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2011

25

Apr

The Hottest of the Rachel Bilson Bikini Pics of the Day

We’ve gone over this Rachel Bilson back with her husband from Star Wars, celebrating his birthday in Barbados with a larger girl who is probably his sister, who one of my good friends had sex with, but won’t have sex with anymore, he won’t even talk to her, even though I want him to, in order to get me invited to family functions as my life is all about mooching and bottom feeding…..cuz it’s all about me getting a head by making him give her head…not that it matters…

What matters is that this is the third bikini of the Rachel Bilson in a bikini weekend in barbados for Star Wars’ birthday and it’s the best…You can see her left pussy lip drooping, her hard nipples, it’s spectacular….As good as She Gets…

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2011

25

Apr

More Rachel Bilson in a Bikini of the Day

I already went through this Rachel Bilson escape from her captor gone wrong… I don’t think I need to relive it. But I will anyway, she ran off to Canada after the OC ended, instead of developing a public drinking and drug problem, passing up tons of opportunity to flash her cunt to the paparazzi, in exchange for being in the middle of nowhere Canada, only to be let out of her cage every once in a while to make California appearances so that she wasn’t enitrely forgotten, while finally deciding to escape the irrelevance of this dude from Star Wars to go out on her own, realizing, as many abducted people in cults do, that she can’t make it without him…she was so dependent that without him she was nothing…and now they are back together…probably already married and the whole thing is sad…..but not sad enough…cuz murder sucide gets better ratings….at least she’s in a bikini….cuz her personal life and relationships really don’t matter, what does matter is that she’s generally boring…but now she’s boring while half naked and that counts for something…I’m just not sure what….

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2011

25

Apr

Rachel Bilson in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Rachel Bilson is in Barados with her brain-washing Canadian who she threw away everything for, in a time when if she hadn’t thrown it away then, her life would have turned around now, and the highlight of her career wouldn’t be going to shitty film festivals as one of the guests cuz they feel obligated to invite her, like she is now, but instead the bitch in the movies winning awards….you know what I’m saying…Timing is everything, and thanks to her fiance, this bitch threw it all out, so after he gave her a few months to realize that she’s a nobody, and that nobody will love her like he did, she’s back with him, only now in a bikini celebrating Easter by hiding colored eggs in her twat from him to hunt,cuz that’s what bitches who don’t believe they can’t make it on their own, especially after the whiney bitch cries about his 30th birthday weekend falling on Easter Weekend, making her feel guilty enough to give him her cunt, cuz she’s been manipulated by a dude for so long, she does what he tell her to do…instinctively.

And as long as it is in a bikini, I don’t care who or what she’s fucking, cuz I don’t get to participate, even if sharing is caring…..and here she is sharing her bikini body with us…it may not be ideal, but it’s better than nothing, droppy Easter Egg filled vagina and all…

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2011

22

Mar

Rachel Bilson in Leggings of the Day

In the event you forgot, here’s a reminder that Rachel Bilson is fucking boring.

Seriously, I’ve never been so uninterested in looking at a picture of a bitch in a pair of leggigns.

That Star Wars dude really fucked up her potential at her prime….at 20, even no personality can be arrousing when flashing your cunt…now bitch is playing all mature and shit…and it makes me hate her. Something I am sure she is really affected by. You Know since I don’t matter and all…. FOLLOW ME

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2011

11

Mar

Rachel Bilson Boring IN Shorts of the Day

Rachel Bilson is a prime example of lost opportunity. I’m looking at these pictures and I’m more interested in fucking her crackhead lookin’ friend. It’s like she did the groundwork to be a huge fucking deal, you know with that show the OC, where she would outshine Mischa Barton daily, but when the shit got cancelled, she went and got engaged to some loser, choosing the low profile route, like she’s that fucking important and has any business being “Low Profile”, when she shoulda been out in bikinis, flashing tit, living the young starlet life….but instead she went and hid on a fucking farm in Canada only to end things there and come back to Hollywood as a 30 year old who just isn’t as fun to watch as a 24 year old..

That said, here she is boring in shorts for the Japan Earthquake/Tsunami…

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2011

18

Feb

Rachel Bilson’s Weird Fucking Hips Bore Me of the Day

Fuck Rachel Bilson is boring. I thought she’d turn her career around, and make up for year sof lost publicity stunt opportunity of slutting out for the paparazzi in bikinis like the other sluts when she escaped from Star Wars, but instead she’s just as fucking boring…making me notice all her flaws…like these triangular birthing hips that I don’t remember from when she was 18 and on the OC….End of an era. Who cares.

