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2010

11

Aug

Paris Hilton Pisses on Marilyn Monroe’s Grave of the Day

Paris Hilton launched some septic piss and shit filled diseased scented water in what must be the most obnoxious way ever. She dressed like Marilyn Monroe, looked more like some drag queen impersonator, her tits were pushed up and her stomach stuck out like she was pregnant and the whole thing was pretty fucking vile, almost as vile as wearing Paris Hilton’s scent, as I am sure every man who can’t wash her off in the shower after a night with her can attest to.

Above the obvious publicity stunt to get noticed, I can’t believe any one would buy anything with the Paris Hilton brand, but then again, I never understood why anyone would buy anything Paris Hilton back when she was actually popular, so now that she’s become a useless unknown, damaged and older looking pig of a woman wit the same Herpes scars, I really don’t get the shit….

I just wish the Marilyn Monroe estate sued this cunt for using her likeness. I guess this is typical, obnoxious, tacky, classless, Paris Hilton behavior…and here are the pics…

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2010

05

Aug

Paris Hilton in Some See Thru Bullshit of the Day

I hate Paris Hilton, but if any bitch I hate was walking down the street playing with her pussy, flashing her tit, or in a see thru shirt, or with hard nipples, or really if she’s just walking down the street…and she doesn’t even have to be walking…I mean she could be in a wheel chair, a hospital bed, or pretty much anything, so long as she has a vagina, even if she murdered my family, gave me AIDS, broke my heart, or did any unforgivable act to me, my loved ones, or society…I’m still gonna watch with a smile on her face cuz I guess my perversions run deeper than my morals…

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2010

30

Jul

Paris Hilton’s Dick-Clit in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I think Paris Hilton’s clit is a little too pointy to be squeezed into a one-piece bathing suit.

Seriously, lookin’ at these pictures, I feel like a micro-penised tranny is about to put on his Barbara Streisand inspired stage show, but didn’t quite tuck his shit in proper….

I know it is just her millionaire dick clit, one that has seen a lot and traveled many miles landing her at some cheesy looking party filled with cheesy fucking people in a one-piece where she gets to let her 30 year old loose ass loose…an ass that in just a few years will be granny-like and sloppy cuz that’s just what happens to women as they age…so I understand this celebration that is probably one of her the final tours as a party slut…not that anyone would really want to marry her and have her kids…but then again people do a lot worse things for money.

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2010

26

Jul

Paris Hilton’s Annoying Comeback Continues with an Upskirt of the Day

I don’t really think this needs words to describe how amazing, pathetic, desperate and disgusting all this is at the same time…I don’t know if this is sent from hell or if this is some kind of miracle…but I know I fucking hate it…she is a pig of a fucking woman and seeing her shove the fan to her pussy only makes sense…you gotta air that shit out…otherwise the infection spreads…especially in summer…we know you all too well…cunt….

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2010

23

Jul

Paris Hilton Bikini Yacht Jump of the Day

I am sure I am not the first to say this about these pictures…but seriously….why couldn’t this panned out a little differently.

You see, it doesn’t happen very often, but there are times that I look at my computer and wish that I was a shark, and these pictures are one of those times, because there would have been no better ending to this story, if the useless spoiled self involved cunt who has been trying to make a useless cunt comeback, despite being old and boring…..the kind of pussy so broken you take it out back and shoot it in front of the kids so they know what to avoid when they grow old and get faced with pussy of their own…jumped right into razor sharp, hungry, predatorial teeth to shut her up for once and for all…

Unfortunately that didn’t happen….but here she is on her latest publicity stunt of topless tanning and bikinis…cuz it is all she knows…and hopefully motivation for her to expands her skillset cuz it already looks awkward at 30…just imagine when she’s pushing 80….ideally an age she never hits cuz I’d rather her die on her way home from this trip…but you know how rich people are…they live for fucking ever….

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2010

23

Jul

Paris Hilton’s Champagne Shower of the Day

I don’t know who’s bright idea it was to let Paris Hilton put her whore mouth on the biggest bottle of Champagne ever, the same bottle that was passed around the room like it was Paris Hilton’s vagina and this wacked out party of losers who think they are more important than they are was Hollywood cock,

All I know is she’s on some Publicity stunt tour, a few years too late, because like the local hipsters, she’s starting to show her haggard useless age and seeing her party like she’s on college springbreak at 30, is really just pathetic…and I say that as a 40 year old who still dreams about going on college springbreak one day, but the rules are different for creepy dudes….

