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2011

08

Aug

Rachel Bilson is a Vision in White of the Day

This is like a dream….a vision of an angel when I’ve taken one too many sleeping pills…you know in efforts to excape this miserable life…only to realize that I’m obese and thus too big to take down with a shitty over the counter sleeping pill….leaving me forced to continue to self destruct via unprotected sex with hookers and alcholism…not that I actually ever want to die…I’m too self absorbed for that…not to mention watching all the idiots go by and dealing with such low level day to day problems, like having to eat out my gross wife once a week in order to get my 100 dollars from her….and never making money to afford the good life…is like a comedy act…and I hate comedy….

I also kinda hate Rachel Bilson for being boring as shit most of the time…but today…this is all virginal and lovely and sometimes the world needs less exposed skin, and more wholesome tenderness….that said…I’d prefer these pics if there was a little more spread pussy lip…

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2011

01

Aug

Rachel Bilson Fucking Sucks…and not in a Good Way…of the Day

Here’s the closest you’ll ever get to seeing Rachel Bilson grabbing her pussy….and shit’s preetty much ruined by the ill-fitting jeans she’s wearing, that remind me of an overweight rockabilly dude, who’s trying to look like he’s james deam, but his size 42 waist makes the rolled up jeans all straight legged, baggy and stupid looking…..cuz they don’t make skinny jeans which makes sense…you know since they are called skinny jeans not tight pants for fat people jeans….

Either way, these pictures would be better if she dressed for her body, in spandex, a bikini or not dressed at all…but Rachel Bilson insists on sucking and sucking and sucking with next to no sex appeal…but a whole lot of potential if she just broke free from her captor and fucking did something about it…fuck.

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2011

21

Jul

Rachel Bilson Crazy Person Shorts of the Day

What the fuck is wrong with this girl…she has the potential to take that sex appeal I know she’s got somewhere under those ridiculously large clown shorts…and give the public what we want…

I can only assume that Star Wars is behind this shit, cuz with all brain washing, telling a bitch what to wear is on the lowest end of the spectrum…I mean that’s gotta be the case…cuz he doesn’t want guys jerking off to his woman…and I guess he doesn’t want his woman getting more work and reaching her full potential as a slutty actress cuz he’s already reached his peak and is only downhill from here….but at least he’ll always have comicon, Mark Hamil shit….

Cuz any self respecting woman knows that jean shorts are supposed to be short, tight and not make you look like a little kid in her dad’s shorts trying to make everyone at the dinner party laugh….

Insane….or they are mocking us…either way…they suck..

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2011

19

Jul

Rachel Bilson in her Period Shorts of the Day

Rachel Bilson is notorious for being boring as fuck, despite our want to fuck her, and she’s not doing much to try to break down that title or re-invent herself, if anything that window of hope she gave us is totally out the window now that she’s back with that star wars oppressor who doesn’t let the bitch out of her cage to show her pussy like a teen starlet trying to get noticed, or even let her out in a bikini for us to lose ourselves in her cameltoe…She fucking sucks, and here are her shorts….perfect for days you’re about to get your period…that’s why we call this post…period shorts…feeding the meter like it’s your cock in her coinslot pussy if you wanna look into things a little too much an awkwardly…

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2011

15

Jul

Rachel “Boring” Bilson is Still in a Robe of the Day

I don’t know, this robe fetish is getting fucking boring. I should have expected that from Bilson, who is pretty uneventful as a person…or at least a celebrity…because she just doesn’t do the song and dance I like for the paparazzi….you know the cry for attention, pussy puppetry, in a “Notice me, I matter” kind of way….leaving her pretty fucking useless for my purposes, I mean until I buy the farm next door to hers in Canada, in which case, watching her in her robe will be on a whole other level of amazing, cuz I’ll have my telescope aimed at her bathroom, and she probably won’t be wearing clothes under it, even though she seems like the kind of girl who bathes in her one piece bathing suit….and you know what, it is always the girls who bathe in their one-piece bathing suits who are the dirtiest fucks…all that suppressing their inner slut shines behind closed doors…

So if you’ve got a fetish for mom looking bitches looking like they are walking their kids to the school bus at 7 am…showing a little lower leg as a tribute to the sex appeal they once had…hiding the goods they’ve still got cuz they are shy…then these pics are for you….