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2011

03

Feb

Rachel Bilson Lower Leg of the Day

Rachel Bilson was way more interesting when she was boring in a relationship cuz I could blame Star Wars for trapping her in some insanity that is my imagination…It entertained me when she escaped him to go back to LA to focus on her career in some hiking through the Siberian mountains for months to escape Russian communist rule shit…but it turns out she’s just as boring without him…leading me to think he’s not the problem, sure he’s a clown, but clowns are kinda funny if you’re not scared of them cuz one molested you as a child…she’s the problem and a boring bitch can never quite be saved…

Here are her ankles, cuz like a muslim man, sometimes that’s all it takes to get me going and I figure at least one of you is out there like me.

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2011

31

Jan

Rachel Bilson is a Boring Shopper of the Day

What the fuck am I supposed to write about some cunt celebrity in boring clothes shopping, other than that I want want to fuck her cuz she’s been marketed to me properly….especially since I The OC got me laid….cuz college girls are pretty easy…when you date rape them….

She’s not in her underwear, or in some exclusive sex videos Star Wars ex-husband put together in order to stay relevant when he realized that without him kidnapper her and locking her up in Canada, pretending it was a serious relationship, he’s just the dude who played Darth Vader who no one wants to hire and who no one cares about…

So she’s just boring at best, especailly in these pics…..and I can only hope she’s the kind of boring who let’s fucking loose in the bedroom to make up for how much she sucks in person…cuz it won’t belong before bitterness and desperation to pay the bills sets in for Star Wars and motherfucker delivers the goods…and until that happens, you’re stuck with this…and when it does happen, I hope it’s good enough to masturbate to cuz this fucking isn’t.

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2011

13

Jan

Rachel Bilson and her Box of the Day

Wrong box Rachel Bilson….no one cares about seeing you load your car with your bullshit purchases….except for maybe my friend who loves watching bitches in the grocery store load their cars in the parking lot enough to have purchased a mini van with good tints so he can jerk off when they do….we want to see your fucking vagina….

You’d think being recently single from having been held captive by that weird Canadian no one cares about would make her a little more into flashing the fucking goods to get a little male attention…I guess she’s just a little rusty….

So here are those pics for my perverted shopping center parking lot creeper….even though he’s got an endless supply of the real thing…

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2010

09

Nov

Rachel Bilson and Kate Bosworth Lookin’ Hot on Set of the Day

I generally hate celebrity pussy because I made my life about looking at their pictures all day in some self destructive, self abusive, self sabotaging way. Cuz really before this site, I knew nothing about celebrity, I didn’t care to know about celebrity, and I found the whole celebrity thing a waste of time and boring. I was much more into real life bitches I could get drunk and molest.

But for some reason, since Rachel Bilson ended her relationship with her handler in Canada. The creepy dude from Star Wars who snuffed out her work cuz he wasn’t getting work but locking her in a cage on his farm….I’m really diggin’ her.

Maybe it’s the memories of The OC, when I used to watch the shit to seduce college girls awkwardly back during season 1, or maybe it’s cuz I like the smell of pussy when it’s let free….ready to make up for lost time…unfortunately not with me…but I didn’t expect it to be with me…so I’m not let down…I’m more of a voyeur anyway….sex is just too physically challenging for my weight class.

Kate Bosworth is in the mix too cuz she’s in a tight dress, they are filming a movie together and I figured she was worthy of getting in on this Rachel Bilson stroking post…

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2010

08

Nov

Rachel Bilson’s Fat Manager of the Day

Behind every hot girl I want to fuck, there’s a fat chick. A fat chick who gets in the fucking way of me trying to trick, drug, seduce the hot girl I want to fuck into fucking…because for some reason I was always the guy who came along the night the fat chick decided she wanted dick and was tired of all the dick running to her hot friend…

You know the night the fat chick and her friends had a meeting before going out deciding that tonight was the fat chick’s night of glory and the hot girl was not going to get in the way of that….she was actually going to help the fat chick get cock…because as her friend she was tired of hearing her whine and because the hot girl wasn’t really looking for cock, since she was hot and kinda had her choice in who she brought home in every facet of life, generally not needing some pervert she found in a bar…

I guess what’s in it for Bilson, or other hot girls with fat friends is that it makes them look tiny and fit….they get to be the pretty ones who get all the attention, except on the nights I met them, because I know if I met these girls in a bar, I’d probably be going home alone cuz the fat manager no one wants knows she can do better….or worse, I’d be tricked into going home with her….you know cuz of that whole vagina, no matter how buried it is still being a vagina….

