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2014

19

Feb

Rihanna Sucks in Vogue of the Day

Rihanna kinda set the bar to always be naked in videos…instagram…etc…that when she does vogue in costumes like this..where she’s not spread eagled and fisting herself…like she does..it’s a total fucking downer…and if anything makes her seem as boring as she probably is…

I prefer my Rihanna slutty.

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2014

17

Feb

Rihanna’s Sturdy Legs and Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna can’t just sit still and enjoy her time off…she’s like one of her songs, just constantly pounding in my fucking face everywhere I go…and I’m not complaining because she’s a slut about it..not that posing in a bikini or topless is really slutty, but when you don’t really need to be doing it because you make 100,000,000 dollars a year, it’s gratuitous and because you like it…which I guess to me is the definition of slut…giving it out for free…but I’m not a hater, I love sluts…they make life more interesting than if everyone was just a hooker…and if more hookers would start working for free once they made it…the world would be a better place…it’s some philanthropy shit…

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2014

12

Feb

Rihanna Topless for Instagram of the Day

I guess this is for a shoot – or just another cry for attention – but whatever it is – it’s Rihanna topless on the internet strategically for her fans – even though she would get just as much love clothed…it’s to feel good in her empty sad daddy issue always feeling inadequate even after making it soul …that’s it..

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2014

31

Jan

Rihanna and Shakira’s Lesbianism of the Day

Rihanna and Shakira did some kind of Collab video…and it looks pretty lesbian because Rihanna is pretty lesbian…because being pretty lesbian gets people to notice…and getting people to notice makes Rihanna feel like she matters…especially now that she’s got hundreds of millions of dollars…all eyes on her is all that she cares about..and like a college girl who never went to college knows…cuddle up to a girl…and people fucking notice…Rihanna may not have it all figured out…but she’s doing something right…and I guess that’s what happens when you grow up a child hooker…

What it comes down to is that this video came out yesterday night and already has 4,000,000 views…that’s some heavy shit…powerful bitches….coming together to make you all come and to make them, and their team of execs a lot of money…leveraging each other’s fan base…

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2014

28

Jan

Rihanna’s In a Bikini on Instagram OMG! of the Day

The best thing about Rihanna posting bikini pics to her instagram is that I have made this shit a daily feature and people get so fucking mad at me about it because I am buying into her bullshit and giving her attention she craves…all you racist haters….don’t like a black booty in a bikini…because it is over exposed and too rich…but remember it’s still ghetto as shit.

TO SEE HER IN A SEE THROUGH SHIRT CLICK HERE

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2014

27

Jan

Another Day – Another Rihanna Half Naked for Instagram of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, the world don’t rotate on its axis, until Rihanna posts a half naked picture of herself for no real reason…other than she likes posting half naked pics of herself…

I guess we can try to dissect her love of herself, the fact that she likes to see the likes on her pics blow the fuck up, when she is famous enough to post a pic of a fucking door knob, and have 200,000 idiots jump up and down and tell her how beautiful it is…meaning these half naked pics are totally unnecessary, but just an example of how much of a self involved cunt she actually is…

The stories about her range but are not limited to she was a child prostitute in Barbados, so posting a bikini is far less intense than sucking a 60 year old’s dick for a Roti…or whatever she was charging back then…

But instead of trying to figure out the puzzle of Rihanna, a bitch we don’t know, and never will know, who doesn’t have the talent to really carry her career, but luckily the general public are idiots…we can just look at her cries for attention…because I like when they happen…

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2014

23

Jan

Today’s Rihanna Smoking in a Bikini Pics of the Day

If you reach this site…you will know that a day is not a day without Rihanna bikini pics…that she posts to her instagram in her downtime

Her tour is over…and that people aren’t screaming her name every night which helps her self esteem..but rather she’s forced to take a month off, get back in studio, produce more generic shit radio stations will be paid to pollute our lives with, only to go on tour again so that people will scream her name again….

So her instagram, is the only way to get feedback, the only way to show her twat for the people who want it…I think this is day four of bikinis, just a bitch keeping herself relevant…

I am down with bikini pics, but the fact that she insists on posing with a blunt all the time, is bitch reaching….like a high school kid trying to show the internet how hard he is…it’s totally unnecessary and just a reminder how lame she is…I mean smoke weed, meth, crack whatever the fuck you want but to pose with it like you’re so gangster is pathetic…but I guess this is Rihanna we’re talking about, probably the worst human around, at least that’s what I am sure Chris Brown would tell us.

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2014

22

Jan

Rihanna’s Paddle Boarding Erotica of the Day

I say this everyday, and I will say it again, because I like to think it’s becoming my trademark on my site, and that is that a day is not a day unless Rihanna posts some slutty bikini pics…sometimes but limited to while she’s smoking weed…all ass popped out, blunt in mouth, wet bottomed on a paddle board…because Rihanna knows how to stay relevant in her downtime…her friend…not so much…but luckily she’s there to just make Rihanna’s hard nipples better…

This is far better than the time I tried to take my wife paddle boarding and we sank.

All this to say, she could just kick it privately, but instead chooses this…I guess once a whore always a whore…she can’t not be getting praised by people to feel validated…which is a great premise to someone getting into porn…unfortunately in Rihanna’s case, this is as porny as she gets for now…but I believe it will all crash and burn one day!

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2014

21

Jan

Rihanna’s Posts More Bikini Pics to Instagram of the Day

A day is not a day…until Rihanna posts pics of herself in a bikini in her downtime…because this girl loves attention…and I don’t mind looking at them….

TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE

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