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2011

04

Mar

Paris Hilton’s Hard Nipples of the Day

The only thing I really hate about Paris Hilton is her face…I mean other than everything else about her, from her voice, to the things she says, to what she’s offered the world, her legacy, her retarded behavior, the fact that she was famous for pretty nothing, and her family for brining what may be the single worst human to life….but I’m not really focusing on that in this post…I’m talking on a physical level…cuz when you erase her bird face and that obnoxious grin she’s always got…she’s thin, tall, has perky tits, and there’s really nothing wrong with that…especially when her nipples are hard…if those are even her actual nipples and not some artificial stick-on nipple she uses for paparazzi attention…because that is just the kind of scum she is…

I wonder if she’s using her computer that she’s lugging around to pretend she actually writes her own twitter, or if she’s going to check out what her fat brown clone is doing to strategize her next spoiled cunt steps…

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2011

13

Jan

Paris Hilton Goes to Vocal Lessons of the Day

Oh God….

I don’t know what the fuck I am putting this up for….I have a feeling that when I saw it and read the caption a few times….my survival instinct kicked in and like a bad action movie where we all need to board a rocket ship to start a new civilization on another planet kicked in….and I felt I had to warn you that Paris Hilton is taking vocal lessons, so that can only mean one thing, and that thing is a new album…..because one failure, joke, vanity project wasn’t enough, this ego wants more….

When really she should be producing another sex tape now with years of experience, ideally during a herpes outbreak while a few more months pregnant, because that’ll capture some attention she’s craving, while catering to my fetish….

Either way, you’ve been warned…

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2010

31

Dec

Paris Hilton Pregnant Bikini Picture of the Day

I think it was pretty obvious that Paris Hilton was pregnant in the last 2 months of pictures of her. She’s fat in the stomach and girls like Paris Hilton don’t get fat. Like a gay man, being skinny is all that matters to her trashy rich cunt life.

If anything, this is a medical mystery. All the botched abortions, starving herself, drug use, STDs, random cock inside her, etc…you’d think she’d be sterile, but unfortunately, she isn’t….

Unfortunately, you don’t really need permission to have a baby, it’s your natural right, and like so many unfit mothers before her, who got knocked up for the wrong reason, like cuz they couldn’t afford the abortion, or cuz they wanted government funding, or cuz they were trying to keep their man, or cuz they were like Paris and trying to be trendy, get media attention like their friends, Paris Hilton’s gonna bring it….

The only good news in all this is that she’s loaded and can pay a staff and an education that will hopefully balance out her as a mother. Her garbage morals and values, her porn career, her excessive disgustingness can’t be passed on,

The only hope we have is miscarriage, so let’s join together and prey this baby never sees the light of day.

Keep playing it up for the cameras you fucking cunt….I hope dude K-Fed’s your sloppy mom ass.

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2010

27

Dec

Paris Hilton Bikini Trash of the Day

Paris Hilton is in her bikini. I can go pass the fuck out now knowing I’ve left you with something disgusting enough to satisfy your pervert needs…

It was a joke that she was famous 10 years ago, but now the joke is on us because we’re still talking about her 10 years later. She’s one of those things we should have forgotten about long ago, and I guess she proves all that is wrong in society, like that money can’t buy you a cure to herpes, but it can buy you a cure for Aids, which in Paris Hilton’s case is probably good enough…

She’s a waste of fucking time, here she is sloppy, fat, old and ugly in her bikini for you die hard Paris Hilton fans…Get over it motherfuckers, it’s really nothing good….she’s just milking the press in some staged pics cuz they think she’s pregnant.

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2010

20

Dec

Paris Hilton’s Ridiculous Stage Performance of the Day

Seeing Paris Hilton in her racing suit wasn’t enough Paris Hilton for one day….you know since she’s disappeared the last couple years from being burnt out from being famous for nothing…but more importantly, because we lost interest in her.

Paris Hilton is like a tranny, addicted to cock, addicted to being the center of attention, not worried about being tacky or trashy, acting all glamorous and glittery, while looking hard faced and cheap, only I know she has a vagina because I have seen it a bunch of times from various states of getting penis inside her to just casually getting out of her car….so being a tranny can’t be the explanation behind this embarrassing low budget burlesque show she’s putting on in Spain….but being cheesy, mainstream, boring and obvious probably clearly can…..and the worst thing in all this is that I’d totally tongue fuck her during an outbreak cuz I’ll stick my mouth in anything…I just can’t understand how Paris Hilton isn’t a gay man..It really fucks with my head..but not as much as her bloated 30 year old coke body….

