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2011

04

May

Rihanna’s Nipple Ring of the Day

Originally I was gonna write about how Rihanna raped some poor kids Raggedy Ann doll, or even some poor adult’s memory of their Raggedy Ann doll, while giving some poor dude with a Raggedy Ann fetish something to jerk off to, in what may be the dumbest looking wig of all time….thinking maybe it had to do with her being from the gutter, a rag wearing slave child, forced to suck white dick on resorts to help pay the shanty electrical….but then I noticed I could see her nipple ring, and I really figured out why these pics and I came together. If you know what I mean.

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2011

29

Apr

Rihanna Showing off some Titty and Showing off Some Legs of the Day

Rihanna is such a slut…

Legs….

Tits….

This is the kind of shit that makes Beyonce a jealous, insecure cunt who hits the gym, gets what look like implants, all to secure her position as Jay Z’s number 1 ho….cuz you can’t take the gully crackwhore out of the bitch….even if she’s all rich and called a Diva and shit…

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2011

30

Mar

Rihanna’s Ass on the cover of Rolling Stone of the Day

I can’t quite figure out if this picture of Rihanna is a step up from their last issue staring Snooki’s gut on a rocket, or if they went to the same barn they pulled that pig out of and came out with this….you see because something about Rihanna makes me hate her and in hating her leaves me unable to appreciate that she’s showing the world her ass in a magazine…and I think that’s that she’s got no talent, she was nothing but a teen hooker fucking British men in Barbados, who got some kind of break, probably cuz she was fucking British men in Barbados, and in turn became the entity that she’s not humble about in anyway. I have friends in Barbados and I’m surprised the bitch hasn’t been shot and thrown into the Ocean yet, cuz she is that hated there…but I guess I should learn to seperate myself from people I’ve never met, cuz even talking like this is making me feel weird….so look at her ass and forget all the wrong in the world she’s done..while remembering the best move of Chris Brown’s career was trying to kill the bitch to save humanity…but instead got in trouble for it…he’s really a bleach blonde hero…while Rihanna’s songtrack to her life is about being a blackhead….FOLLOW ME


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2011

17

Mar

Rihanna for Vogue US April Edition of the Day

These are some pretty gay fairy pics of Rihanna on the beach, prancing around like some kind of poofter who just graduated his interior design college program with honors, or just walked out of the AIDS clinic negative after a night of hard fucking raw dog in a bathouse after too many Cosmos, poppers, and Tina…..skipping around like you just want to cunt punch her to make her sit down…and these pictures would have been so much better if they were a tribute to her life after she succombed to a terminal illness she suffered the way we’ve suffered by being polluted by her music…Maybe that was a little extreme, but I know there’s something twisted about how she went from Barbado Trashman’s trash to a spread in Vogue like she matters…something went down and I can only blame secret societies, cover-ups and teenage prostitute scandals…whatever…here are the pics….

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2011

10

Mar

Rihanna’s Ridiculous Ass Pants of the Day

We get it Rihanna, you’re trying to get noticed like you were the next Lady Gaga, even though you were before Lady Gaga, but don’t have the marketing appeal, cuz instead of pretending to have a dick, you just piss off your dick and make him teach you a lesson, like a lot of Island girls who don’t know their place cuz all of a sudden they make too much money usually need, only to turn on him, sell him out and bore the public into feeling sorry for you and not cuz you are you, but cuz you are a battered women, even though you deserved it….

But like any dude, I can appreciate this hustle. It doesn’t make me like you, respect you or give you my approval I know you so badly seek, but it does make me want to fuck you before leaving you tied to a tree deep in the forest to test your survival skills…

Amazing costume design….Next stop porno movie!

