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2013

16

Jul

Rihanna’s Concert Nipple Ring Flash of the Day

I don’t know when this picture was taken, but I am assuming on her tour, when on stage, and not when she’s out getting wasted on boats, where she usually shows more than just her nipple ring, because she’s all about putting herself out there, it’s the first sign of losing her fucking mind, something that will inevitably happen, a human from a small island just can’t handle this kind of power, and every day she gets a little more and more nutty, and I get a little more and more into Rihanna, cuz crazy bitches, especially when rich and famous, excite me as they reach the edge of the cliff they are about to fall hard off of… Remember Whitney Houston? Where is she now. Exactly…Tormented talent with everything available to them, never know how to bow out gracefully, and Rihanna doesn’t even have talent, making the whole thing that much more amazing…in a redemption is bitter sweet kid of way…you underserving twat…kind of way…here is her nipple on stage kind of way…

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2013

15

Jul

Rihanna’s Grill of the Day

Nothing says I’ve made it, at least not to gutter people who probably didn’t grow up going to the dentist, like a jewellery on your teeth, it’s like a see what can you spend silly amounts of money on that no one will really notice, but that you don’t care they won’t notice it, because you are doing it for yourself, and because you will notice it at least every time you try to eat a fucking apple, or talk, or pretty much do anything involving your mouth, which in Rihanna’s case varies from rubbing dick on it, to rubbing pussy on it, to getting punched in it, cuz she like a face full of diamonds…a face full of diamonds…a face full of diamonds…she even wrote a song about it…and I guess if people don’t notice, you can always get half naked and show them on the internet…which is what Rihanna’s doing up in here..

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2013

12

Jul

Rihanna is Fun on Instagram of the Day

The bad news in this is that I saw a video of Rihanna on a boat, wasted as fuck, posted to her friend INSTAGRAM …but I was out of the house staring at girls in bikinis tanning…and I didn’t have a chance to download it before it got pulled…I am a bad blogger like that…but I will tell you this…the breakdown is coming…she was fucking wasted and it was amazing…but all we have to show for it are a few shitty instagram pics…which don’t really showcase just how wasted during the day this Rihanna girl is…so wasted that you know she’s feeling sadness…sadness I wish she was feeding with my cock cuz she’s hot..and so is her friend in the white bikini….

Here’s a bonus see through pic of her…cuz we like her nipples…

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2013

09

Jul

Drunk Rihanna at the Kings of Leon Concert of the Day

All my predictions are coming true…Rihanna is a fucking mess and it is fucking amazing….

Whenever I think of this bitch, I try to put myself in her shoes, not because I have a woman’s shoe fetish, you know the kind of guy who sniffs and fucks expensive designer shoes, but because every once in a while, mainly when I see her pictures, I try to understand how someone from the fucking ghetto of the Caribbean islands deals with making 100 million dollars a year, interest alone on that shit is more than the entire city of Bridgetown combines makes, making her in a pretty fucked up position, in a pretty fucked up place, where getting wasted to the point of not standing doesn’t matter, it is probably the least of her concerns while all the leeching assholes trying to get a piece of her ignorant, uneducated puppet ass…are more of an issue…but I guess this is the gateway to a bigger meltdown, that I would blame Kings of Leon for it…cuz I blame Kings of Leon for everything wrong in the world…from Lily Aldridge to my next wife’s inability to commit, but not for the impending premature death of Rihanna, that shit’s all her own doing…thanks to her addiction to fame and fortune…The American way…

Here is a pic of her in her bikini for those of you who prefer half naked Rihanna to drunk Rihanna, when I prefer a bit of both, it leads to bad decision making.

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2013

08

Jul

Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna is fun even if she’s a phoney poser piece of shit with no talent…you know with absolutely nothing authentic about her…because she traded her soul in for fame back when she was a 15 year old hooker in Barbados and now she’s traded in her privacy, puts herself out there on blast, loves the attention, and is this massive money making machine, fame, money and power that even a rich coddled kid couldn’t handle…so I can’t even understand how some gutter chick from a shanty keeps pulling it off without losing her fucking mind…but I’m pretty sure in due time, she will, and I’ll be front row trying to save her…you know I’m a hero/opportunist like that…and in the mean time, I’ll just stare at her bikini pics for Instagram…

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2013

03

Jul

Rihanna Twerking to Drake of the Day

I go on rants about Rihanna all the time, but there’s not debating she’s fucking awesome. Not only is she an exhibitionist, who doesn’t give a fuck about what she says or does, cuz she’s Rihanna and that means she’s already won, she’s got more money than God…but she’s also pretty fucking hot while she does it…if you’re not a white supremacist racist, which you probably are…you know the kind of hick who wishes slavery was never abolished because you think that was when America took a turn for the worst, with all the intercity gangs and hip hop music…while unlike you, I am all about this life…this bitch is spending money, ballin’ out, hanging with her hot friends and twerking in self produced video…reminding me of my dream of starting a twerk school for white girls…cuz you know they all want to do it now that Miley does it, and you know it’s hot as fuck when they do…shake that ass Rihanna…I love you.

