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2014

09

Jun

Rachel Bilson Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

In case you were wondering…Rachel Bilson is still pregnant.

No late term abortions, miscarriages, or accidental falls down the stairs by her husband Luke Skywalker, because knocking her up has been his plan since the 90s, he just finally trapped her into it properly….

She’s also pushing the limit of appropriate bikini behavior, because we all know when a girl in pregnant, bikinis aren’t really anything anyone who doesn’t have a ready to drop fetish want to see…

But when it comes to first pregnancies, where vagina is still intact, there is a little more grey area on when it’s decent or not…and if you’re a Bilson fan, despite her not really doing much the last decade, you either really hate that her ride is over, or love seeing her life happen before your creepy fucking eyes…

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2014

04

Jun

Rachel Bilson Cleavage of the Day

Here is Rachel Bilson climbing out of some caves in Barbados with her tits out….because she wants people to stare at her tits…otherwise she’d be wearing a fucking sweater… Pregnant girls are all the same…starved for male attention, especially when held captive by her boyfriend of ten years who stifled her career for pretty much the last ten years…

They are walking out of caves, and this is probably one of the more ridiculous pictures of any celebrity, whether a pregnant or not, that the paparazzi have ever capture…

Now I find pregnant girls disgusting, but there is that window of opportunity where they are awesome, not fat year…just looking like they overate…and unable to get pregnant because they are already pregnant…and titties all swollen…

I guess, she’s not in the OC anymore….that shit got cancelled, like her birth control prescription. What a fail..on her part, but this picture is a win for all of us…even if you’re not a tit guy…it’s funny.

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2014

23

May

Rachel Bilson Pregnant Bikini Pics of the DAy

What better way to celebrate Memorial day by remembering what was…by looking at what is…after it went to war with Skywalker’s Canadian penis and lost…I am talking Rachel Bilson’s uterus. The cute girl, turned destroyed mom body…And the only salvation she’s got going for her is that her pussy isn’t a mom pussy just yet, but in a few months it will be..So for now she’s ready to drop…here I cum…but soon to be forgotten…

I figure her bikini on Memorial day is far better than this Elliott Rodger rich kid with asperger’s virgin turned killer…turned youtube star…

All this to say, pregnancy is like mass murder on your sex appeal..here’s the proof..



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2014

21

May

Rachel Bilson Pregnancy of the Day

There was a time….when Rachel Bilson mattered. She was on The O.C. and it was a hugely popular show, that even I watched, because it helped me trick college girls into fucking me, because college girls are dumb as shit and will fuck with the right mix of tequila and connection on a show they love…

Then she faded out, and not in a good way, her husband kidnapped her and brought her to Canada where she lived locked up in a cage in the igloo as some kind of reclusive, because he had be type cast as a Star Wars character, and couldn’t let her near actors with actual careers ahead of them….

Now she’s pregnant and these are some pictures of her the other day, hiding her pregnancy, that I am sure some of you hope doesn’t happen, or at least happens with a c-section, because aborting the mission is far less abusive to a vagina…

Not that you’ll ever meet Bilson, but you’re stuck in 1999, back when your life seemed to be more hopeful, before it fucking sucked.

All this to say, who cares about Rachel Bilson or her uterus, there’s so many better girls to focus on who haven’t been written off from their role in hollywood so many years ago…even if she’s acting and on a show, she’s insignificant…

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2014

17

Apr

Rachel Bilson is Fat in a Bikini of the Day

Rachel Bilson has been reading too much Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…because it seems like she’s got on Kate Upton’s diet plan…which is eat everything you fucking can…as long as it isn’t vegetables…you know since no one one even remembers who she is…

Or maybe she’s just pregnant….

Both things…pretty awful, but I’m still looking, because bikinis are good…even when they are on awful things…

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2013

09

Jul

Rachel Bilson for Cosmo of the Day

Rachel Bilson is attempting to remind us that she still exists and she’s doing it in Cosmo, which to me is entirely the wrong way of doing things, but in Rachel Bilson’s defense, she’s always chosen the wrong fucking way to do anything, from getting engaged to some weird Canadian and moving to a farm in the middle of nowhere with him instead of milking her TV starlet fame for another TV star gig, or even by slitting out a little flashing panty with the rest of her peers, when I like the think she should have…I mean her thigh is the most skin we’ve seen from her in what must be a decade, I guess she’s starting to get the hang of things, you know dipping her toe in to get it a little wet, before the nude scenes come, but I think that’s wishful thinking and the only nudity anyone will get of her will be on the Delivery room table, when she’s having her first kid in her career as mom…nothing hot in that, unless you’re a lonely weirdo. Which I can assume you are…

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2013

17

Apr

Rachel Bilson’s Awesome Booty in a Bikini of the Day

I wrote a post about Rachel Bilson being in a bikini in Barbados with her handler/captor/husband who has trapped her and robbed her of her youth, because all I saw was a waste of a young hot actress who turned her back on her fame to move to canada for this asshole, and Iall I could see was a body that wasn’t 23 anymore, but after a night of reflection, I still find humor in the fact that this dude is so insecure he doesn’t let her out of his sight, cuz he fears she’ll escape. Kinda like the dude who’s girlfriend was chatting me up last week, who kept rubbing her shoulder to let her know he was there and let me know she belonged to him, in some weak man hustle no one respects….

But today, her ass has been forgiving in all it’s heart shaped, no cellulite glory.

I am a fan.


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2013

16

Apr

Rachel Bilson Bikinis in Barbados of the Day

Rachel Bilson is wasted opportunity. I get that people haven’t let go and probably think she’s fucking hot, and compared to her partner in the OC, Mischa Barton, she is, but when I look at her all engaged on the beach in her bikini, I see a decently fit body with a good amount of booty, that I would like to watch have sex….

I also see a teen star who at her peak turned her back on the public and moved to Canada to be with some half assed actor from Star Wars who brainwashed her, trapped her, locked her a cage and took her away from all the random sex, pussy flashes and nipple slips while drunk that her counterparts in the 2000s were taking part in and those glory days will never come back, cuz when you’re in your 30s, it’s not quite as fun, cute or easy to blow off and based on the Real Housewives, it’s actually pathetic and depressing cry for attention shit…..instead of just free spirited, I’m a girl with lots of money people want to fuck shit.

Well some things don’t change, as Hayden, her captor holds onto her tightly so she doesn’t get out of range, so that she can’t escape again, because that’s what love and entrapment is….

She’s not as hot as she was, but she’s still half naked on the beach, good times.


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2013

02

Apr

Rachel Bilson Lives and She is in Cosmo of the Day

I preferred Rachel Bilson when she was being held hostage up in a farm in Canada by the dude from Star Wars.

Seriously, this is some blast from the past, who gives a shit about you, the OC was a decade ago and you’re fucking old now, shit.

She’s in Cosmo….like she was 17 again…only not 17…or 18 or even 25…she might as well be 100 cuz that’s about how relevant she is thanks to taking off when she was at her peak, at a time she could have easily been flashing panties at clubs.

That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t fuck her, I mean I have a dick and I’ve stuck it in way worse than has been celebrity pussy, I’m talking has been stripper pussy and has been street hooker pussy, and that shit already started pretty ripe….so this isn’t to say that she doesn’t look good, it just means she’s been done but here’s the video anyway….

Here’s the pics….because everyone deserves another chance, at least when showing cleavage….even if those second chances prevent the real rock bottom desperation needed for a sex tape….

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