I vowed to never post Paris Hilton pictures ever again, because as far as I’m concerned Paris Hilton listened to all of our requests back in the 2000s, and died. Even if she’s still alive, she might as well be dead, since no one remembers who she is or that she was a big enough deal to land TV shows like “Paris Hilton’s New BFF”, in some vapid cunt garbage we should hold the production company accountable for shoving down our throats. To me it was a sign of the apocalypse…or at least that our people are doomed.
But I couldn’t help but grab pics of her bitch of a boyfriend who is probably so excited about her bank account that he’s willing to get herpes to get access to the shit, and he plays the part, wearing a “Paris” hat, to show her he belongs to her, in hopes of knocking her dead HPV uterus up, so that he can follow K-Fed’s lead.
It makes me laugh. I threw in a pic of her modeling bikinis for her mirror cuz it’s the only thing that can look at her with a straight face because you probably don’t care that her boyfriend is a bitch.
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