Here she is walking around in dumpy clothes…like she’s got her period clothes…or like she’s doesn’t want guys to pants her and shove their dicks inside her clothes…

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2011

14

Jul

Rachel Bilson Covered Up on Set of the Day

If you’re anything like me, seeing bitches walking around their house in their housecoat from a distance, through branches, and windows and sometimes a telephoto lens is totally porn to me…

That’s why seeing Bilson that kidnapped who sympathizes with her kidnapper like she was that bitch from Nevada who lived in the backyard, hiding her tame fully clothed self for no real reason works for me.

Not that it matters, she has a hot little outfit on, showing hot little tits and that’s what this is all about….cuz she’s normally boring as fuck…unless she’s getting paid…in which case we get these fetish pics. Yay. Whore.

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2011

08

Jul

Rachel Bilson Vagina Hugging Shorts of the Day

Rachel Bilson is a pretty uneventful person….you know hot on the OC a decade ago….removed from the scene from some star wars loser…forced to live on a farm held captive by some weird cult sex freak…we call it Elizabeth Smarted…..only to come back to Hollywood, emancipated from the man who stole her youthful celebrity sluttiness that would have made her a star, and that we’d all forget about when she decided to strap down and get serious, but we’d be happy she had that phase, cuz it would give us something to go back on when we want to jerk off to her….cuz that’s what famous bitches are supposed to do…nudity….and now she’s back with Star Wars, cuz some people sympathize with their captors and don’t know how to live without them…it happens alot to people when they are let out of prison….leaving us with only this pictures of her in her pussy tight shorts, that fit amazing, cuz they are only tight around her pussy, and no where else, in some genius design more girls need to get into, to make my everyday walk more masturbation friendly and erotic.

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2011

27

Jun

Rachel Bilson Garden Titty Grab of the Day

I can these pics “Bitch showing her little sister how to work a farm after your husband from star wars kidnaps you and makes you live on a farm…it’s all in the titties”….

Nothing overly interesting about watching a bitch garden, or pick organic vegetables on the side of a highway like she’s fucking homeless, unless you’ve got an erection and nothing else to look at….

I mean shit, I spend hours in the summer watching the bitches at the community garden bend, twist, squat….staring down their shirts and at their asses….it just sucks that they are usually in their 90s…..I mean why can’t they be wearing bikinis while they do it Rachel Bilson?

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2011

10

May

Some Pussy at Some Fashion Event of the Day

Here’s some bitches at some fashion event all dressed up to look fashionable for the judgemental gays that run the fashion industry….cuz that’s what fahsionable bullshit is all about…you know being seen and noticed and that’s why I want to get invited to the shit to show up in cum stained sweatpants and an embarrassingly small erection for the models all while scaring off the gays….

Blake Lively in a tight outfit…..

Some bitch named Poppy Delevigne in some great shorts…

Rachel Bilson in some short leather shorts….

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2011

25

Apr

The Hottest of the Rachel Bilson Bikini Pics of the Day

We’ve gone over this Rachel Bilson back with her husband from Star Wars, celebrating his birthday in Barbados with a larger girl who is probably his sister, who one of my good friends had sex with, but won’t have sex with anymore, he won’t even talk to her, even though I want him to, in order to get me invited to family functions as my life is all about mooching and bottom feeding…..cuz it’s all about me getting a head by making him give her head…not that it matters…

What matters is that this is the third bikini of the Rachel Bilson in a bikini weekend in barbados for Star Wars’ birthday and it’s the best…You can see her left pussy lip drooping, her hard nipples, it’s spectacular….As good as She Gets…

