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2009

28

Apr

Pamela Anderson at Some Stripclub Opening of the Day

Pam Anderson was at the opening of some NYC stripclub which was pretty obvious because that’s pretty much what her Hollywood career has been. You know big fake everything, fucking rockstars and guys with lame tattoos, getting STDs and now that she’s washed up and disgusting, it’s only natural that she go back to “den mother” all these girls just starting out, and I use the word natural very loosly.

I spend a lot of time in stripclubs, I know how these things work. I see the old haggard stripper who you wonder how she got where she got and why she’s still allowed to work and you realize that she’s been there for decades and can’t get fired and that she acts as a mentor to the other girls because she’s seen it all , and her daughter so happens to work alongside her to pay for her college and that together, they get naked for money and that they only talk to me when they are really really desperate for money and have been rejected by everyone else in the club, including the staff, so I know the whore game, and I know that despite Pam Anderson getting sidetracked along her true calling with that whole Hollywood, celebrity shit, it’s never too late to crawl back into the gutter position your fate had lined up for you, your tits, your fake hair, lips and fabricated, plastic sex appeal.

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2009

04

Feb

Pam Anderson Picture of the Day

So this is the story that goes along with this picture:

I spotted Pamela Anderson at the “Angels and Athletes” party at Aja in Tampa, FL this past Saturday.

She was out celebrating (something) the night before the Super Bowl.

Pam was on hand as the headline attraction for the night…unfortunately for her, she forgot to bring her A-Game…or a hairbrush.

Source

I have a feeling she is making this face because shejust felt her busted up uterus slipping out of her skirt because she didn’t wear underwear again, but I guess she could be making this face because she’s scared, or sad, or concerned or even surprised. Maybe it’s got to do with her dying career, beauty or sex appeal….or maybe someone just flashed her the 8 ball of coke she’s about to dig her whore face in, or maybe a guy she once banged just told her he has AIDS and has to tell past lovers by law. I really don’t know or care but someone emailed it to me and I figured I’d switch it up by posting it anyway because I have nothing better to do and no matter how hard I try to go back to sleep and no matter how tired I am right now, the alcohol withdrawal isn’t letting me. Asshole.

Posted in:Drunk|Pamela Anderson|Party

2009

16

Jan

Pamela Anderson’s Ass in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Here are some pictures of Pam Anderson fag hagging with some dude I assume is gay. Pam Anderson is an icon in the gay world, maybe it’s because she’s Canadian and Canada is Gay Friendly, but I think it’s because she looks like a tranny, but probaby has more to do with the fact that gay dudes are the only group of people who have had more cock than she has and don’t judge her for being a slut, or maybe it’s because she has this ego and has convinced herself that all the straight guys around her are constantly trying to get in her pants and she’s more than just a diseased pussy, flappy ass and set of tits that were once a sex icon, and she is tired of her girlfriends constantly being jealous of her and get all catty when they are out, while gay dudes just don’t give a fuck and take advantage of the opportunity to parade a famous girl around with them to further secure how fabulous they are already convinced that they are….

Either way, here’s them pics.

Pics: Pacific Coast News

Posted in:Ass|Nipples|Pamela Anderson|See Through

2007

20

Nov

I am – Pam Anderson’s Still Got Nipples of the Day

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This is what Pamela Anderson looks like when she goes out for some Planet Hollywood shit over the weekend in some semi-see through men’s shirt bullshit that makes me feel like I just had sex with her, which wouldn’t be that much of a stretch because by the looks of it, so has everyone in the room.

Speaking of stretches, there’s nothing like realizing that beauty is fleeting and your face gets haggard and no matter how much plastic surgery you get, or how much a doctor stretches your skin out, you’re still a mother of two and despite filling your fuckin’ tits up like every dude in the room is planning on filling you up, even with your hepatitis, it’s a good strategy to distract us from lookin’ at your face and realizing how busted your are.


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2007

12

Nov

I am – Pam Anderson’s Insane Tits of the Day

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I was at a bar drinking my life away, as I sometimes do and this busty middle-aged hooker Pam Anderson is her idol bitch sat down next to me. She was wearing a “Guess” t-shirt, so I said 36 D, and instead of slapping me, she liked the attention and said 36 DD. The sad party of this story is that this pick-up line is fucking genius, but the only bitches who rock “Guess” t-shirts are trashy older ladies that buy the shit at the discount center. There was a time when every chachi motherfucker girl and cheap french slut rocked this shit in this city. It’s not the cool choice anymore because all the bitches are into American Apparel or designer clothes, but if you’re from some trashy town, you may have the chance to drop this line and should, because a girl in guess is a girl who likes talking about her tits.

