Rihanna is a real classy girl…you know the kind of girl you would think has a harvard education….who works with poor people helping them better their life….bettering the world….and not a pile of gutter classless trash that belongs in a trailer park or shanty equivalent…who lets her husband beat her…because she’s so damaged and knows she can’t do better…cuz she hates herself more than he hates her….you know Royalty…and not just some hooker who won the lottery and misuses her fame, power, money….spreading negativity…teaching our youth bad lessons….all while showing some nipple ring in a t-shirt…making all seem pretty ok….cuz ultimately, I don’t care about the future generation, or Rihaana and the lessons she teaches through her actions, but I do care about tits…and that’s something she tries to deliver on…and that is good enough for me….if you know what I mean, which you don’t.

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Rihanna was topless on a photoshoot and someone posted the pics to instagram….pics that I would have preferred to be a little more hardcore considering she’s been rumored to have been a teen hooker at a karaoke bar in Barbados….a rumor I may have started thanks to my friend in Barbados…but that I believe is truth….and she’s put her relationship issues, like being beat by her future husband on blast, involving the media and the cops, something most girls use make-up to cover-up coupled with “falling down the stairs” excuses…to sexing herself up on stage, singing about whips and chains exciting her, and flaunting her nipple rings everywhere…I mean I’m surprised these aren’t pics of her in a gang bang, but that’s probably the kind of thing that would make Chris Brown jealous, mad because despite his dancing…or beating up of girls….he’s not a batty boy people….and he owns this pussy….

Boring or not, I’m posting it anyway…

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Rihanna is a fucking dirtbag and I love it…I guess when you’re life is on display and you lose all privacy, you might as well throw any attempt at it out the window…and prance around in your thong showing off your new custom 1000 dollar boots you got for free….you know for everyone to not get distracted by the craftmanship of said boots by things like pants or full bottomed underwear…..or when on a private jet…why not shove your hand down your pants into the depths of hell that is your vagina and take a pic for instagram….next stop in her fall into crazy will be pics of her “turtling” or “Groundhogging” shit when too lazy to go to the bathroom….just put it all out there…you sold your soul for this fame…now bask in it you twat….you twat I’d love to smell on your fingers…

I am a fan of her bad decision making. It will be fun to watch it implode.

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Rihanna launched a clothing line…because that’s the life of a celebrity…you know serial “entrepreneurs” involved in any type of business they want….because all they have to do is attach their name to the shit…and collect royalty checks while actual business people run it…I mean her involvement is nothing more than spending the money it makes on her lavish lifestyle…and pretending to wear the clothes cuz it makes her money…This should offend any actual fashion designer trying to make it – Rihanna just did it better than you…with no training….sucks to be you.

Here’s a video about her launch via the UK….

The funniest thing is that she showed up an hour late because she doesn’t give a fuck about the line and has nothing to do with the line….or setting up the show….even when they ask her about it she’s dropping bullshit lines and catch phrases she was told to say….cuz she’d rather be home napping…but part of the deal is this make believe shit…

I am only into it cuz she’s not wearing a bra…..Here’s the collection via the Telegraph….

Next stop for Rihanna getting choked out by her baby daddy….on their wedding day…..

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Rihanna is a fashion model now…all doing covers of magazines and shit…she’s come a long way from being a garbage man’s daughter sucking dick to get off her Caribbean island shanty….back when she was 14 and trapped that dude who sold her to Jay Z….in what must be a really insane story that we’ll never know….but we all know hotter girls, more talented girls, from more advantageous situations, who would love to be Rihanna…and aren’t…bringing up a lot of what the fucks…..

Love her or hate her for teaching girls to accept and forgive guys who beat the fuck out of you..I think she’s hot…and knowing she can throw down and not press charges…kinda makes her more exciting…not cuz I like the idea of beating women…just cuz I like the idea of Rihanna being beaten cuz she’s a fucking idiot who puts herself in situations and deserves it.

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I am offended that Rihanna is pulling down her sweatshirt she’s wearing as a dress when getting out of the car for some party at some club in LA….because this is Rihanna….an rumored ex teen prostitute who airs her dirty laundry….period stains and all…out for the world to see and make judgement on….when she’s not posting half naked pics of herself on social media…or leaking them to the media back when she was trying to re-invent herself….

She’s sending mixed messages….I mean she seems like the kind of girl who wants her millions of fans to give her a gynecological exam through pics…but then she pulls back when the time is right to make that happen…

It is just so inconsistent….it gives me a headache…

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OMG, RIHANNA MUST BE PREGNANT – CUZ SHE’S EATING A PICKLE!!!

Or maybe….she’s just eating a pickle, but where is the fun in that storyline….I want broken down woman who goes back to her abuser only to marry and get knocked up….leaving her to raise a future criminal…cuz with all that money….and all that fucked up morals and values…there’s little room for raising a well rounded person….you know cuz she’s not well rounded…she’s off the fucking deepend in this celebrity game and it is gonna end bad…..

The only time I like seeing girls with pickles is when it is a gateway activity to them having sex with said pickle….it’s just my Jewish deli clerk fantasy…..that she’d probably participate in…if you beat her up well enough to get her a hit album like Chris Brown did…or if she never got famous and continued her Bajan karaoke bar hustlin’….

But she is in a bikini….and that means that nothing I just wrote matters….it never does….

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Rihanna is avoiding some crotch shot, showing some thick thigh, with a classy purse that says “RICH” on it…because you guessed it…she’s rich….and more importantly…that’s probably the only word she knows how to spell….because she’s dropped out of school at 14 to become rich….and thanks to the paparazzi, her fame, the public image, advertising that she’s rich with her clothing and accessories, is up on some trashy shit…this is some redneck lottery winner in his brand new fishing boat called “Millionaire Bessy”….or some shit no one really needs to see cuz all of us motherfuckers are struggling to pay the fucking rent….asshole.

This is almost as obnoxious as when she goes back to Barbados and makes the cool kids from her high school do maid service shit for her….you know to get back at them….and show them who is rich….

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