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2011

22

Sep

Rachel Bilson Doing Errands of the Day

This is what I call a waste of a fucking post…because unless you get off to a 1/4 of an inch of bra on some flat chested bitch you wanted to fuck 10 years ago, but who instead of catering to your needs, decided to run off and leave the limelight, to move into a barn with some idiot from Star Wars who brain washed her, only to come back 6 months ago, and still doesn’t do the slutty panty flash, bikini pics, she should, cuz she’s just one of those celeb bitches who has enough money and doesn’t care about the public jerking off to her, making her a fucking waste of a celebrity….seriously…they’re supposed to be insecure, attention seeking, whores…what’s with this boring shit…makes no fucking sense.

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2011

09

Sep

Rachel Bilson’s Boring Pictures of the Day

She looks half retarded doesn’t she and I don’t mean “Black Eyed Peas” retarded, you know throwing down in a top 40 club, I’m talking straight from the institution she was dropped off at as a baby, run by nuns cuz nuns are good people, unless they are raping or molesting, which happens, when the victims are as retarded as Rachel Bilson looks, cuz even the most wholesome person can’t resist temptation as they chronically masturbate….at least that’s what my friend who volunteered with retarded adults swimming program told me…but he was only in it for the sex in the first place…people are weird…and Rachel Bilson looks weird…reminding me that she’s lost her fucking glory days by being married and brainwashed in canada…

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2011

19

Aug

Rachel Bilson’s Hot Little Body in Shorts of the Day

I guess Rachel Bilson’s keeper, the guy from Star Wars, who has locked her down and brainwashed her to follow him around cuz he is the only one who understands her, fearing that she will leave him for an actual actor who wasn’t type cast and forced to retire against his will for doing Star Wars, so he locked her up in a barn in Canada….only to have him leave him then run back to him cuz that’s how brainwashing works…leading to boring fucking pictures of her in the paparazzi after boring pictures in the paparazzi…annoying me like the mormom chick I once tried to fuck who still dressed like she was still in the cult…even though she wasn’t in the cult…unable to break free…when bitch shoulda been in bikinis, flashing tit and ass, but this is a pretty good start….Good short choice bitch….I just wonder if she’s gonna get beat for this…you know for breaking the rules…making this all the more exciting…

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2011

08

Aug

Rachel Bilson is a Vision in White of the Day

This is like a dream….a vision of an angel when I’ve taken one too many sleeping pills…you know in efforts to excape this miserable life…only to realize that I’m obese and thus too big to take down with a shitty over the counter sleeping pill….leaving me forced to continue to self destruct via unprotected sex with hookers and alcholism…not that I actually ever want to die…I’m too self absorbed for that…not to mention watching all the idiots go by and dealing with such low level day to day problems, like having to eat out my gross wife once a week in order to get my 100 dollars from her….and never making money to afford the good life…is like a comedy act…and I hate comedy….

I also kinda hate Rachel Bilson for being boring as shit most of the time…but today…this is all virginal and lovely and sometimes the world needs less exposed skin, and more wholesome tenderness….that said…I’d prefer these pics if there was a little more spread pussy lip…

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2011

01

Aug

Rachel Bilson Fucking Sucks…and not in a Good Way…of the Day

Here’s the closest you’ll ever get to seeing Rachel Bilson grabbing her pussy….and shit’s preetty much ruined by the ill-fitting jeans she’s wearing, that remind me of an overweight rockabilly dude, who’s trying to look like he’s james deam, but his size 42 waist makes the rolled up jeans all straight legged, baggy and stupid looking…..cuz they don’t make skinny jeans which makes sense…you know since they are called skinny jeans not tight pants for fat people jeans….

Either way, these pictures would be better if she dressed for her body, in spandex, a bikini or not dressed at all…but Rachel Bilson insists on sucking and sucking and sucking with next to no sex appeal…but a whole lot of potential if she just broke free from her captor and fucking did something about it…fuck.

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2011

21

Jul

Rachel Bilson Crazy Person Shorts of the Day

What the fuck is wrong with this girl…she has the potential to take that sex appeal I know she’s got somewhere under those ridiculously large clown shorts…and give the public what we want…

I can only assume that Star Wars is behind this shit, cuz with all brain washing, telling a bitch what to wear is on the lowest end of the spectrum…I mean that’s gotta be the case…cuz he doesn’t want guys jerking off to his woman…and I guess he doesn’t want his woman getting more work and reaching her full potential as a slutty actress cuz he’s already reached his peak and is only downhill from here….but at least he’ll always have comicon, Mark Hamil shit….

Cuz any self respecting woman knows that jean shorts are supposed to be short, tight and not make you look like a little kid in her dad’s shorts trying to make everyone at the dinner party laugh….

Insane….or they are mocking us…either way…they suck..

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2011

19

Jul

Rachel Bilson in her Period Shorts of the Day

Rachel Bilson is notorious for being boring as fuck, despite our want to fuck her, and she’s not doing much to try to break down that title or re-invent herself, if anything that window of hope she gave us is totally out the window now that she’s back with that star wars oppressor who doesn’t let the bitch out of her cage to show her pussy like a teen starlet trying to get noticed, or even let her out in a bikini for us to lose ourselves in her cameltoe…She fucking sucks, and here are her shorts….perfect for days you’re about to get your period…that’s why we call this post…period shorts…feeding the meter like it’s your cock in her coinslot pussy if you wanna look into things a little too much an awkwardly…

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2011

15

Jul

Rachel “Boring” Bilson is Still in a Robe of the Day

I don’t know, this robe fetish is getting fucking boring. I should have expected that from Bilson, who is pretty uneventful as a person…or at least a celebrity…because she just doesn’t do the song and dance I like for the paparazzi….you know the cry for attention, pussy puppetry, in a “Notice me, I matter” kind of way….leaving her pretty fucking useless for my purposes, I mean until I buy the farm next door to hers in Canada, in which case, watching her in her robe will be on a whole other level of amazing, cuz I’ll have my telescope aimed at her bathroom, and she probably won’t be wearing clothes under it, even though she seems like the kind of girl who bathes in her one piece bathing suit….and you know what, it is always the girls who bathe in their one-piece bathing suits who are the dirtiest fucks…all that suppressing their inner slut shines behind closed doors…

So if you’ve got a fetish for mom looking bitches looking like they are walking their kids to the school bus at 7 am…showing a little lower leg as a tribute to the sex appeal they once had…hiding the goods they’ve still got cuz they are shy…then these pics are for you….

Here she is walking around in dumpy clothes…like she’s got her period clothes…or like she’s doesn’t want guys to pants her and shove their dicks inside her clothes…

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2011

14

Jul

Rachel Bilson Covered Up on Set of the Day

If you’re anything like me, seeing bitches walking around their house in their housecoat from a distance, through branches, and windows and sometimes a telephoto lens is totally porn to me…

That’s why seeing Bilson that kidnapped who sympathizes with her kidnapper like she was that bitch from Nevada who lived in the backyard, hiding her tame fully clothed self for no real reason works for me.

Not that it matters, she has a hot little outfit on, showing hot little tits and that’s what this is all about….cuz she’s normally boring as fuck…unless she’s getting paid…in which case we get these fetish pics. Yay. Whore.

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