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2012

07

Sep

Rihanna Kisses Chris Brown at the VMAs of the Day

I didn’t watch the VMAs cuz I am not 12….but I do know, thanks to Rihanna and Chris Brown that love doesn’t die when you stage being beat up because hollywood and celebrity is a fucking lie….you see cuz famous people have no fucking souls…especially when bitches like Rihanna is the source….it’s all about getting fucking hits…and no one really knows the actual truth…but what we do know is that they milked the fuck out of this hard…and still are…cuz that’s just the way this bullshit world fucking works….Who cares, oh right, millions of people who are buzzing about his, even if it doesn’t fucking matter……even if Chris Brown did hit the bitch, we should only be mad he didn’t kill her. She’s the worst and this just proves it…she should not be kissing anyone who beat the shit out of her….what type of message does this teach the tweens who care about this shit…to stay with an abuser? I guess coupled with her highly sexed up songs about the smell of sex, she’s helping breed a bright tomorrow. The worst.


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2012

30

Jul

Rihanna is Hot for Social Networks of the Day

Rihanna is doing something right….and amazing….and that something is slutting out on the internet….building up her image proper…posting bikini pics and her living the hip hop popstar life….making all her poor family and friends jealous…making the world love her….making everyone want to fuck her…despite how bad her music is….because bikinis everyday have that affect on assholes sitting at their desks….or in my case in my shit stained underwear on a soiled couch…i just keep winning at life…or maybe this is sucking at life….regardless…I’m gonna start posting bikini pics of myself to win over the fans…it seems to work for girls and probably hasn’t worked as easy for dudes in the past…but I’ll pave the way for the future….not necessarily a better future….but a future never the less.


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2012

27

Jul

Rihanna is Drunk in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna has won me over. For a while, I was wondering why bitch was setting up these photoshoots for her fans, for no fucking reason, because she already made it and was living the good life…but I finally get it…she’s some gutter bitch from the islands and this is how she flaunts without flaunting…it is how she tells everyone “loook what I’m doing, wish you were here, but I don’t…” making you wish you were there…I mean if I was a celebrity, I’d be hiding in some remote country they can’t afford cameras for my beach parties filled with young prostitutes, but I guess that’s cuz I’m a reclusive and not a celebrity….but then again there are probably a lot of other reasons for that…but who cares about that, the real issue at hand is why am I not invited to these Rihanna parties, I guess I’ll just have to follow her on instagram….you see that’s what she wants us all thinking…her brain washing runs deeep.


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2012

23

Jul

Rihanna in Some Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

I saw Rihanna post these pictures to Intagram, cuz Instagram has become my new social life, it is where I flirt with hot girls all fucking day and every once in a while one will repsond, making me feel like I’ve made it, before remember I have to fuck my fat wife cuz it was afternoon and that is her day to get herself off all covered in chicken grease and whatever else her pig self got into that day and didn’t wash off her cuz she’s a fucking pig…..but at least the internet brings some fantasy back like this was a chat room and you didn’t know the 18 year old virgin you were jerking off with was a 50 year old lonely man….

Either way, Rihanna works her instagram hard, I guess she likes all the attention, because if I was famous at her level, the extent of my posting pics to anything for the public would be dick pics saying “who cares that it’s small, I’ve made it”….and instagram would just end up banning me….you know cuz unlike Rihanna, I wouldn’t pussyfoot around the smut I produce, I would jsut bring it…

What it comes down to is really how long it took her to get these in this pose….and how many filters did they run it through…cuz I’m sure Rihanna doesn’t actually look like this in a bikini….but I’ll go along with it.


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2012

20

Jul

Rihanna’s Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

People are dying and here I am making news out of Rihanna’s twitter pics, it is all pretty pathetic, but not really as pathetic as the fact that Rihanna feels the need to produce pictures for her fans, instead of being private about her shit, like the classy more civilized celebrities of the past, who hated tabloids and paparazzi, at least on the surface, instead of jumping in and contrbuting to the tabloids, but putting pics out themselves….I guess it is a different era, but it takes out the fun of it when you know the bitch in the pic wants you to see it.


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2012

19

Jul

Rihanna Self Shot Crotch Shot in a Convertible of the Day

There’s something that always entertains me when a bitch puts out self-shot pics, especially when that bitch is famous and really doesn’t have to put out self-shot pics, even if her marketing team thinks it is good for business, her business is already fucking solidified and there is just no fucking need for her to be whoring out on camera, other than that she actually fucking wants to….I mean panty in car pics were all the rage a few years ago, but at least let the paparazzi take them of you so it seems accidental….this whole putting it out there yourself is good for me….but what does it say about her….oh right that she’s a whore and no one really notices….except for the millions of people who buy her records and allow her to live the good life….that includes owning iPhones and taking pics her friends back in barbados don’t all have the luxury of doing….


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2012

17

Jul

Rihanna in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day


Everyone in Barbados tells me that Rihanna was a teen prostitute who fucked tourists to get ahead and the only reason she is who she is, has to do with her fucking the right tourist back when she was 14….and I don’t know if it is truth or just bitterness cuz when she goes back to Barbados she treats the locals the way White people do, as staff…..and that offends them cuz she’s one of their own…but money and fame change people…but one thing stays the same…once a whore always a fucking whore…and here she is producing bikini pics….and soon she’ll be producing porn…she just has to burn through her money faster….

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2012

13

Jul

Rihanna in Some Bikini Botoms Riding High of the Day

Rihanna’s grandmother died a few weeks ago and no one cared because people who sell their souls to the fucking devil deserve far worse than just having their old grannies die long after her time here was done…..

So Rihanna, being the good, rich starlet who doesn’t deserve to be a star, did the right thing and made her way back home for a little tubing behind a boat action, cuz when you’re in the Caribbean, you gotta live like you’re not from the Caribbean, but as a fat, white, rich family would live, cuz that’s when you know you’ve made it in life, even in these sad times you’re too busy worrying about yourself in, you fucking pig of a human…


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2012

10

Jul

Rihanna’s Got Some Underboob in Concert of the Day

The good thing about Rihanna is that her fan base is 12 years old. You know the perfect age to be totally destroyed by pop culture in a way that could lead to girls wearing shirts like this to their first day of school. Mold them into little whores when you can Rihanna…I’ll be thanking you in 6 years for your impact while you’re dying of a drug overdose somewhere…..


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