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2012

07

Nov

Rihanna’s Bikini Pics for Instagram of the Day


I posted one of these pics of weed-head Rihanna already…but in keeping true to that all these fucking posts…regardless of who is in them…are all the fucking same…bikini, photoshoot, nipple, upskirt…I figure let’s keep it up…because I have nothing better to do…but discuss how she’s done pretty good for herself…from poor garbage truck driver’s daughter on a small Caribbean island…to superstar sensation with limited talent….which makes absolutely no fucking sense…and there must be more to the story….you know why her? Why did this work? What the fuck happened? She’s not all that good at singing…I don’t fucking get it…I know she didn’t grind out or knock on doors for this….I need to know the missing link….but instead of further investigation…I’ll just stare at her body being slutty in a bikini…cuz it’s more interesting than figuring out how someone who isn’t even a youtube sensation like Beiber was…got to this…but I’ll tell you something…I know some underbelly shit went down…

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2012

05

Nov

Rihanna’s Instagram is Fun of the Day

Rihanna has a fun instaram…from low quality…almost ghetto promo pics for Barbados…featuring parts of her…like her ass….and titties…along with nonsense captions….to her in a bikini showing off her decent at best body….to her controversial naked in bed with a wedding veil on picture from the day after Halloween….this girl…in all her craziness that was bound to happen…since being a ghetto, poor girl in the islands prior to being the biggest fucking thing ever….fucks a person up….and at least it fucked her up in a half naked way….I mean her life is crazier than a fucking lottery win….and she’s probably torn from all angles trying to make sense of it…especially since she’s all uneducated on top of it…so getting beat up and beating up….to telling us all to fuck ourselves..then producing pics to help us fuck ourselves…make Rihanna pretty fucking special to me….probably the best thing pop culture has to offer…and we should thank her for that via our collective masturbation.

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2012

23

Oct

Rihanna Filming a Music Video with Hard Nipples of the Day

Rihanna has the right idea…use her abuser that probably was never her abuser to help launch her career….pretend to hate him….stir up scandal when she’s probably giving him kickbacks for keeping up the lie…only to get knocked up by him…cuz that’s just the kind of girl she is….but that’s not why she has the right idea…she is a poor child hooker turned rich and really famous….gone back to her over sexed at a young age roots and is spreading that gospel to her millions of little girls that now think it is ok to be beat, and whored out…..that it is ok to be a slut….and I don’t think anything can go wrong with that….

So here she is filming her music with her hard nipples…all wet, shaved head and barely interesting….but interesting enough for me…cuz all i need in life is some hard nipples and a popstar millionaire who posts highlighted quotes from god, pics of her weed smoking, and just keeps getting crazier and crazier…..all wet on set..

I am drunk, jet lagged and a fan of this Rihanna character….or at least of her nipples.

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2012

15

Oct

Rihanna on All Fours for Vogue of the Day


Here is some Rihanna on all fours for Vogue and it isn’t showing enough nudity or half naked Rihanna for my liking because I guess Vogue doesn’t factor in what I want out of their 100,000 dollar shoots, those snobby self involved cunts….I can get more boners on her instagram….getting down to pics of her in her underwear….as long as I don’t get lost in her insane religious quotes….because she’s clearly broke, tormented and confused…but still Rihanna, child prostitute turned pop star. battered woman turned abuser sympathizer, poor ghetto trash turned into #rich….you know….and at least there’s a pic of her on all fours….so that I can recognize her…otherwise, I’d just be lost in this shit.


To See Her in a See Through Shirt at Some Event This Weekend

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2012

11

Oct

Rihanna’s Topless “Unapologetic” Album Cover of the Day

Celebrity gossip is like the WWF….with a little less man on man…homo action…and a lot less authenticity…..

So this Rihanna dating her abuser Chris Brown is all crafted by PR teams, because ghetto kids from remote islands who people have millions of dollars invested in, are not allowed to make their own decisions..it is a fabricated uninteresting lie that people love reading about for some pathetic reason….

Who cares about her and Chris Brown…whether he actually beat her…when she’s forgiven him…and whether she is unapologetic for turning her back on all her supporters who stood by her during her abused days….and related to her during her abused days…only for her to give them the finger cuz she got what she wanted out of them….

It is all bullshit….I just do it for the tits….tits she should be apologetic for not showing off…..with nipple….and all…but like everything else about her…it is all lies…

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2012

08

Oct

Rihanna in a Bra to Promote Perfume of the Day

Apparently this is Rihanna promoting perfume in lingerie….despite the fact that this version of Rihanna has pretty big tits…when real life version of Rihanna doesn’t…but I guess topless girls with shitty tits don’t sell perfume as topless girls in push up bras do…I mean I am not a girl…but I know if I was…seeing a topless chick in a push up bra would make me want to buy a scent that I doubt smells like child prostitute turned pop star….or even like unshowered, battered wife, but of something a lab came up with and Rihanna signed off on for Royalties…cuz it’s all about making motherfucking money with little to no work….it’s way better than being a chamber maid at a luxury resort in her home town.

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2012

25

Sep

Rihanna Has the Best Instagram of the Day

I don’t know when Rihanna posted this pic, cuz I don’t see it on her recent instagram pics, but I am posting it anyway….cuz Rihanna is amazing…not because she was posting prayers for her love Chris Brown who is famous for beating her and is going on trial for beating her….because she’s either insane, or a woman of the church, who believes we are all god’s children and we must forgive as if we are Jesus….but based on the pics she produces celebrating that she’s God’s child, I figure she’s likely just insane…..unless you don’t think sympathizing wih the abuser is insane….because love can move mountains, all you need is love, love is a powerful thing….or if you’re like me and my Bajan friend who think she probably beat herself in a jealous rage and called the cops on him as girls sometimes do….

Rihanna is amazing…because she produces pictures like this for the internet for free….when she doesn’t fucking half to. She’s rich and this is not necessary like it is for all the other whores….

It is genius….in a totally primal, non-intellectual, genius kind of way.

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2012

24

Sep

Rihanna’s Titty in a Bra on Her Bed Pic of the Day


Rihanna is consistent with posting her self-shot erotic to social networks…not because she has to…but because she wants to…she has puppet mastered the public so well that she could post a pic of dog shit covered in vomit and she’d get 100,000 likes….she could even just tell people to smear feces on their face and take pics and they would…she’s got power…but instead of having fun with it…she pulls the same shit all girls pull….that give me male attention shit…look how sexy I can be…bullshit that I love….and that is normally to get further in career and life…while for Rihanna…it’s just cuz she likes whoring….and that’s aweosme.

Here are some highlights of her Instagram from the last few weeks…

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2012

21

Sep

Rihanna’s Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

Rihanna posed in some high waited shorts and a bikini top like a teen girl who listens to too much Miley Cyrus….because she’s likely got less of an education that them.. you know pulled out of school at 14 and unregulated like the American kids in show business because she wasn’t American…but more of a refuge, stowaway, orphan, child bride…whatever you want to call it….it worked for her and she’s famous and rich and doesn’t need an eight grade education….all she’s gotta do is post pics of bikinis on the internet and sing the occassional song and bitch is set…in ways even tourists who visit her country aren’t….and as long as she’s putting up the bikini pics and there is a volume button on the radio…I dig it…cuz

There’s just something about Rihanna, and that thing is not that she lets her men beat her, but cuz she just speaks to my soul….and by soul I mean penis…and by penis I mean I’d love to make sweet love to her even if all she’s into is fucking…..since no one makes love anymore…we are all just emotionless, porn influenced, perverts grinding out….it is really tragic…

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