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2011

21

Feb

Rihanna’s Tits in Some Bullshit Video of the Day

Here are some pictures of some Rihanna tit busting out of her futuristic outfit from bullshit Kanye West video called “All of the Lights” that you probably know all the words to already, cuz you’re into this shit….while I’m just indifferent…cuz I think Kanye West is a fucking scam, I think Rihanna is a scam, I just know they know how to manipulate the public to pretty much eat their feces they call music…..and who really cares….here’s the best part of their smut. I’m unispired. Sure. Blame these idiots. Sure. I stopped the song after 10 seconds. Truth.

VIDEO: Kanye West – All Of The Lights (Official Video)
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2011

16

Feb

Rihanna Sucking Hard at the Brits of the Day

It’s like she doesn’t even try. Bitch just puts on a one piece bathing suit and turns tricks on stage, not much has changed since she was a kid at the bajan karaoke bar, except maybe her bathing suit didn’t come second hand from Goodwill.

Seriously, this bitch is hated in her home island, an island filled with nice people, they know something you don’t….

Either way, here she is struggling to sing on stage like her high school dance video that doesn’t exist anymore, cuz bitch took it off the internet and made it disappear…

HURTING…..on so many levels….mainly my ears…but I’d go as far as say on an emotional level too….and I have no emotions…but yet I sing along to this shit…fuck you marketing.

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2011

14

Feb

Rihanna’s Pantless Grammy Performance of the Day

If you want to read about the Grammy Awards – Go to my TWITTER, cuz I tweeted that shit all night and I’m not about to relive the shit here.

Drake is a lie. He’s a rich Jewish kid from Toronto Canada, who has enough business talking with a hip hop accent as a 12 year old white kid from the midwest. He just happens to have some black in him and plays it up in the most overrated act of the decade….

Rihanna looks like she’s an official waterhead, you know retarded as fuck thanks to daddy and mommy being first cousins. Barbados is a small island, you’re bound to double dip in genetics a few times. She’s hated there and should be hated here cuz everyone knows she’s nothing but a teen prostitute who scammed the right john…

Her dance maybe semi-erotica if you like that kind of thickness, which unfortunately, I do….so that’s why I posted the video…

I think she flashed the audience her tits at the end, but I can’t find footage of that…so this one piece bathing suit party in her pant will have to do…

Overrated, generic, commercial shit. That’s all I gotta say about that…

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2011

02

Feb

Rihanna’s New Slutty S & M Video of the Day



I hated Rihanna for a while, but the love is back.

Here is Rihanna’s new slutty video called S & M and it’ about chains and whips exciting her and they pretty much feature every obvious fetish someone might have, like taping a black teen prostitute from Barbados turned popster in latex on the wall…or hog tying her. Or staring at Rihanna’s ass….I like her new direction…I mean it’s a lot more authentic than her candy coated popstar shit…cuz I know her history…and all this to say, I’m feelin’ it….especailly when she sucks off a banana like a little Monkey at the zoo.

Genius.


To See The VIdeo – Follow This Link
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2011

29

Jan

Rihanna’s Recent Sexting of the Day

There are some recent Rihanna Sexting pics circulating – cuz Rihanna is an attention whore…I mean you don’t just become a huge popstar with minimal talent and average looks, especially when they are from Barbados without illegal teenage prostitution scandal a motherfucker is trying to coverup…

Pics Tipped Off By – SpeedMonkey

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2011

07

Jan

Rihanna’s Leather Pants of the Day

Tight leather pants make for a stinky fucking pussy….This has been one of my more intellectual posts of all time…you know one that really inspires and makes you think about the state of all vaginas in these leather looking plastic pants that you know is not breathable, leading to all kinds of shit, I’d probably be more than happy to burry my face into….cuz I’m a vagina loving pervert. I love vagina so much sometimes I wonder what pussy was like on a generational level…I’m talking did caveman pussy smell the same as pussy that Jesus ate or as the pussy Joan of Arc ate, or as Old West Brothel pussy, and how does that compare to modern day pussy or even pussy from prohibition era…It’s a problem…

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2010

28

Dec

Rihanna in a Bikini in Barbados of the DAy

I always love seeing pictures of Rihanna back home in Barbados because I know everyone in Barbados hates her.