Here are some pictures of Pam Anderson’s ridiculously huge tits and hard nipples in some parachuting outfit, lookin like every cheap stripper who still thinks Guess is cool.

I think drinking has ruined my ability to tell stories. I’ll work on that for later today, when I sober up, or get more drunk that shit makes more sense to me.


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2007

01

Oct

I am – Pamela Anderson’s Creepy Cleavage of the Day

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I went to a Breast Cancer event, not because I believe in Charity even though I’d like to single handedly save every breast in the world with my mouth, but Charity events are horse shit. They are a group of people who either didn’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves before the disease directly affected them or someone they love, or a group of self righteous assholes pretending to make a difference, while pulling a salary off the charity organization and only donating a fraction of the money they make to the cause because the rest of the money’s going into the elaborate events that seduce rich people to show up to because they want to feel less guilty about being rich cocksuckers who fuck people over everyday to feel like they are doing their part so that they can sleep soundly at night…..

So the real reason I went to breast cancer charity event was because I like watching the self exam demo. Shit’s like porno to me.

Speaking of porno here’s some pictures of Pam Anderson’s breasts busting out of her shirt, because those fuckers are huge and by huge I mean disgusting. They are so filled with rubber that could have been better used to save a nation from AIDS and unwanted pregnancy but at least they won’t ever get breast cancer, they are the titty equivalent of when a retired couple put aluminum siding on their house so they’ll never have to paint y again….if you know what I mean, which you probably don’t because I don’t even know what I am talking about. Just look at her tits pervert.


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2007

01

Oct

I am – Pamela Anderson's Creepy Cleavage of the Day

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I went to a Breast Cancer event, not because I believe in Charity even though I’d like to single handedly save every breast in the world with my mouth, but Charity events are horse shit. They are a group of people who either didn’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves before the disease directly affected them or someone they love, or a group of self righteous assholes pretending to make a difference, while pulling a salary off the charity organization and only donating a fraction of the money they make to the cause because the rest of the money’s going into the elaborate events that seduce rich people to show up to because they want to feel less guilty about being rich cocksuckers who fuck people over everyday to feel like they are doing their part so that they can sleep soundly at night…..

So the real reason I went to breast cancer charity event was because I like watching the self exam demo. Shit’s like porno to me.

Speaking of porno here’s some pictures of Pam Anderson’s breasts busting out of her shirt, because those fuckers are huge and by huge I mean disgusting. They are so filled with rubber that could have been better used to save a nation from AIDS and unwanted pregnancy but at least they won’t ever get breast cancer, they are the titty equivalent of when a retired couple put aluminum siding on their house so they’ll never have to paint y again….if you know what I mean, which you probably don’t because I don’t even know what I am talking about. Just look at her tits pervert.


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2007

20

Sep

I am – Pam Anderson Covered Up at the Beach

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I was surprised to see these pictures of Pam Anderson on the beach covered up, mainly because she’s an exhibitionist slut who is normally in a skimpy bikini with fake and real parts spilling the fuck out, but I guess it was cold out considering that buddy she’s with is rocking a gayer than bicycle shorts, tight as fuck wet suit.

I usually rip into this bitch for being a trashy washed up stripper. Or I go off about her hepatitis and how she was the object of all your wet dreams when you were in high school, but I guess I gotta step back and be realistic for a second. She’s got a couple of kids, she’s pretty menopausal, and she’s still got a tighter body than most 20 year olds I try to get naked. Sure, I prey on the ugly ones because they appreciate the attention and I appreciate their youth, but they are still girls. I think Pam’s future husband does the same thing, only he’s more successful and the young girls he goes after are heiresses that he’s enterprising enough to film getting fucked raw dog. I always wondered if he was the source of her herpes, which is the strain that has hit everyone in Hollywood, or if she scored that somewhere else. It doesn’t matter. What does matter is what Pam and his sex smells like, you know her hep, his herp shit’s could be pretty fucking gross.

I am not so into fake tits, I don’t like what they do to girls. They make them so tit-centric that being around them is fucking tedious. They always talk about their tits, flash their tits, make people touch their tits, which isn’t the bad part, the bad part is that I am never the one they ask to touch, lick or rate them, and whenever I am left out, I get bitter. I was walking down the street today and saw some pregnant lookin’ chick walking alone with a set of fake tits, my first thought was that I bet she didn’t know the daddy’s name because her fake tits lured him in one drunken night, when I asked her, she wasn’t too impressed and told me to fuck off.

