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2011

03

Feb

Rachel Bilson Lower Leg of the Day

Rachel Bilson was way more interesting when she was boring in a relationship cuz I could blame Star Wars for trapping her in some insanity that is my imagination…It entertained me when she escaped him to go back to LA to focus on her career in some hiking through the Siberian mountains for months to escape Russian communist rule shit…but it turns out she’s just as boring without him…leading me to think he’s not the problem, sure he’s a clown, but clowns are kinda funny if you’re not scared of them cuz one molested you as a child…she’s the problem and a boring bitch can never quite be saved…

Here are her ankles, cuz like a muslim man, sometimes that’s all it takes to get me going and I figure at least one of you is out there like me.

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2011

31

Jan

Rachel Bilson is a Boring Shopper of the Day

What the fuck am I supposed to write about some cunt celebrity in boring clothes shopping, other than that I want want to fuck her cuz she’s been marketed to me properly….especially since I The OC got me laid….cuz college girls are pretty easy…when you date rape them….

She’s not in her underwear, or in some exclusive sex videos Star Wars ex-husband put together in order to stay relevant when he realized that without him kidnapper her and locking her up in Canada, pretending it was a serious relationship, he’s just the dude who played Darth Vader who no one wants to hire and who no one cares about…

So she’s just boring at best, especailly in these pics…..and I can only hope she’s the kind of boring who let’s fucking loose in the bedroom to make up for how much she sucks in person…cuz it won’t belong before bitterness and desperation to pay the bills sets in for Star Wars and motherfucker delivers the goods…and until that happens, you’re stuck with this…and when it does happen, I hope it’s good enough to masturbate to cuz this fucking isn’t.

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2011

13

Jan

Rachel Bilson and her Box of the Day

Wrong box Rachel Bilson….no one cares about seeing you load your car with your bullshit purchases….except for maybe my friend who loves watching bitches in the grocery store load their cars in the parking lot enough to have purchased a mini van with good tints so he can jerk off when they do….we want to see your fucking vagina….

You’d think being recently single from having been held captive by that weird Canadian no one cares about would make her a little more into flashing the fucking goods to get a little male attention…I guess she’s just a little rusty….

So here are those pics for my perverted shopping center parking lot creeper….even though he’s got an endless supply of the real thing…

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2010

09

Nov

Rachel Bilson and Kate Bosworth Lookin’ Hot on Set of the Day

I generally hate celebrity pussy because I made my life about looking at their pictures all day in some self destructive, self abusive, self sabotaging way. Cuz really before this site, I knew nothing about celebrity, I didn’t care to know about celebrity, and I found the whole celebrity thing a waste of time and boring. I was much more into real life bitches I could get drunk and molest.

But for some reason, since Rachel Bilson ended her relationship with her handler in Canada. The creepy dude from Star Wars who snuffed out her work cuz he wasn’t getting work but locking her in a cage on his farm….I’m really diggin’ her.

Maybe it’s the memories of The OC, when I used to watch the shit to seduce college girls awkwardly back during season 1, or maybe it’s cuz I like the smell of pussy when it’s let free….ready to make up for lost time…unfortunately not with me…but I didn’t expect it to be with me…so I’m not let down…I’m more of a voyeur anyway….sex is just too physically challenging for my weight class.

Kate Bosworth is in the mix too cuz she’s in a tight dress, they are filming a movie together and I figured she was worthy of getting in on this Rachel Bilson stroking post…

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2010

08

Nov

Rachel Bilson’s Fat Manager of the Day

Behind every hot girl I want to fuck, there’s a fat chick. A fat chick who gets in the fucking way of me trying to trick, drug, seduce the hot girl I want to fuck into fucking…because for some reason I was always the guy who came along the night the fat chick decided she wanted dick and was tired of all the dick running to her hot friend…

You know the night the fat chick and her friends had a meeting before going out deciding that tonight was the fat chick’s night of glory and the hot girl was not going to get in the way of that….she was actually going to help the fat chick get cock…because as her friend she was tired of hearing her whine and because the hot girl wasn’t really looking for cock, since she was hot and kinda had her choice in who she brought home in every facet of life, generally not needing some pervert she found in a bar…

I guess what’s in it for Bilson, or other hot girls with fat friends is that it makes them look tiny and fit….they get to be the pretty ones who get all the attention, except on the nights I met them, because I know if I met these girls in a bar, I’d probably be going home alone cuz the fat manager no one wants knows she can do better….or worse, I’d be tricked into going home with her….you know cuz of that whole vagina, no matter how buried it is still being a vagina….

