Nicolette Sheridan….a woman who sacrificed her life purpose as a woman….something she may regret now that she can’t have kids….but who shouldn’t regret it cuz kids are annoying, pregnancy disgusting, and more importantly the worst kind of self destructive…that you can sometimes let society trick you into think you want…..is on the beach doing some kind of Martial Arts in a white outfit that when wet gets see thru….like all white outfits I encourage all girls wear when they plan on getting wet so that I can watch…..
Turns out that with all martial arts…something I’ve been calling super gay since some dude tried wrestling me as a kid and I felt his boner in my leg….while knowing that when I used to try to wrestle girls, it was to stick my boner in them….coupled with ever dude I’ve met into MMA and wrestling, no matter how popular it is, is in fact getting excited over half naked men grinding…..things got erotic….as her bf shoved dick in her face….
Nicolette Sheridan is probably best know for being engaged to Michael Bolton, but she was smart enough to end that shit, because it does nothing good for one’s self esteem…..not that their is anything wrong with Michael Bolton, it’s just hard to take him seriously no matter how many millions he makes with his bad music that talks to horny fat middle aged women….and tickles them at their core…..cuz no one else is tickling them…except maybe their 15 cats….
But as far as I’m concerned the highlight of her career was not having kids, cuz at 48, she’s still got a hot enough body to look at in a bikini, something she would have been pissed away if she wasn’t a vain, image oriented, bottom feeding celeb bitch I wanna fuck…cuz I generally see 1 in 100 moms who are actually hot as fuck….and those 1 in 100 I see probably looked better before raping themselves to reproduce….silly choices…
If you have the ability to ignore her pretty old looking face, like I do, then you’ll appreciate a bitch in her 40s who didn’t fuck around making Michael Bolton gay babies with the most luxury 80s hair, and instead kept her shit tight, put together and something I’d want to fuck…which isn’t saying much, considering I stuck my dick in rotton curdled milk this morning just cuz I was curious how it felt, and now I’m stuck smelling this sour smell all day…nothing I’m not used to…
All this to say, Nicolette Sheridan looks fucking old and hot and I want to crawl up her leg and die inside her menopausal pussy, playing a sex game I call “The Baby You Never Had”…whatever that means…
I spent the better part of the morning watching older ladies in yoga pants and leggings walking around. I guess it has to do with spring coming, or maybe them trying their best to get in mom bikini shape, or maybe they just have nothing better to do now that their kids are all grown up and I got lost in their asses…
See normally I am disgusted by what women become, but couldn’t help but wonder the story of each and every ass…you know every journey that those pussies traveled before my meeting them today with fabric wedged between their shit…Fascinating concept…now here’s Nicolette Sheridan’s old lady ass in jeans to give you a taste of what I was eating all day…Boom.
Nicolette Sheridan is one of those self-involved cunts who craves male attention, but in her defense, she did spend the better part of the last 20 years in a relationship with Michael Bolton, and his idea of getting it on is blow drying his hair and asking her what she thinks about it….
The good thing about those self-involved cunts who crave male attention while trying to stay classy, is that well into their 40s they still look worth fucking, thanks to making a key decision in her youth….and that key decision was to have an abortion everytime it came up….
So for every slutty picture of this old lady you see you can thank Michael Bolton and Abortions for making it happen…
Nicolette Sheridan was out wearing what you’d expect to see a man wearing in a Calvin Klein ad and not entirely something you’d expect to see a Hollywood whore rockin’ out in public, but then again, she is recently single, you know, no more Michael Bolton singing in her pussy like it was a Jazz Sax, oh wait that’s Kenny G, same shit….
Maybe this is some kind of walk of shame after a night getting fucked up the ass by the dude she’s walking around with, where her party dress got a mix of shit and cum smeared all over it and the only outfit they could come up with out of his closet was this. Everything else was too big for her and that would really be obvious, so squeezing in a pair of his boxer briefs and undershirt with no bra, just made sense….
