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2011

24

Jun

Samaire Armstrong Reminder of the Day

This girl was on a show called the OC, I think she played a lesbian…..but I don’t remember, I only watched one season and that was back when I used it as material to seduce college girls cuz I knew they were all up on the shit hard. I do remember my friend was all about this one. He was convinced she was going to be a big star, the next Lohan, and maybe he’s right, sure not in Hollywood or as an actor, but we have no idea how popular she is in her circle of meth addicted peers at the homeless shelter or house she’s squatting in with a bunch of other teenage runaways she likely shares her clothes with…..

All this to say, she looks like real shit….and luckily teenage runaways are a fetish of mine cuz they are so broken and easy…and no matter how much they smell, they are soft and not used to real life and they almost never say no to a hot meal no matter how long it takes you to cum…..innocence, such a fun thing to take part in taking…hey don’t blame me, I’m not her father she’s running from….I only know her from the corner post traumatic upbringing….

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2010

18

Aug

The Chick From the OC My Friend Wanted to Fuck of the Day

I never saw this girls appeal. I remember watching the OC to take notes I’d bring with me to the bar in efforts to seduce the college girls, a strategy that actually worked a few times and got me some college pussy pushed up against my mouth in a bar bathroom, sure she was passed out, puking and her dress was hiked up, but I can only assume her underwear didn’t push itself to the side on their own. She totally wanted it, despite her reaction when she came to that led me to being kicked out….but that’s not the point.

The point is that this dude bluecollar Mark who I used to watch the show with cuz he was into running the same game as me at the dollar drink college party loved Samaire Armstrong and I just thought she was boring, had stupid lesbian hair… but she was his dream girl, so when I saw this I felt I should do this post for him….not cuz I ever liked the dude, but cuz that’s all that comes to mind when I see this third or fourth tier OC star.

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2008

29

Aug

Samaire Armstrong in a Cleavage Vest of the Day

I used to watch the OC with my friend who sounds like Barney from The Flinstones when he talks. He was this 40 year old pervert who was on welfare and who would always be done to go to the college parties and was the only member of my OC watching parties because like I mentioned before was a good way to talk to 18 year old girls who would otherwise be disgusted with us. He was crazy about this bitch, he thought she was the hottest fuckin’ piece and it provided countless “who’s hotter” arguments that reminded me of virgins getting together on Saturday nights to watch their favorite movies and judge which girls they would marry, when in reality they’d pounce on even the fattest chick willing to take her extra large panties off for them, if they weren’t too shy, scared and embarrassed of pretty much everything. I didn’t really get the appeal, but I do get the cleavage vest and I figured it was worth posting because I doubt anyone else in their right mind will because these pictures fucking suck.

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2007

23

May

I am – Samaire Armstrong's Gotta Be Knocked Up of the Day

samaire_armstrong_pregnant3.jpg

Samaire Armstrong is hiding her stomach like she just hit up the snack bar harder than her man banged her without a condom because people in Hollywood don’t use condoms even when they are on the lowest wrung of the fame ladder and their only real claim to fame was a stint on the OC that lasted a couple of episodes. That said, I am pretty sure that she’s preggers and decided to keep the baby, unlike her Hollywood counterparts who opt for the in home abortion, like Lohan since it is the most effective form of birth control…

Either way, I think it’s funny when people make their insecurities so obvious. I was walking down the street today and came across a woman in a white tank top with no bra and erect nipples. I wouldn’t have even noticed her, because when I leave my house I don’t really notice anything. But she kept trying to awkwardly cover her tits as much as she could as she talked to a woman, but ended up drawing more attention to her tits than she should have….which wasn’t a good thing, considering she was in her 60s, not that that would ever stop you.

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2007

23

May

I am – Samaire Armstrong’s Gotta Be Knocked Up of the Day

samaire_armstrong_pregnant3.jpg

Samaire Armstrong is hiding her stomach like she just hit up the snack bar harder than her man banged her without a condom because people in Hollywood don’t use condoms even when they are on the lowest wrung of the fame ladder and their only real claim to fame was a stint on the OC that lasted a couple of episodes. That said, I am pretty sure that she’s preggers and decided to keep the baby, unlike her Hollywood counterparts who opt for the in home abortion, like Lohan since it is the most effective form of birth control…

Either way, I think it’s funny when people make their insecurities so obvious. I was walking down the street today and came across a woman in a white tank top with no bra and erect nipples. I wouldn’t have even noticed her, because when I leave my house I don’t really notice anything. But she kept trying to awkwardly cover her tits as much as she could as she talked to a woman, but ended up drawing more attention to her tits than she should have….which wasn’t a good thing, considering she was in her 60s, not that that would ever stop you.

Posted in:Pregnant|Samaire Armstrong|The OC|Unsorted