It’s happened many times and I do it, even though I don’t believe getting laid is getting laid, or pussy is pussy, it’s actually fucking traumatic. I don’t like it and I am proud of it. It’s just one of those take what I can get, low expectations cuz I deserve the fat manager and not the hot one cuz a defeatist attitudes manages my failures without jumping in front of a train…

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2010

02

Nov

Rachel Bilson is Buying Lingerie for a New Man of the Day

This is some real fascinating shit. It was so fascinating that I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t report it. Rachel Bilson bought something at a lingerie store, so it is safe to say she got something sexy for a new man, because everyone knows girls don’t wear lingerie, underwear or bras unless it is to impress new cock.

I am really only posting these pics cuz I find Rachel Bilson hot. She is well preserved cuz of her stint in Canada with a dude who pretty much kidnapped her and the though of lingerie on her, excites me.

I am not posting this because she’s actually fucking a new guy and dressing up for him like some ambitious actor tryin’ to impress. Because I assume all girls start fucking new guys within a week after breaking up, because girls plan break-ups and line up new cock before they officially end things and girls, as decent and put together as they seem are all sluts.

I just think this is hardly a news story or even postworthy, unless the bitch is in the lingerie, cuz that’s really all I want to see of Rachel Bilson, we’ve done the clothed thing too fucking long….

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2010

18

Oct

Rachel Bilson’s Comeback Tour Continues of the Day

I think Rachel Bilson is the fucking future of Hollywood. She’s come back to claim what was once hers before the cunt from Star Wars stole her, brain washed her, locked her in a barn in Canada, before she made her escape. She’s stylish, she’s good to look at, she’s got potential to not wear panties to events, or wear bikinis during her vacation and unfortunately that’s good enough for me….

You see, I’m always more into these starlets, or hasbeens, or soon-to-bes when they aren’t slutty as fuck…it’s like how arabs get boners and fuck donkey’s after accidentally seeing a bitch’s angle….only on a way more desensitized from the internet that my dick doesn’t work level….

She’s hot. She’s gonna be the next big thing. She’s back from the dead. Here are her pics…

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2010

18

Oct

Rachel Bilson Comeback Tour of the Day

This is a great example of letting go of some serious baggage and everything kinda falling into place…in her case it was an overbearing jealous pussy of a fiance who brainwashed her and trapped her…taking away her chance to blossom into a hot little starlet slut….who at the time was all the rage…and in my case it would be stopping this blog to focus on something legit….but unlike Bilson, I’m not about to go out there and make something of myself.. cuz I don’t have the tits and hotness or money to make everyone want to fuck me…cuz my new freedom wouldn’t be as hot….

Seriously, she’s the next big thing who already was, but who turned her back on shit, to live a horrible life with a horrible person, but she’s back….

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2010

27

Sep

Rachel Bilson’s Showing Off Ass of the Day

I have ranted about how Rachel Bilson being single is the best thing that has ever happened to her, since the oppressive loser who sold his soul and career to Star Wars can’t brain wash her anymore and she can reverse the damage done, cuz she’s not too old to jump into the celeb game as seductive paparazzi manipulating pussy, so we haven’t entirely lost her….

I have also been the strippers so many times in my life, that I know their move to pick up something their purse at the end of the routine, it’s like the first lesson in the stripper’s manual I wrote 10 years ago and never published cuz I realized you only need to know 4 things to be a stripper, the way they bend over being one of those for things….It’s to make ass and pussy look ideal, and I can tell you that if Rachel Bilson says she isn’t pulling the same move on purpose, like this wasn’t strategized for the cameras, to get noticed, she’s fucking lying…

So here she is in shorts, bulling the stripper move, so people talk about her “innocent” ass hustle, which I guess is more subtle and fun than her being obvious about the shit….even if I like spread naked ass cheeks better than ass cheeks hiding in shorts…but I guess this isn’t about me…

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2010

24

Sep

Rachel Bilson Kissed a Girl on TV of the Day

I’ve been talking shit about Rachel Bilson for a while now. I think it has something to do with hating her for letting that loser from Star Wars take her away from where she was supposed to be, locking her up in a farm, brainwashing her, and preventing her from going down the seedy flashing her tit path Mischa Barton went down….

