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2010

10

May

Rihanna Needs to Change her Fucking Outfit of the Day

I hope they hose down this shit cuz this is the third week I’ve seen this peach colored leotard rubbing up against Rihanna pussy harder than Jay-Z did before getting tricked into giving her a record deal for fear that she’d go to the media about how he slammed a 16 year old, or maybe that she’d go to Beyonce and try to ruin the beautiful black royal family they’ve become. I just know that for every 10 daring dudes who would pay to sniff this rubber pussy cover and smear it on their face after her show, there’s 1 would would probably throw up to the miserable garbage man daughter with by hygeiene stench, I’m pretty sure where I fall into those statistics and my weak lack of will power humiliates me, because rationally I’m totally disgusted by this pig, but instinctively I want to taste her…and I guess that’s what makes men fucked up.

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Posted in:Leotard|Rihanna

2010

03

May

Rihanna Blocks Her Vagina Flash of the Day

Rihanna avoided flashing the world her prostitute cunt at least what I assume is a prostitute cunt cuz there is really only one way out of a life as a garbage man’s daughter in a shanty in Bridgetown and that’s via the sex trade / human trafficking that I guess worked out well for her and the guy who bought her cuz now she’s all famous, money making, while hardly talented enough to get out of a car properly enough to make me forget I hate her….

Here she is grabbing her Vagina in a concert in Berlin…you’ve probably seen these pictures before because it’s a dance move part that is part of her show that she does when in this pink uterus colored latex/pantsless shit she borrowed from Lady Gaga…but she’s still grabbing her pussy in front of 100s of people and like the poor kid at the school play who doesn’t wash proper scratching his genitals, shit’s funny….


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Posted in:Rihanna|Vagina

2010

30

Apr

Rihanna Unfortunately Shows Off her Thick Leg of the Day

Rihanna bores the fuck out of me. She was this one hit wonder who managed to make more than one hit with variations of the same fucking song and the public bought into the shit and made her and her handlers a lot of money when really there was nothing special about her. I know everyday girls who look better and sing better than this bitch, they are just missing the millions of dollars of marketing budget, the famous co-signs and a bullshit poor talented girl found in the Islands story that the media eats the fuck up…

I’m ready for her to fade the fuck away like she would have if we were in a different generation, where digitally altering her voice to make her sound like she can sing didn’t exist, but apparently she’s out in a new music video showing off her thick legs that should be washing bed sheets at a Barbado resort…

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Posted in:Legs|Rihanna

2010

21

Apr

Rihanna Pants-Off Concert of the Day

The only thing that would have made these Rihanna pictures interesting or worth looking at is if she slid her underwear style pants she borrowed from Lady Gaga who borrowed them from Madonna, to the side and used that baseball bat on herself like the ambitious whore trying to push the boundaries while hanging onto her fame that she never deserved that she is….See Rihanna is not hot, she can’t sing, she can’t dance, her songs were just catchy. She’s the daughter of a Garbage man from a shanty in Barbados that was exploited to make a lot of people a lot of money, but like all whores, you gotta throw them to the curb when you’re done with them, and I can only hope that happens soon because I’m done with her, and because by the time I can save enough money to get down to Barbados, she’ll be working as a chambermaid at the 2 star hotel I book, and it’ll be pretty fucking funny to watch her clean up my blood and shit smeared bedding….

Either way, if you are still holding onto the past, here are some pictures of Rihanna boring her crowd in concert by not delivering the baseball bat insertion stunt….

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Posted in:Pants Off|Rihanna

2010

05

Mar

Rihanna’s Showing Off Her Body of the Day

I am convinced that the end is near for Rihanna. I have no real proof for this but there was a time I was a fan of hers, I was in her corner and actually thought she was kinda hot, but that was before I realized she was a cry baby psycho girlfriend who sells out her man for strangling her, even though I’m pretty sure she strangled herself and just told the cops that he did it, pretty much ruining his career, while keeping her in the media….then I started seeing her for what she actually was, a cunt….who couldn’t sing and was all a product of marketing who needed to be sent back to her shanty to mull over what she had fucking done….

But I guess as long as she wears these kinds of outfits people will keep talking about her, because we’re all perverts and we like girls who show off their body parts…so the end may not be here…but let’s hope she’s starting to feel it cuz that will just make her try harder….