I’m not complaining, I think she’s still hot for an old bitch who I am sure has fucked many many many men but who never polluted herself with kids…maybe because of a botched abortion,but probably because she’s too busy loving herself, but then again, what the fuck do I know, look at the pics…
This one’s for Michael Bolton because I am a huge fan and like providing him with pictures of the pussy he was with for so long in her bikini, because I know that the slutty pics you took of her get boring after jerking off to them long enough and new material makes for a fresh love affair with your ex, even if it’s not so pornographic as the shot of you sucking off the man you hired to fuck her while you watched because eveyrone knows you’re a ‘mo. The only problem with my plan is that you don’t know this site exists…but thankfully I know you exist…I have everyone of your albums….one would say I am your biggest fan….maybe we can do lunch one day or something…or right you don’t know I exist and I’m just day dreaming about your luxurious hair here….don’t I feel stupid…..
I have no idea what that was all about, but here are pics of Nicolette Sheridan and her pretty hot old lady body cuz she was smart enough to not have kids with Michael Bolton cuz he was too busy saving his cum for men….
I wish I could get excited about watching a girl suck on a water bottle makes it easy to imagine them suckin' a dick. It makes it even easier if you have the picture of her doing it, cuz all it takes is a little photoshop, and next thing you know you are reliving your Michael Bolton blowjob fantasy you've had since you first saw his flowing blonde hair when you were 12, you know because he spent the last decade fuckin' this cunt. Literally. I mean unless he's only into anal and dating chicks is just for show, because his audience is primarily women, and if they knew what the rest of us knew, maybe they'd stop buying his albums and jerking off to his liner notes like it was still the '80s.
Star Trek is coming and I’m sure that means that you are too, because Star Trek was the only friend you had growing up. It was the one thing you really connected with and when the internet hit it allowed you to find like minded loser virgins who you could interact with and meet at conventions to hang out with and is really the only reason you ever got married, so in a lot of ways Star Trek, the reason you were such a loser growing up, is the same reason you got pussy in the first place….
Here’s a little Heidi Klum throwin’ up her Virgin Gang Signs….I think that is like the hybrid shocker for girls with fatty assholes…but I am usually wrong about that shit…
Here’s some bad space jokes and others who were at the event….Which is funny because when you used to throw you Star Trek parties the only person who showed up was your stuffed animals and kid sister. I guess they got paid the fuck off, you know trying to take the acne faced, asthmatic, red headed pre-conceived notions of the shit…..
Amanda Bynes was there cuz her legs are out of this world…..
Kristin Cavallari was there because her career is as believable as science fiction….
Tori Spelling was there because her tits are fucking alien….
Hayden Panettiere because she all of her fans are fucking virgin Star Trek People. This is her fuckin’ scene
Nicolette Sheridan had a bit of an unfortunate event getting out of a car recently, her expensive lacy underwear wasn’t able to contain her meaty pussy lip that Michael Bolton used to chew on like it was a piece of leather, and who knows, maybe it is, she’s older, menopausal and maybe trying to runaway from her body because either it wants to do what it was meant to do and have babies, but Nicolette is too vain to make that happen, or maybe it’s just trying to escape because Nicolette allowed Bolton inside it and that’s a shame that’s hard to live down. Either way, here are the pics.
Looks like Nicolette found a new Michael Bolton to sniff her dirty panties, eat her used tampons, watch her shit, fuck, masturbate and cry in the form of a Golden Retriever, sure it may not be as socially acceptable when people catch him in the trailer licking Cheeze Whiz off her cunt, but having people know you fuck a dog’s a lot less embarrassing than admitting you ever dated Michael Bolton, not to mention the Dog’s a better singer.
It also looks like Nicolette Sheridan has a good body for an old lady as she continues to be my evidence that not having babies may be against natures way and may leave a lot of regret down the line, but at least you can drink that pain away, instead of sitting on your fat ass exhausted from changing diapers and driving kids to day care.