Here’s some pics she posted to Instagram at some Chanel show shit in Paris…

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2013

02

Jul

Rihanna See Through Top of the Day

Rihanna is all about exposing herself, you know putting it all out there, because she knows she sold her soul to the public for a lot of fucking money, and it is her duty and responsibility to not give a fuck about what the media says, and let the world into her private life, one filled with not wearing a bra and not worrying if people see her topless, or naked, or smoking weed, or getting drunk, or twerking her big Caribbean booty…she’s an exhibitionist, she’s loves the attention, and she’s bigger than GOD….

I mean she’s from a small island, the fact that she’s Rihanna is an insane concept. If she wasn’t sold off to the mainstream media, she’d be like everyone she grew up with, be back home living off 10,000 dollars a year from cleaning hotel rooms for rich people…but now she is the rich people…making 100s of millions of dollars a year…and not even that talented…it’s fucking crazy…but not as crazy as how much I like her tits, even though they suck…I guess I’m just brainwashed like the rest of her fans…ready to throw money at her to dance on stage like a monkey…or like her ancestors probably did for the rich white people taking over their Island for the sugar. You know to get preferential treatment from the slaves who weren’t able to provide evening entertainment.

The whole thing is just Nuts, but I’m glad it is happening…

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2013

26

Jun

Rihanna is at War of the Day

Rihanna went after some bitch named Liz Jones, who I think writes fro the UK Guardian, the same publication that said I was one of the worst things to happen in the first decade of the 2000s, a title that I like to think of as my peak, or maybe it was something else from the UK….

I don’t know the backstory, I don’t care, I just know that there is no way Rihanna wrote this, even if it is in her broken english, because she’s uneducated and the word “Campaign” is definitely beyond her capacity…if it read “I used to suck British Dick for money when I was 14, until it turned into gold in America, and now I’m rich and can grab my vagina and show off my weed and nipples to my fans, it makes me more popular”…with more typos..I’d believe it…

But it’s still kinda funny…”Sloppy Menopausal Mess”…I love those, cuz the Menopausal messes I’m used to are dry…so fucking dry…

LOL!!!! My money got a bad habit of pissing people off!! If you sincerely wanna help little girls more than their own parents do, here’s a toxic tip: don’t be amateur with your articles, you sound bitter! What’s all this about hair and nails and costumes and tattoos?? ….That shit ain’t clever!!! That shit ain’t journalism! That’s a sad sloppy menopausal mess!!! Nobody over here acts like they’re perfect! I don’t pretend that I’m like you, i just live… My life!! And I don’t know why y’all still act so surprised by any of it!! “Role Model” is not a position or title that I have ever campaigned for, so chill wit dat! I got my own fucked up shit to work on, I’ll never portray that as perfect, but for right now it’s ME!! Call it what ya want!! Toxic was cute, Poisonous Pop Princess had a nice ring to it, just a lil wordy! And P.S. my first American Vogue cover was in 2011…APRIL!!! #ElizabethAnnJones

I am surprised the Rihanna team cares this much…I just wish Rihanna outted me like this. I could use the traffic and I saw way worse shit about her on the regular….than

She promotes drug-taking, drinking and the sort of fashion sense on stage that surely invites rape at worst, disrespect at least … I wish she’d stop infecting our high streets with her gun tattoos, her false nails and fake hair, her bogus bad-ass shenanigans that try to portray her as ‘real’, as ‘street’, as her own person, as strong and single-minded … This poisonous pop princess should come with a government health warning”

On the regular….so Rihanna..if you’re reading this…choose me! CHOOSE ME! You gutter trash hooker who has caused at least 3 girls I know to be pregnant by 14, addicted to meth and HIV positive….

PS – I love fashion sense that promotes rape or worse…(is anything worse than rape?, probably not when you look like this Liz bitch, I feel rape is invited with a face like that)….

PPS – I am surprised she didn’t mention that Rihanna let’s her men assault her…that to me is the real issue when it comes to Rihanna’s influence on young girls…short shorts, weed, and pussy grabbing is all good…but thinking it’s ok to beat a woman…not so much…

PPPPPPS – I think the real issue is this reporter’s face..what the fuck is going on there – maybe she should worry less about Rihanna and more about Botox…my god.

PPPPPPPPPS – I think the world needs more Rihannas, but I’m also a fucking pervert who likes rape clothing…

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2013

24

Jun

Rihanna Smoking Joints for Social Media of the Day

I remember a time when people pretended they didn’t smoke weed, and if they were caught smoking weed, the tabloids would go nuts, because weed is illegal and smoking it is such a scandal, worth talking about…

I guess the world has lightened the fuck up and realized who gives a fuck about weed and the people who smoke it…

The fact it is illegal, while cigarettes and booze and prescription pills are legal, is just fucking insanity and represents the corruption of society and just how free we actually are….

Not to mention, everyone from Politicians to your mom and dad smoke it.

So I’m glad people like Rihanna are weed-heads and not ashamed of promoting it, you know putting herself out there for the world to judge, partially because I care about her plight, and her activism, but mainline because I want to fuck her face…and then her wallet.

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