It’s happened many times and I do it, even though I don’t believe getting laid is getting laid, or pussy is pussy, it’s actually fucking traumatic. I don’t like it and I am proud of it. It’s just one of those take what I can get, low expectations cuz I deserve the fat manager and not the hot one cuz a defeatist attitudes manages my failures without jumping in front of a train…

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2010

02

Nov

Rachel Bilson is Buying Lingerie for a New Man of the Day

This is some real fascinating shit. It was so fascinating that I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t report it. Rachel Bilson bought something at a lingerie store, so it is safe to say she got something sexy for a new man, because everyone knows girls don’t wear lingerie, underwear or bras unless it is to impress new cock.

I am really only posting these pics cuz I find Rachel Bilson hot. She is well preserved cuz of her stint in Canada with a dude who pretty much kidnapped her and the though of lingerie on her, excites me.

I am not posting this because she’s actually fucking a new guy and dressing up for him like some ambitious actor tryin’ to impress. Because I assume all girls start fucking new guys within a week after breaking up, because girls plan break-ups and line up new cock before they officially end things and girls, as decent and put together as they seem are all sluts.

I just think this is hardly a news story or even postworthy, unless the bitch is in the lingerie, cuz that’s really all I want to see of Rachel Bilson, we’ve done the clothed thing too fucking long….

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2010

18

Oct

Rachel Bilson’s Comeback Tour Continues of the Day

I think Rachel Bilson is the fucking future of Hollywood. She’s come back to claim what was once hers before the cunt from Star Wars stole her, brain washed her, locked her in a barn in Canada, before she made her escape. She’s stylish, she’s good to look at, she’s got potential to not wear panties to events, or wear bikinis during her vacation and unfortunately that’s good enough for me….

You see, I’m always more into these starlets, or hasbeens, or soon-to-bes when they aren’t slutty as fuck…it’s like how arabs get boners and fuck donkey’s after accidentally seeing a bitch’s angle….only on a way more desensitized from the internet that my dick doesn’t work level….

She’s hot. She’s gonna be the next big thing. She’s back from the dead. Here are her pics…

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2010

18

Oct

Rachel Bilson Comeback Tour of the Day

This is a great example of letting go of some serious baggage and everything kinda falling into place…in her case it was an overbearing jealous pussy of a fiance who brainwashed her and trapped her…taking away her chance to blossom into a hot little starlet slut….who at the time was all the rage…and in my case it would be stopping this blog to focus on something legit….but unlike Bilson, I’m not about to go out there and make something of myself.. cuz I don’t have the tits and hotness or money to make everyone want to fuck me…cuz my new freedom wouldn’t be as hot….

Seriously, she’s the next big thing who already was, but who turned her back on shit, to live a horrible life with a horrible person, but she’s back….

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2010

27

Sep

Rachel Bilson’s Showing Off Ass of the Day

I have ranted about how Rachel Bilson being single is the best thing that has ever happened to her, since the oppressive loser who sold his soul and career to Star Wars can’t brain wash her anymore and she can reverse the damage done, cuz she’s not too old to jump into the celeb game as seductive paparazzi manipulating pussy, so we haven’t entirely lost her….

I have also been the strippers so many times in my life, that I know their move to pick up something their purse at the end of the routine, it’s like the first lesson in the stripper’s manual I wrote 10 years ago and never published cuz I realized you only need to know 4 things to be a stripper, the way they bend over being one of those for things….It’s to make ass and pussy look ideal, and I can tell you that if Rachel Bilson says she isn’t pulling the same move on purpose, like this wasn’t strategized for the cameras, to get noticed, she’s fucking lying…

So here she is in shorts, bulling the stripper move, so people talk about her “innocent” ass hustle, which I guess is more subtle and fun than her being obvious about the shit….even if I like spread naked ass cheeks better than ass cheeks hiding in shorts…but I guess this isn’t about me…

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