Nicolette Sheridan was out in her Malibu home, or what I assume is her Malibu home because despite the potential of being creepy enough for people to think I’d make a great stalker, I am far too lazy to bother with that shit, especially when living up in Canada and not really giving a fuck about much of anything, and she was doing it in a pair of white boy shorts. Now I know she’s older and I know it looks like she got some fucked up shit going on with her lips that probably involved surgery and I know that she’s probably got a pretty tight pussy. You know she hasn’t had kids, you know she does her kegels while keeping fit and you also know that Michael Bolton and her were engaged for 15 so I’ll assume they never had sex because with hair like he had, and songs like he sang, he’s gotta be a sister. You know, the kind of sister who prefers his significant other to be a top, but the truth is that I really know nothing and just wanted an excuse to post these pictures because I have nothing else to do and haven’t figured out my exit strategy yet. Enjoy.
Nicolette Sheridan went out in a bikini and showed off her ass this past weekend and I liked it. I think her body is amazing and hope for all you people who plan on getting married, despite the sad truth that the reason she looks like this is because she’s not married and trying to keep work coming in, but delusions is pretty much what go you into this whole marriage mess to begin with, so what’s another one to the pot that makes up your false sense of happiness…..
Nicolette Sheridan is a 45 year old who proves that if you want to keep your edge and remain a sex object in film an television, you can’t get irresponsible and get married and have kids, becauase we all know that if she had kids, she wouldn’t look like this, since they ruin your fucking life just as much as they ruin your hot body.
Husbands everywhere have to come home to a tired slob of a wife who doesn’t put out anymore and who they are happy doesn’t put out anymore because their bodies are fucking disgusting since they let themselvs go, forcing them to hit the internet and jerk off to pictures of Nicolette Sheridan to find any satisfaction in life. You know sitting in their garage to avoid having to spend time with the slob they married, wondering how their life would be different if the hot 25 year old they sold their soul too was a little more self absorbed, vain and in love with themselves. You know if they said no to the second serving of ice cream during their post partum depression that prevented them from losing the pregnancy weight they gained and spent a little more time jogging….
I guess you can argue that her life is empty and that she will end up alone because she didn’t take the natural course of reproduction, but I am sure the only people saying that are moms, who have brainwashed themselves to thinking having babies is amazing, because it’s all they have going for them after sacrificing themselves to make it happen, and a harsh reality that if they did admit sucked, would make them feel like bad humans, so it’s better to stay delusional about, but I think that with all that money and the fact that every single straight guy in the world is willing to have sex with her, while every Gay dude who watches her shitty Desperate Housewives shit is willing to go straight for her and the fact that she can buy herself a baby who is already 16 when she’s really milked this whole sex symbol thing and has totally cashed out on her body, so that she doesn’t have to go through all the annoying steps of early childhood and can still pretend she’s a mom as it comes to visit her in the old folks home when she’s developed alzheimers because it will be outlined in its contract that it has no choice but to do that if it wants its inheritance….
I don’t really know what I am going off on, I get lost in my words sometimes, but what it comes down to is that watching Nicolette Sheridan jogging and keeping her old lady body fit is like porn to me, maybe because my 45 year old wife’s idea of exercise is eating a bag of chips, but probably because I want to fuck Nicolette Sheridan….
There’s nothing like seeing a little Michael Bolton sloppy seconds strutting her old lady body that puts most 20 year old bodies to shame around in a bikini, knowing that he ruined her like he ruined Frank Sinatra’s Music back in 2006. I do know that her body is definitely the kind of body you can try to pretend is still a virgin when you get with her, despite knowing that the only reason she’s on TV is because she’s not a virgin, if you know what I mean. If you don’t, bust out your mom’s Desperate Housewives Season 1 DVD boxset and see her trying to act, not that that would be too hard of a task for your lazy body, considering you keep it hidden under your bed for those lonely nights alone….which are pretty much every night…..