comes along a chance for the cover, cuz the A-Listers have moved the fuck onto other things like Twitter.

Either way, here she is her hot body to make fat girls feel shitty about themselves and for the closet cases to pretend they are jerking off to a chick while staring at her strong jaw….

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2010

27

May

Nicole Scherzinger Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger won dancing with the stars because she’s a professional dancer and if it wasn’t for the Pussycat Dolls, she would have probably been one of the professional dancers that are hired to dance with the dance retarded stars who aren’t really stars as doing this show is pretty much only done after they’ve reached the end of the fucking celebrity line….it’s just that the name is misleading….and apparently so are Nicole Scherzinger’s ass, because after staring at them for a while, there’s no way there’s a set of balls to match her hard dude face she can thank botox for…and she is in fact just a hot bodied bitch whose insecurities have wronged her face….and apparently also wronged her upper body in this shitty choice of shirts…but really who gives a fuck cuz this post, the fact she wrongfully won a show that is wrongfully a huge success on air, and is really all about the ass pic.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Nicole Scherzinger

2010

13

May

Nicole Scherzinger Shows Off Her Body of the Day

There is nothing very interesting about Nicole Scherzinger. She’s the tacky lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls who inspires trashy women across the world to wear cheap lingerie and do cheap dances to cheap quality music but I guess in some ways that makes her very fucking interesting and without her, maybe strippers would still be doing stage shows to Poison.

The only reason I am putting this up is because she’s got a great fucking body and sometimes, that’s good enough for me. Haggard botox or any female face for that matter just don’t matter if you stare at a bitch’s tits. And that concludes today’s life lesson. See, I’m like a TGIF sticom when the sappy music comes on and you know it’s time to learn the moral of the story…

Either way, here is a tight body in a tight dress that would probably look better if she wore it backwards.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|Tight Body

2010

09

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Shows Off Some Pussy Definition of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger is showing off her pussy definition in some tight outfit to snuff out any rumors that her she may actually have a cock, because based on that hard face, you’d automatically think she was a tranny, especially now that trannies are all South American and Asian and hotter than most white American women, but in their defense a bucket of shit usually has a tighter body than 80 percent of America and you can thank fast food on every corner for that….

As a dude married to fat pig of a woman, I’m not sure if fucking her is more twisted than fucking a dude dressed like a girl, I haven’t taken the time to find out, just like I haven’t taken the time to find out whether Nicole Scherzinger is a chick or not, but as far as I’m concerned, with a body like this, she’s good enough either way….no homo….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|Pussy

2010

30

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger’s Body is Better than her Face of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger has a horrible face. Bitch looks like some kind of monster coming to suicide bomb my babies. Maybe it’s the fake tan. Or the fact that I think she shouldn’t be allowed out of her house without a burka covering her up..but her body is solid and even when she does some seriously faggot shit promoting Dancing With the Stars, I got no choice but to look and almost enjoy that shit and that depresses me more than you know…it means my life has come to this and apparently so has yours…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Hot Body|Nicole Scherzinger

2010

15

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger’s Stomach Leaving the Gym of the Day

One of the most exciting days in my life was when I accidentally snuck into an event and was right next to Nicole Scherzinger…but it had nothing to do with being in the same room as this Pussycat Doll twat or her Girlicious crew, but everything to do with open bar….an invention that has made weddings something I wish I had the confidence to crash, but the one time I did crash a wedding was at some ghetto reception hall and by the time I worked my way in there, it turned out that it was an Asian wedding and I was the only non asian there, who was politely asked to leave before they pulled some ninja on me, but luckily before they did, I managed to grab a beer….ever since then, even after seeing the movie, I can’t bring myself to do it, but instead I just sit here dreaming of it, instead of finding a way to make money so that everyday feels like open bar…even when it isn’t, not that you care, but maybe you will care about Nicole Scherzinger’s tight body, cuz despite looking way too much like a Kardashian black man urinal, and just as cheesy as the Kardashians, she’s still worth noticing, I guess….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gym|Nicole Scherzinger|Stomach

2010

04

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger Has a Purse Holder of the Day

The Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger has a hired assistant who looks like a man who she carts around with her to make herself feel better about herself, you know a paid person you can treat like shit and make feel like they are a fucking worthless nobody who depend on you to live the goodlife or to have access to the goodlife, so that it is in her best interest to eat your shit, or else you’ll send them back where they belong, and little stunts like making the manly lookin’ assistant carry her purse out of events is just a little trick in dominance to let her assistant and the world know her place, because Scherzinger is not on the top of the charts anymore, and she knows that she can still buy that superstar feeling of everyone sucking her dick, now that she’s got the taste for it and this is just the proof….cuz we all know Scherzinger’s not too busy or too tired to carry her own purse….pretty obnoxious.

Here are some pics of her doing some Dancing with the Stars training, which is pretty much proof that she’s a latch on nobody who doesn’t have the right to be such a high maintenance cunt….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cunt|Dancing With the Stars|High Maintenance|Nicole Scherzinger

2010

16

Feb

Gerard Butler on the Beach with Nicole Scherzinger of the Day

Gerard Butler, also known as the guy who plays Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend in the tabloids, because he made the bad drunken decision to fuck her one night, making her attach herself to him and forced the producers of their recent movie to make him pretend to be her boyfriend, otherwise she wouldn’t attend publicity events, making them lose out on millions of dollars, was on the beaches of Rio with Nicole Scherzinger, because like all British sex addicted rich people weirdos, he can never say no to trannies…..and Brazil is the new Thailand for UK tranny lovers….and Nicole Scherzinger is the new Rupaul when it comes to trannies. This dude really is at the top of his game.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beach|Gerard Butler|Nicole Scherzinger|Rio|Tranny

2009

28

Jan

Drunkenstepfather’s Fashion Report of the Day

Today’s fashion report is about leather leggings. The reason you see whores in the shit is because it turns out to be the only fabric that prevents them from being forced to smell their own rank pussies everytime they sit down. This shit may not be indistructable and probably has to get thrown out after being worn once because of the acidity of their cunts burning holes in the shit, but latex is what condoms are made of, the shit fight AIDS, PVC is what pipes are made of the shit prevents shit from ending up all over your fucking basement and leather is what cows and motorcycle saftey gear is made of, so when cotton can’t stand the heat of a rotting vagina, these pants come in fuckin handy.

