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Archive for the Pink Category

2009

18

Sep

Pink’s Weird Half-Naked Costume of the Day

Pink has taken Lady Gaga’s lead by starting to wear ridiculous and revealing outfits. Sure if girls wore this kind of thing 10 years ago, when I wanted to fuck all the popstars, including Pink provided I was drunk enough, this kind of thing would have been amazing, something to celebrate, but back then, they were hardly dressing like whores….

More importantly, none of the popstars are hot anymore, they are old or ugly and it looks like Pink has been working out a lot too hard, and like she should lighten the fuck up on the bicep curls, cuz even before she got hooked on pumpin iron, she looked like a fuckin’ dude, and now it’s hard to look at her without wondering where she hides her fucking cock, and I guess it’s all because her husband is a closetcase, who spikes her juice with testosterone, to make her the man he always dreamt he would be married to, without having to admit he’s a fag….

Posted in:Costume|Half Naked|Pink

2009

02

Sep

Pink and Her Bulging Muscles are Built Like a Tank of the Day

The argument as to whether Pink is a man or a woman who wants to look like a man who fucks men who like men but don’t want people to know so they date women who look like men or who may just be men and that whole thinks they are women who are just rough because they sing songs with a raspy voice like some kind of whiskey drinkin’ cowboy.

I don’t know if that made sense, but what doesn’t make sense is how anyone can think someone built like Pink is hot and still claim to be straight or why someone like Pink who claims to like men would do this to herself at the gym without being a bull-dyke training for the “dick killin” coalition, where dykes band together and kidnap unsuspecting dudes, rip off their dicks and let them bleed to death in efforts to one day have a world filled with lesbians. It’s on some sci-fi shit, I know, but of these pics seriously scare me, and as a straight man, I can only assume she’s using those muscles to come after me. ut I have a feeling you may like it.

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dyke|Muscular|Pink

2009

02

Jun

Pink and Cary Hart in Bicycle Shorts of the Day

Nothing says homosexual relationship more than two men in spandex shorts going on a romantic bike rides on a 10 speed, other than two men on rollerblades in cut off jean shorts.

This couple’s been through so much, you know pretending they are a heterosexual couple, hiding Cary Hart’s gayness and Pink’s penis, and these pictures are proof that they are almost ready to accept who they are and the fact that their favorite passtime is all night cock slappin’,

So I guess it first starts by going out in public in bike shorts….but it won’t be long before they cut up the best fitting jeans and strap on their blades.

Here they are keeping it Gay, but not too Gay.

Posted in:Bike Shorts|Cary|Pink

2009

16

Apr

Pink Performs in Her Bra of the Day

So I heard Cary Hart and Pink are getting married again. I guess he couldn’t find a woman quite manly enough to satisfy his gay fantasies who had a bank account that allowed her to keep up with his lifestyle, or some shit. I guess she went out to celebrate getting her man back, despite the fact that he only likes blowjobs and anal, by performing in a bra….

Posted in:Bra|Performs|Pink

2009

19

Mar

Pink in Concert of the Day

Here’s Pink performing while dressed like some kind of rooster or some shit. I really don’t have anything to say about this shit because I am falling the fuck asleep. I got drunk and wondered the streets last night and pretty much nothing happened to leave me inspired, and this concert costume isn’t really helping, sure I could talk about the time I met a guy who used to fuck chickens, usually raw from the grocery store, sometimes cooked, once live and in its egghole at some underground hispanic cock fighting ring, and he’d always talk about how there’s no logic to using your hand when the world offers you so many resources when it comes to masturbation, but that never happened, but Pink in this outfit did.

Posted in:Concert|Performing|Pink

2009

12

Feb

Pink and Her Disgusting Lesbian Friend of the Day

Here are some pictures of Pink with her friend. What are the chances this pig’s a fucking lesbian. Seriously I first saw them and was wondering why Pink was out with some Perez Hilton lookin’ motherfucker, then realized that this bitch actually has a vagina and doesn’t just wish she had one like the actual Perez Hilton.

Now I am all for dykes, I figure it’s a great outlet for victims of rape and abuse to take, you know since they are scared of cock and need to get lovin’ somewhere.