If you want to see the shitty videos of the shitty event – you can check out youtube HERE , I did the work for you already…

Here are the pics of her in some drugged out party monster disco bullshit that isn’t hot, but that is very very funny….

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2010

20

Dec

Paris Hilton’s Tits Busting Out of her Cameltoe Suit of the Day

Paris Hilton is on some international comeback tour and I don’t really know what she is coming back from…other than being caught with cocaine in her pussy…cuz people love cocaine especially bitches with too much money and serious daddy issues that lead to using her cunt as a tool to get by…..proven in this cameltoe suit that’s being swallowed up her herpes-ridden labia…but this is Paris Hilton we’re talking about….she could be wearing the thickest snowpants and still get a cameltoe….that’s just one of the perks of having a used up loose fitting vagina….because cameltoes get you noticed….and I guess so does ridiculous push-up bras that make you look like your flat chested pornstar ass has tits….

What it comes down to is that this is a good look for her. I’m ready for “my second night in Paris” to be released…cuz I know it’s coming…even if she’s a little old for this shit….

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2010

23

Nov

Paris Hilton Flashes Her Ass of the Day

Today is uninteresting. I saw these pictures of Paris Hilton’s ass in leggings getting streteched out to the point of see thru and I didn’t give a fuck, if anything I found it disgusting….


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It’s not that I hate herpes on pussy, or even hate rich Socialites with no soul who figured out a way to make money of their own, it’s just that I don’t care about seeing the same bitches pull the same stunts to get noticed, especially many years after she stopped mattering. Not that she ever mattered, but there was a window of time where people thought she did…

So here are some other pictures of her shopping with some trash coke head cuz no one married to Charlie Sheen doesn’t rip lines with Charlie Sheen…but I want to make it very clear…I really don’t give a fuck.

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2010

20

Sep

Paris Hilton Stolen in Court Picture of the Day

My friend Jenny who was the original brain behind a popular celebrity website before she got muscled out of it posted this picture of Paris Hilton in the Vegas courthouse today….cuz she got arrested a few weeks ago…

She wrote:

I was at the courthouse this morning and so was Paris Hilton. Best shot I could get of her. It’s blurry, but her ginormous feet are sort of in focus.

The picture made me laugh, not as much as Paris Hilton getting off for hiding coke in her pussy instead of cock in her pussy cuz her pussy is a well trained circus act that can do all kinds of tricks… so I figured I’d share it with you idiots…

Amateur style Investigative is like amateur porn….way better than the real thing…

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2010

02

Sep

Paris Hilton’s Old New Bff is Still Trying of the Day

I had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting Brittany Flicklinger drunk last summer. She was a cunt who acted like she was actually famous and better than us, before I told her what I did and her really fucking desperate for any attention self agreed to do an interview for the site, so I sent over a gang of retards to deal with her, and bitch was pretty fucking pathetic. From struggling to get booked at clubs, to struggling to get people to even know who she was, to struggling to figure out publicity stunts, but not willing to let us film her getting fucked, the whole thing was almost sad….that was until her manager started hitting me up, threatening to kill me, cuz he was actually a drug dealer, very angry his girl got misrepresented…..The whole thing was a joke, she was a fucking joke, and we all moved on to forget about her, as we should, but I guess she’s decided to make a comeback and she’s doing that by flashing some panty….totally uninteresting…but better than what I was up to last night, which was a half hour coversation with two lesbian night shift security guards having a cigarette outside the mall they work at about how they fuck each other in the lingerie department while they work cuz no one is around to watch over….which I guess is actually more substantial than this reality tv scum on the bottom of the barrel of scum that is already at the bottom of the barrel….

Here she is drunk and fighting as hard as she can to get noticed…..and unfortuantely, I noticed….Just so you know, I hate myself for this.

For Old Times Sake…Here’s the interview my gag of retards did with her….

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2010

11

Aug

Paris Hilton Pisses on Marilyn Monroe’s Grave of the Day

Paris Hilton launched some septic piss and shit filled diseased scented water in what must be the most obnoxious way ever. She dressed like Marilyn Monroe, looked more like some drag queen impersonator, her tits were pushed up and her stomach stuck out like she was pregnant and the whole thing was pretty fucking vile, almost as vile as wearing Paris Hilton’s scent, as I am sure every man who can’t wash her off in the shower after a night with her can attest to.

