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2012

22

Mar

Paris Hilton Must Die….Even When In a Bikini of the Day

Whenever I see Paris Hilton in a bikini, even if it is an attention seeking, “notice me”, kind of bikini moment, I envision the boat sinking, a shark attacking, the pool drain sucking her to the bottom while there’s no life guard on duty, or even a sniper confusing her for…well…Paris Hilton…the garbage of society while being high society…rich, spoiled, useless, who’s legacy on the world….the only good thing she’s done…is tricked all girls into thinking filming themselves fuck will get them famous….and despite feeling passionate about wanting someone to exterminate her, I gotta give her props, cuz making girls think they need to film themselves fuck to make it, makes for good times for anyone who gets to see the video, even if it fucking sucks.

She doesn’t matter…..even in her bikini.

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2012

24

Feb

Paris Hilton’s New Song “Drunk Text” Review of the Day

She looks like a tranny at best….but the really question is:

How is this a song?

She’s so musical…She’s just fucking talking a nonsense story that even her family would stop listening to…about a boring night at the club….I am assuming this is an answering machine message remixed…by one of her friends who hates her….cuz you know by looking at her that all her friends hate her….

I got to 1:28 – that’s only cuz I was trying to be a blogger and struggled to get that far….how good can you do….Let’s make a Friday Game out of it….Post your answers in the comments….

Don’t confuse this for me promoting her…

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2012

06

Feb

Paris Hilton Pantyless Upskirt for Old Times of the Day

Paris Hilton proves the old saying that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks…

She knows one thing, and one thing only….show genitals – make money….even though she already has all the money in the world thanks to her grandfather….and never had to do any of this in the first place..it was all just her exhibitionism and need to be famous….need to be watched…need to be noticed like the spoiled little princess she is…and I don’t mind cuz herpes never stop me, especially when I’m looking at tainted sewage filled rich girl vagina in person….but more importantly…especially when it isn’t fat….


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2011

17

Nov

Paris Hilton Cum Glaze Face of the Day

Paris Hilton’s natural tan looks about right…orange enough to inspire the vapid Jersey Shore retards…..something I think she did a long time ago without realizing it…because there is no way those trashy stripper pigs aren’t the direct result of Paris Hilton’s influence in the media….and shiny enough to looklike she’s been glazed with semen like the whore that she is…..and really it’s supposed to be good for your skin…at least that’s what I tell every girl I try to give facials to, even though ever porn chick has some of the shitties skin….it doesn’t mattter her are the pics…

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2011

16

Nov

Today’s Bikini Round-Up of the Day

So instead of doing a post on each of these bitches to link out to the sites that have the rights to post these pictures….cuz I sure as hell can’t afford to pay the paparazzi their outrageous prices for their shitty pictures….I decided to do a bikini round-up…..

So We’ve got Jessica Sutta, a Pussycat Doll with a Pussy Hugging bikini and some big stripper tits in Miami……Juliette Lewis in a bikini with hard nipples, looking like the crackwhore she’s become, old and tired…..in Mexico….cuz they have good drugs….and then there’s Paris Hilton….in Bali….who I was going to ignore cuz I feel we have the power to make her go away…..but posted anyway…cuz priviledged lives on vapid cunts is ok to watch when they are half named….

So here’s Jessica Sutta in her Bikini in Miami of the Day


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Here’s Juliette Lewis Crackwhore Bikini in Mexico of the Day


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Here’s Paris Hilton…the fucking worst…. Bikini in Bali of the Day


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2011

10

Oct

Paris Hilton and Petra Ecclestone Join Forces of the Day

Here’s an expected union of forces. I saw this coming the second that Ecclestone brat moved to LA. Two billionaire heirs. Spoiled to shit. Tacky as fuck. Annoying to look at and I can only imagine to listen to…. Using their priviledged lives to be the most disgusting, bottom feeding, vapid, hungry for attention, badly tanned, but at least they are skinny, cunts I’d rather see disappear….reminding me how unfair the world is when a car filled with such trash doesn’t drive off a fucking ravine….

That said, I’d still fuck the “poor little rich girl” herpes she got “cuz daddy was always too busy fucking whores and making money to hug me” off their expensive yet used vaginas…because I’m a pervert.

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2011

16

Sep

Paris Hilton Vagina Hider of the Day

Paris Hilton is such a lady….it’s like she didn’t spend the better part of her 20s in sex tapes, flashing cooch at events, getting fucked and fucked up, pretty much being the biggest pile of shit around….fucking up little girls and the only good that’s come from her is that the little girls she fucked up are 20 year old sluts who are down to film getting fucked cuz they think it’ll Kim Kardashian them….which I guess makes this bitch a hero in some ways, but a hero I wish died in battle…

Either way, she must be having a herpes outbreak or something…cuz this is totally out of character.

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2011

05

Jul

Paris Hilton Stalker Fail of the Day

The story is that Paris Hilton has a stalker…..I know it is already not believable…cuz 98 percent of the world forgets Paris Hilton exists…but apparently she does, and motherfucker has a restraining order against him that he just violated. His name is James Rainford and I’m calling that he’s an aspiring actor hired to play a stalker for this bitch to get some media attention cuz the break-up, miscarriage, and whatever else she’s tried isn’t working…you see cuz we’ve evolved as an audience and scandals don’t phase us anymore….

Seriously, I will bet all my hooker money on the fact that this story is a complete fucking lie….and I don’t use my hooker money negligently…I make sure every penny is allocated to the proper pussy…not just thrown away, espeially not over Paris Hilton bottom feeding trash….he is a staffer doing it for some money, some fame, and I bet the police are in on it too….Hollywood is a fucking lie…

But if he was seriously her stalker, he failed, cuz he shoulda killed her off when he had a chance, maybe even make a “Weekend at Bernie’s” sex tape with her, cuz as a stalker he should want to try to make the public love her like he loves her…you know giving us the best of both worlds, knowing we all hate her, that’s the only way….But none of that matters cuz it is all fake.

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2011

02

Jun

Paris Hilton Films a Nude Bath Scene for TV of the Day

If you’re like me, then you’ve probably forgot about Paris Hilton. You know that annoying cunt who got paid far too much for doing nothing, all because she had a sex tape.

Well apparently she’s got a new Reality show…one I assume she promoted on some CNN Larry King the UK edition….the other day, where she was crying about the sex tape…and how it ruined her and how a whore, slut cunt like her is labeled wrong…and how she’ll never live it down….and how she had nothing to do with all the other whole slut cunt behavior that happened after the sex tape…like the cunt flashing, the Paris Exposed, etc etc etc …..

I guess she was getting jealous of the Kardashians and felt it was time to reclaim her title, her hustle, as queen of the pornstar cross over rich girls….

So she got naked in the bath for her show…Obviously….

Too bad no one was there to throw a plugged in hair dryer at her…

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It’s all too familiar…Her hustle is on repeat – thus boring….

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