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2012

25

Sep

Rihanna Has the Best Instagram of the Day

I don’t know when Rihanna posted this pic, cuz I don’t see it on her recent instagram pics, but I am posting it anyway….cuz Rihanna is amazing…not because she was posting prayers for her love Chris Brown who is famous for beating her and is going on trial for beating her….because she’s either insane, or a woman of the church, who believes we are all god’s children and we must forgive as if we are Jesus….but based on the pics she produces celebrating that she’s God’s child, I figure she’s likely just insane…..unless you don’t think sympathizing wih the abuser is insane….because love can move mountains, all you need is love, love is a powerful thing….or if you’re like me and my Bajan friend who think she probably beat herself in a jealous rage and called the cops on him as girls sometimes do….

Rihanna is amazing…because she produces pictures like this for the internet for free….when she doesn’t fucking half to. She’s rich and this is not necessary like it is for all the other whores….

It is genius….in a totally primal, non-intellectual, genius kind of way.

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2012

24

Sep

Rihanna’s Titty in a Bra on Her Bed Pic of the Day


Rihanna is consistent with posting her self-shot erotic to social networks…not because she has to…but because she wants to…she has puppet mastered the public so well that she could post a pic of dog shit covered in vomit and she’d get 100,000 likes….she could even just tell people to smear feces on their face and take pics and they would…she’s got power…but instead of having fun with it…she pulls the same shit all girls pull….that give me male attention shit…look how sexy I can be…bullshit that I love….and that is normally to get further in career and life…while for Rihanna…it’s just cuz she likes whoring….and that’s aweosme.

Here are some highlights of her Instagram from the last few weeks…

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2012

21

Sep

Rihanna’s Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

Rihanna posed in some high waited shorts and a bikini top like a teen girl who listens to too much Miley Cyrus….because she’s likely got less of an education that them.. you know pulled out of school at 14 and unregulated like the American kids in show business because she wasn’t American…but more of a refuge, stowaway, orphan, child bride…whatever you want to call it….it worked for her and she’s famous and rich and doesn’t need an eight grade education….all she’s gotta do is post pics of bikinis on the internet and sing the occassional song and bitch is set…in ways even tourists who visit her country aren’t….and as long as she’s putting up the bikini pics and there is a volume button on the radio…I dig it…cuz

There’s just something about Rihanna, and that thing is not that she lets her men beat her, but cuz she just speaks to my soul….and by soul I mean penis…and by penis I mean I’d love to make sweet love to her even if all she’s into is fucking…..since no one makes love anymore…we are all just emotionless, porn influenced, perverts grinding out….it is really tragic…

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2012

10

Sep

Rihanna Grabbing Her Tit for God and for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna makes me laugh….she’s so fucking unstable, as you’d imagine some poor Garbage man’s daughter who was prostituting herself to tourists in Barbados when she was 14 would be after becoming the biggest fucking thing in music…despite her inability to sing, or dance…or really do much but get beat up and get puppet mastered by people she made far richer than she made herself….

Either way, she’s posting all this God shit to her Instagram….along with topless pics…because that’s what crazy, torn, raised in the Church like all people from the Islands, but guilty from pretty much going against all she has learned….from going back to men who beat her….to just being a whore in general….this shit is almost certifiable…and I love watching people break the fuck down and sabotage themselves….especially after thay’ve made all this stupid money

The only time I’ll post religious prose on my site is to mock celebrity…because I know god doesn’t exist…the aliens told…

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2012

07

Sep

Rihanna Kisses Chris Brown at the VMAs of the Day

I didn’t watch the VMAs cuz I am not 12….but I do know, thanks to Rihanna and Chris Brown that love doesn’t die when you stage being beat up because hollywood and celebrity is a fucking lie….you see cuz famous people have no fucking souls…especially when bitches like Rihanna is the source….it’s all about getting fucking hits…and no one really knows the actual truth…but what we do know is that they milked the fuck out of this hard…and still are…cuz that’s just the way this bullshit world fucking works….Who cares, oh right, millions of people who are buzzing about his, even if it doesn’t fucking matter……even if Chris Brown did hit the bitch, we should only be mad he didn’t kill her. She’s the worst and this just proves it…she should not be kissing anyone who beat the shit out of her….what type of message does this teach the tweens who care about this shit…to stay with an abuser? I guess coupled with her highly sexed up songs about the smell of sex, she’s helping breed a bright tomorrow. The worst.


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2012

30

Jul

Rihanna is Hot for Social Networks of the Day

Rihanna is doing something right….and amazing….and that something is slutting out on the internet….building up her image proper…posting bikini pics and her living the hip hop popstar life….making all her poor family and friends jealous…making the world love her….making everyone want to fuck her…despite how bad her music is….because bikinis everyday have that affect on assholes sitting at their desks….or in my case in my shit stained underwear on a soiled couch…i just keep winning at life…or maybe this is sucking at life….regardless…I’m gonna start posting bikini pics of myself to win over the fans…it seems to work for girls and probably hasn’t worked as easy for dudes in the past…but I’ll pave the way for the future….not necessarily a better future….but a future never the less.


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2012

27

Jul

Rihanna is Drunk in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna has won me over. For a while, I was wondering why bitch was setting up these photoshoots for her fans, for no fucking reason, because she already made it and was living the good life…but I finally get it…she’s some gutter bitch from the islands and this is how she flaunts without flaunting…it is how she tells everyone “loook what I’m doing, wish you were here, but I don’t…” making you wish you were there…I mean if I was a celebrity, I’d be hiding in some remote country they can’t afford cameras for my beach parties filled with young prostitutes, but I guess that’s cuz I’m a reclusive and not a celebrity….but then again there are probably a lot of other reasons for that…but who cares about that, the real issue at hand is why am I not invited to these Rihanna parties, I guess I’ll just have to follow her on instagram….you see that’s what she wants us all thinking…her brain washing runs deeep.


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2012

23

Jul

Rihanna in Some Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

I saw Rihanna post these pictures to Intagram, cuz Instagram has become my new social life, it is where I flirt with hot girls all fucking day and every once in a while one will repsond, making me feel like I’ve made it, before remember I have to fuck my fat wife cuz it was afternoon and that is her day to get herself off all covered in chicken grease and whatever else her pig self got into that day and didn’t wash off her cuz she’s a fucking pig…..but at least the internet brings some fantasy back like this was a chat room and you didn’t know the 18 year old virgin you were jerking off with was a 50 year old lonely man….

Either way, Rihanna works her instagram hard, I guess she likes all the attention, because if I was famous at her level, the extent of my posting pics to anything for the public would be dick pics saying “who cares that it’s small, I’ve made it”….and instagram would just end up banning me….you know cuz unlike Rihanna, I wouldn’t pussyfoot around the smut I produce, I would jsut bring it…

What it comes down to is really how long it took her to get these in this pose….and how many filters did they run it through…cuz I’m sure Rihanna doesn’t actually look like this in a bikini….but I’ll go along with it.


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2012

20

Jul

Rihanna’s Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

People are dying and here I am making news out of Rihanna’s twitter pics, it is all pretty pathetic, but not really as pathetic as the fact that Rihanna feels the need to produce pictures for her fans, instead of being private about her shit, like the classy more civilized celebrities of the past, who hated tabloids and paparazzi, at least on the surface, instead of jumping in and contrbuting to the tabloids, but putting pics out themselves….I guess it is a different era, but it takes out the fun of it when you know the bitch in the pic wants you to see it.


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