Either way, here are the Pam Anderson and the shit stain on her arm covered up on the beach pics.

Don’t worry, this post didn’t make me laugh either.


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2007

18

Sep

I am – Pamela Anderson in a Bikini in Malibu of the Day

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I guess Pam Anderson doesn’t realize that her prime ended when Baywatch was still on the air and ever since then it’s been this downward spiral of fake tit removal, fake tit replacement and a haggard old catcher’s mitt of a face that reminds me of the lady who works at the Salvation Army where I buy all my used panties for my used panty collection. I am weird like that.

Pam Anderson can’t seem to get herself out of a fucking bikini. Every week there are new pictures of her half naked and although half naked is good, I find this shit desperation like a Britney Spears comeback performance. At first I just thought she went insane and got a bikini grafted onto her because it is such a part of who she is, but then I realized that that was a stupid thought and that she is just like the local stripper, who was the star performer ten years ago, you know the one who everyone wanted the lap dance from and you’d never get a chance to touch her tits because she was always in the back working, who now still works the same club, holding onto a dream, remembering the good years while chain smoking at the bar hoping that someone will either remember her and take her for a dance the sake of a fantasy they never lived out, or that all the other girls get taken in the back and she’s the last man standing. She knows she’d be better off working as a receptionist or at the cosmetics counter of the Pharmacy but stripping is all she knows.

Here are some Pam Anderson bikini ass pics for you to live out the fantasy from the past when she was actual relevant, hot and wanted by all. Before she had two washed up losers fighting over her. Around the time of the sex tape, but all things aside, she has an amazing ass and I’d still do her, her big tits and her hepatitis ridden vagina.


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2007

05

Sep

I am – Pam Anderson Bikini Pics of the Day

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I had a friend when I was a kid who had a Hot Mom and all the neighborhood kids were always at their place. I liked to hang there because had cable TV and sofas in the living room, things that were strange and exotic compared to my family life at home, but I’m pretty sure all the little boys that frequented their house did so because it made them feel funny in their swimsuit areas.

It was like whatever was happening in those boys pants at the time completely outshone the fact that this was a grown women who was the mother of one of your friends and ran the PTA board at school.

The Friends of Pam Anderson’s kids are lucky though, because their bubble hasn’t ben busted yet, and they don’t know about sex tapes, and STDs and ugly ass Tommy Lee and his horse cock. You on the other hand do, yet still go to sleep at night hoping that Pammy will fly in through your window and take your virginity, because god knows no one else will.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

04

Sep

I am – Pam Anderson Licks Some Dude With Her Vagina Exposed of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Pam Anderson licking some dude in Malibu. I have never been to Malibu but you can tell that it is Malibu by the glass balcony, I am so happy that running this site has given me a vast knowledge of architecture and who knows maybe one day I’ll be that interior designer I’ve always wanted to be…

Speaking of designers, I was talking to a dude the other day who does Vagina surgery. He is basically a vagina doctor who helps girls out when they feel like their labias are too long, bunched up and make them look like they have a cock. So basically he spends his days designing the perfect vagina, he sits there with a pen and paper on a drafting board deciding on what kind of vagina he should make out of a girls old vagina and that whole concept, although seemingly psychopathic makes him a ton of money….

I was asking him what he does about girls he brings home. You know once you chop a vagina up and make it into your very own vaginal creation, can you go back to natural vagina that you meet in a bar or do you try to offer them the at home discounted version of your procedure? I didn’t really understand whether he took vagina and made it to his ideal vagina or if he took vagina and made it as close to a perfect vagina the client wants….but either way, working with vagina all day could probably make a man gay or really fucking horny all the time…

I was always the kind of guy who took whatever vagina came my way. I never took much thought into whether it was meaty, stinky or diseased. This one time I was banging a chick with a cluster of genital warts, but I just made sure to avoid contact with that part of her box….it actually made a fun challenge like trying to walk down the sidewalk and not step on the cracks…

Either way, here are some pictures of some Pam Anderson in action with some pussy from the backside….of the day…motherfucker…


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2007

03

Sep

I am – Pam Anderson Hangs with Rick Solomon of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Pamela Anderson’s nipples hanging out with Rick Solomon. At first I thought that they were in some Meet People with Herpes support group to meet people with herpes so that you don’t have to deal with the stigma of telling the girl you’ve been banging for 2 months that you have herpes leading her to freak the fuck out on you….but then I realized that Pam Anderson is like Rick Solomon’s business mentor. She is his Tony Robbins. She is the person who lead him to a life of videotaping the sluts he bangs in hopes they one day become a commodity…so that he can make huge fucking money off it and give the girl involved even more fame, more jobs and her own reality TV show all for taking one load on her tits and being able to dress like a complete asshole in public since the world’s already seen your cock…. If only life was that simple.


