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Archive for the Rachel Bilson Category

2010

04

Jun

Rachel Bilson Dresses Up to Get Some Work of the Day

Rachel Bilson bores me…even when she’s all dressed up meeting with her agent cuz I guess she realizes it’s time to start working again and the 5 year vacation…it’s like all I see is a pussy that hasn’t got drunk and flashed her pussy…or even got drunk and flashed her tit…she hasn’t had any scandals, other than getting engaged to a Canadian, and it pisses me off. I want to see her pussy and I want to see it now…She chose the hollywood life….now she needs to live the fuck up to it. Show us your cunt already you boring fucking pig.

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2010

03

Jun

Rachel Bilson’s Thick Hips in Tight Jeans Shows Off Her Box of the Day

I don’t know what that Canadian Farm Boy from Star Wars did to Rachel Bilson….I don’t know what kind of spell he’s got her under so that she doesn’t get off her ass and become the Hollywood slut she was destined to be…but I do know that nothing lasts forever and that she will realize all the fun, work and goodtimes she’s missing out on by being with his boring, miserable self…She’s looking thicker, stalkier, dull and like she’s given the fuck up. She’s lost her edge, soon she’ll be in her 30s and starting a family and all the greatness that could have been totally lost….I mean I can’t even get hard while she’s out on the street flashing her box…cuz the box she’s flashing is an actual fucking box and not the young starlet with no panties on box I want to see. It’s depressing.

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2010

14

May

Rachel Bilson Sloppy of the Day

Whenever I see Rachel Bilson I feel like I am walking into a teenager’s funeral. One of those “what a waste, he was so young and had so much to live for, but he threw it all away by doing a stupid fucking stunt that any sober person would have realized would have ended like this”….

It’s like she had everything going for her, all the stars were alligned, she wrapped some bullshit show that got her into the mainstream, dudes were jerking off to her, she the right age to peak with this whole Celebrity Gossip Blog movement that helped the Paris, Nicole, Kim Kardashian, Lohan, Spears and Brittany Murphey’s of the world get even higher profile, where everyone would forget about Summer from the OC and meet Rachel Bilson the hot party girl who flashes we all want to fuck…..but instead she got brainwashed by the dude in Star Wars and now the public appearances she makes look like this….sloppy enough that no other boys will look at her…cuz Star Wars doesn’t like when guys look at her cuz he is scared she’ll like them back since he’s done nothing since Star Wars….

And the whole thing coulda worked out a lot better for her, but instead she chose a relationship that might as well have been a fucking suicide……

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2010

09

Apr

Rachel Bilson’s Showin’ Off Tits of the Day

I can pretty much guarantee that Rache Bilson is not getting married to that loser from Canada. The only reason the break-up hasn’t been reported is because no one really gives a fuck about him and he is so insignificant that people don’t even remember she’s supposed to be getting married….the virgin losers just know him as the guy who killed Darth Vader, while I see him as the guy who turned Rachel Bilson from an eligible slutty starlet, to some sweater wearing boring wasted pussy, but the last few weeks she’s been making appearances and this one of her dress that looks like it could be a bra makes it pretty clear she’s out for cock and you know her insecure reject from hollywood would never allow this if he was still in the picture because it may attract men who will remind her how insignificant the guy she is planning on married is….tempting her to move the fuck on…because even she knows how pathetic the motherfucker is, she just felt obligated to stay with him, kinda like any girl who has ended up with you…

Either way, she’s still hot, she’s still got it in her and I’m ready for her fall into a wild slut phase cuz I’ve been ready to see this bitch naked for a long time…let’s just hope she brings it….

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2010

07

Apr

Rachel Bilson Pumps Gas of the Day

I have a feeling that part of Rachel Bilson wants to turn that gas pump on herself, shove in it her pussy and light the shit on fire as a punishment for commiting herself to that loser from Star Wars who has kidnapped and brainwashed her, forcing her to have no fun and in turn the scars would force him to have no fun, cuz a wife with a burnt up pussy is a wife who doesn’t like getting fucked….

I have a feeling she’s breaking free from his wrath and is slowly giving into her slut instinct by trying to wear hoisery….she just needs to loose the stupid shorts…

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Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Shorts

2010

02

Apr

Rachel Bilson is Hopefully Cheating on her Loser of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…the worst thing that has happened to Rachel Bilson is that she got engaged to some loser one-hit wonder who no one cares about and he knows it, so he’s brainwashed her into thinking they have something special and that he loves her for who she is and not what she is, in some kind of Megan Fox and David from 90210 shit, that just hold these bitches back from rockin’ their full potential, but the good news is that she’s goin in for a hug with some dirtbag motherfucker who looks like the kind of guy who jerks off to watching his girl fuck other dudes, so let’s hope this is her new cock, one that is more fun, less uptight that let’s her out of her fuckin’ cage, cuz I see potential for this pussy, it’s just being snuffed the fuck out but a jealous freak trying to make her move to his farm in Canada to escape the limelight she should be knee deep in already…the same farm I hope he’s at right now looking at these pictures raging with jealousy….

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2010

11

Mar

Rachel Bilson and Her Lesbian Sweater of the Day

I think her Canadian keeper has really succeeded at making Rachel Bilson boring as fuck. It’s like he’s kidnapped her sex appeal and locked it up in his fucking igloo or someshit so that no other guy looks at her or tries to fuck her. He’s even gone so far as to dress her in some native influenced sweater that you may or may not have seen every dyke wear this winter and when lesbians wear the shit, you know it’s not really something that girls are wearing to give boners. Good job Darth Vader…what don’t you fucking ruin? I guess we can only hope he gets in a snowmobile accident, or that he drives into a fucking moose or something while she’s in LA working, so that he’ll officially back the fuck off.