But she’s making a comeback and knows she has a lot of sexing shit up to pull off to catch up and remind people who she is…

Here she is on Primetime TV kissing a girl, not as passionately or pornographically as I’d want from her, but let’s view this as the gateway performance….

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2010

08

Sep

Rachel Bilson Single and Shopping of the Day

I uploaded these pictures thinking they were a lot more exciting. I’m not really sure why, because Rachel Bilson has been consistently boring as fuck since she left the OC. I used to just blame the kid from Star Wars for kidnapping her and brainwashing her in his Canadian barn he made her live in, but now she’s got nothing to blame but herself for fucking sucking and not fucking sucking the way we like….

I guess it’s one of those situations where you lock a bitch in the basement for the first 15 years of her life, before getting caught when the telephone company sticks their noses where they don’t belong, only to get you arrested, and getting her released to the public where she is never quite right and always quite weird…..

But this is Hollywood….and we don’t have patience for these cunts who could have been flashing pussy with the best of them 5 years ago…not flashing pussy now that they are allowed….she needs to really figure out her priorities and step the fuck up and live out a youth of sluttiness that was stolen from her…cuz all these recent pics of her make me and everyone else fucking sleepy….

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2010

30

Jul

Rachel Bilson in Some Tight Jeans of the Day

Girls, let Rachel Bilson teach you a quick and easy lesson. When you are at your peak of your career and your sex appeal, don’t start dating some over-bearing insecure loser from Canada who was lucky enough to land a movie franchise role, but who will never get work again like a one trick pony, and if you do, don’t say yes when he proposes or tricks you into moving into his farm in Canada, to hide you from the fun and excitement of Hollywood, by making you think living in the middle of fucking no where is the best thing for your sanity and career, cuz when you finally get the courage to leave the brainwashing freakshow, and run back to Hollywood to get your shit you left behind back together, your ass won’t be quite where it once was.

So here is Rachel Bilson’s ass in jeans a few years too late…

Pics via Fame

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2010

26

Jul

Rachel Bilson in her Denim Shorts of the Day

I know these pictures aren’t all that exciting, but this is Rachel Bilson we’re talking about, and the bitch is never exciting…She’s so fucking boring, that this is the peak of excitement we get with her, but luckily I’m a fucking pervert and I can get off to anything, cuz I know that under these jean shorts there is probably a pair of panties and under those panties there is probably a vagina and really that makes these pictures about 3/4 of an inch away from being pussy pictures….a size you may relate to….and after taking a second glance at these pics…I’m pretty sure I see cameltoe and that is always a good thing….

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2010

16

Jul

Rachel Bilson Boring in Some Jean Shorts of the Day

We’ve established that Rachel Bilson is boring as shit and that she does everything in her power to not be the slutty little starlet she shoulda been 5 years ago, but instead she locked herself up in a barn in Canada where some dude who was in one or two movies, the main one being Star Wars, brain washed her into not flashing her cunt like she was supposed to cuz that’s what young starlets do and that’s how young starlets get noticed and that’s how young starlets get work…and I guess she’s slowly realizing that as she walks around Hollywood looking for scraps like some kind of homeless person….

Pics via Fame

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2010

02

Jul

Rachel Bilson and Her Pussy Hugging Jeans of the Day

I don’t know what happened to Rachel Bilson, but it looks like she’s turned into some kind of midget…not an actual midget you’d see working the rides at the local carnival, but the kind of midget who isn’t quite a midget, but is built like one, you know the Shaq of midgets, who some how manages to sneak her way into being considered normal, while her legs, arms and head all remain very fucking midget….but at least she’s wearing tight pussy hugging pants, cuz despite being a borderline midget, she’s still worth fucking…but then again so are all midgets…but her ex-boyfriend who she was engaged to probably didn’t tell her that cuz if he did should wouldn’t have felt like she needed him…but let’s not get into that…let’s instead stare at her crotch and wonder what is beyond the demin…cuz this bitch isn’t giving anything up for free…she’s boring and gives no flashes, no upskirts…this is as good as she gets.

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