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2007

24

Aug

I am – Pam Anderson's Vagina Puppy of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Pam Anderson with something fuzzy between her legs, and I am not talking about the fungal infection or the obvious STD Joke that you should insert here, I am talking about her little puppy. I am kind of upset that shit’s not a cat so that this post could write itself but I guess the powers that be hate me, but I could have probably told you that before these pictures came out because if you look at my life, it pretty much seems like god took a shit on me when I was born, but enough about me.

Life worked out a lot better for Pam Anderson, she was destined to be a stripper but for some reason she had some kind of golden horseshoe in her ass as part of her stage-show and some asshole from LA who happened to watch her going at herself one end in the cooch the other in the ass was like “This bitch has that it factor” and recruited her to be a lightweight stripper, lightweight pornstar and all-american dream…

I met a stripper with a dream yesterday, and that dream was to make 450 dollars in her shift. She came up to us saying she was 6 songs away from her objective. When I asked her what the hell she did with 450 dollars a day because to me that’s an insane amount of money, she said she supported her boyfriend, bought clothes and partied….I didn’t end up taking her in the back, because I don’t have that kind of budget, but I have a dream too and that dream is to have her boyfriend’s job.

Either way, here are some Pam Anderson with a dog between her legs, covering up her old rotting body because she cares about the people and about expediting an already dying career. I don’t know if expedite is a word but i used it anyway cuz I am fucking crazy. Cuddles.


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2007

24

Aug

I am – Pam Anderson’s Vagina Puppy of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Pam Anderson with something fuzzy between her legs, and I am not talking about the fungal infection or the obvious STD Joke that you should insert here, I am talking about her little puppy. I am kind of upset that shit’s not a cat so that this post could write itself but I guess the powers that be hate me, but I could have probably told you that before these pictures came out because if you look at my life, it pretty much seems like god took a shit on me when I was born, but enough about me.

Life worked out a lot better for Pam Anderson, she was destined to be a stripper but for some reason she had some kind of golden horseshoe in her ass as part of her stage-show and some asshole from LA who happened to watch her going at herself one end in the cooch the other in the ass was like “This bitch has that it factor” and recruited her to be a lightweight stripper, lightweight pornstar and all-american dream…

I met a stripper with a dream yesterday, and that dream was to make 450 dollars in her shift. She came up to us saying she was 6 songs away from her objective. When I asked her what the hell she did with 450 dollars a day because to me that’s an insane amount of money, she said she supported her boyfriend, bought clothes and partied….I didn’t end up taking her in the back, because I don’t have that kind of budget, but I have a dream too and that dream is to have her boyfriend’s job.

Either way, here are some Pam Anderson with a dog between her legs, covering up her old rotting body because she cares about the people and about expediting an already dying career. I don’t know if expedite is a word but i used it anyway cuz I am fucking crazy. Cuddles.


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2007

24

Jul

I am – Pam Anderson and the Big Pink Elephant of the Day

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Julien, our token gay blogger sent this in this morning, and since you are probabaly going to die of AIDS anyways, I thought maybe you could relate!!

You know how a few years ago it was this huge deal that Pamela Anderson had hepatitis? It was all over the news and shit and it was always getting brought up whenever anyone talked about her. And now, people don’t talk about it anymore. I mean, she’s still all over the media but there is never any mention of the fact that she contracted hepatitis. I came up with a theory about why this happened.

I got kicked out my house when I was sixteen by my father when he found a bunch of gay porn magazines of mine that I had stolen from a convenience store. He said all the cliche things like “I didn’t rasie no faggot” and “No son of mine is going to suck cock” etc etc etc. So he hit me a couple of times and I ran out the house and went to live with my hippy Aunt. I’ve talked to him a couple of times in the past few years, but it has been nothing more than a few sentences here and there. The point of this story is, if I caught HIV and then went back to him and said “Guess what Dad? I’m HIV Positive!” he wouldn’t be shocked at all because in his mind, that’s what gay people do, they get HIV and die. So me being HIV positive would be no surprise to him, it wouldn’t change a thing. To him, me catching it is like saying the sky is blue.

So the reason why people don’t talk about Pam’s hepatitis anymore is that it’s a little redundant. Of course she contracted a STD, she’s Pamela fucking Anderson! This whole thing was practically written in the stars. I mean no one’s going to be shocked when Lindsey Lohan
dies of a drug overdose right?

Smooch!

Julien


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