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2013

16

Apr

Rachel Bilson Bikinis in Barbados of the Day

Rachel Bilson is wasted opportunity. I get that people haven’t let go and probably think she’s fucking hot, and compared to her partner in the OC, Mischa Barton, she is, but when I look at her all engaged on the beach in her bikini, I see a decently fit body with a good amount of booty, that I would like to watch have sex….

I also see a teen star who at her peak turned her back on the public and moved to Canada to be with some half assed actor from Star Wars who brainwashed her, trapped her, locked her a cage and took her away from all the random sex, pussy flashes and nipple slips while drunk that her counterparts in the 2000s were taking part in and those glory days will never come back, cuz when you’re in your 30s, it’s not quite as fun, cute or easy to blow off and based on the Real Housewives, it’s actually pathetic and depressing cry for attention shit…..instead of just free spirited, I’m a girl with lots of money people want to fuck shit.

Well some things don’t change, as Hayden, her captor holds onto her tightly so she doesn’t get out of range, so that she can’t escape again, because that’s what love and entrapment is….

She’s not as hot as she was, but she’s still half naked on the beach, good times.


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2013

02

Apr

Rachel Bilson Lives and She is in Cosmo of the Day

I preferred Rachel Bilson when she was being held hostage up in a farm in Canada by the dude from Star Wars.

Seriously, this is some blast from the past, who gives a shit about you, the OC was a decade ago and you’re fucking old now, shit.

She’s in Cosmo….like she was 17 again…only not 17…or 18 or even 25…she might as well be 100 cuz that’s about how relevant she is thanks to taking off when she was at her peak, at a time she could have easily been flashing panties at clubs.

That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t fuck her, I mean I have a dick and I’ve stuck it in way worse than has been celebrity pussy, I’m talking has been stripper pussy and has been street hooker pussy, and that shit already started pretty ripe….so this isn’t to say that she doesn’t look good, it just means she’s been done but here’s the video anyway….

Here’s the pics….because everyone deserves another chance, at least when showing cleavage….even if those second chances prevent the real rock bottom desperation needed for a sex tape….

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2013

04

Feb

Rachel Bilson Looks Different in Cosmo Australia of the Day

The cute girl from The O.C. is starting to look like a Real Housewife of wherever the fuck she’s a housewife…I’m thinking it’s in Canada on some farm somewhere, because that’s what someone I know who fucked her husband’s sister told me…which makes sense since the Husband hasn’t got work since the last Star Wars…and has to make sure his woman doesn’t get tempted by actors who can actually call themselves actors…rather than dudes who have just acted…if you know what I mean…..not that her kidnapper is really that interesting or worth talking about….when she’s in shorts in cover on a magazine….like this was still 1999….when her botox face tells us it totally is not….good times.

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2012

13

Apr

Rachel Bilson in her Bikini of the Day

Rachel Bilson and her fiance of 12 years who brings her down, Hayden Christensen are in Barbados.

Rachel Bilson, despite what her fiance who owns her and brings her down, by stealing her youth by locking her up in a farm in Canada, is wearing a bikini…..so we can all check out her body ….as he angrily tries to figure out why no one gives a fuck about him….he was in Star Wars fuck….it was a huge series of movies….sure it typecast him and lockede him into a life of conventions….but shit was relevant….now stop staring at his girl….you fucking pigs….at least that’s what I assume…

You see cuz a few years ago, she left him and his brainwashing barn, to try to re-invent herself….probably fucking many dudes in her time off….only to take the motherfucker back a notch and realize, he should let her blossom as her own person…not as an animal in captitive…….because engaged people are fucked in the head and feel they can’t live without each other….since they have so much invested….and would hate to have to build that up with someone again….or some shit I don’t understand cuz I married to leech off my shitty, dumpy, often times shit covered that I have to wipe, wife….she was lonely, I was not into working….kinda like Hayden Christensen….only with hotter pussy..sure her body is weird short leg and long torso….big ass and small titty…..but only weirdos like me pay attention to that shit…..the rest of you just see BIKINI….