Either way, here she is in a one piece bathing suit, showing off some shitty tit, making dirty faces, spraying herself in really suggestive stances with a bunch of rich french dudes who look like they’d rather be baking baquette or some shit…and anyway you dice it, this is some kind of cry for attention that I wish would go the fuck away….but the pictures are just too funny to ignore.

Pics via Bauer

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2010

19

Jul

Shitty Paris Hilton Topless Tanning of the Day

Not only is Paris Hilton at the age where girls stop giving a fuck about what people think, at 30 girls generally get less shy about going topless at a beach, or having a nipple fall out cuz either they’ve had kids and have shown their junk to rooms full of people or they are sluts who have shown their junk to many different rooms filled with one or two people, but she’s also Paris Hilton and never really gave a fuck about what people thought, she just wanted to make sure that they noticed and in getting them to notice she had sex on camera, flashed her body parts, and really just annoyed the fuck out of everyone, naked or not….and here she is tanning topless as expected…cuz toplessness always gets attention….even when the quality of the pics fucking suck.

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2010

15

Jul

Paris Hilton Obnoxious Posing of the Day

I liked the few months Paris Hilton disappeared. It allowed me to get on with my life and pretend that she ever really polluted my life, but for some reason she’s trying to make a comeback, as what, I’m not quite sure, cuz as far as I am concerned she peaked with her porn career and the rest of her stupid publicity stunt life was just a product of promoting that, and it went on too fucking long….but here she is doing her obnoxious pose like she’s a model, only she’s not actually modeling anything but herself, like she’s some kind of commodity that people give a fuck about and last time I checked that wasn’t anything anyone wanted to buy, if anything it was something they wish they never fucked as they picked the scabs off their genitals…

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2010

12

Jul

Paris Hilton Indirectly Ruins Some Club Pussy of the Day

There’s a funny thing that comes with dating the Olsen Twins, Paris Hilton and a whole lot of other Hollywood pussy over the last decade because you are from a billionaire greek shipping family, and that funny thing is still being able to get pussy, cuz pussy loves associating itself with dick has money and status that’s been inside pussy that has money and status, even if that dick is scabby….It’s the playboy lifestyle….and here’s some dumb bitch who now has herpes thanks to her eager vagina trying to climb the ladder in a pretty obscure way…since no one gives a fuck abotu Stavros…unless maybe you’re in a VIP section with him and you get introduced to him and remember that he was the guy who fucked all the starlets…because no one more important or relevant happens to be at that club…

Either way, bitch is a slut and I love sluts, even if their vaginas were tainted a few hours after these pics were taken…but were probably tainted many years ago…cuz it takes experience for a nobody to get to this level of D-List cock….or not….

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2010

20

May

Paris Hilton’s Disgusting Old Lady Ass of the Day

Paris is trying to get back into the limelight so she hit up Cannes since it is Hollywood’s most exclusive party. I guess she wasn’t happy with the fact that no one gave a fuck about her or noticed her or even bothered with her because she really has absolutely no business being at these events, show she got drunk and lifted up her skirt like a little kid at a dinner party trying to get noticed cuz her daddy was never there for her cuz he was too busy fucking the secretary or some shit and I am all for this kind of behavior, ideally with girls who aren’t Paris Hilton with dumpy asses that look like things I changed when I was an orderly at an old folks homes, but I take what I can get for everyone who has banged her get a lot more than the bargained for, but you can’t get herpes through pictures on the computer, and this is about as close as we can get to this cow, even though she’s on a sinking ship and is a waste of fucking space and a piece of garbage with a shitty ass and a huge ego and that’s probably the real depressing thing in all this, except for the ass, cuz little gets more depressing looking than this…..

Here are some other dull pictures of her partying with her ugly sister and some waitress I want to see naked…but instead I’m just stuck trying to make sense of this granny ass….

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Posted in:Ass Flash|Paris Hilton

2010

28

Apr

The Newest Slut With Paris Hilton Herpes of the Day

If I was a scientist, I’d like to map out the Paris Hilton strain of herpes to see who has it, where it has gone, who it has touched, and who has been blessed with her scabby gift they can carry on for their lives, and a valtrex prescription that will clear the shit up but will be embarrassing to pick up at the pharmacy cuz everyone working will see you’re a herpes-ridden piece of shit….

