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2012

16

Feb

Nicole Scherzinger’s Whitney Houston Tribute Cuz She’s a Cunt of the DAy

I don’t think Nicole Scherzinger could be a bigger cunt….I’ve seen her on that American Idol the Next Generation shit and she’d judge kids like she was god to fucking music….like she wasn’t just a tight bodied dancer with the ability to sing a little…used to carry the pussycat dolls to being more than just a vegas show….she came with serious fucking arrogance and ego that was beyond ugly….way uglier than her hard face….and now she’s gone to jump on the Whitney Memorial bandwagon…thanking Whitney for inspiring her to sing and have this lucrative and legendary career……it’s funny…

Here are the pictures of her pantsless at the same concert….cuz as big of a cunt as she is…she’s still got a rockin body…

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2012

13

Jan

Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Horseback Ride in Mexico of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger went on a family vacation in mexico…and by family vacation I mean family portrait cuz I assume this is her riding her mom as her dad guides her so they don’t get lost…women…

It’s like she’s living out her interbreeding youth…..and I really don’t know what I’m getting at…I just know she posted her Nazi salute pictures of her on a horse in a bikini top and leggings, and here I am posting it on my site like it fucking matters…all cuz she’s in a bikini….even if I find her an annoying ego that had a few hits and let those hits get to her head and distract her from the reality that she sucks..except maybe for her tight body…that part of her is okay and here it is on display…

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2011

22

Nov

Nicole Scherzinger Naked Ass for Raphael Mazzucco Culo Book of the Day

I don’t know whether this Ass shot of Nicole Scherzinger in some book by someone named Raphael Mazzucco’s book called Culo is really Nicole Scherzinger….I also don’t know when the picture was taken…you see because despite Nicole Scherzinger having a tight body and I’ll…I’m not convinced she’s actually a chick…and I always feel uncomfortable looking at her…always doubting my instinct as to whether I should want to fuck her or not…more importantly, I saw X-Factor and noticed her cunt behavior…acting like she’s this export, pro, diva, the net Whitney and Mariah or some shit…cuz she actually believes it…despite the reality that she’s from some Dollar Store, Vegas Stage Show that just managed to work, likely cuz the women were half naked, the songs catchy, but nothing of substance…just full on low level shit….but for some reason she’s not up to speed on that…I guess if she was she’d probably kill herself…instead of love herself and act like this accomplished expert….and not just a lucky cunt….and on that note…here is the pic…

Here’s more on the book…

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2011

13

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger Performing in a Mall of the Day

Hard Faced Nicole Scherzinger has finally made it….not because she’s on what may be the next big thing in TV thanks to Simon Cowell and his breakup with Ryan Seacrest, but cuz she’s all international in some of the most low level, hard bodied, bottom feeding international way…because these are pictures of her performing at a fucking mall like she was Britney Spears, or Nsync back in the 90s, when they were 14, before they were famous popstars, but on their quest to be famous popstars, working the mall circuit to get noticed by all the easy to influence suburban kids….in what is okay for a teen trying to establish themselves, but fucked up for a Pussycat Doll who miraculously sold millions of records in America, especially since UK pop music is just a sshit as her music….Either way, big moves for this twat.

Here’s an amazing video of the event….feels like we’re right there with the 8 people in attendence…this cinematography deserves an Oscar….

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2011

05

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger’s Tits for Labor Day of the DAy

Here is Nicole Scherzinger hosting a Labor Day party with her cleavage in a tight dress….and it’s safe to say it is because all the real celebs were busy…and the time and a half stuatory holiday pay wasn’t enough for them to take time away from their long weekend…forcing promoters to book the low level trash, we call them the second string, to come in and take their place…..I mean you see this in all businesses open on Labor Day….it’s always the new girl, the half retarded girl, the person with a gambling problem who doesn’t take the day off because they need the work, they want to prove themselves, they have nothing better to do cuz they are the second string in all aspects of life….but at least she’s showing off body…

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2011

01

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger Mom Jeans Titty Party for the Paps of the Day

I wonder if celebs pose as much for their pap smears as they do for the paparazzi….I’m thinking they don’t get pap smears for frear of finding out they have pre-cancerous cells on their cervix thanks to HPV they got on their rise to the top, but then I am reminded of medical journal fact that most bitches, even no whorey bitches, even everyday bitches who are virgins can have HPV just from sharing public toilet seats, and it makes my “Price of Fame” joke irrelevant…..which is no surprise as everything I do is irrelevant….

Here is Nicole Scherzinger in tight clothes cuz she was a Pussycat Doll a decade ago when the pussy cat dolls were something worth jerking off to when all you had to jerk off to was MTV.

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2011

04

May

Nicole Scherzinger New Video of the Day

A wise man once said Nicole Scherzinger looks a bit like a man with her hard face and strong muscles….because she does.

Here’s her latest video for you to test your sexuality with…I mean everyone knows Tranny’s are the gateway people when on your quest from straight to gay….

She is just very muscular and any way you look at it, cumming on a 6-pack abs is pretty fucking gay.

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2011

22

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Dancing Like an Idiot on Set of the Day

It’s always awkward watching a bitch dance to no music, especially when you’re watching her in pictures. It’s like stupid pose after stupid fucking pose….stupid facial expression after stupid facial expression…that really brings up the important question of why the fuck is this one hit wonder from Pussycat Dolls and one hit wonder from her own solo career coming at us again, older, harder faced and harder bodied, I get that’s it for the money, but that’s not how it’s supposed to work, one hit wonder means you fade into obscurity and live off your millions and the millions of the rich cock you were able to recruit when he thought you were a celebrity, cuz every rich dude wants to date a celebrity, cuz regular bitches can be hot, but are a dime a dozen, semi famous pussy just validates why they got rich in the first place….you can’t fuck your private jet and 500,0000 dollar Rolls Royce, even though I’m sure they’ve tried.

Either way, here she is looking like a fool….

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2011

05

Jan

Nicole Scherzinger for FHM of the Day

I know, I can’t believe FHM hasn’t gone bankrupt yet either. It’s like that shit is such a dated concept from 1990 that you’d think would have seen its last advertising dollar 3-5 years ago when the internet took the fuck over, you know when you didn’t need to spend 5 dollars are bullshit articles that were put together by a group of fucking monkeys, giving you bullshit generic advice that they just threw together to fill the pages and sell ads around the pictures of the starlets they did photoshoots with….but apparently I am wrong, but clearly their budgets have been severely cut, you know since no one buys the shit, cuz their idea of fresh pussy we want to see half naked is Nicole Scherzinger because she is all they could afford, I mean hasn’t she already had her moment of glory, and haven’t we moved onto better things and I guess according to me posting this shit, we haven’t….

So here is her tight, hard body and hard face half naked for a magazine I am amazed hasn’t gone broke, but who I can assure you is on their last threads…enjoy. And if you’re really creepy, be sure to read the blurbs about what she looks for in a man, shit is riveting…deserves an award and shit.

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