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2013

19

Nov

Rihanna’s Got Good Clothes of the Day

Rihanna is a pretty substantial creature….who loves to tap into her child prostitute past…by maintaining that she’s got no need to be subtle or demure…classy or elegant..she’s gully and she’s from the islands…used to being half naked when she parties…and when she’s in NYC she can do the same motherfucking thing…in her one piece…ass hanging out of her shit..because that’s what being rich is about…even though she’s at the level of fame where she could just kick it low key and people will still pay attention but instead…she wants to show off her ass and I like that…

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2013

07

Nov

Rihanna Drinking Out of a Shoe of the Day

I am going to turn this site into a Rihanna fan site…because she does things like drinking dranks out of High Heel Shoes…while in Barbados getting “turnt up” with her family and friends who secretly hate her and her success…except maybe for the few who directly benefit off it….

This is some top level luxury shit, you know being able to drink out of shoe at her own will, rather than for some weird old creepy British man who was paying her to do it while he masturbated, back when she was a tween prostitute…something I keep mentioning because people in Barbados have told me it over and over again, but no one listens…

But also because, old creepy rich British dudes and their obscure sexual ambiguous preferences and habits make me laugh…they are some of the weirdest around…boom.

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2013

07

Nov

Rihanna’s Barbados Bikini Party of the Day

Rihanna is back home in Barbados for her grandfather’s 85th birthday. She posted a bunch of pics of him on her instagram and apparently her fans get very upset when you ask if that’s her new Chris Brown…because I have been getting hate messages all fucking day…seriously, who gives a fuck…

I love Barbados, I love Rihanna’s body, even if it’s not that great, but good enough for someone who isn’t a bikini model, and even if Barbados talks shit behind her back, talking about her being a child hooker and that’s how she got to where she is today, a hooker who is clearly good at hooking if the story is true….because she’s outside her 22 million dollar house…you see before she was “Rihanna”…she was living in a fucking shanty…now she’s with all the white people her mom and granny probably serviced…and her dad picked up garbage from…cuz he was a garbage man..

Funny how things work out…maybe even exciting…if you have any fucking vision…and if you don’t…you’ll probably like these bikini pics…cuz you won’t see all her flaws…

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2013

01

Nov

Rihanna Loves Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake of the Day


I am so annoyed of Halloween….Rihanna just put that nail in the coffin…but she’s doing it with her tongue sticking out like she was Miley…and I love Miley so I guess it is ok…what is not OK is that in her everyday life, she dresses sluttier and more half naked, and Halloween is a time for girls to scale down their clothing, not layer it…making it a huge disappointment, but I am sure in her life, this isn’t the first time she’s let someone she doesn’t know down…I mean that night with Chris Brown woulda been better if she couldn’t tell on him…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it’s that these Rihanna pics remind us that Halloween can be boring as shit…after it’s been shoved down our throat for two weeks and we’ve spent multiple nights surrounded by overly excited and eager Halloween assholes who don’t realize this shit happens every year like clockwork and that they should chill the fuck out…

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2013

30

Oct

Some Rihanna Underwater Bikini Erotica of the Day

I am into Rihanna’s self produced erotica and I don’t know why but I know I can’t help it…I mean I know she’s not the hottest girl out there, I know that her body isn’t the greatest, I know her talent and success are pretty much totally mutually exclusive..,meaning she shouldn’t be this famous based on her singing, dancing, or even look…but in some kind of deal making with the devil…she is…

I guess that she knows it, and that is the reason she keeps up the exhibitionism, it brings back memories of her sucking the dick to the top…and even more confusing than her fame, from shanty to 22 million dollar condo in Barbados is that I buy into her bullshit….

I blame the self shot bikini pics, that are almost unnecessary because she’s so fucking famous, which makes the fact that she does them pretty hype, and I guess I am that easy to win over…

Here are the pics she just posted…while I go drink…

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2013

28

Oct

Rihanna Does British GQ Naked with a Snake of the Day

Rihanna kills it…across the fucking board…and I am not just talking about breaking down racists into wanting to go black…because she’s light skinned enough for them to bring to one of their KKK Meetings, I means she kills it in sex appeal cuz she consistently gets half naked when she doesn’t have to, because she wants to…

The rumor is it stems from her being a 14 year old prostitute in Barbados…you know who used her sex appeal and the perversion of British perverts on some sex tourism to lead to this money making machine worth over 100,000,000 dollars…

But she could just be an exhibitionist who loves herself seeing how far she’s come and shit…I don’t really care to analyze it, I am just glad it happened, but even more glad her young fans look on thinking this is normal…hopefully doing their own versions of these for instagram but more importantly for me…

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2013

24

Oct

Rihanna’s in a Bikini Again and I Like It of the Day

Rihanna has proven yet again that she doesn’t need magazines to take bikini pics of her, she can just do that shit on her own, and even keep it interesting by getting into twerk stance…because really in this day and age…twerk stance is all we really need to keep life worth living and bikini pics worth looking at and in Rihanna’s defence, she’s a black chick from the islands, she’s not jumping on any trend, her fucking granny twerks, I mean not now that she’s dead, but pre-death she twerked…and her granny’s granny twerked…this is just a cultural experience yo….a half naked cultural experience on instagram.

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2013

23

Oct

Rihanna’s Instagram Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

The interesting thing about Rihanna is that she doesn’t need magazines to do photoshoots for her anymore…she’s bigger than the fucking magazines and press is just a waste of her time…she’s her own fucking empire and can just put the shit out on her instagram and make shit pop..

