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2023

03

Aug

Sarah Michelle Gellar Tits in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve gone into this before, even earlier this week, I don’t need to go through it again, but there was a time when Buffy was a huge fucking deal, so many loser nerds were obsessed, creating the super stardom of Sarah Michelle Gellar who was able to get herself in all kind of blockbusters before dropping off the scene.

I never really gave a fuck about her because I wasn’t a Buffy bro, but I can say with confidence, especially after seeing these pics of her making some really weird faces in an attempt to hide the double chin, or the saggy neck cuz she’s old, looking like some kind of meme, or girl making ugly faces challenge, and even with the tits out in the bikini top, she was better back then than she is now, but maybe she realizes that, since that’s basically the story for all women, and she’s now going to put more shameless whoring effort out there for her last hurrah as a sex object being jerked off to by millions, or to build that fanbase back up and become the next billion dollar direct to consumer brand on instagram, either way, I’ll watch the tits unfold…I got nothing else to do.

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2023

19

Apr

Sarah Michelle Gellar Cleavage of the Day

I don’t know if Freddie Prinze Jr stopped fucking Sarah Michelle Gellar, maybe he’s grieving his daddy’s suicide from before he was born, you know deep trauma….or maybe he’s just bored of the same old pussy, since she’s old and he had her when she was at her prime, or maybe the family life just has him tired….

BUT….for whatever reason, maybe appealing to his cuckold fetish, Sarah Michelle Gellar, the BUFFY of your dreams, since BUFFY fans were some of the weirdest nerds…has been out in bikinis, with cameltoe, just being an all around naughty middle aged bored housewife seeking a few desperate perverts to jack off to her….all after a decade of her basically not existing and it’s a weird comeback tour, but filled with tit, so not weird enough to not be a weird desperate pervert willing to jerk off to her for old times…

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2021

29

Dec

Sarah Michelle Gellar Cleavage of the Day

Buffy the Vampire Slayer was an early revelation of nerd dudes being obsessed with celebrity pussy who played characters they were drawn to…so here’s Buffy the Vampire slayer herself as a reminder of how pathetic the last 25 years have been when it comes to nerds being obsessed with celebrities…just not enough to make me rich…

I remember when I first started the site, the kind of dude in 2004 that was looking for slutty celeb content to jerk off to, was the kind of dude who had three copies of the Buffy Box Set and despite having never seen the show, but I did see the original movie, I just don’t remember it…Sarah Michelle Gellar is indirectly the reason DrunkenStepfather exists…so if you’re going to sue for defamation, because I called you fat, or because I posted your pics and you hate me…do it care of Sarah Michelle Gellar because her nerdy fanatic friends and their celebrity pervert fandom is the reason we’re all here….

Sure, people have been jerking off to celebs and models forever, that’s not the point, the point is that this bitch hit nerds on an emotional level…fantasies of marrying her….carving her bust out of dried semen blocks kind of emotional level and the question is…does her cleavage still give you a tingle in your heart, a reminder of love, or a tingle in your balls, a reminder of why you’re still living in your mom’s basement making lego.

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2021

02

Aug

Sarah Michelle Gellar Sexy of the Day

Sarah Michelle Gellar is in a one-piece bathing suit, or lingerie outfit for old ladies, because maybe her and Freddie Prinze have a sex night lined up, you know married couples and their making an event out of sex night….

At least that’s assuming that celebs are like the suburban married couples who see fucking their significant other as a chore. I used to say that even Cindy Crawford’s husband gets bored of her, so he goes off an fucks George Clooney instead, but that analogy is a little dated, I’ve been doing this site a long time….I guess you could replace Cindy Crawford with the hot chick of now, but we know that the hot chicks of now are not traditional monogamists, they’ve all grown up on porn and like fucking everyone, and can’t get a relationship to get in the way of that…I guess…

We probably shouldn’t assume celebs are like traditional married couples since they are all self involved, have a lot of time on their hands, coupled with deep rooted perversions from being in the industry, I mean how do you think they get famous in the first place, fucking the right guy….even though she got her start at the age of 5….that’s just how it works perverts…

I don’t know these people. I didn’t watch Buffy. The people who were loyal buffy fans weirded me out…Sarah Michelle Gellar is old but I’ll still stare at her mom tits, it is MILF MONDAY after all….

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2021

12

Jan

Sarah Michelle Gellar Swimsuit of the Day

Sara Michelle Gellar

I didn’t give a fuck about Sarah Michelle Gellar back when she was a thing, I was always more into Selma Blair…

So I am sure not into Sarah Michelle Gellar now, she must be 50…..