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2011

25

Apr

More Rachel Bilson in a Bikini of the Day

I already went through this Rachel Bilson escape from her captor gone wrong… I don’t think I need to relive it. But I will anyway, she ran off to Canada after the OC ended, instead of developing a public drinking and drug problem, passing up tons of opportunity to flash her cunt to the paparazzi, in exchange for being in the middle of nowhere Canada, only to be let out of her cage every once in a while to make California appearances so that she wasn’t enitrely forgotten, while finally deciding to escape the irrelevance of this dude from Star Wars to go out on her own, realizing, as many abducted people in cults do, that she can’t make it without him…she was so dependent that without him she was nothing…and now they are back together…probably already married and the whole thing is sad…..but not sad enough…cuz murder sucide gets better ratings….at least she’s in a bikini….cuz her personal life and relationships really don’t matter, what does matter is that she’s generally boring…but now she’s boring while half naked and that counts for something…I’m just not sure what….

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2011

25

Apr

Rachel Bilson in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Rachel Bilson is in Barados with her brain-washing Canadian who she threw away everything for, in a time when if she hadn’t thrown it away then, her life would have turned around now, and the highlight of her career wouldn’t be going to shitty film festivals as one of the guests cuz they feel obligated to invite her, like she is now, but instead the bitch in the movies winning awards….you know what I’m saying…Timing is everything, and thanks to her fiance, this bitch threw it all out, so after he gave her a few months to realize that she’s a nobody, and that nobody will love her like he did, she’s back with him, only now in a bikini celebrating Easter by hiding colored eggs in her twat from him to hunt,cuz that’s what bitches who don’t believe they can’t make it on their own, especially after the whiney bitch cries about his 30th birthday weekend falling on Easter Weekend, making her feel guilty enough to give him her cunt, cuz she’s been manipulated by a dude for so long, she does what he tell her to do…instinctively.

And as long as it is in a bikini, I don’t care who or what she’s fucking, cuz I don’t get to participate, even if sharing is caring…..and here she is sharing her bikini body with us…it may not be ideal, but it’s better than nothing, droppy Easter Egg filled vagina and all…

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2011

22

Mar

Rachel Bilson in Leggings of the Day

In the event you forgot, here’s a reminder that Rachel Bilson is fucking boring.

Seriously, I’ve never been so uninterested in looking at a picture of a bitch in a pair of leggigns.

That Star Wars dude really fucked up her potential at her prime….at 20, even no personality can be arrousing when flashing your cunt…now bitch is playing all mature and shit…and it makes me hate her. Something I am sure she is really affected by. You Know since I don’t matter and all…. FOLLOW ME

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2011

11

Mar

Rachel Bilson Boring IN Shorts of the Day

Rachel Bilson is a prime example of lost opportunity. I’m looking at these pictures and I’m more interested in fucking her crackhead lookin’ friend. It’s like she did the groundwork to be a huge fucking deal, you know with that show the OC, where she would outshine Mischa Barton daily, but when the shit got cancelled, she went and got engaged to some loser, choosing the low profile route, like she’s that fucking important and has any business being “Low Profile”, when she shoulda been out in bikinis, flashing tit, living the young starlet life….but instead she went and hid on a fucking farm in Canada only to end things there and come back to Hollywood as a 30 year old who just isn’t as fun to watch as a 24 year old..

That said, here she is boring in shorts for the Japan Earthquake/Tsunami…

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2011

18

Feb

Rachel Bilson’s Weird Fucking Hips Bore Me of the Day

Fuck Rachel Bilson is boring. I thought she’d turn her career around, and make up for year sof lost publicity stunt opportunity of slutting out for the paparazzi in bikinis like the other sluts when she escaped from Star Wars, but instead she’s just as fucking boring…making me notice all her flaws…like these triangular birthing hips that I don’t remember from when she was 18 and on the OC….End of an era. Who cares.

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