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2011

04

Apr

Reese Witherspoon on the cover of Elle UK in a One Piece of the Day

Reese Witherspoon is on of those chicks who other chicks really find hot but who leaves guys wondering what the fuck all they hype is about. It’s like sure she’s not horrible looking, sure, she’s horrible cuz she trapped her first husband by being horrible and getting knocked up, like insecure doughy girls have done for decades before her, and she’s horrible with all her church going Southern bullshit, and she’s horrible for being seen jogging all the time, but always managing to stay fat and sloppy like she’s had one too many biscuits…down at the plantation house…

Here she is on the cover of Elle UK, in a one piece, even when she should be wearing pants, where I am sure she talked a whole lot of bullshit about her relationships and recent marriages, cuz that’s just the kind of useless twat starving for attention but not starving at all, she is…. if you know what you mean…FOLLOW ME

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2011

15

Mar

Reese Witherspoon is a Monster Without Makeup On of the Day

Lovely.

I never wondered why Ryan Philippe escaped this monster….and now you don’t have to either, in the event you are one of those weirdos who thought this bitch was hot, cuz maybe you have low standards, or maybe she reminds you of her weathered, hard working, tired mom or some shit, but I’ve always seen the truth, she fucked Philippe on set, and got knocked up and used him to knock her up 10 more times cuz he’s a nice guy like that, but nice only goes so far… I didn’t need her out without movie magic make-up to figure out the mystery of why she was famous or even why she was some sort of sex symbol to some real weird people, I knew it was all great high budget marketing and PR….

Take this picture in, cuz it’s a lot of picture to process. Seriously. This is disgusting, scary and amazing all at the same time.


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2011

25

Feb

Reese Witherspoon Mom Ass in Whore Boots in Tight Pants of the Day

Here’s the ass Ryan Phillipe gave up to fuck substantially hotter pussy. He clearly made the right decision…

I figure I should just put these pictures up to remind a motherfucker if you’ve ever been trapped by a porky bitch who you accidentally knocked up when working together, you don’t have to play hero and be a good guy and responsible father, you can put the bitch in her place and move the fuck onto hotter younger pussy without any remorse…cuz you gotta remember bitch trapped you in the first place to begin with and there’s nothing decent about kidnappin’….especially when she used your sperm against you…

A more important question to ask yourself about this Reese Witherspoon is whether or not she’s inserted her Oscar she didn’t deserver inside her mom pussy, like this crazy Catholic girl I used to fuck used to do with her Mother Mary statue and if so does she use a condom or is she into the cold metal cuz it makes her feel alive….

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2011

13

Jan

Reese Witherspoon Helps the Homeless When the Paparazzi is Watching of the Day

It’s always nice to see a celebrity reaching out to help less fortunate people when they know the paparazzi are taking pictures of them, you know to let the world know they aren’t greedy shallow cunt you’d expect them to be, I mean she looks so natural in these pictures, she looks so comfortable, like she’s with an old buddy and not like she’s about to get raped by hepatitis dick…

Hollywood is bullshit…I wouldn’t be surprised if this dude was a hired actor to help her with her image….

Not that it matters…

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2011

04

Jan

Reese Witherspoon is Jogging in Tight Pants of the Day

Personally, I prefer my ladies to ne too weak to run. You know, it makes seducing them a lot easier, you know it lets you really take what is rightfully yours cuz they can’t escape kind of thing….I also prefer my women to not be sloppy looking baby factories with bloated Downs Syndrome lookin’ faces in their early 40s.

So I guess these pictures really aren’t quite for me but instead for the hundreds of idiots who think Reese Witherspoon is anything but the Miss Piggy she looks like…

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2010

26

Oct

Reese Witherspoon Showing Off Legs of the Day

You know it’s a boring day when you find yourself sitting outside the grocery store watching mom’s shop through the window then seeing them walking to their cars with their bags…and being rudely disturbed by the security guard because you’ve been there for 6 hours cuz you don’t want to go home and this is more interesting than anything else you can think of doing on a Saturday…..Well, these are the picture version of that. It’s like some leg is all the excitment you get in your miserbale existance….and that le isnt even worth wanting to mount on your perver wall in your head after you’re done thinking dirty thoughts about her cuz she won’t actually fuck you cuz you’re the creepy guy always on that bench…hell, she won’t even let you help her with her bags cuz she’s scared you’re going to rob, rape, kidnap her thanks to all the other migrant looking motherfuckers who ruined it for the good ones….

Here’s Reese Witherspoon fuckin’ suckin and not in a good way.

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2009

16

Jun

Reese Witherspoon’s Got Herself a Black Slave of the Day

I guess it’s coded into her genetics that she as a Southern girl she needs herself a negro to do her dirty work for her, it’s just the way it’s been year after year. This looks like some moderate slave work, you know she makes the bitch run against her and lose on purpose, because you all know a fat white chick can’t really win a speed race with a black girl of any level of fitness, and this whole victory walk looks lke some best friend shit on the surface, but trust me, behind closed doors, one of these bitches is getting whipped into compliance and it’s not the blonde Academy Award winner. Trust me on that one.

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2009

28

May

Reese Witherspoon Practices Softball for a Movie Not For Lesbianism of the Day

I wonder if Reese Witherspoon took her role in Legally Blonde as seriously as she is for this softball movie, where she, like other lesbians I know, is training hard.

I don’t really get the appeal of softball. There’s a league that plays near my house and sometimes I walk by them and see if there is any decent pussy or asses, usually there isn’t. One of the teams is a group of bull dykes and the other one I saw was a group of awkward, non-athletic jewish women who I guess are unmarried career girls, who are done with college and trying to find ways to entertain themselves and stay connected with old friends, and the whole thing is pretty fucking boring to watch, so I assume a movie on the shit, starring Academy Award winning Reese Witherspoon is going to fuckin suck.

Here she is practicing.

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2009

20

Apr

Reese Witherspoon Does Some Softball Training of the Day

This one is for the dudes who don’t want to admit they like dudes. You know the kind of guy who spends their weekends watching baseball, telling concerned family and friends, that this obsession is because it is America’s national sport and represents everything American’s stand for (being lazy), when in reality they are watching the shit for the tight pants.

You know this way you can watch Reese Witherspoon pull all your favorites moves and jerk off to it like you want to jerk off the MLB, but can’t because it’ll mean you’re gay, but doing it to Reese Witherspoon just means you have no fucking taste.

I am also posting it because I like the way she looks like she’s catching her mom-tit while getting dirt kicked up in her face like she wasn’t practicing for a part in a movie like she was Rosie O’Donnell, but was practicing to be treated like the worthless whore she is. Amazing.

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2009

07

Jan

Reese Witherspoon’s Mom Ass Fighting The Fat of the Day

Reese Witherspoon is constantly out fighting her her obvious fate as a fat Southern mom and grandma, by the looks of these pictures of her working out, her ass is winning. Kinda like her vagina won in the fight to lock Ryan Phillippe down by getting pregnant during a drunken hook up while on the Cruel Intentions set, but they aren’t together now, and either is her new boyfriend and his one true love Heath Ledger, so I guess things that aren’t meant to be just find a way to not be, and soon she’ll be trading in these workout pants in for a pair of elastic band jeans from the plus sized store but not to work out in, just to walk around in, because that’s what happens when they don’t make clothes in your size. Just ask my wife..

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