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2015

14

Jan

Rihanna’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

Rihanna was in Beverly Hills, because she’s famous, and that’s what famous people do….and she was in a pair of leggings, because that’s what girls wear… that showed off a dimple of cellulite in her ass, because all girls have cellulite, especially when they are in their mid 20s, bottom heavy dump trucks like Rihanna, who are usually more into showing off their tits….because they remind her of being a hooker of her youth…


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2015

13

Jan

Rihanna’s Nipple Watches Boxing for her Owner of the Day

Here are some pictures of Rihanna at some Roc Nation boxing match, because Jay Z being the magnate that he is, now owns a sports promotion company, and is up on some Floyd Mayweather shit, in efforts to become a multi-Billionaire a few times over, because why the fuck not, it’s easy to do….once you’re already this far..

The joke in all this isn’t that Rihanna is there with friend of the site Jake Gyllenhaal, who you can assume was there to see topless men touching, the jokes is that the owner of the event, is also her owner, because since the 1600s, Caribbean women have been brought to America to work the fields for the rich, in Rihanna’s case, the plantation she was brought to was celebrity, and Jay Z, being of color, made it seem like it was no place for white people to meddle, except maybe in distribution deals, to get her to that level of celebrity she’s become…either way, she’s here for the boss….and I’m looking at her cleavage.

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2015

06

Jan

Rihanna in Barbados on the Day

Here is Rihanna being a lesbian with her friend, if lesbianism meant wearing what look like bike shorts while topless by the pool in Barbados, in a 20 million dollar house, you probably would walk by as a girl, wishing one day it would be yours, only for it to actually be yours because you’re fucking Rihanna…

I like to think lesbianism has more fisting….at least that’s what the fun lesbians do…

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2015

05

Jan

Rihanna Does Bikini Top of the Day

This was Rihanna’s response to the paparazzi who were shooting her and her friends having some kind of Beach Party from a distance, as paparazzi do….I guess she was trying to put a damper on their business, while allowing her to be the slut she is, because why let them make money off her tits, from afar, when she can just show her tits as a thank you for all the money people have made her, it’s her way of thanking you…without realizing people are more into spread assholes than tits…but tits are ok…


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2014

30

Dec

Rihanna Does Yacht Parties Right of the Day

Rihanna makes me laugh….she’s so all over the map….but consistently more and more naked…

From poor Garbage man’s daughter who was rumored to be prostituting herself to tourists in Barbados when she was 14….to half naked on a yacht in St Barts like the hired entertainment….all after becoming the biggest fucking thing in music…despite her inability to sing, or dance…or really do much but get beat up and get puppet mastered by people she made far richer than she made herself….

I’m a fan.

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2014

26

Dec

Some More Rihanna Christmas Bikini Pics of the Day

Rihanna is back in her home country, visiting her garbage man father, reliving her shanty youth, where she managed to break free thanks to some creepy pervert British song writing who felt she had something to offer the world…and that would in turn make her money…because historically…girls on islands, even when they are hookers or sex workers, never make 100,000,000 dollars a year…there’s a scam or story behind this girl…that we’ll never know…and here she is in a bikini…

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2014

25

Dec

Rihanna’s Christmas Bikini Tits of the Day

It’s Christmas…and Rihanna is in Barbados, sitting in her 20 million dollar house, amongst a bunch of white British rich people, who are now humored by her, but 10 years ago, when she was pre-famous, they were probably scared of her when she was a chamber maid at their hotels and vacation homes, and/or teen hooker at the Karaoke bars along the side of the roads…before selling her soul to god knows who…to take her whoring to the mainstream….turning shanties into mansions….Christmas Miracles happen, and these red bikini may not be one, but it’s still worth looking at..