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2012

09

Apr

Rachel Bilson Sucking on a Popsicle of the Day




It is nice to see that Rachel Bilson’s level of relevance and her strong command of her career has led her to doing fetish porn videos for the internet of clothed girls wearing clothes eating frozen chocolate covered ice cream treats….there’s really content for every fucking pervert and their weird as fuck fetishes….but more importatntly…there’s always a low level bitch hungry from money, attention, fame, exposure, who has no shame cuz her daddy or uncle used to touch her, willing to get on camera and do it….not that sucking on ice cream for masturbating freaks everywhere means you’re molested and fucked up with lots of issues….but I like to view it as the gateway fetish video that leads to one day being strapped down and shit on…

UPDATE: Turns out this is a commercial for Magnum ice cream bars….playing on the fact that some people, like me, get off to girls eating, sucking and having high calorie treats dripping off their chin cuz it reminds me of them sucking dick….so Bilson hasn’t hit rock bottom yet…she’s just on her way to rock bottom….and low level ad campaigns endorsing product…is the proof….


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2012

14

Mar

Rachel Bilson Wedgie of the Day

I love wedgies more than I love Rachel Bilson…

Wedgies…..I love the fact that they are socially acceptable and girls everywhere get them….and openly fish them out of their asses in public like it’s not a repulsive thing to do….I mean even at a young age girls are pulling fabric out of their asses, knuckle deep….two fingers in…and that makes doing all activities amazing…it is like you can’t leave the house without seeing it…..

Rachel Bilson….I don’t mind that she was kidnapped by some pussy in her prime, missing out on all the good years of flashing her cunt at A-List events, locking herself up in Canada during her prime….only because she escaped him last year…she was like “Captor, I’m done with you and your abusive, jealousy that I’m not typecast as some star wars clown bullshit”…..only to get the world or me happy knowing she still has a few good pussy flashes in her on her comeback tour as this freem from her oppressor girl….only to get back with the kidnapper….in some Patty Hearst, Stockholm Syndrome shit….that put her back into that dark caged prison cell….with her pussy locked back into her pants….cuz there is comfort in the hell you’re used to…especially when Star Wars begs her back hard enough like a pussy…making her feel guilty or like he actually cares….

But at least she’s walking around with her pants jacked up her ass…it may be socially acceptable…and a far cry from what I expected out of her….but it won’t get her beat up at home…and I can still appreciate pants wedged between ass cheeks….pressed up against anus.


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2011

18

Oct

Rachel Bilson is Boring as Shit of the Day

That’s not to say that shit is boring…in fact a lot of times it is highly exciting…not knowing whether it will be loose, wet, or even painful….blood streaked or smooth sailing….burning or seamless….it is just an expression to represent how much this bitch sucks at turning me on…in fact…it angers me in a huge way when these entitled cunts walk around not flashing their tits and ass like they are respectable human beings and not the whores to the media and to the public and to the execs that they are….they are just well paid, further proof that a lot goes on behind the scenes that we deserve a piece of since we’re the fucking audience….this kind of mormon, religious outfit doesn’t fucking cut it for me…I’m gonna take my male attention to a sluttier celeb….and until Bilson does her part in her career for the people…she’s dead to me.

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2011

07

Oct

Rachel Bilson’s Skinny Legs, Ankle Erotica of the Day

Rachel Bilson is some boring shit….But for some reason I like to celebrate her wasted celebrity because instead of taking advantage of her peak, she moved to a farm in Canada to be with her Star Wars cast memeber, only to come back years later, where the only erotica she gives us is some ankle, like we’re in a fucking muslim country, or the 1900s Amish community, and that kind of shit doesn’t do it for me, but I know somewhere out there, someone can’t get enough ankle, that’s his shit, so this is for him….while it is part of my campaign for her to step it the fuck up.

Here is a promo pic of her new show Hart of Dixie with her 5 foot 2 legs looking long and thin…

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2011

03

Oct

Rachel Bilson in Ill-Fitting Shorts of the Day

Rachel Bilson is some boring shit. Back when I watched The OC, she was the one I wanted to see naked…but instead of getting naked, she just went on to get engaged, moved to Canada, essentially becoming Amish, or just plain boring, something that she’s managed to maintain upon her return to hollywood, because she’s been bainwashed….

So here is someone we’ll likely never see naked in movies, or on TV, or in Paparazzi pics, wearing some ill-fitting shorts that remind us all why we prefer Mila Kunis.

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