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2011

10

May

Some Pussy at Some Fashion Event of the Day

Here’s some bitches at some fashion event all dressed up to look fashionable for the judgemental gays that run the fashion industry….cuz that’s what fahsionable bullshit is all about…you know being seen and noticed and that’s why I want to get invited to the shit to show up in cum stained sweatpants and an embarrassingly small erection for the models all while scaring off the gays….

Blake Lively in a tight outfit…..

Some bitch named Poppy Delevigne in some great shorts…

Rachel Bilson in some short leather shorts….

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2011

25

Apr

The Hottest of the Rachel Bilson Bikini Pics of the Day

We’ve gone over this Rachel Bilson back with her husband from Star Wars, celebrating his birthday in Barbados with a larger girl who is probably his sister, who one of my good friends had sex with, but won’t have sex with anymore, he won’t even talk to her, even though I want him to, in order to get me invited to family functions as my life is all about mooching and bottom feeding…..cuz it’s all about me getting a head by making him give her head…not that it matters…

What matters is that this is the third bikini of the Rachel Bilson in a bikini weekend in barbados for Star Wars’ birthday and it’s the best…You can see her left pussy lip drooping, her hard nipples, it’s spectacular….As good as She Gets…

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2011

25

Apr

More Rachel Bilson in a Bikini of the Day

I already went through this Rachel Bilson escape from her captor gone wrong… I don’t think I need to relive it. But I will anyway, she ran off to Canada after the OC ended, instead of developing a public drinking and drug problem, passing up tons of opportunity to flash her cunt to the paparazzi, in exchange for being in the middle of nowhere Canada, only to be let out of her cage every once in a while to make California appearances so that she wasn’t enitrely forgotten, while finally deciding to escape the irrelevance of this dude from Star Wars to go out on her own, realizing, as many abducted people in cults do, that she can’t make it without him…she was so dependent that without him she was nothing…and now they are back together…probably already married and the whole thing is sad…..but not sad enough…cuz murder sucide gets better ratings….at least she’s in a bikini….cuz her personal life and relationships really don’t matter, what does matter is that she’s generally boring…but now she’s boring while half naked and that counts for something…I’m just not sure what….

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2011

25

Apr

Rachel Bilson in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Rachel Bilson is in Barados with her brain-washing Canadian who she threw away everything for, in a time when if she hadn’t thrown it away then, her life would have turned around now, and the highlight of her career wouldn’t be going to shitty film festivals as one of the guests cuz they feel obligated to invite her, like she is now, but instead the bitch in the movies winning awards….you know what I’m saying…Timing is everything, and thanks to her fiance, this bitch threw it all out, so after he gave her a few months to realize that she’s a nobody, and that nobody will love her like he did, she’s back with him, only now in a bikini celebrating Easter by hiding colored eggs in her twat from him to hunt,cuz that’s what bitches who don’t believe they can’t make it on their own, especially after the whiney bitch cries about his 30th birthday weekend falling on Easter Weekend, making her feel guilty enough to give him her cunt, cuz she’s been manipulated by a dude for so long, she does what he tell her to do…instinctively.

And as long as it is in a bikini, I don’t care who or what she’s fucking, cuz I don’t get to participate, even if sharing is caring…..and here she is sharing her bikini body with us…it may not be ideal, but it’s better than nothing, droppy Easter Egg filled vagina and all…

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2011

22

Mar

Rachel Bilson in Leggings of the Day

In the event you forgot, here’s a reminder that Rachel Bilson is fucking boring.

Seriously, I’ve never been so uninterested in looking at a picture of a bitch in a pair of leggigns.

That Star Wars dude really fucked up her potential at her prime….at 20, even no personality can be arrousing when flashing your cunt…now bitch is playing all mature and shit…and it makes me hate her. Something I am sure she is really affected by. You Know since I don’t matter and all…. FOLLOW ME

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2011

11

Mar

Rachel Bilson Boring IN Shorts of the Day

Rachel Bilson is a prime example of lost opportunity. I’m looking at these pictures and I’m more interested in fucking her crackhead lookin’ friend. It’s like she did the groundwork to be a huge fucking deal, you know with that show the OC, where she would outshine Mischa Barton daily, but when the shit got cancelled, she went and got engaged to some loser, choosing the low profile route, like she’s that fucking important and has any business being “Low Profile”, when she shoulda been out in bikinis, flashing tit, living the young starlet life….but instead she went and hid on a fucking farm in Canada only to end things there and come back to Hollywood as a 30 year old who just isn’t as fun to watch as a 24 year old..

That said, here she is boring in shorts for the Japan Earthquake/Tsunami…

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2011

18

Feb

Rachel Bilson’s Weird Fucking Hips Bore Me of the Day

Fuck Rachel Bilson is boring. I thought she’d turn her career around, and make up for year sof lost publicity stunt opportunity of slutting out for the paparazzi in bikinis like the other sluts when she escaped from Star Wars, but instead she’s just as fucking boring…making me notice all her flaws…like these triangular birthing hips that I don’t remember from when she was 18 and on the OC….End of an era. Who cares.

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2011

03

Feb

Rachel Bilson Lower Leg of the Day

Rachel Bilson was way more interesting when she was boring in a relationship cuz I could blame Star Wars for trapping her in some insanity that is my imagination…It entertained me when she escaped him to go back to LA to focus on her career in some hiking through the Siberian mountains for months to escape Russian communist rule shit…but it turns out she’s just as boring without him…leading me to think he’s not the problem, sure he’s a clown, but clowns are kinda funny if you’re not scared of them cuz one molested you as a child…she’s the problem and a boring bitch can never quite be saved…

Here are her ankles, cuz like a muslim man, sometimes that’s all it takes to get me going and I figure at least one of you is out there like me.

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2011

31

Jan

Rachel Bilson is a Boring Shopper of the Day

What the fuck am I supposed to write about some cunt celebrity in boring clothes shopping, other than that I want want to fuck her cuz she’s been marketed to me properly….especially since I The OC got me laid….cuz college girls are pretty easy…when you date rape them….

She’s not in her underwear, or in some exclusive sex videos Star Wars ex-husband put together in order to stay relevant when he realized that without him kidnapper her and locking her up in Canada, pretending it was a serious relationship, he’s just the dude who played Darth Vader who no one wants to hire and who no one cares about…

So she’s just boring at best, especailly in these pics…..and I can only hope she’s the kind of boring who let’s fucking loose in the bedroom to make up for how much she sucks in person…cuz it won’t belong before bitterness and desperation to pay the bills sets in for Star Wars and motherfucker delivers the goods…and until that happens, you’re stuck with this…and when it does happen, I hope it’s good enough to masturbate to cuz this fucking isn’t.

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