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2014

30

Jan

Pink Freaks Me Out of the DAy

Pink is pretty fucking intense and I am not just talking about her shoulders and biceps that make me question why she bothered with a bikini top…even though part of me is pretty turned on at her strength and flexibility, I mean to be a fucking tank with endurance and intensity that may make me question her genitals but that make banging her that much more confusing and sometimes confusing is exciting because it’s something different than we are used to without actually having to announce to your family that you’re gay…she’s like gateway, but more importantly…she can do push ups and squats while you mount her..and whether that is hot or not doesn’t matter…it’s hysterical and probably something everyone should experience…..

That said, she’s on tour now…if you want to get an awkward boner to this weirdness live…

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2013

15

Oct

Pink’s Lesbian Fight on Stage of the Day

In case you weren’t at the Pink concert, and I sure as fuck hope you weren’t, because Pink is a dude you shouldn’t be watching perform, no matter how much of a creeper you are, you should however keep your Pink fantasy to yourself, because it is one of those things that despite her vagina, makes you gay…she’s a gateway gender bender who is a very grey area that’s on the homosexual side…but apparently she’s got back-up dancers in lingerie and shit and there ain’t nothing wrong with that….other than that PINK Is in the frame…

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2013

07

Oct

Pink in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

Last week, Pink wore a bikini…it took me 3 days to process it, try to understand it, and really figure out if what I felt was a homosexual experience, you know falling into some “is this a dude” folder in my sexuality…but the truth is I don’t mind a sturdy women if that women is sturdy due to fitness and muscle mass and not being born with balls…the fact is that a fit girl can fuck better, she can ride the deadness in your groin longer…and she can usually use her muscle control to squeeze your non-existent penis in ways that make it feel like it’s more substantial…sure broad shoulders, massive back, can be a little weird when banging from behind, especially with the short hair, but as long as there is a vagina, no matter how big that clit is, rather than balls…it’s ok…you have my permission to enjoy these…

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2013

02

May

Pink is the Least Glamorous Person to do Glamour of the Day

She’s like some rough neck bitch you’d expect to find wrestling dudes in the backyard at the trailer park, and by wrestling I mean raping them.

You know, just a rugged, masculine, arm wrestling beauty, who likes strap-ons and peeing in urinals as much as the next penis hating dyke.

A penis hating dyke, in a dress, being a lady for a magazine of the day….and I feel some of you on the fence fags like it, cuz she’s the gateway girl to what you really want.

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2013

26

Feb

Pink is Unfortunately in Her Bikini of the Day

Everyone is so shocked by these Pink in a bikini pics….because she’s got abs and is ripped….where as I’m just shocked she’s in a bikini…cuz I am conventional and don’t really understand when I see dudes in bikinis….you see cuz that’s why she’s got abs after pregnancy…that baby was adopted and a stunt bump to keep her husbands homosexuality underwraps, he doesn’t want the guys at the X-Games teasing him, and she doesn’t want to throw her career under the bus with that kind of scandal…a scandal we’ve all been calling for years…since she named herself PINK, after the vagina she always wanted, and her favorite color, despite her dad’s will, when she was “Lil Timmy, the boy who liked dolls”….

I mean either that, or she’s just in shape, but based on the way America is going, muscles can’t be on girls, girls have to be eating donuts and being lazy and gaining 100 lbs during pregnancy cuz it’s an easy fucking excuse that is socially accepted…..

Fitness can be hot…I am not anti muscles….I am just not too sure if Pink can be hot….whether she’s actually a chick or not….

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2012

13

Dec

Pink’s Disturbing Instagram Pic of the Day


Pink decided to totally throw out any decency or respect for her millions of followers…by posting a frightening picture of her in her underwear to instagram…in what I like to think is caused by over-confidence from positive affirmations from the people around her….you know cuz most mom’s have lower testosterone than this dude, and their liking of cake coupled with a battered body, leads to not bothering bouncing back, while PINK, a name you think she’d drop cuz it’s a fucking joke and she’s in her 30s, not 12, is all delusional in a “I work out, look at my muscles”….and the whole thing…is pretty disgusting….but I bet your tranny ass likes it.

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2012

19

Oct

Pink is Manly in Shape of the Day

I am still not convinced Pink has a vagina….and I am not just saying that cuz she is fit because I love fit girls….I am sayin that cuz I am pretty sure I can see her balls…

Highlight of this clip s when she says she is gonna light herself on fire….cuz she knows both her and her music offends….and sexually confuses her tranny loving fans…who actually openly admit they thinks she’s hot…when they should be ashamed of that….really really really ashamed….because even if you are into trannies…they should be better than this….and as much as I love the color pink on vagina…I don’t like it associated with clowns like this…but here are the pics anyway…

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2012

08

Aug

Pink’s Nipples Scare Me of the Day

Pink is the new face of CoverGirl, which is interesting, because even when she was pregnant, I wasn’t convinced she was an actual girl, and even post pregnancy, all thick, yet deflated, I am still not convinced she’s an actual girl…just a huge conspiracy to cover-up her X-Game’s husband’s homosexuality…and the record label’s lies when they put her to market back in the late 90s…..

The real issue isn’t so much the size of Pink’s testicles, or the fact she still goes by the name Pink, or even the size of her clit….or her dick…depending on who you ask….the real issue is what the fuck is wrong with CoverGirl as a brand…they went from Ellen to this…don’t they know lesbians aren’t that huge of a make-up market….even if they are called lipstick lesbians…and last I checked CoverGirl wasn’t in the business of Penis hating….