But I’m not a scientist, so I get my kicks watching Paris Hilton’s ex with some chick who I know is with him cuz she thinks it is cool he dated Paris Hilton as Paris is her idol and who she aspires to be…based on the way she dresses and looks…and I know she’s not using condoms cuz getting knocked up with his baby would be so cool since that dick was in Paris Hilton and he doesn’t use condoms cuz he’s already got herpes so why bother..And I think she has a penis…

The whole thing is almost amazing….

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Posted in:Dough Reinheardt|Herpes|Paris Hilton

2010

28

Apr

Paris Hilton’s Push Up Bra Tries to Win Some Fame Back of the Day

The nice thing about these pictures is that throughout the night Paris Hilton’s face fell off while she drank and snorted away her sorrows…unfortunately not the kind of “face falling off” I’d like that leaves her in a ditch somewhere with some crazed lunatic running down the street in heels saying “that’s hot, I’m Paris Hilton, let’s cuddle, look at me I’m famous, I have hotels” or some other crazy person shit….but the kind of “face falling off” where she doesn’t feel like she looks her best so she cover’s the fuck up, a strategy I like to use on some of the pussy I have fucked, “yeah baby, let’s just do doggy”…..

Either way, she’s on her quest to get noticed again, she’s on her quest to get some of the attention Kardashian is getting, she realizes that showing some skin is the only thing people care about or want to see, since she started out as a pornstar and as Jenna Jameson will prove in 5 years when her addiction gets the best of her and she spends all her money, that you’re always a pornstar….and pornstars show their fucking genitals….or in this case their tits…in a push up bra…cuz that’s all people care about and that’s all she’s got to offer the world…

Useless fucking cunt.

The other nice thing about these pictures is that her friend was showing her panties….not because her friend is hot…but because her friend isn’t Paris Hilton showing her panties….since Paris Hilton panties are disgusting and classified a crime scene…

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2010

26

Apr

Paris Hilton Back with Her Bullshit Pose in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton’s vagina dangling, drooping, sagging, and blowing in the wind in a bikini bottom for some Vegas bullshit she was attending now that she’s single and ready to get noticed again after a year I enjoyed of her laying low and keeping her bullshit cunt attention seeking second-rate Kim Kardashian self in hiding as she let her herpes sores finally dry out and flake off for the first time in her life, but unfortunately, she didn’t die in some obscure accident and she’s back, doing the same bullshit pose like she’s fucking Zoolander and showing off the same bullshit tits, cheap whore style and trash can attitude that I can’t fucking stand because she’s rich but would probably love if I was paying her to take it up the ass in the bathroom at the strip club for a couple extra bucks for her gutter coke habit, if you know what I mean…

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2010

20

Apr

The Newest Pussy to Get Paris Hilton Herpes of the Day

I don’t like talking anything about Paris Hilton or her ex-boyfiend Doug Reinhardt because I find them dull pieces of trash who stain society and really don’t fucking matter because they don’t contribute anyting. She is washed the fuck up, he’s pretty much a failed pro athlete and the whole thing is just a waste of time…

I do however like to point and laugh at the groupie bitch who is dumb enough to fuck Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend, knowing dude’s rockin’ Paris Herpes and not caring because in her retard groupie world, Paris Herpes are better than the strain she had before meeting Doug that she called Spring Break Herpes….cuz everyone in America has fucking herpes, you dirty fucking people….

So here’s some new tainted pussy for you to laugh at too. I just don’t know her name, so I can’t try to humilate her directly….but she looks like serious young trash…tacky as fuck…and now she’s got herpes to match her “Her Majesty” bracelet. What a fucking joke…I hate bitches like this.

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Posted in:Doug Reinhardt|Groupie|Herpes|Paris Hilton

2010

15

Apr

Paris Hilton’s Grandfather Can’t Believe Her Bra of the Day

William Barron Hilton has seen a lot in his day. He ran a chain of hotels and that alone is pretty exciting stuff. He’s had staff, prostitutes, high profile parties, but yet like the rest of us, just can’t figure out what the hell has happened to his disgrace of a granddaughter’s tits.

Sure he gets bitch played the industry and made a lot of money doing it, butdude’s got 8 kids and probably a lot of grandkids, but for some reason the only one we know is this fucking trash can and like any good dirty grandfather, he’s probably watched her sex tape on repeat and has had her pay him special visits back when he announced he wasn’t leaving her any money leaving any money to her in his will, making her work him the only way she knows how, with her pussy….and now he just can’t grasp what’s going on here, maybe he’s wondering if she got implants, or if she’s on the pill as she should be cuz she’s a dirty pig, or maybe it’s just a magical bra and I’m sure he’s more concered with the herpes she gave him…..

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