They also do a good sturdy job of supporting the vagina and keeping everything in place like a second skin when the first skin is too battered to do it’s job. You know like duct tape on the hole in your couch because nothing is more embarrassing than when a loose whore’s uterus falls out of her gaping hole and drags behind her like some kind of unwanted fuckin’ tail, especially in public.

Here are the whores in question for today:

Nicole Scherzinger:

Paris Hilton:

Posted in:Leather Leggings|Nicole Scherzinger|Paris Hilton

2008

09

Dec

Nicole Scherzinger’s Got Some Rubber Pants to Match Her Rubber Tits of the Day

Nothing says Christmas Spirit like throwing some Christmas themed event and booking the Pussycat Dolls to perfom in their PVC outfits that you wouldn’t see at a fucking strip club, mainly because strippers can’t afford these expensive constumes, but also because the shit is a pain in the ass to peel off and the only thing it’s really good for is festering some interesting rancid smells from a sweaty pussy in a fabric that doesn’t breathe, and I know that’s been on the top of my Christmas list for years, tis the fucking season…..

Posted in:Latex|Nicole Scherzinger|PVC|Tits

2008

25

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger Dance Lesson of the Day

So the Pussycat Dolls are all about false advertising. They do these stripper performances in stripper outfits and they never actually take off their clothes and just sing and dance instead. It reminds me of the time I went to a stripclub during the day a few years ago and the girl on stage had a headset mic set up like she was Britney Spears or Madonna and as she was twirling around the pole, she broke into song. I thought to myself that this was both the weirdest concept I had seen at a strip club, even weirder than the girl who had a dildo attached to a remote control car and her assistant would let the audience try to drive it in her, and the funniest thing I had seen in a strip club, even funnier than the time in the 90s when a friend of mine in white pants came out of the lap dance area with a shit stain on his knee. I guess, the real reason I liked it was because of the broken dreams I knew this girl had, with enough confidence to sing on stage, I knew she would have rather been performing in her clothes in front of a real audience as a recording artist and not as a girl some old pervert is going to pay 10 dollars to touch. The crying in her voice made the whole experience that much more believable and that is why people like Nicole Scherzinger and the Pussycat dolls piss me off. They mock girls like the singing stripper I once saw and I take it personally, but not as personally as the stripper who I heard killed herself by taking too many sleeping pills…..

But that’s not the point of this post, the point is that we can all learn a few things from Nicole Scherzinger and her catalog of dance moves, and today’s lesson is the “Dog Piss Kick”. All you gotta do is squat then kick…..and once you master that you are one step closer to impressing girls in the club by busting out this move as part of your best Nicole Scherzinger impression, and by impressing girls, I mean making a fool of yourself.

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|Pussycat Dolls

2008

19

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger in a Tight Slippery Dress of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger went to an event in some fetish gear that she’s passing off as fashion because she’s classy like that. The truth is that I never understood the logic behind dudes with PVC obsessions, I thought it was really kinda creepy and comic book collecting of them, you know with this whole second layer of skin kinda vibe, but I spoke to the dude who owns American Apparel once in a bar, he has a place in the city I live in and he has a line of shiny and slippery clothes and I asked him why they were so popular and he told me because of how amazing it looks when you watch your cum slide off of it.

I don’t know if that’s what the love for this kind of fabric is all about, but I do know Nicole Scherzinger is half Filipino and if I was rich I would have no problem hiring her to clean my house and run errands for me while mistreating her for very little money because if she acts up, I’ll report her ass to immigration. Unfortunately, she was born in the USA and those are the Filipinos you can’t fuck with, but I am guessing her mom was the kind of hired help you can knock up when your wife is at the tennis club and that’s the reason why we have these Scherzinger pics today.

Posted in:Ass|Nicole Scherzinger|Tight Dress

2008

19

Aug

Nicole Scherzinger’s On a Yacht in a Bikini of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger is in a bikini and reminded me of a conversation with an older stripper who gave me some discount dances because keeping up with the young girls wasn’t really doing good for her bank account. She tried to claim that there are dudes who go in there and who want 45 year old mom tits in their face, but I knew she was just trying to lure me into a dance and it was a sales tactic to make me think that there was something wrong with me for not wanting 45 year old tits in my hands for 10 dollars a song, it’s something I feel isn’t too hard to make happen in real life for free, so I’m better off going with 18 year old sluts.

Either way, she won me over with her obvious desperation, something I could relate to and we got to talking about the next step for her career. I told her she should start a pole dance class for suburban moms because they eat that shit up and she could make a killing doing it since stripping has pretty much dried up and she laughed at my idea….I haven’t figured out where I am going with this, but I do know that Scherzinger and her Pussycat Dolls are just lucky strippers who don’t need to get naked, which is a real waste considering how good the black light and smoke machines would make her haggard face look.

Posted in:Bikini|Nicole Scherzinger|Yacht