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Posted in:Rihanna|Tits

2010

01

Mar

Rihanna On TV with No Pants on of the Day

I feel like I am watching some obscure Japanese kids show where the host is some black Voodoo whore who was hired to teach the kids how to dance in her weird pajamas cuz whatever the fuck Rihanna is wearing, it’s on some creepy fucking Teletubby meets infantilism fetish shit, and I know this is old, but I just saw the shit today and figured I’d post it, regardless of how done and over I think the talentless vessel being exploited by the American record companies is….

Posted in:Dutty Wine|Japanese|Kids Show|Rihanna

2010

18

Feb

Rihanna’s Rude Boy Behind the Scenes of the Day

Rihanna proves that good marketing can make peipople real fucking famous, because she’s really not that interesting to listen to and she’s seriously not that interesting to watch, even when in skin tight outfits thanks to her weight gain and I’m pretty much ready for her to disappear and the good news is that I am pretty sure this is her last album at the top, I really think the rest of the world is tired with her too, and her 15 minutes that turned into 4 years are over.

I can only hope she wasn’t paid very much so that she get sent back home and is forced to live in her shanty she grew up in and in ten years this celebrity dream will feel more like a dream than reality, I figure it is possible since she is from the islands and based on the maid I used to work with when I was a gardener for a rich family, people from the islands get ripped the fuck off…..but my luck is usually not that good….

Posted in:Behind the Scenes|Rihanna|Rude Boy

2010

04

Feb

Rihanna Finger Bangs Herself on Stage of the Day

These pictures would have been a lot hotter 4 years ago, when Rihanna just started out, when she didn’t have a dyke haircut or 20 pounds she gained while living and eating the American dream. A time when she didn’t look like a chick who still thinks she’s a smaller size, who’s pants are topped out, and who needs to unbutton the shit after she has a bite to eat cuz there’s no more fucking room in them, as she’s really putting them through the test to see just how much abuse the fucking things can take. A time when we didn’t know she was a little cry baby bitch who is quick to call the cops over small domestic disputes, a warning sign that she’s the pussy you gotta stay away from…a firecracker who you can’t predict and who can take you the fuck down any fucking time she wants…the kind of girl who smashes her face against a frying pan to tell the authorities it was you to seriously fuck you up and here she is grabbing her pussy, doing a little over the pants finger bang like she was a 14 year old boy trying to get play with the girl down the street, something I’d think she should be doing the rest of her life for sexual satisfaction as she’s a red flag, but guys are fucking idiots who don’t care that a girl’s level of crazy will get them arrested but just care about a girl’s willing pussy….

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Posted in:Fat Ass|Pussy Grab|Rihanna

2010

25

Jan

Fergie’s Dumpy Ass and Rihanna’s Shitty See Through for the NRJ Awards of the Day

The NRJ Awards happened this past weekend and nobody cared because no one has ever heard of the NRJ Awards. They are some French bullshit and they managed to recruit Rihanna and Fergie to the event…who I guess thought they had to dress sexy because they were in fashionable France…I don’t know whether they actually won an award at the event, both it is safe to say both definitely won for being washed up sluts the public finally realizes were never hot now that the media has stopped raping us up the ass with their bullshit images trying to hang on as hard as they can….I seriously can’t figure out what happend to Fergie’s face but I think it’s safe to say “Burn victim”…..

Here’s Rihanna doin the doily…..I can only assume her mother in Barbados made this out of shit she stole from the hotel she worked at….

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Posted in:Ass|Fergie|NRJ Awards|Rihanna|See Thru

2010

22

Jan

Rihanna is Fuckin’ Done of the Day

I get that Rihanna pulled that whole “My boyfriend beats me” bullshit to get some attention because she saw that a lot of more talented people were coming up around her. She pretty much knew she was on her way to being totally irrelevant and uninteresting, so she had to act smart and act fast. See when these fads peak for a few years and make a ton of money, they have a hard time accepting that they’ve peaked and that it is just down hill from here. They hang on as hard as they can, they even spend their own money, sacrifice their integrity hoping something sticks…but she just fucking sucks at singing, her sex appeal is pretty much dead to me, she has stupid clown hair and the fact that she calls the cops on her men when they get a little rough makes her a boring and a cry baby I want nothing to do with. I’m just hoping the rest of the world agrees cuz Rihanna is fuckin’ done.

