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2014

03

Dec

Rihanna’s Areola of the Day

Nothing makes me feel like a socially awkward virgin who doesn’t get laid, and who doesn’t see tits everyday of my fucking life, whether on photoshoots, stripclubs, or from hookers, than to point at some celebrity or pop star’s areola…I mean’t it is not even a fucking full nipple motherfuckers…it’s just the shit stain of the nipple…

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2014

25

Nov

Rihanna Twerking of the Day

Rihanna twerked on Faceboook, but I don’t really know if it is considered twerking, because she’s from the Caribbean, where this dance is just considered dancing and doesn’t have a stupid fucking name to go with it, unlike the other white tricks in the industry who twerk on stage like they have any right doing it….I’m talking to Iggy Azalea…that stripper bitch who tricked the fucking world….and even Beyonce who I guess owns 50% of Jay-Z’s stake in Rihanna, but should den mother better than pretend to be one of the girls..right….

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2014

12

Nov

Rihanna Whores Up the White House of the Day

Rihanna went to the White House…where she classed it up and treated your country with all the respect a tourist who has been granted access because she makes a lot of money for a lot of people, and herself, should….you know by taking porn poses in various areas…mocking all the freedom your people have fought for to be the United States…and on Veteran’s day too…you should be offended….while I think it’s not nearly porny enough…I want more spread ass…like she was still a hooker in Barbados…

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2014

10

Nov

Rihanna’s Behind the Scenes for Esquire of the Day

Rihanna was in the latest issue of Esquire. The pics are pretty porny, but I guess not that porny, because if they were they wouldn’t have corporate advertising funding the shit, and instead she’d be on the stripper tour to make extra money, because that’s how pornstars work, where as Rihanna just makes hundreds of millions of dollars and does this half naked shit for fun, because I guess it reminds her of her hooking youth – turning tricks for British tourists for money that ended up turning into become an empire, so don’t believe anyone when they tell you that whoring doesn’t lay a solid foundation for a bright future…because now when she whores, it is for fun…you know the puritan kind of whoring…and this video is a win.

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2014

04

Nov

Rihanna’s Sleazy for Esquire of the Day

I guess in her falling into irrelevance, Rihanna has decided to do media as well as she can, because here she is bringing it for Esquire, oiled up, and sleazy, like a bottom feeding attention seeker, only with millions of dollars…and I dig it…because the more famous and thirsty the better….especially when lubed up….that’s it.

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2014

04

Nov

Rihanna for Elle of the Day

Rihanna may be falling off the radar, she may be getting replaced by people like Rita Ora who have been waiting in line to replace her for a long fucking time, she may be have a rugged face and she may be really into drugs thanks to being from a small island that the population of locals collectively makes what she makes in a year…you know worse than throwing a million dollar lottery win at a white trash trailer park meth head…it’s going to go fast and someone will have a premature death because of it…

But she’s still rich and famous and Rihanna…and hot enough for me…I mean, sure, she’s better when naked…and she likes getting naked, but sometimes a corset, push up bra and pantyhose for a fashion magazine is a good enough change of pace..

Here are the pics.

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2014

16

Sep

Rihanna in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Rihanna brought some thickness to a yacht in Barbados, and I am not talking about her friend or family, or fellow countryman in the one piece…I am talking about her thighs and ass that I guess are taking a beating thanks to not being on tour and working out…because I guess Rihanna is lazy…

For some reason, even though I don’t care about Rihanna or any of these THOTS, I always get annoyed of pics of Rihanna when clothed, because she’s historically naked, sexed up, showing tit, making this bikini top totally out of context and unnecessary for all parties involved since we’ve already seen her tits…maybe she’s on her period and it is forcing her to keep her pants on…

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2014

12

Sep

Rihanna’s Street Walkin’ of the Day

Either I created this lie that I may one day get sued for – that Rihanna was a 14 year old prostitute in Barbados where she seduced whoever it was who imported her to America to sell to Jay-Z….or the Barbado’s jet ski renter who told me did…or maybe – just maybe he was telling the truth, which would explain why she’s fallen into this over sexualized, flashing, and now street walking character who sings about getting excited by the smell of sex, while destroying little girls everywhere….at their core of their value system…leading to a future of hookers who don’t think they are hookers…they are just bring Riri..

Doesn’t matter…I just like seeing any girl who looks like she’s doing a walk of shame, or street walking for her next meal, or even better, her illegit baby’s next meal…evenwhen they are worth over 100 million dollars and not looking for anything like that at all…just looking everything like that…

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2014

03

Sep

Rihanna Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Rihanna is on Vacation…and for some reason she’s doing silly instagram photoshoots with her friend that she carts around with her. I forget her name, but she’s everywhere Rihanna goes, I assume on payroll, acting as her assistant, who gets shit on by her, but who east the shit, because scat is popular now, in style now, and more importantly, it comes with all the perks of travelling the world with Rihanna for free…

I am pretty disappointed, that during a nude pic scandal, Rihanna wouldn’t step up her game and make her bikini shoot for instagram – a little more spread asshole.

The reason I am disappointed in these pics, is because she’s the kind of girl who goes out practically naked on the regular…so seeing basic bikini action, is just dull…but I guess I am jaded, because I find spread asshole pics dull too, I just like that they happen…it kind of blurs the hypocrisy of Hollywood and Entertainment being wholesome, even though it’s really the most sleazy industry of fucking, drugs, and scamming around…

Here are the pics…

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