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2012

17

Apr

Nicolette Sheridan Does Martial Arts in a Wet See Through Outfit of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan….a woman who sacrificed her life purpose as a woman….something she may regret now that she can’t have kids….but who shouldn’t regret it cuz kids are annoying, pregnancy disgusting, and more importantly the worst kind of self destructive…that you can sometimes let society trick you into think you want…..is on the beach doing some kind of Martial Arts in a white outfit that when wet gets see thru….like all white outfits I encourage all girls wear when they plan on getting wet so that I can watch…..

Turns out that with all martial arts…something I’ve been calling super gay since some dude tried wrestling me as a kid and I felt his boner in my leg….while knowing that when I used to try to wrestle girls, it was to stick my boner in them….coupled with ever dude I’ve met into MMA and wrestling, no matter how popular it is, is in fact getting excited over half naked men grinding…..things got erotic….as her bf shoved dick in her face….

I’m into it.


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2012

16

Apr

Nicolette Sheridan’s Hot Old Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan is probably best know for being engaged to Michael Bolton, but she was smart enough to end that shit, because it does nothing good for one’s self esteem…..not that their is anything wrong with Michael Bolton, it’s just hard to take him seriously no matter how many millions he makes with his bad music that talks to horny fat middle aged women….and tickles them at their core…..cuz no one else is tickling them…except maybe their 15 cats….

But as far as I’m concerned the highlight of her career was not having kids, cuz at 48, she’s still got a hot enough body to look at in a bikini, something she would have been pissed away if she wasn’t a vain, image oriented, bottom feeding celeb bitch I wanna fuck…cuz I generally see 1 in 100 moms who are actually hot as fuck….and those 1 in 100 I see probably looked better before raping themselves to reproduce….silly choices…


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2011

28

Jul

Nicolette Sheridan is Pretty Fantastic of the Day

If you have the ability to ignore her pretty old looking face, like I do, then you’ll appreciate a bitch in her 40s who didn’t fuck around making Michael Bolton gay babies with the most luxury 80s hair, and instead kept her shit tight, put together and something I’d want to fuck…which isn’t saying much, considering I stuck my dick in rotton curdled milk this morning just cuz I was curious how it felt, and now I’m stuck smelling this sour smell all day…nothing I’m not used to…

All this to say, Nicolette Sheridan looks fucking old and hot and I want to crawl up her leg and die inside her menopausal pussy, playing a sex game I call “The Baby You Never Had”…whatever that means…

Here are the pics.

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2011

05

May

Nicolette Sheridan’s Old Lady Ass in Jeans of the Day

I spent the better part of the morning watching older ladies in yoga pants and leggings walking around. I guess it has to do with spring coming, or maybe them trying their best to get in mom bikini shape, or maybe they just have nothing better to do now that their kids are all grown up and I got lost in their asses…

See normally I am disgusted by what women become, but couldn’t help but wonder the story of each and every ass…you know every journey that those pussies traveled before my meeting them today with fabric wedged between their shit…Fascinating concept…now here’s Nicolette Sheridan’s old lady ass in jeans to give you a taste of what I was eating all day…Boom.

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2010

12

Mar

Nicolette Sheridan in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan is one of those self-involved cunts who craves male attention, but in her defense, she did spend the better part of the last 20 years in a relationship with Michael Bolton, and his idea of getting it on is blow drying his hair and asking her what she thinks about it….

The good thing about those self-involved cunts who crave male attention while trying to stay classy, is that well into their 40s they still look worth fucking, thanks to making a key decision in her youth….and that key decision was to have an abortion everytime it came up….

So for every slutty picture of this old lady you see you can thank Michael Bolton and Abortions for making it happen…

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Posted in:Nicolette Sheridan|See Through

2009

22

Sep

Nicolette Sheridan’s Got No Bra and A Pair of Men’s Underwear On of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan was out wearing what you’d expect to see a man wearing in a Calvin Klein ad and not entirely something you’d expect to see a Hollywood whore rockin’ out in public, but then again, she is recently single, you know, no more Michael Bolton singing in her pussy like it was a Jazz Sax, oh wait that’s Kenny G, same shit….

Maybe this is some kind of walk of shame after a night getting fucked up the ass by the dude she’s walking around with, where her party dress got a mix of shit and cum smeared all over it and the only outfit they could come up with out of his closet was this. Everything else was too big for her and that would really be obvious, so squeezing in a pair of his boxer briefs and undershirt with no bra, just made sense….

I’m not complaining, I think she’s still hot for an old bitch who I am sure has fucked many many many men but who never polluted herself with kids…maybe because of a botched abortion,but probably because she’s too busy loving herself, but then again, what the fuck do I know, look at the pics…

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Posted in:Nicolette Sheridan|Underwear

2009

03

Aug

Nicolette Sheridan in Her Bikini of the Day

This one’s for Michael Bolton because I am a huge fan and like providing him with pictures of the pussy he was with for so long in her bikini, because I know that the slutty pics you took of her get boring after jerking off to them long enough and new material makes for a fresh love affair with your ex, even if it’s not so pornographic as the shot of you sucking off the man you hired to fuck her while you watched because eveyrone knows you’re a ‘mo. The only problem with my plan is that you don’t know this site exists…but thankfully I know you exist…I have everyone of your albums….one would say I am your biggest fan….maybe we can do lunch one day or something…or right you don’t know I exist and I’m just day dreaming about your luxurious hair here….don’t I feel stupid…..

I have no idea what that was all about, but here are pics of Nicolette Sheridan and her pretty hot old lady body cuz she was smart enough to not have kids with Michael Bolton cuz he was too busy saving his cum for men….

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2009

22

Jul

Nicolette Sheridan Suckin’ Bottles of the Day

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I wish I could get excited about watching a girl suck on a water bottle makes it easy to imagine them suckin' a dick. It makes it even easier if you have the picture of her doing it, cuz all it takes is a little photoshop, and next thing you know you are reliving your Michael Bolton blowjob fantasy you've had since you first saw his flowing blonde hair when you were 12, you know because he spent the last decade fuckin' this cunt. Literally. I mean unless he's only into anal and dating chicks is just for show, because his audience is primarily women, and if they knew what the rest of us knew, maybe they'd stop buying his albums and jerking off to his liner notes like it was still the '80s.

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2009

01

May

Star Trek Premiere Pussy of the Day

Star Trek is coming and I’m sure that means that you are too, because Star Trek was the only friend you had growing up. It was the one thing you really connected with and when the internet hit it allowed you to find like minded loser virgins who you could interact with and meet at conventions to hang out with and is really the only reason you ever got married, so in a lot of ways Star Trek, the reason you were such a loser growing up, is the same reason you got pussy in the first place….

Here’s a little Heidi Klum throwin’ up her Virgin Gang Signs….I think that is like the hybrid shocker for girls with fatty assholes…but I am usually wrong about that shit…

Here’s some bad space jokes and others who were at the event….Which is funny because when you used to throw you Star Trek parties the only person who showed up was your stuffed animals and kid sister. I guess they got paid the fuck off, you know trying to take the acne faced, asthmatic, red headed pre-conceived notions of the shit…..


Amanda Bynes was there cuz her legs are out of this world…..


Kristin Cavallari was there because her career is as believable as science fiction….


Tori Spelling was there because her tits are fucking alien….


Hayden Panettiere because she all of her fans are fucking virgin Star Trek People. This is her fuckin’ scene

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