Eiher way, I am posting the pics cuz her tits were too weird to ignore…


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2012

08

May

Pink’s New Tits of the Day

As you probably know, it is very possible that Pink was born a man. Throughout her career, pre-staging a pregnancy to debunk rumors that she was a man, she was always fucking ripped and disgusting and any man who openly called her hot or addmitted to getting turned on by her, was one I immediately pegged as on the fence about his homo predisposition and into exploring that world with one tranny at a time, and it might as well be a famous bitch with lots of money…

Well, here she is with some tits, that make you wonder if she purchased them as part of her transition, or if they are a result of hormone therapy cuz her husband likes tits along with dick clits and her lack of tit was the reason they divorced before getting back together because she threatened to tell the world thee truth about her gender, only to make him out to be some kind of homo, not something cool in his action sport industry…..or maybe, there is a slight chance she is actually a chick, and having the baby just set off a series of biological things like turning her muscle into fat you want to suck…

Then again, maybe it’s all just photoshop….

More importantly….who fucking cares..before today I just assumed Pink was dead…

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2011

02

Aug

Pink’s Fat Ass and Milk Filled Tits of the Day

Pink was built like a fucking tank before the pregnancy, so there is no real surprise that bitch is built like a super fucking tank after the pregnancy…but it is still funny to watch her walk around all fucking huge and shit…while other new mom’s are dropping the baby weight…pink’s embracing finally having tits…something she was always envious of when she got her dick cut off as a child and never full got her hormone therapy adjusted properly like she was Jamie Lee Curtis, in some hermaphrodite turned obese mom who loves all things food related kind of love story I hope they make a movie about….Seriously, she’s so fucking large, I want to make a bouncy castle out of her….and suck the chocolate syrup and butter she sweats out of her ass…I’m weird like that..but not nearly as weird as Pink’s shape.

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2011

01

Aug

Pink’s Milk Filled Tits of the Day

I don’t like Pink. I am actually surprised the birth was legit and not just her acting like she doesn’t have a cock cuz her husband’s shy about the whole likely a fag thing….but I love milk filled titts…

Cuz MILK FILLED TITTIES are both nice to look at, play with and most importantly…they are delicious…

Now, I’m not as weird as some of the fetish dudes I know, who seek out hookers who can lactate…

I am however weird enough to get hard everytime I see a bitch breast feed in public…partially cuz I get to see tit in public, but more importantly cuz I get towonder what the sweet nectar their baby is sucking out of them…

Maybe I’m just malnourished and like an African baby…my body knows I’m missing critical nutrients thanks to a french fry diet….and craves it in it’s purest form….

But I think it’s got more to do with being a pervert…who can’t get enough of the genius design of a tit…

It’s one of those things that I’d want to be deserted on an island with….fun to play with, fun to look at, ever fun to jerk off to or on, all while having the capacity to feed you so you don’t starve to death…

Here’s Pink….a name I think she chose cuz it means vagina…something she always wished she had….but this baby’s fucking up that theory…we’ll get to the bottom of this one day…

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2011

16

Jun

Pink Post Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

Here are some post pregnancy even though I think she’s still got a baby in there, erotica for those of you who have always been into women who still have the placenta hanging out of them…..or for those of you who always wanted to see Pink in a state of feminity, with tits and ass like a black woman making pancakes for a rich white family….

I mean unless bitch is crafty and unwilling to let up her front that she’s got a pussy, and instead staged this shit and actually gay-dopted a baby with her bitch Cary Hart, uninterested in getting bad press like the dad who had a baby a few years ago who was on Oprah, and took advantage of being able to finally eat her fucking face off to make her prosthetic stomach more life-like….but that’s probably a stretch…and she probably does have a vagina, just a very tough one…

Either way, here are her fat asss and titty post pregnant even though I still think she’s got a baby in there erotica.

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2011

03

Jun

Pink Probably Gives Birth of the Day

Here are some pics of Pink headed to the hospital….probably to give birth…Disgusting…I know my fingers crossed she had a miscarriage….or a still birth or really anything that prevents her from procreating…

Wow. I’m a heartless asshole..but really life has been good enough to her, what’s a little dead baby she’s been expecting and carrying around all these months to level the playing feel, you know to make her feel like a human who is not invincible or immune to tragedy….while saving the world from her shitty clone…Seems the logical choice to me…

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2011

30

May

Pink is Ready To Drop Porn Fetish of the Day

Pregnancy porn is not my thing, if anything, it is disgusting, just the idea of something that is alive, growing inside a bitch, other than fungus, disease or a big poo, just freaks me the fuck out, it is on some alien level…even though it is nature….cuz nature clearly likes to torment me….

But I figured you’d be into ready to drop porn, especailly starring your favorite ready to drop celebrity, even though I don’t believe she actually has a vagina/uterus…cuz historically, PINK has been all cock.

Here are the pics anyway…

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2011

16

Mar

Pink Pregnant and Barefoot Monster of the Day

I still don’t believe that Pink’s got lady reproductive organs….and I’m not saying that to be funny, I’m saying that because of her broad muscular frame and her hard fucking face….but the rumor is that she is hiding an unwanted pregnancy for the baby that’s gonna come out of her wishing she had got an abortion cuz no one wants to be the kid with two dads. Take that Gay marriage.

Here she is taking pregnancy by the balls and not letting it get in the way of her sex appeal your homo asses have been tricked into jerking off to….cuz nothing says pussy I want to fuck like pajama pants, an oversized hoddie while walking around barefoot…it’s reminscent of homeless sex with a single mother who’s lives in her station wagon but won’t let stop pretending the back alley is her own private piss filled living room…

Here’s Pink lookin’ like she was Perez Hilton in his fat years…


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