She’s living the life of luxury, making the people she went to church or school back when she was living in a shanty with her garbage man father, wait on her hand and foot, cuz that’s what she’s come to know….

She pretends they don’t know she was a teenage prostitute in the Karaoke bars on the island, sucking the right cock, or maybe she knows they all know and that’s why she walks around the beach like the prized pig at the county fair, to overcompensate for being full of shit, insecure, and a joke of a person…who deserved to get beat down by Chris Brown…but at least she’s getting paid for being barely talented….

I also love seeing her in pictures back home in Barbados because she’s wearing a bikini.

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2010

06

Dec

Rihanna Half Naked for GQ of the Day

Here are some grimey pictures, probably shot by Terry Richardson, of Rihanna showing off her gutter tattoos in her underwear like the gutter trash she is and I like it….

I don’t know, I’m inconsistent with this bitch, I went through a period where i thought she was hot when she was doing the pop tart thing, then I started hating her after she sold out her man for putting her in her place, and her shit became more and more fucking dull to me, but then she performed on TV, she tapped into her island, raised in a shanty to a garbage man, sucking off dudes at 14, woulda been a mom of 12 if she never left hustle. I keep playing that American Music Awards dance routine out and whenever I hear the song I see the shit…

As far as I’m concerned, she’s back, for now.


TO Watch the Rihanna AMA Performance That Made me Fall in Love
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Here are her GQ pics doing good enough for me…

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2010

25

Nov

Rihanna for Interview Magazine of the Day

I know why Rihanna is famous. She brainwashes you with her songs. I’ve seen Josie and the Pussycats, I know how the music industry works, cuz some songs just rape my fucking brain hard the first time I hear them and the repressed memories of the shit keep coming out to haunt me at the weirdest times, like when I am trying to be intimate with another person or intimate with myself, or pretty much doing anything, all I hear is her new fucking song from the AMA performance….I fell asleep with it in my head, I woke up with it in my head, I may have even dreamt about it….It is still in my mind and I’ve been thinking about it all day…Oh na na what’s my name, Oh na na, what’s my name…that song basically revamped this bitch in my eyes and made me a fucking believer again. Oh na na, What’s my name, Oh Na na, what’s my name….Seriously, she’s back and it scares me how inconsistent and bi-polar and schizo I am about this bitch….Oh na na, what’s my name, oh na na what’s my name….Fuck, I hated her, I found her vile looking, everytime I saw her I was disgusted about everything about her, from selling out her man for putting her in her place, to her thighs….but she’s got me in her Voodoo West Indian spell….get her out of my brain….this isn’t making sense to me…Oh na na, what’s my name, Oh na na, what’s my name….fuck. Singing this song makes me feel homosexual.

Here she is in a recent Interview magazine spread:

I’ve watched this AMA performace so many times, I know every single move by heart. Seriously. This was the game changer for me. Rihanna’s back.

I have lost my mind…

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2010

17

Nov

Rihanna in a Strapless Bra for Morning Television of the Day

I wonder how many people masturbated to this performance as Good Morning America was on and they were eating the cereal before work. I am thinking at least one person.

I am surprised that TV allows this kind of gutter prostitute smut on so early in the morning, especially network TV. I mean aren’t these the same people who censored Elvis for just shaking his hips.

This pig is pretty much fucking the microphone and using the sounds of her pussy drip as part of her bead.

I like anything that involves tits, sex, pussy or dick….but TV doesn’t, it’s against the Christian way, and the Christians run America….

I guess I am just bitter that I post these pics and videos and advertisers call me a porn site, when shit is straight off your fucking TV screen on a show owned by a billion dollar corporation..

The rich get richer and the poor become popstars named Rihanna….

The world makes no sense.

Here is a clip of her uneducated ghetto ass trying to seduce in shitty fucking video….I’m loving her white back-up dancer – shit reminds me of the entertainment at a Bat Mitzvah….So good….

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