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Posted in:Rihanna|Sucks

2010

07

Jan

Rihanna Whoring Out in a Bikini of the Day

I had this theory that Rihanna staged her beatdown to get a little more attention out of the media. I was told by a dude I know in Barbados that she would constantly travel down there with Chris Brown after the incident and that she’ was nothing but a typical Bajan cunt who beats herself up and calls the cops on her man to teach him a lesson and maybe that was truth, but based on these pictures of her with some athlete named Kemp, it looks like Chris Brown is out of the picture….and she seems pretty fucking needy lookin for reassurance from her new man and I can only assume it’s cuz Chris Brown finally dumped her crazy ass, and she is scared of having the same feelings of rejection when this dude realizes she’s more than just easy pussy and that she’s all in love with him and clingy cuz she never had a father and on his ass when he’s back on the road fucking bat girls, but again, I could be wrong. It happens……and here she is in a bikini lookin better than she did last week.

I still say: Deport her.

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Posted in:Bikini|Rihanna|Whore

2009

28

Dec

Rihanna’s Fat Bajan Bikini Ass at Home of the Day

I don’t know about you, but seeing these pictures of Rihanna on the beach brings me hope. No, not the kind of hope that I will one day crawl inside her fat ass pussy and die from the smells, but because there was once a pop star named Lisa Left Eye Lopez and Aalyiah who went on similar vacations back to the islands and never came back to pollute our radio stations again and they weren’t nearly as offensive as Rihanna. So we can only hope…

I guess the other hope is that her family decide that she’s gone too far and lost her roots, and needs to take it the fuck down a notch, locking her in their shanty and never letting her out of their eye…or maybe her people will revolt because she is an embarassment and stone her to death, there are just so many options….all which hopefully involve her covering her shitty body up because it’s not that nice to stare at.

Merry Christmas too all and too all a good night, what? too soon….assholes….

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Posted in:barbados|Bikini|Rihanna

2009

21

Dec

Rihanna Flashing Some Tit for a Pre-Recorded New Years Show of the Day

I don’t know what kind of tape or harnesses are jackin’ Rihanna’s tits up, but whatever it is, it is a hell of a lot better than her electrical tape on her shirt in her most recent video, and whatever it is, it is doing a good fucking job, because I haven’t seen cleavage like this shince the strip club 2 nights ago, that wasn’t that exciting and only ended in one fight with one of the whores, who asked me for a dance last. I am talking doing the rounds of the whole bar, including 5 dudes I was with at least twice before lowering her standards, accepting her rejection and lowering herself to ask me to grab her tits with money, only for me to reject her for not having asked me first, since I get that she’s a whore, but really like to be made to feel special, especially since I’m paying the cunt. Needless to say, I got kicked out, something I hope happens to Rihanna when immigration comes knockin’…that way we won’t have her shoved down our fucking throats everywhere we go….and here she is doing a pre-recorded NYE party, because not everything you see on TV is authentic…smoke and fucking mirrors….motherfucker….

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Posted in:cleavage|New Years Eve|Rihanna|Tits

2009

17

Dec

Rihanna Hard Video Doesn’t Get Me Hard of the Day

There was a time when music videos were the only way to get off, so you’d hope for videos to be as half naked as possible so that your lonely nights would be a little more fulfilled, but then the internet hit and made music videos obsolete, but for some reason, Rihanna’s still fucking with them, and here she is doing her best Lady Gaga impressions….trying to push limits, while wearing little clothes and you’ll probably dig it cuz you have no taste….and you dont think I’m right when I say Rihanna is done….and I guess it doesn’t matter.


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Posted in:Hard|Rihanna

2009

15

Dec

Rihanna Pussy Grab in GQ of the Day

I guess the whole bitch getting beat by her man because her cunt ass deserved it is drying up for this bottom feeding immigrant cunt because she’s decided to start slutting herself a lot more than she ever has. I guess the whole lady Gaga retardedness intimidates Rihanna and now she’s gotta step the fuck up. So she’s been showing her nipples every chance she gets, and the only reason I’m complaining is because she’s fat and used up now and the days of seeing her as the manifestation of your Caribbean vacation chambermaid fetish without having to fly all the way to the Caribbean and without the whole fucking and gettin the Caribbean AIDS…

Either way, she tried to sex it up for GQ and it’s pretty fucking boring, but at least she’s covering her pussy, I hear the photographer put her in this stance cuz he couldn’t take the Roti stench…..


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