Here’s a picture of Rachel Bilson and her kid….who seems pretty fucking old considering that it feels like it was just a few months ago that she was finally knocked up, reminding us all that no one gives a fuck about Rachel Bilson – her pregnancy – or really anything that involves her – because when she had the opportunity to be scandalous and amazing – she moved to Canada to live in a farm with her Star Wars boyfriend/now baby daddy/ handler…When she should have been living life and flashing her cooter – she was playing housewife and milking beavers – and not the good kind you find in the magazines – and strip clubs or VIP room, but the Canadian kind. It’s a delicacy…beaver cheese, not just for crackwhores anymore…
Either way, we can always hope for the divorce that sends her single momming into a spiral of reliving the glory days she missed.
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