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2014

22

Dec

Rihanna Weirdness of the DAy

Rihanna was in Paris filming what I guess is a new music video, because she is Rihanna and as a dancing billion dollar making hooker, she’s got limited options in what she is allowed to do with her time, it’s like strike while it is hot, if you fall off the map, people will forget you and if people forget you, you won’t make the labels hundreds of millions of dollars a year…

I thought it was interesting because she is getting rushed…and it is the intro to what could be a disaster for her but a win for all of us….

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2014

03

Dec

Rihanna’s Areola of the Day

Nothing makes me feel like a socially awkward virgin who doesn’t get laid, and who doesn’t see tits everyday of my fucking life, whether on photoshoots, stripclubs, or from hookers, than to point at some celebrity or pop star’s areola…I mean’t it is not even a fucking full nipple motherfuckers…it’s just the shit stain of the nipple…

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2014

25

Nov

Rihanna Twerking of the Day

Rihanna twerked on Faceboook, but I don’t really know if it is considered twerking, because she’s from the Caribbean, where this dance is just considered dancing and doesn’t have a stupid fucking name to go with it, unlike the other white tricks in the industry who twerk on stage like they have any right doing it….I’m talking to Iggy Azalea…that stripper bitch who tricked the fucking world….and even Beyonce who I guess owns 50% of Jay-Z’s stake in Rihanna, but should den mother better than pretend to be one of the girls..right….

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2014

12

Nov

Rihanna Whores Up the White House of the Day

Rihanna went to the White House…where she classed it up and treated your country with all the respect a tourist who has been granted access because she makes a lot of money for a lot of people, and herself, should….you know by taking porn poses in various areas…mocking all the freedom your people have fought for to be the United States…and on Veteran’s day too…you should be offended….while I think it’s not nearly porny enough…I want more spread ass…like she was still a hooker in Barbados…

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2014

10

Nov

Rihanna’s Behind the Scenes for Esquire of the Day

Rihanna was in the latest issue of Esquire. The pics are pretty porny, but I guess not that porny, because if they were they wouldn’t have corporate advertising funding the shit, and instead she’d be on the stripper tour to make extra money, because that’s how pornstars work, where as Rihanna just makes hundreds of millions of dollars and does this half naked shit for fun, because I guess it reminds her of her hooking youth – turning tricks for British tourists for money that ended up turning into become an empire, so don’t believe anyone when they tell you that whoring doesn’t lay a solid foundation for a bright future…because now when she whores, it is for fun…you know the puritan kind of whoring…and this video is a win.

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2014

04

Nov

Rihanna’s Sleazy for Esquire of the Day

I guess in her falling into irrelevance, Rihanna has decided to do media as well as she can, because here she is bringing it for Esquire, oiled up, and sleazy, like a bottom feeding attention seeker, only with millions of dollars…and I dig it…because the more famous and thirsty the better….especially when lubed up….that’s it.

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2014

04

Nov

Rihanna for Elle of the Day

Rihanna may be falling off the radar, she may be getting replaced by people like Rita Ora who have been waiting in line to replace her for a long fucking time, she may be have a rugged face and she may be really into drugs thanks to being from a small island that the population of locals collectively makes what she makes in a year…you know worse than throwing a million dollar lottery win at a white trash trailer park meth head…it’s going to go fast and someone will have a premature death because of it…

But she’s still rich and famous and Rihanna…and hot enough for me…I mean, sure, she’s better when naked…and she likes getting naked, but sometimes a corset, push up bra and pantyhose for a fashion magazine is a good enough change of pace..

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2014

16

Sep

Rihanna in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Rihanna brought some thickness to a yacht in Barbados, and I am not talking about her friend or family, or fellow countryman in the one piece…I am talking about her thighs and ass that I guess are taking a beating thanks to not being on tour and working out…because I guess Rihanna is lazy…

For some reason, even though I don’t care about Rihanna or any of these THOTS, I always get annoyed of pics of Rihanna when clothed, because she’s historically naked, sexed up, showing tit, making this bikini top totally out of context and unnecessary for all parties involved since we’ve already seen her tits…maybe she’s on her period and it is forcing her to keep her pants on…

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