However, I don’t mind that she’s out here posting swimsuit content despite being 50, because half naked is better even when you’re 50…not to mention she’s rocking an age appropriate bathing suit, which is always a win to see, as these old bitches who have lived the life of luxury all these years and think they are still 20 and at the top of their game, despite not being 20 and at the top of their game, but rather 50 and better than most 50 year olds, which is enough for them to think they are worthy of a swimsuit selfie…

It’s always the older women who get into weirdo lesbian, cuckolding, pegging sexual fetishes because they are bored and have given up caring…which I guess is a good thing for those of you who want Sarah Michelle Gellar to fuck you up the ass like you were Freddie Prinze Jr.

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2020

19

Oct

Sarah Michelle Gellar Pool Fail of the Day

Sarah Michelle Gellar Shanen Pool

Sarah Michelle Gellar is probably in her 50s by now, but that doesn’t mean the BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER weirdos aren’t still jerking off to her, because they are likely in their 50s too and in some weird as fuck turn of events, they want to age with their sexual fantasy, rather than move onto new sexual fantasies, because they are Buffy fans, thus lonely as fuck, possibly, or more likely virgins and aging with the girl they fantasized about in the 90s feels familiar, like how married people still fuck…sometimes….

Despite being 50, she’s not too old to hop on the social media hustle where posting bathing suit erotica for likes and follows is the norm…

If you look close enough, you’ll see some other 90s masturbation fodder, one that is dying of breast cancer but still hard nippled in her swimsuit, some Shannen Doherty….and it’s all so fucking boring.

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2020

15

Jan

Sarah Michelle Gellar Swimsuit of the Day

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Sarah Michelle Gellar, the Freddie Prinze Jr fucking, Scooby Doo acting, overhyped trash from the 90s, despite being a mom of 2 who has been off the radar for at least a decade to focus on things like living on her celebrity money, is out here in a bathing suit for you perverts to jerk off to her like it was still the 90s….

I remember a time when she was in EVERYTHING thanks to that VIRGIN NERD LOSER phenomenom that happened with Buffy the Vampire Slayer the Series, something I NEVER watched and will NEVER watch, but that every chronic masturabtor seemed to watch and fetishize about Sarah Michelle Gellar despite her being Sarah Michelle Gellar.

I remember I Know What you Did Last Summer….and all the other garbage she got into….and I don’t remember any of it that foundly and I sure as hell don’t think this is her best work. A ambien looking mom in her expensive house isn’t a fetish of mine, I aim more for daughters than mothers…..but that doesn’t he actress who got her start in Soaps at Age four, so you know she’s nice a fucked up, is clearly out here promoting some shit…because she’s obviously promoting some shit…all the celebs are…giving more reason for new social networks to start up…the Facebook all day informercial of lame content is fucking dull.

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2019

21

Oct

Sarah Michelle Gellar Lingerie of the Day

Sarah Michelle Gellar Lingerie

Sarah Michelle Gellar has seen Kristen Bell making a comeback…so…I guess she figures she can try it out too..

They are both in their early 40s, for the longest time I thought they were the same person, and since these sluts are all so competitive….

So they figure there is life after 30….and the industry has figured out that they all need social media to make money….like Jen Aniston breaking Instagram last week by signing up cuz even She needs an IG account to matter…it’s a new Horrible world…where celebs need to be relatable instead of untouchable…

But with social media accounds comes slut behaviour cuz all these celebs are sluts…

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2009

18

Dec

Sarah Michelle Gellar in her One Piece for a Movie of the Day

It’s been a real big week for Sarah Michelle Gellar. First I wrote about how she’s pretty much fallen off the map and no one cares about her, except maybe some of her Buffy fans, because Buffy fans are usually pretty loyal, since they have little else going on, especially when it comes to pussy, even though it’s been decades since that shit was on the air, and now she’s in a movie wearing one-piece bathing suits and simulating sex and masturbating, I’m not really sure what the fuck is going on, but I definitely know this role is not comin’ in at the peak of her career, we’re into the sunset years..Good Bye Sarah Michelle Gellar, at least your fans will remember you with their multiple box sets of the Buffy Complete series, in the event one gets scratched, along with photocopies of every single picture this bitch was ever in before being in roles like this shit called Veronika Decides to Die cuz she’s gotta pay the bills….and I know still get you off….

Here’s the masturbating…

Here’s the boring Sex scene….

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2009

16

Dec

Remembering Sarah Michelle Gellar of the Day

Remember when Sarah Michelle Gellar was the teen starlet who was actually in her 20s who everyone wanted to fuck. She was like the hottest girls in movies but turned out to be a real wholesome monogamous bitch who married her co-star….yeah either do I because I’m not a loyal Buffy fan virgin geek who never forgets my first crush like I was Egotastic.com with my multiple Buffy DVD boxsets still in their wrapper cuz that’s what Virgins do…..but here she is for old times….

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