It’s even a good strategy for fat chicks that guys would rather not fuck and if they did they’d treat them like the shit that they are, where turning to women will be a lot more wholesome and pleasant for them, you know spending their days at farmer’s markets or planting trees, eating organic and vegan food and going on bike rides while protesting same sex marriages and shopping for flannel together, instead of getting told how useless an ugly they are.

All that to say that men are real jerks, so if you’re done with them, you might as well take Pink’s lead and find the closest thing you can to one, without actually being one.

Posted in:Disgusting|Lesbian|Pink

2008

26

Nov

Pink’s Sober and Has Lesbian Sex With Herself in her New Video of the Day

Pink’s new video for a song called Sober hit yesterday and I was too lazy to post it, mainly because I didn’t really give a fuck about Pink or her penis, but I came across the screencaps of her having sex with herself in lingerie and figured it was weird enough to put out there. Is she going on the Lohan kick and doing what nature intended for her, or is she just over guys because her husband broke her heart by leaving her for a real woman, or maybe she’s just given up on everyone and has vowed to spend the rest of time fucking herself, and I guess it doesn’t matter because she’s not hot, so thinking about who she fucks, how she masturbate or even her getting off in general is something that should not enter anyone’s mind, because if it does, you may just be gay, but you already knew that didn’t you, you just don’t want your family to know…

I don’t know what I’m going on about, the truth is I’d fuck Pink, there I said it, but then again I have no standards and haven’t quite figured out if I am gay or not, but I like the idea of her broken heart, down on her luck accessibility, not to mention her bank account, and her hardcore suburban rock attitude that makes me want to punch a mall security guard while high from compressed air at Best Buy,after he busts me stealing underwear from Sears….or some shit.

So if you can stomach sitting through a Pink video, there’s a couple seconds of her having sex with herself.

Here are some of the screencaps….

Posted in:Pink|Sober|Video

2008

22

Oct

Pink Shows Off The Little Cleavage She’s Got of the Day

Pink wore some tank top that reminds me of some wartime fantasies I once had, of a war that took place before women were allowed in on the site, where I am a hero soldier and being forced to fuck the most feminine of the group with the other soldiers because we’ve been lost in the jungle for the last 8 weeks and horny as fuck. I actually never had that fantasy, but saying she looks like a dude and talking about her ripped pecs is pretty much useless conversation. It’s like calling McCain Old, Lohan a slut, Paris Hilton a herpes ridden whore, Obama a terrorist, the cast of The Hills useless, DJ AM a Bar Mitzvah DJ, shit’s been done and I guess that’s why lookin’ at these pictures of her don’t really warrant a post, but I figure it’s key to give some of the dudes who are on the fence about being homos something to get off to, without having to jerk off to pictures of dudes, because once you’ve reached that point, there’s pretty much no denying you’re a gay…..not that anyone straight or gay could actually get off to Pink and her little tits, but I got nothing better going on right now so deal with it.

Posted in:cleavage|Pink

2008

08

Sep

Pink’s Nipple Tape at the VMAs of the Day

I hate saying this, but Pink looked good at the VMAs. Maybe it’s because she’s lost her husband and is lookin’ for new cock, or maybe because she was the bread winner in her household when she was married and when he left her has since decided to take off her pants and be a girl again or something, I just don’t know, but I do know that I was feeling her performance, despite the song being a little too personal and awkward to listen to, like the time I got stuck in a doctor’s office with a male stripper who went off about how he isn’t gay but how he lets guys fuck him for money if he’s on enough drugs and that he was at the Doctor’s office for some lump they found growing in his neck that could be AIDS, making me not want to be the one sitting next to him in one of those real “too much information” situations that is actually too much information and not just some white person over-using the “too much information” expression like they do when you tell them shit like that you are constipated or that you haven’t jerked off in a month or that the first time you had anal sex, you got shit on your dick, or whatever it is that white people say “too much information” to, when you aren’t even telling them too much infomation and are just trying to make conversation…..

You get what I mean….and I don’t get why I was into Pink last night, but here are some pics to celebrate.

Posted in:Nipple|Performance|Pink|Topless