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2014

25

Sep

Paris Hilton Hot for Instagram of the Day

You got to give it to Paris Hilton. She has been pretty resilient in her career…like a cockroach…which is actually a good name for her since she loves cock…a lot..

It’s like she had the brand name as her last name, played it up and ended up making a lot of her own money from it. She was one of the first rich kids turned pornstar turned self made rich kid…and she keeps going and going – even when people just don’t fucking care about her..

She’s out there DJing, hustling, running an entourage, traveling the world, making money…all while people don’t fucking care about her.

She’s even doing lingerie photoshoots…posting slutty selfies…even when people don’t care about her…

She beats to her own drum and doesn’t care that people don’t care…and if she’s getting half naked in the process…all old, herped up, but still not fat…I am all fucking for it…even if I’ve seen her fuck badly, back in her prime…I think she is inspiring to us all that we just need to keep on going…even when the world thinks we should have stopped long ago…

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2014

02

Sep

Paris Hilton is Dirty of the Day

In case you didn’t already know….Paris Hilton is really dirty.

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2014

29

Aug

Paris Hilton in a Bikini “DJing” in Ibiza Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Call me old fashioned, or maybe I am stuck in the past, but when I think of anything involving Paris Hilton in video, I want to see her getting fucked in it. Not doing some drag queen caliber performance for a crowd she is getting paid over 100k a gig to DJ for. Proving that DJing is a fucking joke and anyone can do it. It doesn’t require talent, it just requires a computer program. The scam of the generation…so it is only natural that Paris Hilton, also a scam of the generation, would be tainting in like her vagina has tainted so many good looking girls who have fucked Paris’ sloppy seconds…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

29

Jul

Paris Hilton in a Bikini of the Day

It is kind of ridiculous to think that anyone would care to see Paris Hilton in a Bikini – now that she’s in her 30s. Sure she’s got a pretty great body that she’s grown into nicely…but I far prefer her coked up, drugged out, medicated, sex tape at 19 to put her on the map – and it really isn’t that good – but then again…either is anything Paris Hilton says or does.

She’s not overly disgusting to look at…but her vagina probably is…thanks to herpes… I just did a Paris Hilton post….my life is now complete and depressing as fuck…Paris Hilton is always a good reminder of that..

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2014

07

Jul

Paris Hilton’s Bikini Party of the Day

I’ve heard so many stories about Paris Hilton VS Cocaine and the Paris Hilton winning, kind of like the stories of Paris Hilton’s Herpes vs Condoms and the Herpes always winning, not that she uses condoms…

I’ve also heard that Paris Hilton, despite seeming like a vapid idiot who loves drugs and sex, like everyone else, she’s actually a genius, and everything she does is strategic, since her family has a name, but the money you’d think she has, she went out and made it on her own…She leveraged her situation and got rich, by pretending to be a little rich bitch and that in and of itself, was a great scam that we can’t hate her for..

I mean she’s been around since I started the site and she’s still got a great fucking body, so despite hating everything about her or at least everything about what we know of her, I’d let her ride my face like a mechanical bull…

Here’s her bikini party from instagram.

CLICK THE LINKS TO SEE HER IN HER BLACK BIKINI HERE and WHITE BIKINI HERE

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2014

24

Feb

Paris Hilton Erotica for Instagram of the Day

Paris Hilton is getting back into the internet slut groove….it’s like she’s in her mid-30s and instead of just starting a family with some billionaire she’s met along the way…she’s still pretending she’s 20 and filming sex tapes…only her sex tapes are half naked pics to instagram…instead of taking loads on her face…which is a real downgrade…as normally we evolve, and the older we get, the less we care about getting fucked on camera….you know producing a follow-up to her original movie…like a little pornstar since we’ve already seen it…and since she’s got a decade more experience at fucking all kinds of people…and what it comes down to is that I actually don’t hate Paris Hilton…she served her purpose in fucking up society and the youth…youth that is all in their 20s and super horny all the time…and without her I really think things would be different…far less herpes and teen pregnancies…and who really wants that…

She’s the Joan of Arc of our generation…and here is some shitty, especially compared to her history, self shot erotica…

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2013

04

Dec

Paris Hilton DJing in Dubai Bikini Pics of the Day

Paris Hilton may be the worst, she may not matter to the general public, the media may not talk about her because she was overexposed and replaced by the Kardashians, but apparently, she matters in Dubai, where she is on a DJ tour, because Dubai is the only place that still cares about Paris Hilton…they like over the top tacky shit…or maybe it’s just how they mock America through our “idols”..

Whatever the reason, she’s been posting bikini pics peddling her line of purses, and whatever else she does to make money, because she’s a hustler…from trust fund…to sex tape…to riches…it’s the American dream…

My favorite picture is the one she posted of her “disguise” in Dubai. but that’s only because it makes me think she’s terminally ill, and a terminally ill hilton is a hot hilton…

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2013

05

Nov

Paris Hilton’s Inspirational Marketing Pitch While Honored in a Russian Mall of the Day

I don’t know what Russian Billionaire Paris Hilton had sex with, but I am going to assume he owns the Russian Mall that presented her with this star on their walk of fame….and that they probably met on Yachts in Ibizia…or maybe Russia, like during the cold war, is just 10 years behind America and hitting up on our last week’s kitchen garbage, honouring them with bullshit things, and giving them a venue to feel important since they have fallen off at home….or maybe…just maybe…no one else returned this Mall’s call for such a silly thing…because flying the 10-12 hours even for a free Moscow trip…was more of a pain in the ass than anything…but it’s nice to see Paris took the opportunity to pitch her shit to a poor unsuspecting crowd who just want a taste of America…but instead got a taste of a vapid, useless, famewhore brat…who likes to talk about herself…which I guess based on the girls I’ve met…is a taste of America…good times.

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2013

16

Oct

Paris Hilton in Lingerie for Terry Richardson of the Day

Paris Hilton stripped down…at least a little for Terry Richardson, because when you’re an ex pornstar socialite who loves herself more than anyone could ever love her…but more importantly who loves getting naked and having fun, especially when in a room with one of the world’s most prolific and racy fashion photographers…bitch had better bring it….

I have a feeling that this shoot happened randomly, like they just bumped into each other, but Paris was conveniently wearing this outfit under her dress, just in case she needed to get half naked for a photo op…and there is nothing wrong with that…all girls should live their lives as though they are about to be shot by Terry Richardson…it would make for far less soiled, period stained, panties on homeless chicks you bring home…if they happened to know what Terry Richardson was, instead of being too busy looking for food…but you get what I’m saying…girls need to be a bit more like Paris…

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2013

02

Oct

Paris HIlton’s New Music Video Teaser of the Day

Paris Hilton, or as I like to call her the herpes Pop culture got 10 years ago, and forgot about, but it’s making an appearance, because herpes is for life..and every once in a while you are reminded you have them….

This time, with Lil Wayne, because she’s marketable, it’s a valid publicity stunt, there’s some seriously comedic value to doing a song with her, and really with technology and dance music, you don’t really need to be talented, the computer does all the work for you….not to mention, she’s got enough money to pay everyone involved enough to pretend she’s doing something revolutionary, and not desperate, like her porno tape….

I just don’t understand why she can’t just embrace her trust fund, and do things that don’t involve annoying the fucking world while making a fool of herself, like all the other daughters of billionaires before and after her, I mean why is she a gutter hooker about things…it makes no sense…but some things don’t need to make sense….

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