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Posted in:Lesbian|Rachel Bilson|Sweater

2010

09

Mar

Rachel Bilson in a Tight Dress of the Day

Rachel Bilson is engaged to that annoying emo bitch of an actor from Star Wars, and he has kidnapped her, brainwashed her, surpressed her potential in being interesting by scaring her into thinking he will leave her, despite the fact that she can do better than him, but she doesn’t know that, thanks to his strategic lowering of her self-esteem, that’s left her feeling like she’s nothing without him. It has lead to a whole lot of boring out of her, so much boring that this outfit is probably her best, and all you can barely see her cleavage, making it really not that great, so everyone thank the new Darth Vader for ruining not only ruining Star Wars for the geeks, but also Rachel Bilson for everyone, you cunt…

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2010

05

Mar

Rachel Bilson is Fucking Boring of the Day

Fuck you Rachel Bilson, for seducing me early on in your career, and giving me hope that you’d be naked in movies, or at least in the party scene, feeding my fantasies at least a little, but instead you just got engaged, got boring and mock me with your conservative outfits, when I know under all that bullshit is a pussy that likes to be ravaged…it’s really insulting that she can live the good life off a cocktease….we need to start a revolt and make the bitch regain our trust to deserve our attention…any more of these boring bullshit pictures and I’m going to be forced to start putting all my energy in ruining this girl. First, I will be applying for a restraining order against her because my sex drive feels threatened by her constant boring pictures and then I am going to start a strongly worded petition that every man who likes fucking pussy will sign because this is seriously a waste of a perfectly good vagina…..and then someone should make her Canadian husband from Star Wars cheat on her so she can move on, the only access I have to him is through his sister who my friend fucked on a carpeted apartment floor in Toronto and humiliated her enough to make her hate both him and me, so we need another insider to start sending whores his way…then we’ll get Bilson back where she belongs, only with more emotional damage, something that always makes a bitch more slutty but until that happens, I hate her…

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Posted in:Boring|Rachel Bilson

2010

26

Feb

Rachel Bilson Gives Us a Glimpse of her Ass of the Day

Rachel Bilson bores the fuck out of me. She’s one of those young actors who I wanted to fuck when she was on the OC because of her cute little voice I wanted to muffle by shoving my balls in her mouth, but instead of turning into an attention whore addicted to fame and cocaine and partying, she got engaged to some boring dude from Star Wars to live a simple life in Canada on a farm and when she does make appearances, because I assume she still works as an actor and spends time in LA, she looks like this, boring and plain and the only thing she gives us to try to jerk off to the memory of her, is a fuckin ass check barely visible and that’s real fucking shitty of her. She needs to give more to the people who gave her a fucking career and the good life her bank account reminds her about daily. Cunt.

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Posted in:Ass|Rachel Bilson

2010

02

Feb

Rachel Bilson is Boring as Fuck of the Day

Rachel Bilson is pretty fucking boring. She could have really done something with her life like publically humilate herself – develop a drug addiction – release a sex tape – turn to porn – show up to events half naked or flash the world her little brunette pussy…The world was her fucking oyster and instead she ran off and got engaged or married to fucking Luke Skywalker and live a quiet life on a farm in Canada, under the radar and not in the party scene making her waste of fucking time….

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2009

02

Dec

Rachel Bilson’s Sex Scene for Funny or Die of the Day

I figure Rachel BIlson is worth fucking, despite the whole marrying that dude from Star Wars glitch in her life, but I was down with her on The OC, but in my defense, compared to Mischa Barton and her sloppy fucking ass the jewish dude and his dad from LA Law were second in line…..

Either way, this sex tape scene for Funny or Die to promote the new Rachel Bilson movie was probably the best Funny or Die video to date, which may not be saying much because I fucking hate Funny or Die, WIll Farrell and their marketing guy who never links to me even after begging me to post his videos….but it is a sign that maybe they are moving away from candy-coated Saturday Night Live boring humor and into the right direction into smuttier, racier shit the internet wants. See they’ve got the celebrity hook-ups and big budgets….they just need the balls to push the fucking limits a little….

That said, they should probably offer me a job as a consultant. I could use the constant income.

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2009

06

Nov

Rachel Bilson Does Poster Board of the Day

Rachel Bilson was out buying suplies to make a poster, I’m thinkin’ it’s a “lost, Reward if Found” poster for her career….

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2009

04

Nov

Rachel Bilson is Skinny For Flaunt of the Day

The good thing about this photoshoot of Rachel Bilson for Flaunt magazine is that they photoshopped her fat, gonna be married, saddle bags off and made her look, thin long and luxurious like celebrity pussy is supposed to look….

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2009

27

Oct

Rachel Bilson and Her Saddle Bags of the DAy

I am not a stylist, but I do have a penis, and my penis tells me that this pig of a woman needs to rock a pair of baggier pants or at least develop an eating disoder, because she is reminding me of my early childhood back in Mexico when the local vendor would pile up all his clay on the back of a fucking donkey, the same donkey my mom’s friends would fuck on stage for gringos, and I’ll tell you it’s not leaving a good taste in my mouth.

Sure, I know, hips and curves are supposed to be sexy and erotic, but I think that’s just propoganda the junk food and fast food companies are pushing on bitches so that they keep buying and sales don’t go to shit….or maybe this is just the product of aging and being engaged, a sign of what is to come, another bitch I wanted to fuck when she was on TV bites the dust kind of thing….

Either way, I’m not a fan…

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