Rihanna is the biggest fucking thing out there now and here she is posting pics of some random shoot that I am going to assume is for her instagram exclusively, because why the fuck else would they upload dozens of pics to the shit…I mean I guess due to narcism but in her defence, she’s from the fucking caribbean and was a loser growing up, but not the entire world loves her and throws money at her, it’s kinda hard to stay grounded and not thing you’re some messenger sent from heaven to bless the world with your bikini pics, it just can’t be possible that she ever thinks she doesn’t deserve this, because if she did, her handlers would be failing the record label, bitch needs to think and believe that she is important and that what she does betters the fucking world..and I guess these pics probably don’t represent that…but they are still worth looking at…because you know if a girl you worked with uploaded a dozen bikini pics to her instagram you’d think “what the fuck is wrong with Jenny”…then you’d probably masturbate to them….and ask yourself “what the fuck is wrong with me”….

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2013

15

Oct

Rihanna’s Weird Bikini Pic of the Day

Rihanna is normally better at this Instagram shit…I mean I want spread asshole pics in designer clothes not this low level awkward angle bikini shit…I mean this is attention seeking even though you have all eyes on you…done wrong…but I’ll post it anyway…because why the fuck not…

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2013

02

Oct

RIhanna’s Pour it Up Video of the Day

Rihanna has been posting all kinds of hot see though pics from a video shoot and she was smart enough to do a behind the scenes video cuz they have this internet social networking….stay relevant get people posting her shit down…and I am into it because any girl who can bring whore behavior to the masses when she doesn’t need to is a hero…it allows me to have a job…and you to have something to diddle your asshole to….Yay. for Rihanna….and all it really took to get this party started was a good being choked the fuck out….

Here is the behind the scenes..

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2013

01

Oct

A Different Half Naked Scene in Rihanna’s New Video from Instagram of the Day

One of my pet peeves is when people pose with money on the internet. I just think it’s stupid as fuck and not even because I have no money…because I hate it when broke as people post their winnings from a casino game, and I hate it when strippers show the piles of dollars they made when people made it rain that probably amount to under 1000 dollars…and I really hate it when rappers and popstars do it for some hip hop image, like look how rich and crazy I am…I mean Rihanna is fucking huge, we know she’s rich, and doesn’t need to talk about it, but rather should spend her time focusing on exposing her vagina as much as possible, rather than 10k or whatever is going on in these pics from her new video, when bitch gets paid 100k or more a fucking hour….it just looks stupid..but I guess Rihanna never really cared about looking stupid, that comes with dropping out of school at 14 to be a hooker who became famous enough that people cared when she got beat the fuck up…taking her to a whole new level of garbage I want to stick my dick in…that is probably just as dirty as the kitchen garbage I’ve stuck my dick in at low periods in life when I just wanted something soft against my dick…but more socially acceptable…

All this to say, I am a fan of her work, when she does, her exhibitionism…all works for me…even when it annoys me.

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2013

30

Sep

Rihanna Kills it on Instagram in her New Video Outfit of the Day

Rihanna always fucking wins. I mean this girl just puts herself out there when she really doesn’t have to and she looks good doing it…and that to me is the single most important thing a person could be doing with their celebrity. Fuck make a wish foundation or charity causes…

It’s like she didn’t get famous for being the half naked attention seeker who feels like it’s cool or artistic or high concept or even hot to get half naked…but she’s become that and it’s great for all the young girls watching to grow up thinking this is ok…because it is ok…in fact it is better than ok…it’s how you get fans, noticed, money and my approval…which we all know everyone seeks…

She may have been a hooker as a teen to get here, she may be an exhibitionist now, but she’s killing the instagram game, making it masturbation worthy, and for that we should celebrate her…

This is from her new video and this is the best thing that happened today so far…even though I’d prefer this without the black bars…

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2013

23

Sep

Rihanna’s Bikini Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day


Rihanna staged a bikini phototshoot in Thailand for her instagram…and these are the pictures…that I guess scream “I Love Myself and Everyone Should Love Me Too”…or “please give me more attention than I already Have”…because let’s face it, she’s Rihanna and the last thing she needs to be doing is staging bikini shoots for her instagram, she’s got all kinds of fame and fortune, and the only reason she would do something like this is because she likes being looked at…it all goes back to when she was a hooker in Barbados at 14….at least that’s my take on it…you know daddy issues…that no matter how much money she’s got…she still has…and I’m not complaining, I would just prefer if these had more anal sex in them….

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2013

11

Sep

Rihanna’s Dick Purse is Better Than Her Mullet of the Day

Rihanna’s mullet is pretty fucking funny, shit reminds me of some white trash who probably would have tied up a bitch like Rihanna to the back of her pick-up truck and drive her around their trailer park…

But her dick purse…she’s pretending to jerk off like she was 16 and back in Barbados trying to get famous hooking for music producers that made her the robot popstar billionaire she is…but I prefer my dick pics when they are normal looking girls… shoving them down their throat

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2013

05

Sep

Rihanna’s Unnecessary Shirt of the DAy


Rihanna is awesome.

She’s taken her teen hooker to great heights, which is more than most teen hookers can say. Most of them end up either pregnant, institutionalized or dead…but rarely do they become the biggest thing in pop music….I mean just the other day Rihanna hit 4 Billion views on Youtube….do you realize how many views that is…it’s fucking huge…

But she’s stuck true to one thing, because I can assume everything else about her is on some cunty, trashy, celebrity diva level, as it’s hard to stay grounded at her level…and that is putting the slut out there…you know…for everyone to see…

Cuz really, nipple rings are meant to be seen….and shirts are meant to cover up nipples…but in her wealth and enterprising whore of the people way…she’s managed to find a way to merge both together in a harmonious way…and I love it.

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