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2012

05

Jan

Reese Witherspoon’s Dumpy Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

I know what the internet doesn’t need….more pictures of Reese Witherspoon’s sloppy mom ass in leggings or “work out gear” that based on her sloppy ass…she clearly doesn’t use to workout…but pretends she does…unless she just has bad genes, bad diet, and fucked up hormonal issues thanks to birthing of her own Christian Army something else she pretends she’s into with weekly trips to church… cuz that’s what God would want of her…along with divorce, home wrecking pre marital sex….and the sleaze that comes with being a narcissit in Hollywood….crazy Jesus people and their bad asses…can’t get enough of them…and the way they look like they’ve shit themselves a big sloppy shit….it’s luxury.

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2012

03

Jan

Reese Witherspoon’s Sloppy Bikini Ass of hte DAy

If you’ve ever wondered why Ryan Phillippe’s fucking hot young pussy….Reese Witherspoon is the reason why…..I mean sure dude’s got money, had a career, people find him hot…but he was a devoted family man after being entrapped by this full of shit southern christian pig on her first movie role, who at the time probably was insecure in her fatness and assumed she’d never end up making it in Hollywood and that this Cruel Intentions ig was just fucking fluke and amazing….so she got knocked up and he stuck with her…but the older she got, the more famous she got, the more annoying she got, the more full of shit she got and the sloppier cunt she got….never trust a jogger who looks like such a pile of fat shit…the only way she’s a jogger that makes sense is if she runs to the dessert cart at copetitive eating contests…….

And here she is rocking her middle aged body contouring bikini bottoms…


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2011

19

Dec

Reese Witherspoon’s See Through Shirt Cuz She’s a Christian Harlot of the Day

Reese Witherspoon is the dumpy full of shit Jesus lover who got knocked up on the set of Cruel Intentions, forced a motherfucker to marry her, pumped out 10 kids, only to cheat on the motherfucker with another dude, all while pretending to be the wholesome church goer….and now she’s out showing off her gut like it is a veiled Italian widow….waiting to die….and that may be porn to you…but it’s not good to me…posting it anyway…

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2011

08

Dec

Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe of the Day

Nothing makes Reese Witherspoon look less dumpy than she clearly is…despite all her jogging….or all the work out clothes she wears than a fat upper pussy gunt with a lower pussy sucking up her pants like it is a vaccuum or more likely a blackhole that takes in sin like sex out of wedlock….and spits it out in her weekly visits to church like a good Christian..only to get run over cuz even her God hates her….as do I because the bitch is a lie….she’s not cute, she’s old and annoying…but a camel toe, as disgusting as they can get, is still a cameltoe…

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2011

23

Nov

Reese Witherspoon is a Dumpy Mom of 12 of the Day

No matter how much this pig worksout, she’ll always be a fucking pig. I don’t get it. Maybe she should lay off the dairy products, or the deep south where she’s from fried foods. Maybe she should stop putting her faith in Jesus like the good Mormon or whatever the fuck she pretends to be, all going to church all the time, despite living her life filled with divorce and sex out of wedlock…..She’s hollywood trash playing wholesome southern woman, who if in fact was a wholesome southern woman, she wouldn’t be in Hollywood…..

So here she is in workout clothes looking dumpy as shit, confusing all of us, but expecting her to blame it on getting run over a few weeks ago, cuz that’s just what fat women do…they make excuses….

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2011

07

Nov

Some Celebrity’s, Mainly Named Kate at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited to of the Day

Oh shit here was a Kate Party…..and I wasn’t invited….because I don’t get invited to anything, but also because my name isn’t Kate…except in certain circles like when I was in prison but I’d rather not get into those dark and painful to walk years….

Kate Beckinsale, Kate Bowsworth and Kate Hudson showed off some the tit and bodies they had, and also let a couple other twats passed security, like Reese Witherspoon and Olivia Wilde, cuz they feel sorry for them for obvious reasons…..

Here are the pics…

Kate Beckinsale Busting Out

Kate Hudson and her Mom Implants

Kate Bosworth Skinny Goodness

Oh and Reese Witherspoon was there

Reese Witherspoon Busted…

So was Olivia Wilde…cuz she already named herself ofter Oscar Wilde, what more does she need to do to get relevant in Hollywood…ya know….

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2011

19

Aug

Reese Witherspoon Beach pictures of the Day

I don’t have the right to post the Reese Witherspoon picture, but I figure I did a good job with the dramatization / artist rendition I decided to run with, because no matter how much she runs, she’s always got the body of a mom of 4 who likes cookies way too much…but for some reason, I assume based on horniness and the viagra…I took this morning that forced me to walk around hard and sore testicled all day….That must beit…cuz there’s no way I’d ever jerk off to this pig…except maybe today….fuck you pervert inside me who makes me want to fuck everything that moves….

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2011

15

Aug

Reese Witherspoon’s Naughty Uterus Tattoo of the Day

A couple of weeks ago I was talking about Reese Witherspoon getting married a second time like a good little Christian who goes to church and has sex out of wedlock cuz she’s actually bullshit as all actors are.. enough to get knocked up, leaving her no choice but to get married to make the whole thing as authentic as her slutty uterus tattoo all lesbian dolphin hugging….

So it’s only natural that I’ve been craving to see pics of her in a bikini to really embrace her sloppy body and take it all in in one massive question mark when compared to how many pics I’ve posted of her compulsively jogging for the press so that we don’t call her out for being a chubby piggy girl…

So my dreams have been answered, cuz middle aged moms who may be pregnant in bikinis are my dream….but I’ve never been one for having big dreams…if anything my dreams have been pretty low level bottom feeder….so it all makes sense…

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2011

13

Jul

Reese Witherspoon is Probably Pregnant of the Day

I don’t care that Reese Witherspoon is pregnant, cuz I don’t give a fuck about Reese Witherspoon. She’s totally overrated…

Not to mention, I could have told you these breeding cunt from the heartland was pregnant back when she got re-married, if I bothered paying attention that she got remarried, cuz these Christian freaks all do the whole shotgum wedding as to not be judged and sent to hell…despite us all knowing hell is where she belongs for being so irritating….

Not to mention, I stopped noticing her when she was the fat girl on Cruel Intentions who trapped the heartthrob by getting her slut pussy knocked up, leading to her becoming a baby factory…..

She’s dull, she’s just a fat chick who jogs to not be a fat chick, I can tell by her face, and fat chicks never deserve this kind of celebrity, cuz fat chick is a state of fucking mind motherfucker…one that belongs alone and suicidal….or doing salsa lessons and online dating, hoping a dude will accidentally drop load in you so you too can be a Reese Witherspoon….only her KKK ass would never go black…and you’re limited in your options…If you know what I mean….

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