Above the obvious publicity stunt to get noticed, I can’t believe any one would buy anything with the Paris Hilton brand, but then again, I never understood why anyone would buy anything Paris Hilton back when she was actually popular, so now that she’s become a useless unknown, damaged and older looking pig of a woman wit the same Herpes scars, I really don’t get the shit….

I just wish the Marilyn Monroe estate sued this cunt for using her likeness. I guess this is typical, obnoxious, tacky, classless, Paris Hilton behavior…and here are the pics…

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2010

05

Aug

Paris Hilton in Some See Thru Bullshit of the Day

I hate Paris Hilton, but if any bitch I hate was walking down the street playing with her pussy, flashing her tit, or in a see thru shirt, or with hard nipples, or really if she’s just walking down the street…and she doesn’t even have to be walking…I mean she could be in a wheel chair, a hospital bed, or pretty much anything, so long as she has a vagina, even if she murdered my family, gave me AIDS, broke my heart, or did any unforgivable act to me, my loved ones, or society…I’m still gonna watch with a smile on her face cuz I guess my perversions run deeper than my morals…

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2010

30

Jul

Paris Hilton’s Dick-Clit in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I think Paris Hilton’s clit is a little too pointy to be squeezed into a one-piece bathing suit.

Seriously, lookin’ at these pictures, I feel like a micro-penised tranny is about to put on his Barbara Streisand inspired stage show, but didn’t quite tuck his shit in proper….

I know it is just her millionaire dick clit, one that has seen a lot and traveled many miles landing her at some cheesy looking party filled with cheesy fucking people in a one-piece where she gets to let her 30 year old loose ass loose…an ass that in just a few years will be granny-like and sloppy cuz that’s just what happens to women as they age…so I understand this celebration that is probably one of her the final tours as a party slut…not that anyone would really want to marry her and have her kids…but then again people do a lot worse things for money.

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2010

26

Jul

Paris Hilton’s Annoying Comeback Continues with an Upskirt of the Day

I don’t really think this needs words to describe how amazing, pathetic, desperate and disgusting all this is at the same time…I don’t know if this is sent from hell or if this is some kind of miracle…but I know I fucking hate it…she is a pig of a fucking woman and seeing her shove the fan to her pussy only makes sense…you gotta air that shit out…otherwise the infection spreads…especially in summer…we know you all too well…cunt….

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2010

23

Jul

Paris Hilton Bikini Yacht Jump of the Day

I am sure I am not the first to say this about these pictures…but seriously….why couldn’t this panned out a little differently.

You see, it doesn’t happen very often, but there are times that I look at my computer and wish that I was a shark, and these pictures are one of those times, because there would have been no better ending to this story, if the useless spoiled self involved cunt who has been trying to make a useless cunt comeback, despite being old and boring…..the kind of pussy so broken you take it out back and shoot it in front of the kids so they know what to avoid when they grow old and get faced with pussy of their own…jumped right into razor sharp, hungry, predatorial teeth to shut her up for once and for all…

Unfortunately that didn’t happen….but here she is on her latest publicity stunt of topless tanning and bikinis…cuz it is all she knows…and hopefully motivation for her to expands her skillset cuz it already looks awkward at 30…just imagine when she’s pushing 80….ideally an age she never hits cuz I’d rather her die on her way home from this trip…but you know how rich people are…they live for fucking ever….

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2010

23

Jul

Paris Hilton’s Champagne Shower of the Day

I don’t know who’s bright idea it was to let Paris Hilton put her whore mouth on the biggest bottle of Champagne ever, the same bottle that was passed around the room like it was Paris Hilton’s vagina and this wacked out party of losers who think they are more important than they are was Hollywood cock,

All I know is she’s on some Publicity stunt tour, a few years too late, because like the local hipsters, she’s starting to show her haggard useless age and seeing her party like she’s on college springbreak at 30, is really just pathetic…and I say that as a 40 year old who still dreams about going on college springbreak one day, but the rules are different for creepy dudes….

Either way, here she is in a one piece bathing suit, showing off some shitty tit, making dirty faces, spraying herself in really suggestive stances with a bunch of rich french dudes who look like they’d rather be baking baquette or some shit…and anyway you dice it, this is some kind of cry for attention that I wish would go the fuck away….but the pictures are just too funny to ignore.

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