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2012

26

Jul

Paris Hilton Bikinis in St Tropez of the Day

Paris Hilton was in her bikini in St Tropez like it was 2002 and everyone still cared….

I wonder if she ever expected herself to fall off as hard as she did, or to see her Armenian fat friend she probably used to make racist jokes about behind her back growing up, while calling her fat to her face, run her game better than she did…..

I know that being a rich girl doesn’t make rich girls feel good about themselves, that’s why most rich girls are fucked in the head with all kinds of issues, so I know that this probably eats away at this washed up slut harder than her herpes during a massive outbreak that are so bad they are borderline flesh eating disease….

But I guess the bikini party continues…


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2012

27

Jun

Paris Hilton Horrible Panty Flash of the Day

So the story goes like this…Fat paparazzi snapped off a pic of Paris Hilton walking down stairs in a short tight dress….and her entourage decided to play hero and attack the dude…cuz I guess she was having a herpes outbreak and didn’t want it seen, or maybe she forgot she only has this public figure cuz of a fucking sex tape….a sex tape with penetration…and blowjobs…that lead to many more pussy flashes….and panty flashes…but I guess she’s cleaning up her useless, washed up image, in hopes of being more like a Kardashian…cuz being the clown version of a Kardashian, outplayed by the Kardashians at her own game…is both humilating for her….and amazing for the rest of us as we point and laugh at her…

The real tragedy was that she wasn’t killed in the fight….and either was Brandon Davis: Cokehead Billioniare…

I can’t post the panty pic, but I can post a link to it, cuz the paparazzi fucking hate me….


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2012

16

Apr

Paris Hilton in a Tube Top Bikini at Coachella of the Day

I am sure there was at least one death at Coachella….I’m thinking there were probably many cases of dehydration, passing out, drug overdoses, mixing too many pills with booze, maybe even a drowning or two….and unfortunately….the victim wasn’t Paris Hilton….

She’s the fucking worst, but reminds us that Coachella is a music festival everyone pegs as being hipster, even though hipster doesn’t exist, especially not anywhere this billioniare heir shows up, no matter how hard she tries to dress the fucking part, it’s all just as mainstream as fucking McDonalds…..and all the promoters, organizers, and sponsors love how idiotic this “movement” is…cuz it makes money motherfuckers….She’s some Jersey Shore caliber identity crisis…but she’s in a tube top bikini top and I guess that’s enough reason for me to post her garbage….all while wishing she was hit by a fucking bus..


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2012

16

Apr

Paris Hilton in a Tube Top Bikini at Coachella of the Day

I am sure there was at least one death at Coachella….I’m thinking there were probably many cases of dehydration, passing out, drug overdoses, mixing too many pills with booze, maybe even a drowning or two….and unfortunately….the victim wasn’t Paris Hilton….

She’s the fucking worst, but reminds us that Coachella is a music festival everyone pegs as being hipster, even though hipster doesn’t exist, especially not anywhere this billioniare heir shows up, no matter how hard she tries to dress the fucking part, it’s all just as mainstream as fucking McDonalds…..and all the promoters, organizers, and sponsors love how idiotic this “movement” is…cuz it makes money motherfuckers….She’s some Jersey Shore caliber identity crisis…but she’s in a tube top bikini top and I guess that’s enough reason for me to post her garbage….all while wishing she was hit by a fucking bus..


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2012

02

Apr

Paris Hilton’s G-String Tan of the Day

Paris Hilton took advantage of a window of opportunity that her trashy exhibitionist ass saw in the form of paparazzi pointing cameras at her…She was probably like “shit it’s like old times, people actually care to see me, well I better give these pictures legs, so that websites post the shit, even if in a mocking way of my trashy stripper looking g-string tanline, one I got by strategically wearing the same underwear to the tanning Salon everyday, so that I’d look like those trashy whores that used to wear low rise jeans, with tan lines up and over their hips, you know cuz despite having billions of dollars, I’m a trashy whore too, I mean I even have a fucking sex tape”…..at least that’s what I assume went through her head, but maybe I’m giving her too much credit, maybe she’s more the kind of girl who is like “ass itchy thanks to herpes, scratch even if camera sees me” cuz she has no shame….and if she did you’d know that shitty blowjob she gave in her porn would never have seen the light of day….


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2012

29

Mar

Paris Hilton in Some Bathing Suit Bullshit of the DAy

Paris Hilton always does that fucking face, pose, whatever the fuck you want to call it, that makes me want to punch her in the fucking face. You know all pouty and bird faced, like some little fucking princess brat at her birthday party where she doesn’t let any of her guests play with her toys….She’s not hot, but she is a waste of fucking money. So much could come from the millions she has both inherited and made for herself, but instead she just relies on being a tacky, useless, pouty faced cunt….a stain on society and a bad influence on little girls…turning them into sex tape producing materialistic cunts like her…which I guess is only half bad….if you know what I mean….cuz I like sex tape producing cunts…just when they are a little down to earth you see…

Who cares.


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2012

22

Mar

Paris Hilton Must Die….Even When In a Bikini of the Day

Whenever I see Paris Hilton in a bikini, even if it is an attention seeking, “notice me”, kind of bikini moment, I envision the boat sinking, a shark attacking, the pool drain sucking her to the bottom while there’s no life guard on duty, or even a sniper confusing her for…well…Paris Hilton…the garbage of society while being high society…rich, spoiled, useless, who’s legacy on the world….the only good thing she’s done…is tricked all girls into thinking filming themselves fuck will get them famous….and despite feeling passionate about wanting someone to exterminate her, I gotta give her props, cuz making girls think they need to film themselves fuck to make it, makes for good times for anyone who gets to see the video, even if it fucking sucks.

She doesn’t matter…..even in her bikini.

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2012

24

Feb

Paris Hilton’s New Song “Drunk Text” Review of the Day

She looks like a tranny at best….but the really question is:

How is this a song?

She’s so musical…She’s just fucking talking a nonsense story that even her family would stop listening to…about a boring night at the club….I am assuming this is an answering machine message remixed…by one of her friends who hates her….cuz you know by looking at her that all her friends hate her….

I got to 1:28 – that’s only cuz I was trying to be a blogger and struggled to get that far….how good can you do….Let’s make a Friday Game out of it….Post your answers in the comments….

Don’t confuse this for me promoting her…

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2012

06

Feb

Paris Hilton Pantyless Upskirt for Old Times of the Day

Paris Hilton proves the old saying that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks…

She knows one thing, and one thing only….show genitals – make money….even though she already has all the money in the world thanks to her grandfather….and never had to do any of this in the first place..it was all just her exhibitionism and need to be famous….need to be watched…need to be noticed like the spoiled little princess she is…and I don’t mind cuz herpes never stop me, especially when I’m looking at tainted sewage filled rich girl vagina in person….but more importantly…especially when it isn’t fat….


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